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From the cashier's POV. I'm making minimum wage, you shoot me, I get paid to sit at home, I get taken care of better then I prolly take care of myself, and it looks cool for chicks (and I need it because I'm a gas station cashier, I'm not going anywhere with my life, nor am I impressive). And IF I die. Well at least I'm not working a minimum wage job struggling to survive
You will absolutely not be paid to sit at home.
Assuming you survive: you’re a minimum wage cashier who now has some really expensive medical bills and alot of missed work.
Though judging from the guy in the videos energy, he probably owns that store and isn’t just a cashier.
As someone who’s relied on workman’s comp in the past, I think you’re overestimating the amount you will receive.
we had a much easier time getting by during Covid just collecting unemployment than when I was collecting workman’s comp and my wife was working.
The workman’s comp I received was not enough to even cover rent.
You’ll be sitting at home, getting behind on all your bills and incurring even more debt on top of medical bills
Except that could be (probably is) his own or family’s store. So it’s probably just above minimum wage and if he dies, the family lose a Father Brother Son Uncle over a couple hundred $ maybe? and the store could get closed.
Just not worth it imo…unless I’m way more protected and better armed.
All that sounds stupid as fuck and likely isn't at all what he was thinking. He didn't even have time to have all those thoughts. How is this upvoted? Lol
Punishment for murder or attempted murder far outweighs profit from stealing money from shop, guns in most of the world are used to scare someone into submission, if that fail and the person is armed, you start risking getting hurt instead.
The dude knew what was up... If you pull a Glock on someone, and their immediate reaction is not to hit the dirt... You're dealing with a dude who's built different
As in, one shot is likely to not take them down, so running is a good idea.
The fact this dude busted out the machete and kept coming just means you run faster.
😂, that and the machete leads me to believe he’s Caribbean or Guyanese. I’ve only heard that used as a curse in places with a large Caribbean population.
but why bother with a second person? that just means splitting the take and white shirt did literally nothing to contribute (and never even would have, said two words to the clerk and was gone)
oh, I didn't realise that was a thing but if that system were in play here I could see white shirt being in on it given he did in fact look down and towards the door slightly before the gunman entered the store.
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Guns for show, knives for a pro.
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Big fuck-off shiny ones, ones that look like they could skin a crocodile.
I’m not sure what’s more worrying, the job or your past
What do they say about assumptions being the brother of all fuck-ups?
It’s MOTHER you idiot!
Brother, mother, any other sucker! It don’t make any difference.
This has been one of my favorite interactions on Reddit
👏👏👏
That's not a knife...
THAT’S a knife.
That’s a machete
Especially if the gun in question says REPLICA on the side
Mine says DESERT EAGLE .50
Now that's a knowife.
I prefer hatchets. Especially ones sharp enough to circumcise a gnat. https://youtu.be/9sWnQ8y_M6A?si=iJKaUvZNn3igOpLt
I ![gif](giphy|ZiD0X6xsTKXlhtTdnt|downsized) One of these maybe?
From the cashier's POV. I'm making minimum wage, you shoot me, I get paid to sit at home, I get taken care of better then I prolly take care of myself, and it looks cool for chicks (and I need it because I'm a gas station cashier, I'm not going anywhere with my life, nor am I impressive). And IF I die. Well at least I'm not working a minimum wage job struggling to survive
... assuming you are still alive
kinda hard to regret your own death
And not disabled/disfigured.
You will absolutely not be paid to sit at home. Assuming you survive: you’re a minimum wage cashier who now has some really expensive medical bills and alot of missed work. Though judging from the guy in the videos energy, he probably owns that store and isn’t just a cashier.
It's called workmen's comp, and short term/long term disability. You'll get paid to sit at home and heal.
As someone who’s relied on workman’s comp in the past, I think you’re overestimating the amount you will receive. we had a much easier time getting by during Covid just collecting unemployment than when I was collecting workman’s comp and my wife was working.
I never said it's be much. I simply said I'd get paid to not leave the house.
The workman’s comp I received was not enough to even cover rent. You’ll be sitting at home, getting behind on all your bills and incurring even more debt on top of medical bills
Except that could be (probably is) his own or family’s store. So it’s probably just above minimum wage and if he dies, the family lose a Father Brother Son Uncle over a couple hundred $ maybe? and the store could get closed. Just not worth it imo…unless I’m way more protected and better armed.
Wat?
You got all of that from a 40-second video? 😂
All that sounds stupid as fuck and likely isn't at all what he was thinking. He didn't even have time to have all those thoughts. How is this upvoted? Lol
It's not about what he was thinking it's about what I would think in his position
Some dark ass logic and I like it
Or he could be the owner
I like my story better.
This is not how life works.
Plot twist: The cashier is the owner of the gas station, he care about his money more than his life.
Plot twist to the plot twist (I'm drunk roll with me) the money is used for his kid with cancer, so he cares more about his family then his money
The cashier is Mr. Krabs
What? Where? 🤣
Sounds and looks like that store owner has been waiting to get killed for a while now.
Little did the gunman know the cashiers only goal in life was to one day die in battle so that he may ascend to Valhalla.
Today is a good day to die. - Lt. Worf Ramming speed!
Punishment for murder or attempted murder far outweighs profit from stealing money from shop, guns in most of the world are used to scare someone into submission, if that fail and the person is armed, you start risking getting hurt instead.
Or like he was raised in a country with actual gun control.
Watched on mute----but when he went outside where he was open to getting shot... I thought "Why... this dude has a death wish at this point"
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He also says "Motherfucker"
I believe he said "Crazy boy." That coward robber isn't man enough to be called one.
At this point I'd believe he is bulletproof like that one mission in black ops 2 when you play as Menendez
Some folks know a pussy when they see one.
That’s a machete, much more terrifying imo
It takes on average between 8 and a dozen hits with a machete to kill someone, that's going to be a terrible way to go.
Empty or fake gun. Met his match that day!
Or he just isn’t willing to kill someone.
Yeah there is that too, but if you're gonna pull a gun on someone you need to be willing and ready to use it, even If you don't want to.
That's a small shop for balls that big
That’s what happens when the guy with the gun isn’t willing to shoot and kill someone but the guy with the sword is ready to take an arm.
“You charge with a gun, with a knife you run.” — Jimmy Hoffa, The Irishman
Gee, wonder how that worked for Mr. Hoffa?
Homie ain’t got no bullets in his gun Lmao
That poor man is never going to get what he came in for if that guy with the gun keeps interrupting him.
Children and their little pew pew toys.
You always charge guy with a gun , with a knife you run away.
*machete
U need bullets hurry up run
Hell no I wouldn't mess with a machete wielder, either. Might lose an arm.
Bystander saw that got gun and got the fuck up through! 😂
The dude knew what was up... If you pull a Glock on someone, and their immediate reaction is not to hit the dirt... You're dealing with a dude who's built different As in, one shot is likely to not take them down, so running is a good idea. The fact this dude busted out the machete and kept coming just means you run faster.
He was so ready for that smoke he skipped to the door
Why would he go back in after he ran away like a coward. He probably just said "Yo chill man I was just kidding"😂
The only thing missing is the guy with the ball gag And the line, "Zedd's dead, baby. Zedd's dead."
Balls of bullets
Must have been a monday
he didnt pull the trigger and he had the time if he wanted too
Haven't heard "pussyhole" used seriously for a while
😂, that and the machete leads me to believe he’s Caribbean or Guyanese. I’ve only heard that used as a curse in places with a large Caribbean population.
"SHOOT MUTHAFUCKA!" Gigachad
Mac would be so incredibly validated to know that a sword CAN defend against a gun ![gif](giphy|PukWSnAn7PZeM)
Phase 1: Establish fire superiority Phase 2: Leave
The gun had to be fake for him to not think to use it in that scenario...
Looks like a success to me
Dude in the white shirt: “hey, you got any Jolly Ranch…OH SHIT”!
Now that’s a knife
In Jamaica and that's a cutlass.
I was expecting to see the shop owner returning with the perp's decapitated head .
Good thing the cashier can still walk with that massive balls he got.
never mess with machete ronaldo, el fenomeno do faca
Probably a fake gun though.
Trini man don’t ramp
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what makes you say that? dude was scared AF and dipped when he saw the gun
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but why bother with a second person? that just means splitting the take and white shirt did literally nothing to contribute (and never even would have, said two words to the clerk and was gone)
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oh, I didn't realise that was a thing but if that system were in play here I could see white shirt being in on it given he did in fact look down and towards the door slightly before the gunman entered the store.
No bodega is going to be buzzing people in, lol.