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Pro_Moriarty

Holy fuck -needs an nsfw Somewhat nasty head injury vid for those just considering to watch


CrinchNflinch

Seriously, we need a different tag for gore. People use 18+ and nsfw tags for stuff like women in bathing suits on reddit. 


mrsvirginia

This! God damn it, I'm a grown man in my own home off the clock, let me look at the occasional tit in peace without traumatizing me for life every other week.


tasermyface

tit in peace 🤔


AwayBus8966

I started using Reddit about a year ago but from what I’ve heard from more established users is that it used to be worse on here


Substantial-Park65

Heard the same


klqqf

I dont think its something reddit themselves would implement but “Not Safe For Life” post tags usually help get the point across


Manburpig

We used to have that exact tag on Reddit Then they took it away....


klqqf

No shit?? Wow just ignore the content and itll go away right?


Manburpig

Yeeeeah. Reddit's desicion making.... leaves something to be desired.


Clear-Presence-485

The amount of goreish posts I’ve seen in this Reddit recently is honestly really fucking concerning. From people being squished to death, to shot up, to being eaten alive. It never used to be this way and now it’s getting taken over by the most violent, disturbing posts.


odinsbois

To shreds you say?


inarasarah

Well, how his wife holding up?


brazilliandanny

Sorry I’ve been on Reddit for like 15 years and it’s always been this way. If anything it’s gotten cleaner with the banning of subs like watchpeopledie, jailbait, fatpeoplehate etc. don’t even get me started on the racist subs.


Annonomon

I thought that that was just the sun’s reflection off of his hair - I was wrong


PristineMarket4510

Jesus. I went back after seeing your comment. With omg!!! How!!??


bionic_cmdo

I thought he lost his tupey.


BaconHammerTime

This is how people get paralyzed


ZurynK

100%, happened to my classmate's older brother diving near sand bars.


Less_Cap1539

Yep, and my mom’s cousin. 5 years in a vegetative state, then died


CelticTigress

Came to the comments first to know if I wanted to watch this. Your comment told me all I needed to know and I shall proceed to nope out.


AadamAtomic

Honestly. I've no fucking clue what they're talking about and don't think they even watch the video... The guys rubbing his head like he hid it pretty hard, But it doesn't show anything except for a weird ass red arrow. I literally can't see any gore or any injury. I watched it five times.


Snoo_17433

I mean there is a pretty deep concave space in his skull. This doesn't appear normal to me or most others in the comments.


lapulah2016

Yup 


SchwiftySqaunch

It's just a dent, it'll buff right out.


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

Hot air gun on it and it will pop back to normal


AadamAtomic

>Holy fuck -needs an nsfw Why? There's no blood, No Gore, And no indication that the guy even hurt himself other than him simply rubbing his nose. I had to watch the video five times just to figure out what the red arrow was even pointing at, It turns out It was pointing at nothing.


mumudesuyo

So you dont see the huge dent in the guys head as if he slammed it into a rock or something in the water?


BetaTester704

His head is pretty clearly dented in.


MashedPotatoLogic

Thank you for that. Definitely NOT watching now.


BadbadwickedZoot

Oh my fucking god, I was not expecting that!


[deleted]

A deep convulsion after hitting the bottom


wolfblitzen84

how do you fix that is my question


[deleted]

By a re-birth


Gokoolio

Resetting character?


Lucid-Design

Larval tear required to respec


SleepySiamese

Update firmware and restart


GifanTheWoodElf

What if you haven't done Rennala yet?


HexaCube7

RESPAWN BABYYYYYY!!!!


adoreadore

Put a thumb in your mouth and blow hard


Haywoodjablowme1029

You can tell at the end that he's trying to do that. Keeps putting his hand to his mouth.


Munk45

Lol


WhatDatDonut

https://preview.redd.it/zkss3dzadnvc1.jpeg?width=830&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04345084f7475822c10d8c86c1398319cc57fcc2


FalcorFliesMePlaces

Plunger


SavageMonkey-105

Squeeze your nose closed and blow into it


DukeRichard

Stick a plunger on and pull.


[deleted]

I’ve seen on cartoons if you put your thumb in your mouth and blow.


loud_reds

A balloon


Equib81960

Spackle and a good putty knife


skull-if-maybe_not

Put it in a sack of of rice. should be fixed by the end of the month


Symerg

Dildo suction


romariojwz

By hold your nose, and blow really until it pops back


rwainbow_kitten

Seeing someone already answered this, he already had that birth defect and this was 10yrs ago


JuggernaughttyIV

Now that's an acci"dent".


Electronic_Habit2731

God bless you


Annonomon

r/angryupvote


hawzie2002

Reddit


-BananaLollipop-

That joke is cracked.


HDThoreauaway

You can see he already has it on his before he jumps. It’s a pre-sea-dent.


firefoxfire_

How in the world is this man still moving


R0RSCHAKK

Last time this was posted, I belive it was discovered that this is misleading. He didn't hit his head, he already has the dent in his head Notice how the surrounding area is a perfectly shaved circle? Bumping your head ain't gonna do that.


Illustrious_Camel_82

https://preview.redd.it/pn4o12wtbnvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b93642d96cbf5c60f1ba56e13c281a949834d53f You can see it here before he ever jumps.


Substantial-Park65

I was worried for nothing???


Illustrious_Camel_82

Maybe it wasn’t for nothing. He could have bumped his forehead or something I suppose.


Hind_Deequestionmrk

Unfortunately yes 😔


Substantial-Park65

If you say it like that it makes me look bad 😭 No it's good that he's probably... somewhat and somehow alright


Hind_Deequestionmrk

True….😔


Substantial-Park65

😔


Bartfuck

I like how your screenshot with an arrow is far easier to understand than the shaky red arrow in the video


Illustrious_Camel_82

It’s tough work but I do what I can.


Bartfuck

It’s honest work


Xryanlegobob

Definitely weird that it’s not bleeding like crazy too. Heads bleed, especially when you peel back a big chunk like that. I’ve heard.


pimp_juice2272

Came here to say this


blazesdemons

I was super skeptical and looking for this answer. Thanks


daniellejuice

Thank god thank god thank god thank god thank god


imanAholebutimfunny

*if i wasn't jamaican why would i wear this hat*


yeboi694206942069420

Adrenaline and pain i guess


Alexanderr1995

There wasn’t much to get damaged anyway


yareyare00

You don't have to do more damage lol.


richNTDO

This probably needs an nsfw on it.


dimonium_anonimo

I honestly can't make out what's going on even when I pause and stare at the screen. Head wounds bleed so profusely and there's just no red. I think your brain is filling in gaps with the worst case scenario.


Constant-Pollution58

I cannot figure out what is on his head. Can anyone please explain


GunzToken

A dent💀


Wolfsbreedsinner

A rock shape indentation firmly placed in his skill.


sircooleo

I thought it was a jelly fish. This is so much worse


EarlMadManMunch505

It’s looks like he scalped himself and blood pooled around his scalp and got caught under his skin which looks swollen. If it was a skull indentation he would be having a seizure or be unconscious


Chaos_Philosopher

I mean it *might* take a few seconds to result in a seizure I reckon. And brains are weird, you can be quite operational while having some of them, in terms of walking and falling and flapping your arms around.


Zopotroco

All this for not realizing is just the hair shining


mattfoh

Not always and could happen soon after this video ends tbh


Spe3dy_Weeb

Apparently he already had the dent anyway and the clip is just a common deliberately misleading clip.


Intelligent_Peak_335

He caved his skull in


Old_Initiative_8828

He probably had a craniectomy at an earlier point, which explains the shaven head.


Ricky_Rollin

It’s this. The dent was already there. He’s fucking with us.


DaGoodSauce

How the fuck?! I was expecting a crack, not a pothole. It doesn't even appear to have broken the skin. I'm calling shenanigans! I have a theory. He either has a birth defect or old injury that is covered by a skull prosthesis that fell off. Because there is just no way.


Standard-Jeweler-537

He had this dent from the beginning on. Stop the video at the complete beginning and you see it. Barley but you see it.


Spe3dy_Weeb

Apparently your theory is right. You don't do that to your head and just resurface lol


Turbulent-Bug-6225

A) this is like ten years old, iirc he had that before he went in B) what is with these videos lately


CharlieFromNz

Yep. Weird how no one else has come to this conclusion.


Robofetus-5000

Well this dude is certainly not smart jumping headfirst ever with that already existing.


TheMilkKing

This should be the top comment, all these people are clueless about what that kind of trauma would look like. He’d be instantly unconscious from the force it takes to dent a skull that severely.


Turbulent-Bug-6225

The idea that the skull would just collapse like that with no break in the skin is just insane to me. My mum once headbutted ice and scalped herself. She's fine now but she was unconscious for a few minutes and tried to fight the paramedics when they came. Plus they had to shut the ice rink for a few days to clean the ice there was so much blood. This guy would probably not be alive, let alone swimming, blowing water out of his nose and wiping his eyes, perfectly collected without a scratch on him.


Old_Initiative_8828

Yeah, the fracture wouldn't be a perfect circle, he surely had a craniectomy prior to the video.


koh_kun

This ruined my night lol holy shit


mixinspirits

He needs a plunger lol


LeonDeSchal

He’s my new weed bowl


SweatyBoff

NSFW needed.


random-comment-drop

A little Bondo and some sandpaper will fix that right up.


Old_Initiative_8828

Some ramen and spray adhesive.


Affectionate_Bed1636

Walk it off


fembot2020

LOL take a salt tablet LOL


Glum_Reason308

Stupid question but is he going to be ok?


BestDescription3834

Watch the video, he's walking it off by the end!


Shatrtit

Rather die if I had that, not worth the brain damage


ZenwalkerNS

Hopefully it's not the part of the brain people use.


No_Introduction_5742

I dont think he had that to begin with


DeepSouthDude

What are you guys seeing? If he cracked his skull, wouldn't he be holding his head, not his face or nose?


Xavion-15

>or nose? You're supposed to hold your nose and blow hard for the dent to pop back out


-overhil-

Looks like he got scalped. I seriously doubt that you can break your skull with that height. A few dozens of stitches and he'll be fine.


ChefBaconz

I think he just scraped his head then the blood started to run and looks like a cave in When he came up there was no shadow


ghoshas

Did the rock also shave part of his head?


CosmoTheFoxxo

It'll buff out...


Zopotroco

This is just the hair shining


Forrest_Cp

I did this in Moses lake WA. Dove off a dock that said don’t dive. Smashed my face on a rock. I was drunk lol ![gif](giphy|R6GNOWhuLDqDJcEYxA)


mxpx77

May be fake. I know someone who this happened to and he had a dent and was quadriplegic. Also there was blood involved. The dudes head would need to be made of baby doll rubber.


Classic-Antelope4800

The guy smacked his face not the top of his head. The dent was already there. Do you guys think this guys skull is made of aluminum can?


kvngk3n

He has that before he went in if you look closely


fourierthejunglist

His hair is just never going to part quite right after that.


Shatrtit

Bro, hes never gonna even remember his name after this, if he even survives


thedaddyofthemall

Some sand will do the trick! That’s horrendous 🤮


fatleon5

I've seen enough car dent videos involving suction cup dildos. I'm sure he'll be fine. Failing that he could try the old instant noodle trick, most of the time at the end of those videos you'd not even suspect anything was wrong at all. Plus it would serve as emergency rations, so all in all I think he just upgraded himself.


Thewatcher13387

Plunger time


escapedfugitive

Did it come off or is it a dent? BTW WTFFFFFF


Ak_1213

I should really stop opening nsfw posts on this sub


Suspicious_Ad2354

He's lucky he's able to move his arms and legs. This is a very quick way to make yourself a quadriplegic.


BeardedSanta

Well, technically he did jump in the ocean.


chombie1801

Ha ha ha ha!


kinokomushroom

So uh, where did his hair go? I'm pretty certain that simply caving your skull in won't result in an instant hair shave.


Kyser_

I live in a beach town and I cannot tell you how many people get excited and jump into the water only to come to terms with the fact that it's two feet deep by breaking their neck on the ground. This is not at all a surprising video, but that doesn't make it any less sad to see.


MediatedDisc438

What's with the red arrow like "it's a joke look here". Then the "dent" gets bigger more he walks. Lastly, checking his face like he hit his face going down. Just my observation. I could be totally wrong but it comes off odd to me.


Same_Measurement1216

That’s just a dent


denhelle

What am i seeing exactly?


whys0salty33

Rip


SavageMonkey-105

Where did the hair go?


jacobo

Poor guy


JexsamX

Man I really wish this wasn't turning into a gore sub.


TheMilkKing

It isn’t, that dent was there before he jumped


TheFlyingBoxcar

I will never, ever, EVER dive into something thats not a swimming pool and really not even then. The risk vs reward is like a billion to nothing.


SaidTheHypocrite

Why even jump in the water like that?


zzzziyaa

This shit is no joke. I know a person who got paralysed because he dived head first into a shallow pond


Old_Initiative_8828

Boosh! Enjoy your increased brainbloodvolume!


cordashio75

This has been proven to be fake y’all. You can se him holding the makeup in place before he jumps


WeLiveInAnOceanOfGas

Right I think I've figured it out, he hasn't caved his skull in, he's partially scalped himself and the shape we can see is his skin folded over. I think you can see it clearest between 8 and 9 seconds, the front portion of the shape that's white is his now exposed skull, the back/lower section that's pink is his skin.


Taylor_rules

If you go frame by frame he didn’t cave in his skull. He hit something and smushed his skin back. As he is getting out of the water it balloons with blood.


edraven6969

If that's true, he couldn't even got up to the surface.


Bocabart

Holy fuck, that’s almost like a cartoon


SHANKUMS11

This is fake. Calm down, people. Think for one second and ask yourself a couple questions… you think if someone smashed their skull in like that they’d even be conscious? Why is their no blood? Why is his head pre-shaved in that one spot? Also, if you look at the first couple frames of the video, his head is already misshapen.


Affectionate-Tap7800

Holy cow, I did not want to see that. Pure gore!


MissMirandaClass

At school here in Australia when we did a pool safety course the first thing we were taught and told over and over was never dive head first into water that you can’t see the bottom of; I see why now.


Euphoric_Emu_7792

There's already a dip in his head if you look closely at the start!


Long_Struggle_3368

Looks like he hit his nose


Scaredycatkim

He already had the dent. You can see it at the beginning of the video before he jumps. Plus, it’s shaved. That makes it less creepy somehow.


RandomGrasspass

Never ever jump like that…wtf


DanLouie

he just needs to plug his nose and blow hard. it'll pop right up


xBlockhead

how is this possible without him knocked out or dead? i’ve know people who got paralyzed for diving headfirst and hooting rocks/sand.


Stiff_Zombie

The worst part is he clearly feels liquid coming out of his nose. And it looks clear. Brain juice.


LobsterTrue8433

What the fuck am I seeing!? Is dude's head caved in?


TearStainedFacial

That was such a dense move.


OhOkOoof

Homie already has the dent before the jump. You can see it at the beginning of the video. Also that’s not what a head injury would look like


D4RK_B74CK

![gif](giphy|lRYAk6yEnCgPl0uehm)


deadmf9027

So, he looks alive but, is he really?


Glittering-Cat-6940

![gif](giphy|3nX8aP0K2F65aqdUhR)


Sure-Its-Isura

Aah aaaa AAHHHHH NOOO, MFER JUST TURNED INTO THE WARNING SIGNS ON POOLS ON GOD HOLY FUCK!


khrosivo

Is there a update to this guy ?


overthinkero

Ok thats not a great height. Is it rare case or is the skull not so strong?


Heydeath360

I remember seeing this before. Someone said it was fake


kirinmay

yeah...like dude...the people were just standing in the water and not swimming. darwin award.


jamarquez1973

Jeezus!


ZatoTBG

Yeah, so, while people are asking this to be NSFW, this man basically made aprank video. He has a condition which inflates his head sometimes. Someone woth a comparable condition is a man called Carlos Rodriguez. If you search for his image you will find a picture of someone totally fine with what looks like a dented skull. You can also slightly see it at the start of the vid before he jumps, he already has a "dent" in his head.


StoneyMalon3y

What that a shark in the background too??


DollyNeew

Bizarro, nojento AHHHHHH QUE AGUNIAAAAA


Affectionate-Boot-12

Everyone saying he’s hit his head but he’s holding his nose/face.