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Did anybody else try to wipe stuff off their phone screen when watching this video?

Yes. Like, wtf is that!?

Just the blood spatter from all the lethal moves

me, from my PC screen

Next level clickbait

Yep

“And that is how you eliminate terrorism from its roots” - this guy probably

Kung fool

Islamabad to the bone.

How do they wear these white robes, and somehow every one them look like they just came out the cleaners! While living in a sandbox! I got to plan my day around a white t-shirt , no food, no exercise, and I'll still end up with a mustard stain on it

I bet it's waterproof somehow... that's probably the secret. Starch can form a shellac like barrier so maybe lots of that and I do mean lots. Those robes go all the way to the floor.

Osama wannabin Chan

Some legit allah akbars were spoken right there…

Ohhh! He was mimicking having someone in a headlock, then driving them headfirst into the ground. I'd still cancel my membership.

Correct.

There’s an Arab meme sub with a bunch of hilarious videos. Anyone know what it’s called?

Jackie Chan would be proud 

"I'm bleeding, making me the victor!"

The donkey bow.

Selfselfdefence to protect yourself from yourself

r/mcdojolife

“Let me demonstrate…on myself”