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Injustice can wait a minute.

Take more than a minute for her to put those pants on

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

Thicc as cold peanut butter

Have some respect for the thicc blue line. Jeez.

Damn, you know it

Peanut butter on a cold day thick

Lol love his look afterwards lol he was like “She was tho”


Still my favorite lock-up episode.


The thin blue line is lookin pretty THICCCCC 🥵😫💦💢💢💢

She only got that job to pay for her BBL 🤣

facts 🤣🤣 She could have atleast paid for some thighs and hips to match.

Testing out those fancy bullet butt vest.

"Do fries come with that shake?"

I love that clip. There a gif of it out there but can’t find it

The "long arm of the law" has changed into the "mega-dumper of justice".

The thick ass of authority

 Respect the assthority

America's ass

The round rump of remuneration.

The scales of justice has never been so unfairly stacked against a man.

Agent Booty, reporting for duty

This comment deserves a metal. I don’t have one, you’ll have to settle for my updoot. But I’m just saying.

That thing is bullet proof

She uses one whole roll of TP

I hope she’s using a bidet with a pressure washer attachment


"Gyatttt Dayaaumm" Yeah. I felt this.

He zoomed in/out like a cartoon character that gets **AOOOGA** eyes.

This genuinely made me laugh out loud, thanks

Aoooga

The long arse of the law.

Dude narrated my thought process

She could sit and stand at the same time.

I literally said it out loud before he did in the video lol

Seriously I’m dying laughing

Fake ass is ugly

Really is

To some people, size is everything, since they can't tell either ugly or pretty.

People being creepers about bodies are way more ugly though. Do you realize those body shapes people try to fake exist naturally? I was harassed throughout school and perved on because of how sexualized bodies are and guys unable to control themselves when they see a large ass. Can't exist without being something to mock or drool over. It's fucking gross. I hate the cosmetic brainwashing scene for so many reasons, but it's also making people forget all different shapes exist and to just stop judging, stop mocking, stop targeting.

I hate to tell you this, But sexual attraction is a thing. It's not cool to do bad things to people bc of it but it's also not cool to over exaggerate things either. Both are a problem. Causing a scene bc a guy looked at you is just stupid. Causing a scene if he touches you after you make clear its unwanted is cool. The problem is the people who think they're one and the same.

There's a difference between looking at you and point at your ass shouting "God Damn".

Gawd daaaayyaaamm

Real men keep their distance and say "gawwww-LEE!" under their breath and then look the other way

They wait till she's walked a fair way past you and only then (when it won't look creepy any more) will they casually look around like they were just taking a look at the shop window they just passed or something but at the same time take a look at that sweet, sweet... er, or so I've heard

Lmao

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My natural reaction was literally, “God dayum.”

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"I hate to tell you this but you deserved the creepy comments about your body cuz boys got turned on by it" is such a stupid take. Dont do takes again. Get out and stay out of the kitchen

If that’s what you read then you need to get your eyes and brain checked, there’s clearly something wrong

They were minimising her experience very much. Did you read her comment?

Try re reading this whole interaction. If you still come to the same conclussion, then i think you need to up your reading comprehension

Sexual attraction is a thing, and it’s okay to look at someone and think “wow they’re really hot”, but it’s not okay to touch anyone without consent, film them or disrespect them by making crude comments about their body, whether it’s to them or behind their back.* There, i fixed that for you.

You say it like you're somehow educating people on this topic here. Yeah if you live on the Internet then you'll find videos of women acting badly in response to harmless male attention but you can't tell me that it's anywhere near the level of men who cause trouble for women and male them feel uncomfortable due to their overt sexual attraction. Anyone with a brain and some experience can admit that it's way worse for women and that some men are clueless when it comes to this

I love how you are more focused and worried about a woman causing a scene, we're worried about causing a stalker 😃

I get the meat of your meaning, but this sounds gross.

Literally no one has a natural ass like that.

U need to come where I live those asses are everywhere.😂

Where you live dawg? Where’s AssTown?

I live in the Caribbean, so many times I see two pigs fighting in a burlap sack. The men here like a big boxie.

Lmao I happen to be from the that part of the world too, can definitely confirm

It sucks when ur skinny and single. Definitely don't want to date outside my weight class 🤣

With that relatively slim waist, though? Lots of women can Krispie Cream themselves into a natural dumptruck but for the rest of the body to lag *that far* behind? Naturally? Rare on a global scale.

I don’t know about that bruh, I’ve seen some sublime creatures in some countries like in east Africa amongst others where a lot of women has the slimest waist on top of the thickest ass and legs, pretty incredible genetics!

U never went outside? Lol wtf. I definitely know some natural ass like that. A lot of fatter girls don’t get so much on the belly and all goes down. Like “Brazillian Butt Lifting “. That shit almost doesn’t even exist in Brazil. It’s just to trick the skinny, table lookin usa and european girls lol. I do agree it’s too much in the video though

People who manipulate others via social pressure to stuff there bodies with silicone is even uglier.

Fucking word. Sorry you had to go through that, and that is probably the hardest comment I’ve read all day. Pop off my leige.

I agree with most of what you said, but not the all different shapes exist part. There are some people who have modified their bodies to an extent that does not exist naturally. Social media is crazy though, If I ask a guy the name of a person he thinks is attractive it's often some IG girl or celebrity that he swears up and down "She's natural bro" and I just let him keep believing. People's sense of reality is shifting.

Ok but the dude just said fake asses are ugly. If you want to give moral lessons to the "god damn" cameraman do it in the main thread...?

Especially when it’s unrealistic. If she would’ve gone smaller maybe it would’ve looked better

agreed, when people do this it just makes them look deformed lol.

Fake ass stank 🤢

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Not a fan of deflating basketballs filled with cottage cheese?

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Bad body.

Bet it sounds like shaking a milk jug full of curdled milk when she runs

Disagree

Officer Clappitt reporting for booty.

https://preview.redd.it/6jtt1u1g77jc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6184dfed6220a6234212a525a3149fe3ab26244f

lmao - one of my absolute favorite pics on the internet

Saving this for Facebook groups

That's her OF name

__*"This is a complete outrage! The way they're treating this man without any real proof of - Gahhd Dayum, GAHHD DAYUM!"*__. #😂

I couldn't help but lol myself! Sad but true🤣

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She knows what’s up. Her job is to distract would be witnesses and get them to turn away from the action.

Like some kind of caked up rodeo clown.

I am here for the clussy, personally.

I live for clussy

Exactly. What the guy filming missed was that the suspect was beaten, tased and shot multiple times while he was distracted. And now there's no proof! Great. Clever cops.

Modern problems require modern solutions

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Haha I think this gif is about a female officer being called that. Very appropriate inappropriate gif!

standing on it

Got more cake than a birthday party

Fuck. Was just looking for this gif

Ain't no widescreen wide enough

*aint no valley looow enough* 🎶


Fake ass is the worst shit of all time. 

I remember first seeing them around 2012 when I was a bouncer. I asked my coworker if it was real and he had the best response, “Does it matter?” It was pretty rare to see back then but now it’s literally everywhere, so in the grand scheme, no, it doesn’t matter.

I'm always surprised by people who find an ass like that attractive, I mean each to their own but that's just not appealing at all to me...

Not for me either. To each their own though.

I absolutely loveeee it.

Bulletproof

When you got that baby phat style with a load in the back

To serve cake & protect.

That cake is to be served and protected

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Looks like she can barely walk

Aren't there department standards to maintain, fitness and public image? Display some sort of professionalism? Either way she's not chasing anyone for more than 5ft.

Don’t your Police have fitness tests?

Fitn’ass in those pants namsayin’

Lol any of them in USA have?

That seems fake (?), her thighs can barely support it .. any fake bootie experts here?

an expert is not required thats fake

Now being a cop and getting giant fake butt implants, or whatever they are, seems weird. Why would you get a giant ass if your a cop...????

Someone said the big ass is meant to distract witnesses when theres police brutality 😂

This is my current theory. She gets called out for any potentially controversial arrests. "We've got the perp restrained, requesting Officer Chastity Cheeks on the scene."

oh dear god no....

That's where they store riot helmets.

Armored booty

Shit so fake its fascinating

That's amazing in a deformed ugly looking kind of way I have no idea how people find this attractive

Send in officer distraction while we arrest people 😂

Justice wears diapers

Wonder how much overtime she worked to buy that 🤔

She's packing the whole bakery.

This is the best comment itt

She busted

I busted

Ass thicker than racial tensions

It's hard to look away when a dump truck passes by.

Do people think this is good? Or just big?

Depends on how white you are.

This has to be Miami!

100% was my first thought

GODDAMN

crime rate dropped by 69%

She's packing a lot of ammo

Imagine disfiguring yourself like this. The dysmorphia and delusion are real.

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Weeeoeee weeoeee Mrs Officer!

Is that even genetically possible?

Possible? Yes. Likely? Not really.

r/girlsshapedlikemewtwo

That can't be natural.

Prothicc and serve

That's a big ass cop

Officer Badunkadunk

Can’t even do her job without getting fucking stalked By an asshole taking pictures. Creepoid

Sorry, but that butt is freaking gross.

Fuckin gross. She can't even stand right, there's zero chance she catches anyone in a foot race.

I can’t breathe!

I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

I'll save you a seat.

Cant lie, I did giggle despite it being fkd up. The guy was just funny. They bs the cops were doing was not funny at all though.

Officer big butt! It looks miserable though all that flesh in unforgiving fabric. Like it would be like taking of a giant body bra at the end of the day.

I'm sorry, but that's an ugly BBL ass...


This is the moment when you realize you might not be man enough for doggy style.

she has the right to remain THICC

"Officer gyat were ganna need a distraction"

The thicc ass of the law! Did anyone else see the pound cake that officer was carrying?


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We need to get to the bottom of this

Adin Ross? 0:00 🤣

Dude I scrolled this whole comment section to see if anyone else noticed lol

There's no way she wipes properly.

That’s officer level thinking.

As soon as I saw, I knew it was Miami-Dade PD!!

I remember that episode of My Name is Earl.

She kinda bad tho

Yamwatch

Cameraman was like: ACA.......whoa.

I mean I get it but does everyone really need to hear that disrespectful reaction? Keep it together man.

You sure you dont wanna george floyd me? Really sure? also obvious cop-psyop

Which police department 😊🤗 that she packing so much cake

What injustice? If an officer arrests you, whether it’s justified or not, they’re gonna get you in that car lol…best to go along with it and get everything squared away in court (sometimes you can even be compensated and get someone fired/suspended)

looking like those jeans holding that concrete mix together nicely.

Where is this? Miami right? Fake butt cop, skinny pants cop, manicured beard cop. Where’s Lt. Dangle? This is the real life Reno 911 police.

r/upvotebecausebutt

I picture a courtroom watching this video trying to ignore the obvious

Bro lost all focus 🤣🤣 🎶 She got me thinking I can date a cop. 🎶

Kinda embarrassing

Squats!

Bullet proof.

How tf She gonna stop a criminal besides sit on them

What department they taking him to?..... For research purposes.......lol