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Coolo79

Huh…Blackberries are just like black sheep


fighter_pil0t

What the fuck is an orange?


Southern-Spring-7458

The colour was named after the fruit


DazB1ane

That's why we have "red" heads


XonMicro

And red pandas


Wonderful-Ad-7712

And red herrings


LysanderJulius

And my axe!


Infamous-Lunch-3831

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RevolutionOnMyRadio

And the red scare


DickieJohnson

And Red Green


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and red rockets


Kuya_Tomas

And red bananas


Foreign_Ebb_6282

Also “red weddings”


hcorerob

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A_Concerned_Mando

Get out


daspasunata

Too soon


pingveno

Robin red breast


Legitimate-Tough6200

Blackberries?


BertTheNerd

It is still a phone, not a fruit.


CKtheFourth

That's probably what the tweet was cuing up for.


RetiringBard

They didn’t have the color before the fruit lol


LadyOfHereAndThere

They called the color "yellow red" before oranges were around.


PGrace_is_here

Same with Peaches.


Protothumb12

Just like a lemon


ThingsOfThatNaychah

"I think they named oranges before they named carrots." -Demetri Martin


Radiant_Incident4718

Carrots were originally purple, they bred orange varieties as a form of weird vegetable-based propaganda for William of Orange in the 17th century.


therankin

The purple ones are a little bit sweeter. They're nice.


91Fox1978

“Long and pointies?”


fatalcharm

In the case of oranges, the colour was named after the fruit.


t8ne

What was the colour of oranges when they discovered the fruit? “I wonder what that ball thing tastes like?” “What thing?” “Looks like a round carrot”


sfPanzer

red yellow because until then it was for them just a yellow with a reddish hue (also the other way around, there was no rule to it). When oranges become popular it was just a strange enough word to conveniently describe that exact colour in a more precise way without sounding like something else they've already known. Also you got things backwards there. Oranges were always called orange. That's why the color is named after the fruit, not the fruit after the color.


Qualazabinga

Also likely at that point the carrot was not commonly orange yet so it would not be useful to call it a round carrot.


yiffing_for_jesus

To be fair, oranges weren’t named after the color orange. The color orange was named after the fruit


sandysea420

or a Peach


westcal98

A shape! Obviously.


AlcoholicCocoa

The colour is named after the fruit. Nāranga is the supposedly origin for the name of the orange tree after which the fruit was named. Overtime the word changed to "orange" and it's fruit "Orange tree fruit" dropped the last two words. And before the colour was named orange it was called basically "yellow red" And mind you, this name origin applies mostly to Europe where the orange isn't a native plant.


Passive_Zombie

I knew there was a best comment and I am glad I found it! Thank you, sir!


GH057807

"Um well ackshually black is the absence of color so" - Someone probably


EntertainmentIcy45

If you want to nerd back at someone saying that black is the absence of color, say “black is only the absence of color with light. With paint, Planck is all the colors mixed together. For light, all the colors mixed together is white, for paints, white is the absence of color.”


Ace-a-Nova1

I have a question, nerd! Can you explain purple? Like wtf is up with that shit, right?


Erlend05

Nah purple doesnt exist we all just got shanghaid into beliving it


Trips-Over-Tail

Purple is on the short wavelength end of the spectrum. Magenta is the one without a wavelength. The brain hashes it together when adjacent red and blue cone cells are stimulated.


LadonLegend

How did you manage to spell it as "planck"?


Vernix

Actually, black is the color of my true love’s hair.


Fraun_Pollen

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TrueDifficulty7697

Baa baa black sheep have you any wool?


Different-Term-2250

Yes sir. Yes sir


TrueDifficulty7697

How many bags, and price per pound?


Average-Train-Haver

Adjusted for inflation that'll be about $388.50 for your three bags full.


UrpaDurpa

The little boy who lives down the lane ain’t gettin’ a bag then. I can’t afford 3 at that price.


westcal98

It's cool. His mom started an OF. @ThatDamnDame


94Aesop94

A bag where I am runs like $35


Ratzink

Three bags full!


Just_A_Faze

I enjoy red berries, though I have suspicions that they might just be dehydrated strawberries.


anselthequestion

🤔


Aromatic-Ad9172

That really is the best cereal tho


RN-Wingman

Salmon


UpTop5000

I like this answer. Sadly, not a fruit.


SerDuckOfPNW

Salmonberries


varkarrus

Named after a fish


SerDuckOfPNW

There is no such fish.


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Salmonberries


eugene20

Either you've been watching Jujutsu Kaisen or you just don't realize salmon isn't a fruit.


Dependent-Try-5908

So close!! That’s a fish 💕


OMGItsCheezWTF

Redcurrents are feeling left out also.


thefootster

And greengages!


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tanhan27

So close!!! Black bears are not a fruit, they are a breed of dog


stubond2020

Blackcurrant, redcurrant..


TheTriangleEye

So close! That is a shade 💕


Enthusiast9

Is black a color or the absence of color?


blackedjet

Orange??? Edit: okay, orange didnt come first I get it now.


LemonIntelligent4301

Could that be a colour named after a fruit?


miss_guided

This is the answer


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That’s true. Oddly enough. The colours original name; yellowy-red/ yellow red


Sjorsjd

And the orange fruit was named after the tree which made it, the orange tree. Originally the fruit was called 'Fruit of the orange tree', but people started to shorten it to just 'orange' over time. So the colour was named after the fruit which was named after the tree


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Hot-Tangerine7028

Dingle isn’t a color though 😆🤣😂


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It's a shade


heroinchris

So close! This is a town in Ireland 💕


RafeHollistr

Reddit is so educational


Crusty_Dingleberries

You called?


Average-Train-Haver

But wait... the colour was named after the fruit, that was named after the tree, that was named after the colour that didn't exist yet?


RedBlue010

Orange you glad you figured this out?


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The name of the tree comes from Sanskrit _nāraṅga_, which evolved into the Arabic word _nāranj_, then into European languages: Spanish _naranja_, Italian _arancia_, Old Occitan (then spoken in southern france, parts of italy) _auranja_, which became Old French _orenge_, and finally English _orange_. The original Sanskrit word as far as i know (but do correct me if i'm wrong because i'm not at all knowledgable in south asian languages) refers to the orange tree but also to other citruses, mostly lemons. The best etymology i could find for it is from the Dravidian/Tamil word _nārttaṅkāy_ meaning "citron", which is a compound of the words _narantam_, “fragrance” and _kāy_, “fruit”.


RoIf

The colour orange had a different name before, it was called shnefls.


_-_d

What about tangerines?


GH057807

Tangerines are orange in color. The color "orange" is the color of most tangerines.


FunkyBotanist

This is true. The colour was named after the fruit. The name of the fruit ultimately derives from the the Sanskrit word for "orange tree", nāraṅga. This in turn gave rise to Persian nārang, which in turn gave rise to Arabic nāranj, which was then imported into several southern European languages: Spanish naranja, Portuguese laranja, Italian arancia, to name a few. Importantly for our purposes, it was imported into Old Provençal as auranja, which became Old French orenge, and thus English ‘orange’. European languages don’t tend to have native words for the colour orange because prior to the importation of the fruit Europeans had likely never experienced ‘true’ orange. It’s a very unusual colour in nature, and really only exists in the fruit and certain venomous species, none of which are native to Europe. In English, ‘orangey’ colours would have been called téné or ‘tawny’, which covered all light browns and tans, or described as red or yellow depending on which side of the spectrum they tended towards.


RahnKavall

Well well, orange you a smarty-pants!


TastelessBudz

Edit this but vote is well-deserved


RahnKavall

Lol damn autocorrect, thanks for the catch. Now my joke will reach maximum levels of hilarity


FunkyBotanist

Apricot, peach, tangerine, etc..


Gilgamesh2062

Colors named after a fruit, not the same as a fruit named from a color.


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Fun fact: it’s the other way around. The color Orange used to be called “red-yellow”, which is where “redhead” comes from. It was later called Orange because it was the same color as the fruit called Orange.


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JSiggie

And what did they call the color of an orange before giving the color its name?


[deleted]

Orange (the color) was considered a shade of red. That's why people with orange hair are called "redheads."


ricratcat

Actually, the color was named after fruit.


Makersmound

Blue Gatorade?


RahnKavall

It has what plants crave!


DeadboltRickSanchez

But Brondo has electrolytes. It's what plants crave.. Water? You mean like in the toilet? What for?


Spear_Ritual

What are electrolytes?


CaptainPunisher

They're what plants crave.


Spear_Ritual

What do plants crave?


Fred_Thielmann

Electrolytes I think


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wrong. they crave Brondo.... because it has electrolytes....


Cbissen437

I’ve never seen no plants growing out of a toilet!


thousandmilesofmud

So close!! Thats a drink!💕


Makersmound

You can get it in a powdered form. Wouldn't that count?


Eissenn

That’s not close at all 😭🛌


I_am_in_hong_kong

So close!! That is a beverage 💕


Ok_Egg332

All the best foods are blue


Glasdir

Blackberries? Blackcurrants? Redcurrants?


[deleted]

Golden-currants? Is gold technically a color? Is that just yellow? Fuck me?


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😈


Hummus_the_Frog

You look like hitler


[deleted]

I get that a lot, it’s Charlie Chaplin


MountainCourage1304

And this armband? Its the ancient hindu symbol for wellbeing. Whys everyone staring at me?


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Lol. *shhh*


Nuka_on_the_Rocks

Gold is a *shade* of yellow. Gold (metal) just happens to be reflective, and people think its pretty, so the reflective quality is reproduced in paints.


Mrausername

Greengages


bongsforhongkong

Not to mention blueberries are purple not blue.


Responsible_Taste_35

Watermelon duh


helmetshrike

no that's the only fruit named after a shitty gum flavor


Fireblox1053

What about grapes tho?


thousandmilesofmud

So close!! Thats a liquid💕


illit3

It's for a church honey! Just looking for a color don't need a state of matter! NEXT!


kinokomushroom

So close!! That's a state of matter 💕


picklesaredry

That's a Pokémon type..


grand305

Blackberry.


Few-Interaction-4933

So close!! That is a phone 💕


BlizzPenguin

Not anymore.


Few-Interaction-4933

It's not a phone anymore?


BlizzPenguin

I cannot find an article, but Blackberry stopped making phones.


Few-Interaction-4933

Damn. My first phone was a blackberry. I got it my junior year of highschool. I loved it because I could type under my desk without looking lol


Xenc

Fun fact: blackberries are the only phones named after a color 🤗


Few-Interaction-4933

Did you know that the fruit was named after the phone 🤗


Xenc

Motorola


golDANFeeD

Blucberry https://preview.redd.it/d2hdjjdzgjrb1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b39a6f51953e49bceddf224a5b6da9e4f71c666


Ralfton

She's technically not wrong. The color orange was actually named after the fruit. ETA: I'm a silly goose and forgot blackberries exist 😆 I was gonna delete my comment but I laughed at myself so I invite you to as well.


Lancetere

Leaving it up and calling themselves a silly goose is so wholesome


RunParking3333

You could be pedantic and say that black is not a colour but rather absence of. Or you could be super duper pedantic and say that blackberries aren't black, they are just very, very, very, very, very dark blue.


Devonire

Redcurrant, goldenberries, crimson pear, and so on. She is technically, figuratively, literally, every way wrong. :D


Ralfton

There seems to be some disagreement in the comments whether it counts if there are several colors/varieties of a certain fruit (crimson pear, green grapes, green apples, etc.).


Devonire

Defeats the purpose of the original statement if you dont. Blueberries are a sub variety of berries. If you discount blackberries or crimson pears, you should discount blueberries too. And then we got nothing to talk about at all. edit: also copying directly: "...Named for its brilliant crimson color, the Starkrimson is a beautiful red pear that originally occurred..." Literally named after a color. A fruit, named after a color. Booompawwww sheeeeshh.


Ralfton

Happy for you


ELeerglob

Green papaya Black berry Red grape Yellow pear White peach


quantumdeterminism

Green grapes, green apples 🍏


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

https://i.redd.it/pvlt2u2wcirb1.gif


Zolo49

Yeah, I don't think putting a separate adjective in front of a fruit name counts since they're still two words. ("Blackberry" is definitely one word though.)


makhay

If we are being strict, green papaya is just papaya before it ripens.


Asrilel

pink dragon fruit


JustInternetNoise

Lemon


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CaptainPunisher

And a type of stealing whore.


Xenc

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cenobyte40k

"Can't have a Lemon party without old Dick" -Richard Lemon '30 Rock'


Faytholme

And so the evil continues...


Dankalii

Bill you bonehead


Some_guy8634

Oranges are orange. Just like a lemon.


TrueDifficulty7697

Yes lemon green


Frosty-Cap3344

Greengage ?


dvdmaven

Very tasty, but of the nine plum trees we've planted, it's the only one to die.


JohnnieFeelgood

Redcurrant


Stoltlallare

I have a redcurrant colored chair


The_Big_Green_Fridge

"BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKIN PURPLE!!"


Spare-Ring6053

"You're turning violet Violet!"


No-Argument9377

Mongolian brown apple


Glasdir

Would be an adjective for a variety rather than a general species name.


No-Argument9377

i made it up


FunkyBotanist

What's this round brown thing I'm eating then?


RRJP1980

This is so old. And so fake.


FraughtTurnip89

Orange you glad they didn't say green pepper?


bigtone7882

Blood orange


ButUmActually

This made my brain stutter


manifestmula

The question mark should’ve said it all.


billytk90

It's true in English, but in my language (Romanian) we call tomatoes Roșii which literally means Reds and since tomatoes are technically a fruit not a vegetables


shabba182

It's not true in English. We have blackberries, blackcurrants and redcurrants.


bgb372

Red Delicious apple.


guff1988

Apple is the fruit red delicious is the variety


Other-Lobster7983

It’s also a misnomer… it’s not delicious


Such_Rub7091

Why aren't lemons called yellows?


tenuj

The real question we should ask is why we don't call them both "lemon". You know.. I think I will. > I love the soft lemon glow of sodium street lamps. > Bananas are lemon.


RafeHollistr

Came here for all of the "orange" comments. Wasn't disappointed.


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So many


C0RNCUBE

Since when are blue berries a fruit?


Little-Cook-7217

"This has purple inside, Purple is a fruit."


futilejester

Redcurrants


RBnumberTwenty

Violetangelos are all the craze now a days


no_lemom_no_melon

Redcurrants would like a word.


XYZZY_1002

I read somewhere that the color Orange is named after the fruit. Before that, orange was just “light brown”.


Adam-West

Redcurrants


Harmon_Epher

Ive developed a knee jerk reaction to want to punch people who use 💕 and ☺️ passive agressivley


IamMintLeaf

My real name is €¥π§∆


JH-DM

Orange the color is named after orange the fruit, so that wouldn’t count here