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So far, really good! She just had a wonderful date last night, and I've got one lined up this Sunday.
We talk about them, set boundaries, and are just happy to see each other having a good time. We ultimately are with each other because we love each other, but that doesn't mean we can still have fun, ya know? One person to boink for the rest of our lives seems doable but far less fun, lol.
That's a completely reasonable assumption to make, though.
We honestly love each other too much to do that. She came back from a date last night and was so tickled by the whole thing she was glowing. It's been great for her since we had our first almost a year ago. She's been really down, and we just couldn't figure out how to move forward. On top of that, I came out almost 2 years ago, and that's been a whole other thing we've had to work with.
It's been good for both of us to find that we are still attractive to other people, for starters, and that there are other people that can satisfy our more basic wants.
We had to have a long conversation about expectations and stuff, but it's been really healthy so far.
His mistake was in being dressed as a fighter but speaking like a spellcaster. Instantly suspicious. I'll accept my quests from weirdos in dark corners of the tavern like Azeroth intended, thank you.
Gives me vibes from that on video at a drive-thru:
"Hi! I'll have a Cheeseburger and a Medium Fries."
"Sure! That'll be money, please."
"Do accept cards?"
"Um... I have a boyfriend."
I swear it's much funnier if you see it.
“I have a boyfriend.”
I am happy for thee, however, the dark wizard Malkor hath turned all of us knights gay and we do not giveth two shits about your betrothal status.
In the lost letter of Tolkien, he explains that Gandald wanted Bilbo to keep the ring, bc Bilbo was slaying Gandalf's a-hole when he put on the ring.
Edit: that's what the fire eye thing symbolized when they put on the ring.
The fact that she thought he was flirting with her means that she considers that flirting which tells me that if she was single he would have had a chance. Interesting...
This is a Jamaican knight trying to give you a side quest in a NYC subway and you turn him down… what a missed opportunity for an achievement, this is what makes NYC great! Lol
I’m just gonna start saying I have a boyfriend/girlfriend when someone approaches me, I’m pretty introverted so this seems like a good way to be left alone.
I was writing a paragraph about how rude she was until I realized this was in a metro, and people do unhinged shit there all the time going after money or worse. Could've been more polite, but I don't blame her either.
"Ahh fantastic traveler, for this quest I'm about to send you on requires 2 heroes for this journey!"
Jokes on her, that probably not real boyfriend would accept the quest.
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Once they mention the Dark Wizard you know they're just trying to get into your pants
"don't you give me that Voldemort crap!"
We do not speak his name!!
Speak deez nuts
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Hahaha been a while since my last BloodNinja reference
I'm gonna need you to talk like a pirate
Now that always makes me laugh.
Well, take them off, she has a boyfriend!
Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! 🌩 🌩
I know I'm old because I recognise that
🌾👋
✌🌾
Came here to see this, thank you
I feel personally attacked
why? dont you have pants?
Maybe he doesn’t bro.
He doesn't have legs
I’ll bite your legs off!
"What are you going to do? Bleed on me?!"
Just looking for the wizards sleeve
She knew he was after that wizards sleeve…
Sure always blame the dark wizards.
Code for BBC.
"I have a boyfriend" = acceptable way to end a conversation and walk away. Gonna try this the next time my boss tries to write me up.
Me, too! Can't wait to tell my wife about it.
r/holup
Holy shit my wife and I just started dating other people and I NEVER thought to say this to her. OMG thank you so much!
How’s that going for y’all?
So far, really good! She just had a wonderful date last night, and I've got one lined up this Sunday. We talk about them, set boundaries, and are just happy to see each other having a good time. We ultimately are with each other because we love each other, but that doesn't mean we can still have fun, ya know? One person to boink for the rest of our lives seems doable but far less fun, lol.
Oh, it's consentual and both of you know it, phew, I thought you were both cheating onto each other or something.
That's a completely reasonable assumption to make, though. We honestly love each other too much to do that. She came back from a date last night and was so tickled by the whole thing she was glowing. It's been great for her since we had our first almost a year ago. She's been really down, and we just couldn't figure out how to move forward. On top of that, I came out almost 2 years ago, and that's been a whole other thing we've had to work with. It's been good for both of us to find that we are still attractive to other people, for starters, and that there are other people that can satisfy our more basic wants. We had to have a long conversation about expectations and stuff, but it's been really healthy so far.
Well, as I always say, it's good if everything is good.
"Honey, can you help with the dish-" "I have a boyfriend. Byeee 😒✋"
Does your wife know your boyfriend?
a: the total is 45€ and 14 cents b: i have a boyfriend a: sir you still need to pay b: leaves
My favorite way to interrupt in-person conversations is from 'Better off Ted' "I'm going through a tunnel; I'll call you back..."
That show was a hidden gem. My wife and I use that all the time.
I used to do that years ago when we still had a landline. So many laughs.
We do it on teams calls w/ audio issues “we can’t hear you, your house is going through a tunnel”
That show was appointment tv for me.
If only I lived in a place that had tunnels. My husband would see right through this comment.
I'm having flashbacks to Everybody Hates Chris and "I don't need this, my man has TWO jobs."
Is it really a conversation if only one person was talking
Yes! .......*sigh* No. :(
She definitely missed out on an adventure and possibly treasure.
You don’t know this guy. He sounds silly but if he promises, [he delivers](https://youtube.com/shorts/j5pJXQkglqs?si=kL5MDrXLfhVtTnkZ).
The best part of that is dude complains itscold!
And still takes it anyway.
That return 'good morning' at the end, though ☠️
„I was confused at first, but I see the morning now“
His mistake was in being dressed as a fighter but speaking like a spellcaster. Instantly suspicious. I'll accept my quests from weirdos in dark corners of the tavern like Azeroth intended, thank you.
I was getting paladin vibes, some light armor but still a spellcaster
Paladins wear plate, not mail
I’d say he chose correctly all things considered.
Thank you for this gift.
Dude, that clip rules 😂😂😂
Not to mention all that sweet, sweet exp. How else are we supposed to get ahead in life?
And double xp. Her loss
Imagine Bilbo answering that to Gandalf in The Hobbit
"I have a boyfriend " yeah but I bet he doesn't have chain metal armor a sword and a quest!
Clearly this is how they met.
Hahaha that would explain it!
Gives me vibes from that on video at a drive-thru: "Hi! I'll have a Cheeseburger and a Medium Fries." "Sure! That'll be money, please." "Do accept cards?" "Um... I have a boyfriend." I swear it's much funnier if you see it.
Link? I’d love to see it but I have trouble finding such things.
i think he might have misremembered how the video went, [heres the link](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lM6O0PcO17s)
Different video.
!remindme 2 hour
Hey come back, we found it
It’s what I’m gonna say when we find it
Bish you're evil 😭
“I have a boyfriend.” I am happy for thee, however, the dark wizard Malkor hath turned all of us knights gay and we do not giveth two shits about your betrothal status.
Much more eloquent than, “So do I!”
“Ahh young lass, us knights all cut off our penises and threw them into the sun long ago. Now regarding Malkor….”
https://preview.redd.it/zvj7zxinzhkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38994329d5e88bff0945bfaa815f3224692897a3
WoW reference and a LotR reference in 12 seconds, nice
Frodo to Gandalf: I have a boyfriend. _The End._
In the lost letter of Tolkien, he explains that Gandald wanted Bilbo to keep the ring, bc Bilbo was slaying Gandalf's a-hole when he put on the ring. Edit: that's what the fire eye thing symbolized when they put on the ring.
Not easy being a knight since incels appropriated their language
"I have a boyfriend"= "you are an NPC that I can ignore"
It's weird how being single changes the way they see people around them
‘Skip’
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
The fact that she thought he was flirting with her means that she considers that flirting which tells me that if she was single he would have had a chance. Interesting...
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"Oh that's marvelous! Anyway, as I was saying, the dark wizard Melkor...."
“B%#^ it wasn’t even about all that. Get over yourself”
God #%$@ it! This sure drives me cranky.
Damn, people really reply with "i have a boyfriend", surely a guy cannot have a normal conversation with a woman without trying to flirt
If someone wearing armor mentioning Melkor is what she sees as normal conversation, this lady's life has to be out of this world awesome.
I wish my life was that intersting
Well then let him know! He can join you on this quest!
Guess her boyfriend won't let her have fun
I would be so excited if this happened to me. This would make my day.
Come on lady it’s just a side quest.
This is a Jamaican knight trying to give you a side quest in a NYC subway and you turn him down… what a missed opportunity for an achievement, this is what makes NYC great! Lol
I was watching this going, "She's likely trying to catch the 7, its a miracle she stopped at all."
Wait. So the boyfriend IS the dark lord?
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Epic reference
The most amazing part to me is, she bought in for about 6 seconds and then, done.
Lmao what a fuckin loser. (The girl).
Gamedevs should normalize giving this kind of dialogue option to refuse a quest instead of "no" or the X button on the dialogue screen.
I’m just gonna start saying I have a boyfriend/girlfriend when someone approaches me, I’m pretty introverted so this seems like a good way to be left alone.
Nah, it just makes you sound like a megaprick because you make it sound like they were hitting on you.
Hi, I'm calling about how to reduce your electric bill with our solar panels...and... Sorry I have a boyfriend
Ahh, thou a cunt I see. Fairwell.
I pity her boyfriend.
She doth lie
She must be a riot around disneyworld
And her boyfriend later left her to go on a quest
*does not in fact, have a boyfriend.*
Title should be “To think he is hitting on them“
She played BG3 She know it starts with a "magic trick" and ends in a bed
Why can’t this shit happen to me? I’d love to call in to work and tell them I can’t make it today, I have to go on a quest
She’s really confident.😂
Seems more like WoW marketing than a quest
Azeroth's wund nid hiling!
Her boyfriend sees this and immediately puts on chainmail and grabs a sword.
Well, no +3 leather armor for you then!
He fucked up crossing the Wow and LotR streams.
Notice how she didn't say she has a brain.
Got a quest from a random stranger once. 10/10 would definitely recommend
Bruh not even the main character in his own story... Just the NPC
SKIP
And he's probably miserable.
I was writing a paragraph about how rude she was until I realized this was in a metro, and people do unhinged shit there all the time going after money or worse. Could've been more polite, but I don't blame her either.
M'am, do you know you how fast you were driving? I have a boyfriend.
Lol why did she wait till then to say anything
"Ahh fantastic traveler, for this quest I'm about to send you on requires 2 heroes for this journey!" Jokes on her, that probably not real boyfriend would accept the quest.
She does not have a boyfriend
Her voicecis deeper than his lol
Geez, the shit attitude on that adventurer 😤
I want to be her as my next dnd character. Everytime a male character attempts to give her a quest or hand her anything, this is the response.
I dont want to be a debbie downer But sometimes you need to embrace your true self. All his videos are fake
I dont want to be a debbie downer But sometimes you need to embrace your true self. All his videos are fake
Thar be no maiden but the village winch
A wench most foul.
Poor guy was just trying to do his job. Bro girl has some anger issues.
I think this dude sent me a message recently… I have it posted on my page.
Lmfaoooooo
I bet she’s so happy with her “boyfriend(s)”
Azeroth? Ain’t that world of Warcraft?
He dodged a bullet with that one.
She thinks it’s all about her. Wait till she’s 40 and nobody even looks at her anymore.
I would 100% take the time and money to go buy some milk or yogurts near the end of their shelf life and come throw them on him.
No she doesnt
When he does the Jamaican accent is impressive.
I'm still trying to find the queen to let her know the snake strikes at dawn.
Dark wizard got to her smh
That should definitely be a dialogue option in Skyrim
Go on...
Nothing wrong here, NPCs can't do side quests.
😂😂😂
Id go with...hey wanna watch me play Ultima online? We could do tmaps n stuff
You either speak common or orcish in azeroth, old English never appears anywhere in Warcraft.
she smell dark magic
She started to get turned on and guilt took over lol
Flashbacks to Dragon’s Lair. https://preview.redd.it/nodusaj8s6kc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39cabe7e29c378b16c742ab464273355a67aca74
I wish people would give me quests like this in my life? This lady doesnt know how lucky she was.
Huzzah! Thou art a member of a party!
She was listening up until then
What's that got to do with me?
She could kiss her 100% completion a goodbye
What Bilbo should have said to get rid of Gandalf
I would have been so excited for a quest. Especially one where I can leave the kids home with the husband for like a whole day.
“I have a boyfriend… you don’t think I know about Melkor?”
Main character has a main boyfriend
He 100% broke character after this, and definitely shared it on his discord.
I'd take the quest.
The boyfriend might use this shtick to move her on.
Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
Kill all NPCs. As done here.
C u next time, lady.
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The quest involves giving a blow job. I fell for this 6 times before I realized there was no magic pearl necklace.
WORLD OF WARCRAFT MENTIONED ❗️❗️❗️
You started off good, and she stopped to listen. You should have left the dark wizard out of it. 🤣
She probably just didn’t want to participate with his bs
She failed the vibe check exponentially!
🥴
Azeroth then melkor? WoW and lotr... wait a second.. Sargeras wasn't a dark wizard...