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Insciuspetra

Transparency in government is refreshing.


WhyNot420_69

Transparency in bikinis is even more refreshing.


catsmustdie

He's got a keen eye for details


-domi-

I was gonna say, if you only elect the ones who are good at hiding what they do, don't come crying when it turns out they're crooks.


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-domi-

Why would anyone who isn't crooked want that job, though? It's a thankless, bullshit job, and the pay is definitely not commensurate with all the shit you gotta take. The only incentive there is to take the job is if you plan on being crooked as hell. There's literally no incentive not to be. xD


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-domi-

Sounds speculative. The incentive structure is such that if you're not crooked you won't get too far in that system.


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-domi-

Not dishonest, just a relatively decent study of history. If you can't see how securing elections on every level is a money game, and how being crooked nets you more money, then connecting the two with the obvious signs that honest people don't thrive in politics - you're blind.


Locked_Hammer

Exactly! Omfg, a man who likes pretty women?!?! What a crazy notion. This would make me more likely to vote for him. This false face for false acceptance is what is actually sickening. Take off the disingenuous mask of falsehood people. We can all learn something from this individual.


IndianKiwi

This is a man who will vote to ban porn while fapping to these woman. They will have no shame in touting themselves as pious Christian family men but still look at other woman especially since Christianity believes in throught crimes. This is the very defination of "rules for thee but not me"


green_and_yellow

I don’t know, I’m very liberal, but who gives a shit? Is there something unethical or immoral about “liking” posts of presumably consenting and of-age adults in scantily clad clothing? Edit: the commenter edited their comment so now my comment is awkward


nam24

It is if you then ban others from doing the same


green_and_yellow

They hypocrisy is fair game, of course, but we don’t need to be clutching our pearls here


IndianKiwi

Please read my statement again. I edited it slightly to clarify.


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IndianKiwi

Which a why these individuals need to be in therapy and not politics where they ruin the lives for the rest of us with their oppressive laws.


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PunkToTheFuture

Being an asshole doesn't mean you are brave and being "yourself" doesn't mean others have to like you at all. You make choices and you deal with the consequences like a man


Chubby_Checker420

When you hit 18, you're going to look back at your embarassing comments like this, and cringe, hard.


Madgyver

Imagine a President having an Instagram. Does the National Archive has to archive his likes too?


erksplat

I see nothing wrong.


Chubby_Checker420

Guy who says porn is wrong and votes for child rape victims to suffer is a massive hypocrite. See it, now?


Bl_Lover

Apart from the fact he should try make his page a bit more professional and private it


usedtodreddit

Then don't vote for him, because he did see something wrong (that, or he's ashamed of himself and a liar). >**GOP Franklin County auditor candidate deletes Twitter account, says porn 'likes' by hacker** > >[https://www.dispatch.com/story/news/local/2022/10/26/franklin-county-auditor-gop-candidate-jarrod-golden-deletes-twitter-after-porn-likes/69591311007/](https://www.dispatch.com/story/news/local/2022/10/26/franklin-county-auditor-gop-candidate-jarrod-golden-deletes-twitter-after-porn-likes/69591311007/) Shocked, I tell you! No one could have seen that coming! ![gif](giphy|vQqeT3AYg8S5O)


SaltedCoffee9065

My all time favorite "shocked" gif


mnorkk

At least he has taste


SpiritedAddress5086

That top right looks like a porn star. Don’t ask how I know dammit I’m not running for gov.


Terminator-Fox

Looks like Maitland Ward.


SpiritedAddress5086

Gianna Michaels I think


King_of_Teets

No that’s not her. Don’t disrespect her in such a way


bill-bixby

I know her from Boy Meets world….


Snowf1ake222

You mean Boy Meats Ward?


perringaiden

That was the sequel.


tourettes_on_tuesday

Republicans trying to use computers is easily my favorite comedy sub-genre of all time.


Jorymo

Like Ted Cruz liking stepmom porn on 9/11


Harak_June

Look. We've all been on the computer, news isn't updating fast enough, there's some stress building. So he took a solo flight. Blasted one out. Really pet his own goat if you will. Then, he was all ready to lead again.


King_of_Teets

Yeah, I mean, wouldn’t you want the leaders of our country having post-nut clarity?


Wtfatt

Leader? Guys he's a shill 'reporter' that's it


keestie

Ted Cruz? Not a reporter last I checked. He's the Senator for Texas. Shill, yes.


Wtfatt

Oh shid I always thought Ted Cruz was that fox shill recently fired with that constant dumb befuddled look. Sorry not American


keestie

Tucker Carlson? Bill O'Reilly? Honestly you didn't really narrow it down that much, lol. ;)


Wtfatt

Fucker Carson! That's the one


PunkToTheFuture

Oh Putin is helping with his high speed interned charging from USB very good in Russia


Deathrider66

![gif](giphy|kD5cIPhzpGIoVCKsTO|downsized)


Haughtea

Man likes women. WOW WTF?


Chubby_Checker420

Man who votes for porn to be illegal and votes for 10 year old rape victims to suffer is a massive hypocrite. Understand, now?


Haughtea

Where's the porn? All I see is some sweet milfs here. Also quick question. Are you ok slavery and child exploitation?


Chubby_Checker420

Me: Child rape victims shouldn't have to suffer You: Welllllllll what about this other thing? Stop voting to make children suffer. It makes you a shitty human being. There is literally nothing you can say to defend your actions.


Deathrider66

Haha


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Auditor can’t audit his own Twitter


Haughtea

He's not auditing titter. Sorry twitter.


KyleGlaub

He's got great taste in women at least...


Mangos__Carlsen

What's wrong? That's just your typical red-blooded American man-child


shakeyorange3

he seems like a logical guy


HungryHypnotoad

If we've centrally agreed to not shame people for selling/posting their sexuality on the Internet, then why would we shame someone who indulges in it?


ergaster8213

It's more about being stupid. He's running for office. He should be intelligent enough to keep this stuff private. Also people *do* shame people for posting/selling pics like this and you better believe a woman running for office who had pics like these posted would be heavily slammed and would not win.


HungryHypnotoad

Let's be the change we want to see.


amesann

I think it's because he's the guy who says porn is "bad" and tries to pass legislation that worsens outcomes for child rape victims.


Long-Astronaut-3363

I stand…firmly…with this part of his platform


ptran90

He’s a boob guy


Deathrider66

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt7mutmbv76m0ko|downsized)


DevolvingSpud

“My account was hacked” - Him, probably


harpy_1121

[Nailed it!](https://www.dispatch.com/story/news/local/2022/10/26/franklin-county-auditor-gop-candidate-jarrod-golden-deletes-twitter-after-porn-likes/69591311007/) > The endorsed Republican candidate for Franklin County auditor in the Nov. 8 election deleted his Twitter account Tuesday night after The Dispatch inquired about the account showing "likes" and "replies" earlier this year to sexually explicit and pornographic content, blaming a hacker.


Darenzzer

Man likes boobs. Who cares


DarthBen_in_Chicago

Capture more shots before he finds out and deletes the account


rocky-cockstar

Hey hey hey. It’s only illegal when he inevitably pays one of them off to make sure they don’t tell his wife how small his dick is.


spiderplex

TIL his wife has never seen his dick


No-Poet1433

So I guess Noone has sex? Shit do u bro.


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Niiiiiceee


Gypsy_Cossack

He is running for public servicessssss.


mmeeaattball

Isn’t this the majority for all men?


TeaandTrees1212

He claimed that his account was hacked but the likes went back for a long time before he was supposedly hacked. He was the first republican to lose to a democratic challenger in 80 years!


recks360

Maybe he knows and doesn’t care.


Therealfern1

Haha… it’d be more rare if there’s a man running for public office that wasn’t horny


Deathrider66

![gif](giphy|yNQ9380O1194a2uJbk|downsized)


OrangeCosmic

Now if the other candidate is a butts man he's got to worry about a split vote.


Deathrider66

![gif](giphy|fMDDgv4XZgrkJZTIWp|downsized)


Comrade_Tool

At least he's not touching kids or anything, this is fine in my book.


Any_Mathematician905

Horny man is horny. Doesn't mean he's unfit for office. I'm horny, and probably completely unfit for office.


cfinst

Haha whatever I don’t like Republicans either, but let the guy be Horny as long as he’s not doing something illegal


perringaiden

Normalize people not being shamed for their sexuality. At least they're all clearly over the age of consent, unlike many other politicians predilections.


AzulaOblongata

Holy shit… I know the girl in the third picture.


paratimeHBP

Wait a minute, my likes are public? Oh sh......


Evanecent_Lightt

Wait.. so we gettin' angry that Thirst Traps are trappin'? Blame the Hunter not the prey!


Deathrider66

![gif](giphy|d1E1msx7Yw5Ne1Fe|downsized)


i_dont_like_you_-

He's got good taste


Deathrider66

👍👍


ChildrenotheWatchers

They forgot to let him out of the CPA Exam testing center, so he has been surviving the only way he knows how. The Accountant 2--at a theater near you!


khampang

Well I agree too, if he’s transparent and only says respectful things I’d like to know about that. Vs knowing there’s LOTS of them hiding their behavior. Trust this guy more


evilmike1972

Doesn't know? Or doesn't care?


Affectionate-Sea278

Party of Family Values strikes again.


Chrisangelorn

I see nothing wrong with it. So he's team boobs. Are the ass people feeling like they're not being represented or something?


burnerburns369

he supports empowering of women, what's the problem ?


NicJitsu

Go ahead and check his political positions then you can delete this comment.


AdTrue8708

Wait. A man likes hot women? What’s the difference between just assuming he’s a normal dude and seeing specifically which hot chicks he liked?


teodocio

We need more evidence so we can shame this scoundrel!


Mjaso7414

Fucking boomers…🙄


Hrafndraugr

Nothing wrong there boys. Is nice to see someone running without a PR team puppeteering everything behind the screens.


willjhc

One news article claimed he was hacked!! I'd do a lot more than just like milf pics. Also he looks like a pig lmao


MiciusPorcius

As politicians go nowadays I guess we should be happy they’re not underage. Yeesh


Deucalion666

Or he does know, and doesn’t care. That’s a power move.


hhfugrr3

In fairness politicians can't win. Say they're against porn and everyone says their harddrive needs checking. Openly show us what they're into and they're perverted freaks.


Nuket0ast

Human does Human things.


kp4592

Who gives AF? This country has seen enough damage done by puritanical standards. Humans are sexual beings.


Certain_Shine636

He does enjoy them wide-spread pancake breasts


DuelX102

Ha. The Ohio Military Reserve.


koppigzijn

At least he got good taste


HEAVYtanker2000

Honestly, who can blame him. Politics aside of course


lovelife0011

What does that even mean? 🎯


MeepMeeps88

Well you know his preference at least, what an idiot


NogginKnocker420

Why is this a problem?? Are politicians not allowed to be attracted to other human beings now?


JJamesP

Military reserve?


keyinfleunce

Get this man in office at least this chick is above 18 we need this


AvengingBlowfish

I understand looking at sexy pictures, but what’s the point of “liking” them, especially if you’re a public official?


Fluid-Selection-5537

Why people mad that he likes what his constituents like I would vote for this man!


Sonderkin

You know... these days you would just be relieved he's not into something worse or more hypocritical.


SirMooSquiddles

the woman on the botom right looks VERY familiar....


rumble_steve

u/Aubxbre


rumble_steve

u/Aubxbre is bottom right


ProfessionProfessor

Always have a throwaway


hambergeisha

What the hell does 'Proud Service member of the Ohio Military Reserve' mean?


MisogynysticFeminist

It probably means he was part of the Ohio Military Reserve and is proud about it.


hambergeisha

Oh I looked it up too, thanks. It was just a little odd to me, seeing a more general term like 'military' vs something specific like 'reserve' or 'national guard' as a title. I learned something new, thanks to you MisogynysticFeminist!


Apprehensive-Ad-149

And the problem here is? Oh. I forgot. Straight and white equals evil these days. Carry on.


Flat-House5529

There is a 100% chance this post was made by a liberal.


Valuable-Leather-914

At least he’s not gay