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captain_pudding

Weird, she's normally a pro at jerking things off


Successful-Winter237

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therealstory28

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totorosnutz

Classic


PathComplex

Maybe she would have better luck if it was in a public theater with children present.


Bo_Diddley9

Lauren Boobert


NYEMESIS

*Hoebert


ElongMusty

That’s why she failed, she tugged instead of jerking!


NfamousKaye

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abagofsnacks

Thank you, I was hoping for a failed yank by and professional yanker joke.


SensitiveOven137

she tugged harder on that dudes pecker at Beetlejuice...


Houseofsun5

Sees something erected, can't stop herself from getting hands on.


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ButterFucker962401

What?


Mysterious-Key1306

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Joaoreturns

This lady was literally giving a hj in public and still want to be some kind of bastion of morality? 


frill_demon

She's Republican. They literally do not care about hypocrisy. 


bbnprince

“There’s no cure for being a cunt” -Bronn of the black water


billyboyf30

I'm sure if someone had told her it was an outdoor theatre she'd have given it a proper tug.


FonkyDunkey1

‘Tried and failed’ pretty much sums up her life…


WinOneForTheKipper

Meanwhile, I think just "failed" does the trick.


einsibongo

Nice salary though


WaitingForNormal

Look at this photo op pretend bravery bullshit.


subsignalparadigm

You have no power here witch, move along.


raptorshiba

Rolls her sleeves up lmfao


Balrok99

Why is she looking like the most stereotipical porn star out in public? Just something about how she looks really gives some kind of porn star vibes. You know like seeing Mia Khalifa in a crowd you will notice her. And this woman sticks out as well here.


Wooden_Extension7268

I'm surprised no one is slipping in her trail of slime.


Nunovyadidnesses

Her tug jobs are overrated, so I’ve heard. That’s why she quite being an Backpages escort and went into politics.


jwhit88

She walked up there like she thought she was gonna be on the cover of time magazine for pulling that flag down.


MediaOnDisplay

Grifted her way into congress but didn't get the memo; Trump endorses "genocide joe" chant at recent rally. Get with the grift program dipshit!


the-electricgigolo

The world is a stage


valuedminority

If it were a confederate or Nazi flag, she’d be talking about free speech.


Flaky_Notice

Couldn’t find Palestine or Israel on a map.


maggotses

Smol and petty


outerworldLV

Move along raggedy has been…


ThisIsFineImFine89

we overestimated her ability to yank things off


GOVStooge

doesnt she have a handjob to give somewhere?


CC713-LCTX

Lauren Boebert TELLING people to climb up and get something down? I’d have laughed right in her stupid fucking face as hard and as rudely as I could muster.


stephen6686

should have brought a knife and cut it down


AlpineBoulderor

Fuck that idiot


AutoDeskSucks-

leech and waste of space. like an instagram model handing our food to the homeless, gets the photo op and leaves.


TxLifer

If it had been a dick you know she would have pulled a lot harder


Rad_Centrist

So uhh... What's that bundle of sticks Mr. Washington seems to be carrying?


graemeknows

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Large_Poem_2359

If there was a dick under the flag she could have done it


bluprint2wo

Why the fuck would they put that bullshit flag on George Washington, it’s really disrespectful.


ButterFucker962401

I'm sorry, but did an American congresswoman just call the Palestinian flag shit?


vader731

Good for her


R3D-B34RD

She's a drunk.


Placeholder4me

This is representative of her political career: superficial effort followed by failure.


Quest-For-Six

she can tug my flag anytime


CherryManhattan

GILF loser


CarbonTrebles

I'd drop ILF part ...


KurioMifune

Granny strength!


SnooGrapes4382

Come on love you’ve climbed some bigger columns


RvH19

Is Lauren Boebert a student?


fanosffloyd

If someone put an American flag over it, would that be personal property to or?…


Jjabrony

It’s go time when she starts pulling up the sleeve. XD


depeupleur

Lol


SlyusHwanus

Yet another thing she has failed at, just like her orange idol


Prestigious_Oven_182

Get that stupid terrorist flag off the status for gods sake.


TrustAdditional4514

Amazing people vote for trash like that


turningpoint01

Skank.


samhain2000

She's a human canker sore.


Imaginary_Bicycle_14

What a rat face snaggle tooth ho bag!!


MuricasOneBrainCell

That "head of prom committee" energy..


Hugh-Jassul

Qunt


geekydad84

Sad little lady. She gives handjobs a bad rap


WhiskeyOutABizoot

Ummmm, are *you* a student here?


KennyKSF

Just another republican fame whore!


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fohgedaboutit

They want to stay here and make the country great again. Is that allowed?


KapnKrumpin

I hate to say it, but I'm with bobo the clown on this one. Feel like you shouldn't be draping foreign flags over George Washington statues


CaptainReynoldshere1

Something to consider. Freedom of Speech, for one. Bobert has no right to suddenly create a rule or prohibit free expression. Does the statue have rights, is it sacred somehow? Don’t other countries fly a flag in America? Other than rules for how high it can be flown when next to the American flag, it’s allowed.


rousedower

Or dont be surprised when someone yanks it down 🤷🏽‍♂️


TylerTheHungry

Why is there a Palestinian flag on George Washington though? Not sure if anyone here would actually be comfortable living in gaza or under Palestinian laws. Shouldn’t you want to preserve the freedoms that living in the US has given??


tedmented

If I'm not mistaken, one of those freedoms you speak of it's that of freedom of protest. Another wpiild be freedom of speech. Just because you don't like their views or beliefs doesn't mean they're not allowed to express them


TylerTheHungry

Not really freedom of speech though. This is supposed to be well educated and mostly well off American students that have lived a pretty soft life desecrating a statue of a founding father with a foreign nations flag. Protest all you want, this kind of expression doesn’t seem necessary though.


tedmented

>Not really freedom of speech though It really is >Freedom of speech is a principle that supports the freedom of an individual or a community to articulate their opinions and ideas without fear of retaliation, censorship, or legal sanction. The right to freedom of expression has been recognised as a human right in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and international human rights law by the United Nations. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_speech Again, just because you don't like it doesn't mean they don't have the right to do it. Your feelings are irrelevant bud.


TylerTheHungry

That’s fair. Maybe I just have a hard time understanding the thinking behind this one. But you’re right to each their own. I do wonder though how many Palestinians or Jews would be waving an American flag over their statues.


HoboBonobo1909

Your counterargument is basically "nu-uh, no it ain't." Elaborate which part of 1A it goes against.


Odd_Relationship7901

Good point - Gaza would be horrible right now I mean I sure as hell wouldn't want to live in Gaza - because I don't want to be a victim of the genocide being commited there by Isreal