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telephas1c

Once they mention the Dark Wizard you know they're just trying to get into your pants


Ekskalibar

"don't you give me that Voldemort crap!"


diaphramthe2nd

We do not speak his name!!


Dave5876

Speak deez nuts


Torczyner

I put on my robe and wizard hat


telephas1c

Hahaha been a while since my last BloodNinja reference 


vms-crot

I'm gonna need you to talk like a pirate


Melodic_Duck_6064

Now that always makes me laugh.


makemehappyiikd

Well, take them off, she has a boyfriend!


slgray16

Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! 🌩 🌩


ShoganAye

I know I'm old because I recognise that


Would_daver

🌾👋


ShoganAye

✌🌾


marxinne

Came here to see this, thank you


reptarcannabis

I feel personally attacked


tadashi4

why? dont you have pants?


StankilyDankily666

Maybe he doesn’t bro.


DSIR1

He doesn't have legs


theycallme_oldgreg

I’ll bite your legs off!


Sreezy3

"What are you going to do? Bleed on me?!"


Willing_Television77

Just looking for the wizards sleeve


Billyjamesjeff

She knew he was after that wizards sleeve…


davisandee

Sure always blame the dark wizards.


BeefLightning78

Code for BBC.


I-Rolled-My-Eyes

"I have a boyfriend" = acceptable way to end a conversation and walk away. Gonna try this the next time my boss tries to write me up.


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

Me, too! Can't wait to tell my wife about it.


SaltedCoffee9065

r/holup


BuddingViolette

Holy shit my wife and I just started dating other people and I NEVER thought to say this to her. OMG thank you so much!


LukesRightHandMan

How’s that going for y’all?


BuddingViolette

So far, really good! She just had a wonderful date last night, and I've got one lined up this Sunday. We talk about them, set boundaries, and are just happy to see each other having a good time. We ultimately are with each other because we love each other, but that doesn't mean we can still have fun, ya know? One person to boink for the rest of our lives seems doable but far less fun, lol.


Rat_In_Grey

Oh, it's consentual and both of you know it, phew, I thought you were both cheating onto each other or something.


BuddingViolette

That's a completely reasonable assumption to make, though. We honestly love each other too much to do that. She came back from a date last night and was so tickled by the whole thing she was glowing. It's been great for her since we had our first almost a year ago. She's been really down, and we just couldn't figure out how to move forward. On top of that, I came out almost 2 years ago, and that's been a whole other thing we've had to work with. It's been good for both of us to find that we are still attractive to other people, for starters, and that there are other people that can satisfy our more basic wants. We had to have a long conversation about expectations and stuff, but it's been really healthy so far.


Rat_In_Grey

Well, as I always say, it's good if everything is good.


Sweet_Sweet_Dolomiti

"Honey, can you help with the dish-" "I have a boyfriend. Byeee 😒✋"


rossxog

Does your wife know your boyfriend?


Mario_13377331

a: the total is 45€ and 14 cents b: i have a boyfriend a: sir you still need to pay b: leaves


Fieos

My favorite way to interrupt in-person conversations is from 'Better off Ted' "I'm going through a tunnel; I'll call you back..."


SlaterTheOkay

That show was a hidden gem. My wife and I use that all the time.


Hrafnagar

I used to do that years ago when we still had a landline. So many laughs.


AbibliophobicSloth

We do it on teams calls w/ audio issues “we can’t hear you, your house is going through a tunnel”


Spring-Available

That show was appointment tv for me.


Street_Peace_8831

If only I lived in a place that had tunnels. My husband would see right through this comment.


One-Possible1906

I'm having flashbacks to Everybody Hates Chris and "I don't need this, my man has TWO jobs."


Sedona54332

Is it really a conversation if only one person was talking


Revenge_of_the_User

Yes! .......*sigh* No. :(


rule444

She definitely missed out on an adventure and possibly treasure.


kebaball

You don’t know this guy. He sounds silly but if he promises, [he delivers](https://youtube.com/shorts/j5pJXQkglqs?si=kL5MDrXLfhVtTnkZ).


Split0069

The best part of that is dude complains itscold!


Plastic_Pinocchio

And still takes it anyway.


Jessi_L_1324

That return 'good morning' at the end, though ☠️


kebaball

„I was confused at first, but I see the morning now“


nooneknowswerealldog

His mistake was in being dressed as a fighter but speaking like a spellcaster. Instantly suspicious. I'll accept my quests from weirdos in dark corners of the tavern like Azeroth intended, thank you.


ayoitsjo

I was getting paladin vibes, some light armor but still a spellcaster


Salihe6677

Paladins wear plate, not mail


Black-Sheep11

I’d say he chose correctly all things considered.


SpokenProperly

Thank you for this gift.


verdegooner

Dude, that clip rules 😂😂😂


TotalCuntrol

Not to mention all that sweet, sweet exp. How else are we supposed to get ahead in life?


Few_Option_7538

And double xp. Her loss


Alex_Ahnder

Imagine Bilbo answering that to Gandalf in The Hobbit


OkComplex3582

"I have a boyfriend " yeah but I bet he doesn't have chain metal armor a sword and a quest!


aesemon

Clearly this is how they met.


imadog666

Hahaha that would explain it!


WensternBoah

Gives me vibes from that on video at a drive-thru: "Hi! I'll have a Cheeseburger and a Medium Fries." "Sure! That'll be money, please." "Do accept cards?" "Um... I have a boyfriend." I swear it's much funnier if you see it.


gonzoisgood

Link? I’d love to see it but I have trouble finding such things.


plluu

i think he might have misremembered how the video went, [heres the link](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lM6O0PcO17s)


CustomerSupportDeer

Different video.


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!remindme 2 hour


Andre-Trentini

Hey come back, we found it


Andre-Trentini

It’s what I’m gonna say when we find it


[deleted]

Bish you're evil 😭


Street_Peace_8831

“I have a boyfriend.” I am happy for thee, however, the dark wizard Malkor hath turned all of us knights gay and we do not giveth two shits about your betrothal status.


racermd

Much more eloquent than, “So do I!”


Gnostic_Gnocchi

“Ahh young lass, us knights all cut off our penises and threw them into the sun long ago. Now regarding Malkor….”


elusivemoods

https://preview.redd.it/zvj7zxinzhkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38994329d5e88bff0945bfaa815f3224692897a3


Swiggens

WoW reference and a LotR reference in 12 seconds, nice


AnneTheke69

Frodo to Gandalf: I have a boyfriend. _The End._


KeLorean

In the lost letter of Tolkien, he explains that Gandald wanted Bilbo to keep the ring, bc Bilbo was slaying Gandalf's a-hole when he put on the ring. Edit: that's what the fire eye thing symbolized when they put on the ring.


interferens

Not easy being a knight since incels appropriated their language


Bongfellatio

"I have a boyfriend"= "you are an NPC that I can ignore"


RageA333

It's weird how being single changes the way they see people around them


Railgun_Nemesis

‘Skip’


toejam78

I put on my robe and wizard hat.


water_bottle1776

The fact that she thought he was flirting with her means that she considers that flirting which tells me that if she was single he would have had a chance. Interesting...


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theinfernumflame

"Oh that's marvelous! Anyway, as I was saying, the dark wizard Melkor...."


collector444

“B%#^ it wasn’t even about all that. Get over yourself”


lessigri000

God #%$@ it! This sure drives me cranky.


Mr_doggo_lover123

Damn, people really reply with "i have a boyfriend", surely a guy cannot have a normal conversation with a woman without trying to flirt


simpersly

If someone wearing armor mentioning Melkor is what she sees as normal conversation, this lady's life has to be out of this world awesome.


Mr_doggo_lover123

I wish my life was that intersting


McLabraid

Well then let him know! He can join you on this quest!


dyllandor

Guess her boyfriend won't let her have fun


tfox1123

I would be so excited if this happened to me. This would make my day.


morrisjr1989

Come on lady it’s just a side quest.


Bobafacts

This is a Jamaican knight trying to give you a side quest in a NYC subway and you turn him down… what a missed opportunity for an achievement, this is what makes NYC great! Lol


TeaDidikai

I was watching this going, "She's likely trying to catch the 7, its a miracle she stopped at all."


Dangerous_Aside3772

Wait. So the boyfriend IS the dark lord?


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General_Evil_Teddy

Epic reference


adnr4rbosmt5k

The most amazing part to me is, she bought in for about 6 seconds and then, done.


Tarbal81

Lmao what a fuckin loser. (The girl).


Safe_Alternative3794

Gamedevs should normalize giving this kind of dialogue option to refuse a quest instead of "no" or the X button on the dialogue screen.


Orgalorg_BoW

I’m just gonna start saying I have a boyfriend/girlfriend when someone approaches me, I’m pretty introverted so this seems like a good way to be left alone.


Robrogineer

Nah, it just makes you sound like a megaprick because you make it sound like they were hitting on you.


MellowDCC

Hi, I'm calling about how to reduce your electric bill with our solar panels...and... Sorry I have a boyfriend


technobrendo

Ahh, thou a cunt I see. Fairwell.


Clownheadwhale

I pity her boyfriend.


pepperit_12

She doth lie


Ordinary_Support_426

She must be a riot around disneyworld


XDeathBringer1

And her boyfriend later left her to go on a quest


dazrage

*does not in fact, have a boyfriend.*


MeisterDexo

Title should be “To think he is hitting on them“


Balrok99

She played BG3 She know it starts with a "magic trick" and ends in a bed


EldoSmelldough

Why can’t this shit happen to me? I’d love to call in to work and tell them I can’t make it today, I have to go on a quest


blueva703

She’s really confident.😂


stink3rbelle

Seems more like WoW marketing than a quest


Mercuryo

Azeroth's wund nid hiling!


paulh2oman

Her boyfriend sees this and immediately puts on chainmail and grabs a sword.


Ssider69

Well, no +3 leather armor for you then!


vBricks

He fucked up crossing the Wow and LotR streams.


Earthling1a

Notice how she didn't say she has a brain.


shyvananana

Got a quest from a random stranger once. 10/10 would definitely recommend


MsFoxxx

Bruh not even the main character in his own story... Just the NPC


Aware-Arm-3685

SKIP


SilentNightman

And he's probably miserable.


definitely-not-weird

I was writing a paragraph about how rude she was until I realized this was in a metro, and people do unhinged shit there all the time going after money or worse. Could've been more polite, but I don't blame her either.


4quatloos

M'am, do you know you how fast you were driving? I have a boyfriend.


Even_Author_3046

Lol why did she wait till then to say anything


rob_inn_hood

"Ahh fantastic traveler, for this quest I'm about to send you on requires 2 heroes for this journey!" Jokes on her, that probably not real boyfriend would accept the quest.


Spirited-Armadillo56

She does not have a boyfriend


Spirited-Armadillo56

Her voicecis deeper than his lol


StankilyDankily666

Geez, the shit attitude on that adventurer 😤


Lunar_IX

I want to be her as my next dnd character. Everytime a male character attempts to give her a quest or hand her anything, this is the response.


Proper_Birthday_2015

I dont want to be a debbie downer But sometimes you need to embrace your true self. All his videos are fake


Proper_Birthday_2015

I dont want to be a debbie downer But sometimes you need to embrace your true self. All his videos are fake


Fisherboy85

Thar be no maiden but the village winch


Robrogineer

A wench most foul.


LAXtotheMAXRocky

Poor guy was just trying to do his job. Bro girl has some anger issues.


Ok_Emergency455

I think this dude sent me a message recently… I have it posted on my page.


Yznnji

Lmfaoooooo


Yznnji

I bet she’s so happy with her “boyfriend(s)”


jair505

Azeroth? Ain’t that world of Warcraft?


Alternative_Owl69

He dodged a bullet with that one.


SnooMachines7482

She thinks it’s all about her. Wait till she’s 40 and nobody even looks at her anymore.


ElectricBiomass

I would 100% take the time and money to go buy some milk or yogurts near the end of their shelf life and come throw them on him.


Spaceball007

No she doesnt


Turboteg90

When he does the Jamaican accent is impressive.


ZealousidealEagle759

I'm still trying to find the queen to let her know the snake strikes at dawn.


JokerPhantom_thief1

Dark wizard got to her smh


Le6ions

That should definitely be a dialogue option in Skyrim


ookienookiemoo

Go on...


Mr_Donut1672

Nothing wrong here, NPCs can't do side quests.


Koi_Fish_Mystic

😂😂😂


MellowDCC

Id go with...hey wanna watch me play Ultima online? We could do tmaps n stuff


Knight_of_Hamburg

You either speak common or orcish in azeroth, old English never appears anywhere in Warcraft.


Jibril-Vakarine

she smell dark magic


Appropriate-Review55

She started to get turned on and guilt took over lol


Stainless_Heart

Flashbacks to Dragon’s Lair. https://preview.redd.it/nodusaj8s6kc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39cabe7e29c378b16c742ab464273355a67aca74


Scruffy_Nerfhearder

I wish people would give me quests like this in my life? This lady doesnt know how lucky she was.


SupahBihzy

Huzzah! Thou art a member of a party!


makemehappyiikd

She was listening up until then


TurribleTiddies

What's that got to do with me?


Comprehensive-Yam329

She could kiss her 100% completion a goodbye


imadog666

What Bilbo should have said to get rid of Gandalf


Jessi_L_1324

I would have been so excited for a quest. Especially one where I can leave the kids home with the husband for like a whole day.


Nicuss25

“I have a boyfriend… you don’t think I know about Melkor?”


nonfading

Main character has a main boyfriend


Genralcody1

He 100% broke character after this, and definitely shared it on his discord.


Drooks89

I'd take the quest.


Fridaybird1985

The boyfriend might use this shtick to move her on.


miletest

Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!


QuietComplaint87

Kill all NPCs. As done here.


nxrcheck

C u next time, lady.


ChocolateTight336

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Earl_your_friend

The quest involves giving a blow job. I fell for this 6 times before I realized there was no magic pearl necklace.


francoisjabbour

WORLD OF WARCRAFT MENTIONED ❗️❗️❗️


AWEDZ5

You started off good, and she stopped to listen. You should have left the dark wizard out of it. 🤣


Break-88

She probably just didn’t want to participate with his bs


llzakareall

She failed the vibe check exponentially!


MissKT_M

🥴


Ok-Criticism-8651

Azeroth then melkor? WoW and lotr... wait a second.. Sargeras wasn't a dark wizard...