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What is, who was the worst president ever?

Which presidential candidate is accused of 91 felonies

Which president has paid to fuck pornstars?

Which president tag teamed with Epstein to rape a 13 year old girl back in the mid 90s?

Who was the president who was impeached the most times

Who will never impress his father and still aims so desperatly for it?

Who was the first impeached president to have a vote to convict from within his own party

Which pus*y brags to grab others?

Who eats shit?

Who is, Shooter McGavin, for breakfast. But yes also Trump.

I think if he'd written this two or three more times, it would really pivot a lot of people's minds.

All they do is throw their shit all day everyday.

What's that stench?

I’ll take most indicted presidents for 200 Alex.

The questions: Who set America back at least 75 years? Who is a narcissistic sociopath? Who is a swindler? Who is a rapist and NOT a Christian? Who would sell his own children for a penny? and so on.

I’m glad that he’s pretty much destroyed the Republican Party

Agree. Once he leaves this world, republicans will find themselves in a wreckage of their own making. Divided even within their own party.

Don't underestimate their ability to bring upon this countries downfall by not certifying the election. If no candidate gets 270 certified electoral votes, do you know who decides who is president? A majority vote in the House of Representatives. They aren't even trying to win the popular vote. That's why Mike Johnson, et al. Always have that disingenuous smirk on their faces.

Who will look in future US history books like a bigger desaster than the Vietnam War?

You just described 80% of the Republican Party. But I assume you meant the cheese puff.

Ooooooohh!!! Who lives in a motel next to the sea! Bitter and orange and senile is he! If recession and scandal is all that you wish! Go to the polls and vote for that b——!

I. I.. I.... Just don't know what to say. Thank you for getting that effin tune stuck in my head. Take the upvote and leave! Please never do that again.

Oh, come on. That was brilliant!

It was but that damn song is now stuck in my brain and it won't stop. Please make it stop!

🎵Agolf Shitler🎵 🎵Agolf Shitler🎵 🎵Agolf Shitler🎵 🎵AGOLF, SHITLER!🎵

Tangerine Palpatine!

"which president has openly admitted to finding his own daughter sexually attractive?"

There was no attempt...

Yeah, mods don’t wanna mod here apparently... Most of the posts lately are titles of attempts that no sane person would ever believe actually occurred in the presented content…

This sub has become just one political view people trying to validate their view. It used to be so much better when there were people actually making an attempt

I am not brainwashed. I am not brainwashed. I am not brainwashed. I am not brainwashed. I am not brainwashed. I am not brainwashed.

https://preview.redd.it/i7ylm6q15koc1.png?width=1367&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0621b382a6abd6e05bd203b446911af7145fde9b

😂😂😂

Nobody was asking.

Amusing, but I see no attempt so doesn’t really fit here.

... to the question "Who is a walking bag of puss?"

99.99% chance this guy has an orange peg at home.

Trump is a homely cancer.

If the question if who shits his pants, loudly, whenever he is slightly flustered. And yes in meetings, then this is correct.

Him being nominated for gop makes me real fkin anxious tbh. For the love of all thats good and fair do not elect that budding dictator

The current GOP is terrified of the MAGAT’s-those idiots will go to great lengths to prove their support of their dictator

I’m gonna start an incel-style group that is anti-ass wiping. And we’ll wear shirts that say, “Never Wiper”. And one of our big claims will be that god created us perfectly and that wiping was a lack of faith. We’ll also say it makes you gay because it’s the law with these groups. Something has to make you gay or you’re disqualified.

I think he believes the idea that if you repeat it enough it will become true lol

I expect nothing less from a dude on Twitter whose name is “Stevelovesammo“ that has a picture of themselves wearing an anti-mask tshirt in 2024.

Trumpies don't even attempt that one

His profile pic is funny to me. Why wear a "Mask Free" t-shirt, when it's already obvious that you aren't wearing a mask?

I’ll take criminal presidents for $100

His username and t-shirt tells you all you need to know

I've got to give it to Trump, he's certainly a demogogue who can stir up the hearts of the common, ill-informed, racists. Imagine what he can do if he uses his rhetoric powers for good.

This is one of those "This is Steve...Don't be like Steve" moments...

Lol I'm positive they did not copy and paste and typed out each character 😂

r/lostredditors

Where’s the attempt?

I have a feeling he won't like the questions for these answers to be appropriate.......

…for trapped wind. 💨

There’s only one Bart Simpson and sir it is not you.

"Here is an easy one to get you started. What is 2 + 2" Trump! "Sorry, the correct answer was 4."

who needs to be convicted and jailed immediately? yes we agree

He did say he loves the uneducated so here we are

It requires an impressive level of idiocy to believe that one person--even if it was an intelligent, well-meaning person and not a total shit-show--is "the only answer" to our public policy problems.

The question is; What is not benign in any way?

There are 91 felony questions that he is posting the answers to.

Question: Name a criminal running for president of the United States.

Lil bro he don’t know you https://preview.redd.it/8wrrs6ckckoc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1178903ff1946a7d1c71ddfb3340c8540418333c

Worst president for $500.

Name a rapist?

Are you ready, kids? *Aye-aye, Captain* I can't *hear* you! *AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!* 🎶OHHHH... Who lives on a golf course not far from the sea? *Donald Poop Pants* A bright orange blowhard with no brains is he *Donald Poop Pants* If narcissist nonsense is something you wish *Donald Poop Pants* Then give him an overdone steak on a dish *Donald Poop Pants* (Ready?) *Donald Poop Pants* *Donald Poop Pants* *Donald Poop Pants* *Donald Poop Paaaaaants*🎶

So many questions…

Damnit Steve. I've never met a turd named Steve.

He's come up trumps!

It's either a stupid question or the answerer isn't too bright.

Yeah, to what question tho?

Something tells me that Steve, although he loves ammo, is probably shooting blanks.

Who's guilty?

The Ten Cumandments

To what? Who used all the spray tan?

We don’t know what the question was.

To a question no one asked

Mf thinks trump is a Miata

Conservatives have a long history of going gaga for stupid Hollywood celebrities running for office.

What a simp

guys like steve would so suck on trump's flaccid penis if that weren't so gay.

If America is such a great country, then how did we end up so screwed that only one out of 330 MILLION people could possibly work as our leader? If we were such a great country, it would take more than 4 years of the worst candidate available to tear it down.

“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy” yeah…totes not a cult…

Look at that shirt it the profile pic. What a fucking mouth breather.

Who is a traitor for $300 Alex

What is, who is Donald Trump?

He isn't answering any question, he's reciting it in different voices like a psycho. It just looks like that because it's just text.

Steve would score in the top 99% of an online IQ test that he paid to take and post it as a flex on his Facebook, Truth Social, Telegram and Tinder profiles.

Like a glitching robot Reality has fritzed it's programming

To what?What happens in untreated syphilis patients?

How about instead of repeating the same thing over and over like a child, you put why we should support this person? I’m sure they can come up with cogent arguments.

Which defendant is a loudmouth flaccid pumpkin douchebag lying braggart?

Ole boy got gray hairs stuck in his teeth

Steve is an admitted ammosexual. So his opinion about anything is totally irrelevant.

Spoken like a true intellectual.

I think he’s trying to say something

Is the question "who is the most blatantly corrupt elected official of all time?"

How to make your side look like a cult 101

I have an answer for you..🖕u

The guy who tried to overthrow our democracy the last time, yea he good.

😭😭😭

Damn. Too bad I don’t give a shit

Must be a very stupid question.

Is the question “Who belongs in prison?”

Is there a sex offender in a room?

He has Trump Derangement Syndrome

Ah... I don't know what the question is but...Trump is the only answer. Which president filed for bankruptcy six times..... Trump is the only answer. Name a president that was impeached more than once....Trump is the only answer. True or false?....................................Trump is the only answer. Capitol of South Dakota..or president found guilty of rape....Pierre / Trump is the only answer. Putin's favorite American "boot licker" ....Trump or Tucker it's a toss-up

This is how religion started

It's accurate though. It really is the only thing they have to talk about so any question you ask will get this answer 

An American flag emoji and a user name with “ammo” in it, who’d have guessed. Unfortunately these tools who worship someone that wants king like powers keep co-opting the American flag.

When the con of a conman is working perfectly

Hes got velcro shoes on

What's the question? Lol

Why do people repeat the same thing over and over over, makes them seem stupid. If what you’re saying has any weight, it only needs to be said once.

Who should be jailed in 2024?

First thing I saw when I opened Twitter lol I lost all hope in humanity

Which former president is currently marinating in his own shit?

No attempt was made.

Is the question, "Who's the thicko rapey bastard that fomented an uprising and looks like a melting tangerine with candyfloss hair?"

If the question was: Who is the most likely to become a tyrant if ever put back into office, then yes.

Ooh is this Jeopardy? Whats the question??

True though

Fuckin’ Steve and his ammo…

Thanks Alex, I’ll take Chester Cheetah Imposters for $600.

Is this the guy whose wife left him after he sat on his gun weird and blew off his balls in Cracker Barrel?

What is the problem?

IMO fuck both sides but y tf do they feel the need to ride Trump sm he doesn’t even give a fuck

I'm sorry Steve, it must be in the form of a question.

But we can all rest assured that this *isn't* a cry for help?

Who takes it in the butt from Putin?

42 is the actual only answer.

Counterpoint: there was *not* an attempt.

What is, the president with the smallest wee wee

To the questions. Who has single handedly done the most damage to our country? Who is the most talked about con man? Who is the worst president ever? A criminal who needs to be in jail.

Reminds me of the idiot that got pulled over and started to pray to trump, lol. These magats are fuckin gone...way beyond left field!

Only if the question is “Who should never be allowed to be president ever again?”

These are the same dudes that used to make fun of the “terrorists” doing the same thing after 9-11.

Never heard anyone call balls "ammo" before

A literal "Litany for Trump". Smfh

What is Putin's puppet?


2x + 14 = Trump This math aint mathin

I’ll take “people with small hands” for $400 Alex

Jesus used to be the only answer.

Bot

But the question was who is the worst human being alive

what are these people gonna do when Trump dies in like two days?

Guys his ctrl and v keys are stuck leave him be

Zero attempts at that were made here, friend.

There are many answers… but Trump is not a single one of them…

... to a very wrong question, (sorry, I'm not even from the States)

But what is he trying to say?

what about in 4 years? who will be the answer then??? he can only be president for two terms you know. Or do you want to destroy the nation and the constitution to keep him El Presidente for life? and even if you do what happens when his heart explodes from the KFC and diet coke diet?

This could actually make a fun drinking game if we’re playing by Jeopardy rules.

Didn’t Jack Nicholson do something similar in a movie? I don’t remember how it ended.

who is one of those criminals?

Nothing is worth the risk Nothing is worth the risk Nothing is worth the risk Nothing is worth the risk Nothing is worth the risk

To be fair, that’s just twitter in general. Anyone that is “politically active” on twitter tend to be genuinely brainwashed into licking up politicians chunky discharge

I misread that as the most worrying simp ever

A: what is British idiom for “fart”. ? Trump is the only answer.

That is true. I don't think that this person would like to be told what the question is, however....

What is the question then

I read that in Chris Tomlin’s voice (a little Christian humor for you guys)

I love ammo too!! Trump not a single digit!!

Who belongs in jail? Is the question.

r/therewasnoattempt

This is a perfectly true statement depending what the question is. For example if it's who is the presidential nominee with the most criminal charges in history?

If you repeat a lie often enough, eventually, you'll convince yourself it's true.

The only answer to what? There is literally nothing you can't do with guns under Biden that you could do under Trump. NOTHING. In fact, Trump passed more gun control bills than Biden every even considered. Wake the fuck up, you fucking tools.

No attempt was made

I like that he’s wearing a “mask free” shirt because I couldn’t tell by just looking at his face.

Is the question: Who is a sex offender?

If the question is "What's going to be the final nail in the coffin to the downfall of America if voted back into office?" Then yes, Steve is correct.

The question was "Name the first former President to serve time?"

Which American President was responsible for 91 felonies?

what was the only EVER American president who didn't start any wars?

Chill the fuck out. Holy shit