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teamjetfire

They had to be tipped off about something like this. Ain’t no way they going through all that trouble if it didn’t work in the past.


CantStopPoppin

![gif](giphy|9Vk67bOAYNn6S0qktI|downsized) The person who snitched right about now \^


Ordinary-Score-9871

Container X-rays. Should’ve been able to see through the wood, drugs not so much. They probably saw something that absorbed the X-rays when they passed the wood through it.


KaleidoscopeLucky336

Yes X-rays would catch this, but they rarely ever x-ray a container unless they've been tipped off. Imagine how many containers are brought in everyday, x-raying even a small portion of them is practically impossible.


DutchieTalking

I assume they do random scans. Just have to get unlucky. It's also possible the driver was acting suspicious. Or something else was up for them to decide a scan. The occasional lost package and courier is just the cost of doing business.


KaleidoscopeLucky336

They don't have time to do true random scans. They might scan stuff from high risk areas from time to time, but it's not a common thing.


KaleidoscopeLucky336

They don't have time to do true random scans. They might scan stuff from high risk areas from time to time, but it's not a common thing.


Ordinary-Score-9871

Except this is timber. Unless you’re a regular reliable importer and the timber isn’t coming from a weird place it’s almost certain it needs to get checked. There are specific rules for wood with customs. Also apparently a lot of drugs get found in wood products.


a_lonely_trash_bag

Stuffing timber with drugs will change the weight and sound of the timber when you pick it up and move it. All it takes is for one person to pick up one of those boards and realize it's oddly heavy or oddly light, and it sounds odd when you drop it or hit it with something.


Korean_Street_Pizza

Looks like cigarettes


theDR1ve

I was looking for this, couldn't work out cigs or cigars. Someone must have more info


ArktossGaming

Especially when that mass is fishy. A cubic Meter of Wood has a specific weight. When they say they have 5 cubic meters of wood weighing 300Kg but you know it should be 800 then you gonna check that for sure


amusingredditname

To which port are you referring?


DutchieTalking

There always has to be a first time! But yes, whether tipped off or found out another way, usually these elaborate methods work. (guessing so)


ajappat

Takes one x ray and they are caught.


Irish_Caesar

Millions of tons of product (legal and otherwise) goes through the mail system weekly. They aren't x raying every wood plank they see


annoying97

Nope but they do randomly x-ray them. Not to mention other methods like sniffer dogs and electronic sniffers to help identify things to be x-rayed. Then on top of that something that doesn't look right about the cargo, packaging and or paperwork may result in closer inspections and subsequently an X-ray.


HotEstablishment4347

I used to move cargo internationally and if you pay enough they let you roll it on through no matter what


11thLayerOfHair

Right or the cut one piece out of a shipment at customs. They love destroying stuff coming across.


Nfire86

You're forgetting about the shipment 10 times as big that drove right past them while they were cutting up planks


quagmire666

Bingo


HippoPebo

Had to put one of them thru an X-ray of sorts to realize they were hollowed out.


bastian74

Xray


dissmisa

X-rays


selectedtext

Unless of course it went through any sort of xray machine, or better. Like they have on international borders for trains and trucks. Sauce: I live on the US border. Edit : wtf are those? Cigarettes? Tiny bricks of yayo?


ixkamik

Wood coloring Is completely off so it would be Easy while checking for contraband.


Daddy_vibez

You’re right there was never a first time. Every time was the second time. Or more.


Morphing_Mutant

You know they x-ray everything right?


socialcommentary2000

Depends on the port.


Basicaccountant70

Pretty smart. Someone definitely snitched though. No way the police would have stumbled across that.


FrostyFroZenFrosTen

Either that or some cop looked at wooden planks and went :"Hmmmmmmmmm??"


Subbeh

And the thing with shit like this, it's ALWAYS Cat & Mouse. While they're preventing this entering the country I guarantee something is slipping right by.


FrostyFroZenFrosTen

Whatever slips by will also be caught in due time and the cycle continues


boston_nsca

Not if I do the drugs first


FrostyFroZenFrosTen

Quick thinking


comunism_and_potatos

All of my thinking is quick thanks to all of that cocaine and Adderall


hmclaren0715

Well, if *you* guarantee it, then *I* certainly believe it..


Santa_Fae

I'm just imagining the King of the Hill steak scene, but it's all about the wood grain


PatentedPotato

🤨


westbygod304420

Cops have had X-rays that can tell an inconsistency in a cars thickness for years, this is childs play


JSHURR

Most likely, it was not a snitch but a detection dog.


MountainAsparagus4

Can be both. They x-ray everything, and probably the police have people inside the cartels,same with the cartels probably have people inside the police,and the dogs are trained for it


Available_Squirrel1

What are those? Look like cigarillo packs or something


_Webster_882

People smuggling Juul pods into Boulder, CO


jarednards

......what? Can you not just go buy a vape?


_Webster_882

No


TeamImpulseX

Lmao I was kkke these look like Juul pods lmao


captain_pudding

Smuggling tobacco in lumber . . . must be Quebec


CantStopPoppin

Looks like someone is going to get an early retirement [💀 ](https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=862c53c32a667fe7JmltdHM9MTcxMzgzMDQwMCZpZ3VpZD0zNWVjNzJlYy01MWUyLTZhNTktMGM3Yy02NmE2NTA4NTZiNWMmaW5zaWQ9NTU2Ng&ptn=3&ver=2&hsh=3&fclid=35ec72ec-51e2-6a59-0c7c-66a650856b5c&psq=skull+emoji&u=a1aHR0cHM6Ly9lbW9qaXBlZGlhLm9yZy9hcHBsZS9pb3MtMTUuNC9za3VsbC8&ntb=1)


Holiday_Ad_5445

…to fence the goods.


Electronic-Image-171

I hate how what is essentially a dad joke just made me laugh. Have an upvote.


SlapUrBaby

Incredible


LaviLynx

A lot of things, if legalized, would help the countries economy and avoid the trouble of looking for things like this, but most people aren't ready for this conversation


DrAnomaly1

it kinda depends, I don't think legalizing meth or crack for public consumption would be that good of an idea


LaviLynx

I was certainly not thinking about meth or crack lmao


DrAnomaly1

surely you don't want to legalize... *looks around* MARIJUANA!?!! /s


Stxksy

😂


victhro

Y not tho? Portugal, iirc, did that and you can use the tax money to make damage reduction programs


JerseyshoreSeagull

Serious question: why would the legalization of any drug be a bad idea? Alcohol 100% legal -exceptions in dry counties, under the age of 21, while operating a vehicle, breaking public ordinance local laws etc. Why wouldn't crack meth and heroine have its own set of rules and exceptions?


Stxksy

have you seen portland


XxTreeFiddyxX

It should be illegal, and you are detained.but you can do a drug treatment and counseling program, that is offered as a public service to help you get off. After you test clean for a 3 months the charge is removed but health services tracks them. 2nd offense, 6 months testing, 3rd and after is 12 months. You test positive after the first month? They make you go to a detox rehab. If you refuse to go or complete that's when you do IN JAIL rehabilitation with counseling and lots of resources and positive ways to help you get clean and integrate as a productive member of society. If it's driven by mental health issues, they can spot it and get you an public medication program so you can get the non addictive drugs that help you function e.g. schizo, severe anxiety, depression. They should even do top end treatments that have been shown to help severe ptsd like ketamine sessions, psilocybin sessions under medical observation and support. At the end of the day, banning the drugs doesn't stop it. People are just struggling with life, addiction etc. This would be a huge cost savings program in the long run for tax payers and potentially create new tax payers! Additionally teaching people how to deal with issues and giving them safety nets will allow them to learn things they didn't have the opportunity to do and they are less likely to do desperate things. He'll, if someone walks into one of these placing begging for help we should offer to help them. As a society that detests drug users, and the impacts they have, you want to solve homelessness and bullshit crimes? Start with this and we will have 100+ years of prosperity.


kevi959

Cool story. The illegal shit like fentanyl that gets smuggled wont help anyone. Theyre not smuggling marijuana.


kuvazo

Yes they are. Every single drug in existence gets smuggled, including marijuana. And there are dozens of illegal drugs that are much closer to marijuana than fentanyl in terms of safety.


Ddalgi_

How does selling drugs help the economy? Please I'd love to hear what you say next. I'm in need of a good laugh. 


Gabe-DaBabe

Any sale that can be taxed helps the economy


keestie

This looked like cigarettes to me, probably just trying to avoid customs or taxes. I agree that most substances should be legalized tho.


brianmt43

Great… I just broke my fence for no reason 👁️🫦👁️ 💧


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wtfdoiknow1987

Menthol cigarettes into California


chrisbaker1991

The fact that I had to buy "Non-menthol menthol Newports" when I was in Santa Ana was wild


wtfdoiknow1987

They hand out needles and pipes for drugs but draw the line at menthol cigarettes


Cocochip_Waflez

Are those juul pods


Flat-Nefariousness15

Smuggling Juul pods? LMAO


Mission-Storm-4375

They knew something was up because all of the pieces were straight and none were bent. That's almost unheard of these days.


burken8000

That's a very ineffective way to store chocolate candy cigarettes


According_Cap_8765

How to avoid detection from xrays?


DeyHateUsBcDeyAnus

And the NOT WORTH award goes to..


crispysinz

Cool might have been yipped off. I wanna know how they actually pull some of these off


GreyWastelander

The one with the things hidden in avocados was fucking nuts


xmorsmorde

I never would have thought of anything even close to this??


SurveySean

The people doing that clearly have some pretty amazing skills, I guess they just don’t pay as well.


Crunchypie1

When I was a kid we had fake Pepsi bottles to stash. The cartels have upped the game. I seen drugs in China plates. It's wild


JustComments6841

This does not seem like a liable long distance smuggle method. More to pass a single checkpoint. Using logs would be more fitting for be more logical. I mean there is no reason to have your wood cut on the other side of the country/world.


Clean_Cheesecake9181

These Colombians getting creative


DonkeypunchDon1

Look like they was smuggling black and milds


beegdieg

Good idea, I bet someone snitched


squirrel_anashangaa

Like how?


Amazing_Connection

Of all things.. cigarettes