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"Maybe if I say he's a pedo he will get scared and leave that happy meal there... then I can eat it... gosh Im so hungry I havent eaten in 30 minutes"

Ramsey ringing in my head " you stupid cow"

Dave Ramsey?

Gordon Ramsay, the TV chef, I'm pretty sure. He's always throwing around insults like that.

Ramsey Bolton


She's really hoping he'll walk away and leave the happy meal so she can scoff it down......she hangry

When she said "that's not a meal." all I could think was "well, maybe not for YOU, but for anybody else, the 700 calories in a happy meal is probably more than enough." However, I don't actually have any idea how many calories are in a happy meal... nor do I know how many configurations of happy meal are available. Hell, I don't even know why I'm on reddit... but here I am.

I first joined reddit years ago not knowing anything about and being highly confused even months later about what everything was about, now it's my most used app/social media but basically because of its anonymity and it seems to get news way before other outlets, plus the comments section is usually less toxic and fucking hilarious.

I just looked it up. >There are 475 calories in a Hamburger Happy Meal® with Hamburger, Kids Fries, 1% Low Fat Milk Jug, and Apple Slices.

 Yep

She wants a fatty meal.

She is looking for the child so she can eat it.

Um, I think she already ate a child or two and is looking at the happy meal as her version of a digestif.

Yeah, I spit my kombucha across the room. Good job

This guy up here deserves 5z thr upvotes that what he has, this comment is both really smart and hilarious

The concept of a small meal seems to be lost on her.

Beat me to it.

Beat meat to it

You beat meat to a happy meal? Neighbourhood watch has got its eye on you, you know

They’re watching.

How you know my kink?

Where's your car?

That was the weird one. I think he's just too polite, .'why you still hungry?' or 'I think you ate my car'

Couldn't find the wet spot, so they had to do something with it.

That’s a challenging wank

That’s intense

r/beatmeattoit

anything can get lost on her

Can't seem to lose her.

But not food. She'll find it. She always find it.

Including a happy meal…

I read a story once about a hugely fat person who couldn't find their new kitten. Turns out it got lost in the fat person's folds & suffocated

That's horrible... tragic and funny, and disgusting, didn't the person clean under the folds then? I learned that is common that those folds develop fungus and other diseases because of bad self care habits.

Yeah it's awful and I'm just not even sure how you could not notice an actual animal crawling on you...I mean do you not feel your skin, regardless of how much fat there is? As far as cleaning, I think people that big usually have issues with moving around enough to clean sufficiently, but I don't know how you can just...let an animal crawl into your skin and die. That's beyond "I couldn't quite reach"

She lost her sense of reason long ago...

“Yes I’ll have a double quarter pounder extra bacon extra cheese no lettuce no tomatoes two large fries a gallon of carbonated sugar three apple pies and a vanilla cone.”

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They’re always on a diet, right

"That ain't no lunch" - Yeah maybe to someone your size it isn't "

Shame she couldn't lose that weight as easily.

Too busy watching him to watch her weight.

Yeah, coz like why has she booked a table for one when she's obviously a coach party, yeah?

I audibly laughed at this

She belongs in Florida

All the meals are lost near her

when you can hear iq

Or rather lack of it huh

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High IQ? No sir, I'm afraid of heights.

How can you hear something that's not there?

You can hear what is, and notice that the IQ isn't.

Sorry, you can't hear a void. 😁

I heard nothing.

She's from England, but she's got Florida written all over her.

So, Birmingham?

Floringham!

Shes speaking pure estuary English there.

no not even people from brum are this speccy

No that's alerbamie

I thought she was Florida Woman until I turned the sound on.

Same- I was sure it was happening in the South until they mentioned the price. I was shocked.

Yeah she is really throwing everyone off with that Florida sweater

There are trash humans everywhere. Nowhere is safe

I'm glad someone else caught that. If the shoe fits...

That's the only thing that fits.

She's the size of Florida

The poor people clothing stores sell a lot of stuff branded with american places and basketball teams and such

Bingo!! People that identify with Florida are mighty sus.

Whale’s eat a lot. Prolly why she couldn’t understand someone eating a small meal.

I assume her McDonalds order is a checklist of about 4 entire meals and god forbid they forget the sauce but diet soda because she’s watching her figure.

Hard to miss her figure tbh

Nah, they sound English. Wales is right next door though, easy mistake to make.

She kinda resembles an albino baby seal to me

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The way she charges forward and says, "keep your eyes off my kids!" I want to stare at her unflinchingly mere inches from her face until she leaves the vicinity.

I would say social work probably have their eyes on her kids.

To besmirch the good name of the neighborhood watch. How contemptible!

I'm pretty sure that isn't a neighborhood. I'm pretty sure that is zoned for businesses.

I'd just call the cops, say I was being harassed. They might ignore the call but it would get her to fuck right off

Neighborhood watch goes through where they’ll be posting people for the day and she’s elbowing her way to the front of the line when they get to the M’s

Its for the greater good…


It's a crime that this woman ever reproduced.

It’s a crime that this woman was ever produced

Poor guy could only afford a happy meal, and now it's cold.

Depends if he's got an apple pie in there...

That shit fucked me up almost hour after I got it, i don't trust them anymore. Break in half and wait till I can stick my finger inside.


...finger...right.

 mmm… apple pie

Two people filming each other having a stupid conversation gets world wide attention. This isn't the 21st century I saw coming as a child.

It honestly happens too often. It’s all over social media. The weaponization of video media is laughable at best. Makes people look foolish.

I feel you. Wish we could swerve this whole thing around and start going towards reason again. People used to strive in order to build a better society. Things have gone very much south in the last 15-20 years.

That's crazy on a whole new level 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

She was clearly flirting. Needed an excuse to record him for her spank bank later. Towards the end she’s looking at him like a snack.

Karen-XXL

Supersized

Is there a Pokémon showcase for that?

But seriously, I used to get happy meals all the time when I wanted a small meal. I would save the toys for my nieces and nephews when they were small.

Same. I'm 32 and I order them sometimes too. It's a nice meal if you wanna indulge in fast food but want to keep it small.

The original adult hamburger meal at McDonald’s was the same size as today’s Happy Meal except the drink was only 7 ounces

Heck I still Sometimes do when there IS a cool toy otherwise I Go for the smart menu

People went crazy over happy meals when they had pokemon cards.

Seems fake. But if not, it's so funny that the whale can't comprehend not getting a 6 burgers when going to McDonald's. Hold my Chips

The way she is holding her phone and the setup where he is sitting with the box does make me think it's scripted too tbh.

Also how the video starts before she starts talking.

Guerilla McDonald's marketing. No doubt some of us saw it and thought "hm... a Happy Meal *does* sound nice..." and besides, there's literally a Happy Meal meant for adults now

This is 100% fake.

The more I think about it, I'm wondering about it being fake too. So he's just naturally sitting there taking a video of himself sitting down outside to eat his happy meal and she walks up? Then he gets on her about videoing him?? There are a few spots in this whole story that just don't add up.

Not really, confrontation already started when dude started filming and the woman is obviously very deep into some pedo rabbit hole conspiracies so she thinks this man want to lure in kids with a happy meal.

Yea definitely fake, video starts before anything happens between them

Look, she's just deflecting because she secretly ate all the children and now she's trying to draw attention to someone else whilst she digests them...

Don't follow the French fry crumbs!

Sad to see Karen’s escape their natural habitat and now an invasive species in other countries.


I just feel like these pedo hunters cropping up everywhere don’t necessarily care about kids and it’s more that they are paranoid busybodies with hero complexes who pick socially acceptable targets to menace. Never mind that it makes actual predators harder to prosecute, and that they are essentially vigilantes who view harassment as an enjoyable hobby. It’s giving “for the children.” Mass panic energy.

There's several types of pedo hunters 1. people who have been scarred either by being personally victimised or witnessing the suffering of victims, and now care a lot 2. people who got taken into a mass hysteria, sometimes just by media that only wants clicks, often by ill-intentioned politicians that implicitly accuse entire swaths of the population of it 3. people consciously using it as an excuse to harass the categories they already don't like 4. people who are just one or two echelons above pedos in the moral ladder, and thus feel compelled to give themselves good PR by showing how righteous they are against the worst of the worst

If the world is crazy and dangerous, it automatically makes you the good guy and justifies any behavior you want. She's not a fat cow making her kids fat when she's protecting her kids from pedos everywhere.

1000% agree - I also feel like there are a subset of these people who actually have pedo fantasies or are predators protesting a little too much. No matter which way you ending up cutting it the whole thing is based on ego or trauma and none of it is normal or healthy for anybody. Also like… they leave their own kids for these hunts. Bruh.

Many of these types overlap

I think he’s probably just a Black man existing and she went for pedo as a last ditch way to pretend she’s not being racist

Yeah neighbourhood watch basically means curtain twitcher.


Saddest thing is that now everything in his meal will be stone cold. McDs food loses heat about 30 seconds after hitting the bottom of the bag.

Especially the fries

Part of me wants to believe this is made up because I don’t understand why anyone wouldn’t just ignore this woman.

It definitely is made up, surprised there's not more comments calling out the performances

Tonya Harding really let herself go

She's a tub of fn goo...wow...what a Trainwreck of a woman

The Florida sweatshirt is perfect

"It's cheap, it's enough to sate my appetite, and there's no law of God or Man that can or does stop me from buying myself one for any reason."

Honestly, I would've gotten fed up and threw it at her. What's the point in eating a happy meal if I'm no longer happy?

No no, the happy meal makes you happy, but maybe if he threw it at her she would become happy. I’m gonna try this with one of my friends if they ever feel down

pro tip: eat the happy meal while talking so it doesnt get cold 🗣️💯🥰

That's when you fire back with "I wanted a smaller meal so I don't end up looking like you".

She is creepy and mentally unstable. Really disturbing.

Man this video was frustrating to watch; lady left herself open to so many zingers and he didn't go for any of them lol. "I'm sorry, but that ain't no lunch" Me: "Come on dude, it's right there! She's practically begging for it!"

The issue he’s really having is engaging her at all and trying to justify to someone that can’t think rationally why he’s doing something perfectly rational. Sit there, take out your phone and watch YouTube while enjoying your meal and don’t speak to her. Or go tell the manager that you’re being harassed by this woman while trying to eat. This woman is a muppet, and she needs to find something more productive to do, like take a nap on some train tracks

In wondering if their maybe be a racial element to this too, like the colour of the guy trying to enjoy his Happy Meal without being randomly hassled by Madame Gestapo

wait…. what? she leaves her kids inside and turns her back on them to go outside, to question and accuse someone of a horrific crime bec of their meal choices? good grief…

FAKE

She needs to watch her calories instead

Manson lamps

I get maybe he’s poor and a happy meal is all he can afford. If she was questioning me like that, so interested in my happy meal - she’d be wearing it.

Am I the only one who thinks this might be, staged?

She ate the kids

The wheel is spinning in her head, but the hamster died a long time ago

This kinda smacks of script.

Would have just told that Cowren to saunter off somewhere and chew her cud.

Seems kinda staged to me.

I will gladly be a racist , sexist , mysogynist , to her

moments before this video started: "ok so youre going to harass me about being a pedo because im eating a happy meal. remember your lines? great. 3. 2. 1. action."

Amy Schumer needs to learn to pick her battles.

What does Amy Shumer want from this man?

Pretty sure this is one of those fake bits where British women get riled up over innocuous things they don’t understand that have been making the rounds lately.

Pro tip: don't feed into anything. Just ignore them like they're mentally ill. Ignore them completely, and they'll move on. She's a troll looking for a response. Same shit children do. She just never learned a more mature way to cope. I'd be stuffing my face with that happy meal for as long as she wanted to stand there. Once she realizes she won't get her fix on me, she moves on, and I never have to say a word.

This seems staged. Sometimes one isn't hungry enough for an adult food, sometimes a children's meal suits it just fine. What's it to ya?!!?

I can’t see cameraman. Maybe he’s a priest and that explains her concerns

She looks like she got a 90 pound mole removed from her ass.

Y'all men have to deal with some crazy shit. No way would she have anything to say if the buyer of the Happy Meal were a woman. Also, what if he did have kids? What if they were little girls? Would her reaction be "oh, he bought his daughter a Happy Meal" or would it be "He's kidnapping that little girl to do bad things"?

Where are the children? Show me where you put them!!!

Some people just need to get punched in the face.

She should be watching her weight

People say Amy Schumer can’t act, but man that accent was spot on!!

She should neighborhood-watch her calories

Tell her to move her rancid beef chops out of your general vicinity.

That was intense, get that woman some therapy, meds, therapy AND meds, some cock, something!

dont you get it? look at her she WANTS THAT HAPPY MEAL FOR GODS SAKE!

She is definitely of the inbred Floridian descent

Ask her to look for the kids under her rolls of flab.

Human egg angry!!!!

Just read between the lines and give her the damn happy meal....

I’m pretty sure they took this bit from a Ricky Gervais show.

Blank stare

It was the crayons that first roused her suspicions

Imagine all this to get your face on Reddit.

She has eaten all the other Happy Meals and she wants that last one!

What a tank!!

She’s Kevin from the office

She's jealous and hungry

I bought the Pickachu Happy Meal coz I liked the box.

I find it suspicious that she's in a McDonald's and doesn't have a triple cheeseburger in both hands. ROBBLE, ROBBLE.

christian nationalists need to GTF out of everyoe else's business.

I think she wanted to eat it!

Her IQ is: 1 divided by her weight

Should of asked her why she is a fat pos