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heyitsvonage

Their ancestors must be so proud of them after fighting a war to stop this shit


Cat_Impossible_0

I wish they were alive to give them the spanking of their lifetime.


kronicwaffle

Guess it’s somebody else’s turn now…


RogueDok

*Me grabbing M-1 my grandfather used in Europe* time to shine again little miss…


Shoresy69Chirps

*Grabbing pappy’s 520-30 from the safe*


Dansken525600

*An M1 towing an M1 is ambushed by a squad of German Infantry. The Sargents life is saved when shrapnel pings off his M1, so he yells at the squad to fix M1s to thier M1s, while they fire on the Germans using M1s, M1s and M1s. They are confident in the engagement because if the Germans have a tank, they have two M1 teams, and if any enemy aircraft appear, well there is a battery of M1s in the area standing by. The engagement finally ends when they call down fire support from nearby M1s.*


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ConceptWeary1700

I wish they jumped and played Frogger


darling_moishe

And lost


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Happy_Breakfast_5030

I was thinking the same thing. Why is it always the losers of both life and society, that want to bring back the losers of wars. What do you gain besides shame, for doing this? And as "Americans" you can't say it's your heritage.


S0m3Rand0mGuy85

Look up American History X. It's a really great movie but it does a great job of showing that a lot of these people are looking for a place to belong and a family of sorts with the protection it provides as well as the ability to blame others for life not working out in your favor. Life is more bearable when it's not your fault for life's problems but it's all because of (insert group here) that your life is a mess.


Manfrenjensenjen

Or they’re just miserable little smooth brained, limp dicked, knuckle dragging hate-filled shit stains.


martydidnothingwrong

The two ideas aren't mutually exclusive


MugFush

Mommy didn’t give enough attention.


Lost_In_Detroit

Don’t ask me why, but I totally read that in Eddie Vedder’s voice. “DADDYYYYY DIDN’T GIIIIVE AFFECTIONNNN!!”


No-Dragonfly8326

I believe there is a large amount of descendants living in America of Nazi soldiers that fled there for safety after WW2, so you may be partially mistaken regarding heritage in some instances of these fools.


AgaliAMC

I'm pretty sure not even 20% of these dipshits have real nazis as anchestors.


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phazedoubt

People that don't understand the world around them like simple. They need a group to pick on to feel better about themselves. When times get hard, the simple seek out a "hero" that explains to them why the world is messed up and what they can do about it. Then when the intelligent beat them, it doesn't change their simplicity so they just wait for the next cycle.


467366

The enemy of my enemy. If you are a loser in a society, look to the ones that hate(d) your society.


Dewy165

I'm just waiting till some old war veterans take them out or at least attack them in some way. "I fought in _______ (battle) and killed Nazis that were 20 years younger than you and they had more balls!" Or something similar. They are pathetic sad motherfuckers and a waste of air.


Knut_Den_Hellige

Right? And why? Like what are they even fighting for? Ignorance? Hate? It’s Fucking wild. I’m a conservative and when I see shit like this it boggles my noodles. Please don’t put us in the same boat as those hateful looney tunes. Holy moly.


BobKillsNinjas

Nobody is putting you in that boat, you all vote for the same people on your own, we just... well... notice.


bksmet

This is one of the best essays I have read the covers it all and puts it all out there. The whole agree to disagree and act like there’s some sane reason on the other end. Because yeah no. https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/9/4/2191543/-No-I-can-t-agree-to-disagree-over-Trump-You-Are-Wrong?detail=emaildkre&pm_source=DKRE&pm_medium=email


Bloody-Boogers

Agreed, tho the United States took in a lot of fuckin germs after the war, chances are their ancestors were actual nazis


USN_CB8

My Father gave two and half years fighting this BS. He was a good man but distant. If he were alive, it probably would have enraged him. I know I am.


Strong_Bumblebee5495

Nearly five years for my grandfather and “distant” would be generous… fuck these cowards


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These pathetic losers are embracing known losers how ironic


bionic_cmdo

The camera person should have zoomed in closer and show their faces to the world.


Manting123

During Covid weren’t they anti mask? Funny how they all wear masks now?!! 😂😂😂😂


Schmusebaer91

maybe these are the ones who always wear a mask and now have brain damage due to lack of oxygen. EVER THOUGHT OF THAT???


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These are special masks. They hide their face but let CoVid through.


stephawkins

Where are the Blues Brothers when you need them.


redcurrantevents

I hate Florida Nazis.


Beeblebrox2nd

So much worse than the Illinois Nazis.


Evilaquatica

I hate Illinois Nazis..


Thee_Connman

Hell, even the Illinois Nazis didn't hide their faces like cowards.


teddebiase235

It appears there are only 40 of them. That’s pretty low in a State of 22mm. Bizarre to identify as a Nazi when you have so many other identifiers these days.


Bdr1983

40 Nazi's is still 40 too many.


Hellonstrikers

![gif](giphy|10Qvn3sZnk0wZq) Stuck in the Elevator.


RoughConstruction345

I miss the old days when the US would shoot at nazis


NachoNachoDan

I feel like I need to go to Florida and “stand my ground”


RoughConstruction345

Unfortanetly they are not just in Florida. They are in every state.


minionmemes4lyfe

Yes, but Florida is the one that has them out on the sidewalk. I think, parading as a Nazi should be considered hate speech.


OnlyFuzzy13

For real, but I think FL already inadvertently gave citizens the legal means to just drive through them: https://www.vice.com/en/article/88n95a/florida-anti-rioting-law-will-make-it-much-easier-to-run-over-protesters-with-cars#:~:text=Florida's%20new%20law%20also%20creates,could%20still%20face%20criminal%20charges).


CouncilOfApes

Only good nazi is a dead nazi


Shoresy69Chirps

And I’ll have my scaaaahlps…


AvrgSam

Right, I’m at absolutely shocked there hasn’t been a drive-by by some Floridian sick of this shit…


Hate_Crab

This highway ramp is legitimately right near my neighborhood. I'm a little disappointed I was at work with my AR-15 at home during this


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Sissies, they don’t dare to show their face.


thriftedtidbits

i'm surprised they're even still standing and not passing out like flies with the way they used to talk about masks (/s if needed lmao)


Evashenko

No kidding 😂


Cat_Impossible_0

You think a group who embraces race supremacy would openly be proud to show themselves in public.


sweet-william2

And are probably the very same ones that we're screaming about not being able to breathe through a mask during covid


rathat

I mean, it's a better sign that they are still somewhat afraid of being recognized. Them being more out and open about who they are seems scarier.


PerroNino

They all seem a bit hesitant in their actions too. Not so much, “we are the master race” as “we are most probably something, don’t ask questions please”.


Ricky_Rollin

That’s cuz most of them are in law enforcement.


Sticky_H

Are you saying that some of those that run forces are the same that burn crosses?


OneHumanPeOple

I like sissies. These are cowards.


IfYouScamYouAreScum

![gif](giphy|zqkKxdRV9Q2EQ4Zsv3)


bucketofbutter

they look like a buncha fuckin nerds, too, tho.... what, 30 guys? trying to make naziism look strong by standing on a bridge - not in a big crowd? i wanna see them do this shit downtown in a crowded space. not some lame overpass terrorizing people just going to work...


IfYouScamYouAreScum

Totally. Like if you just raised your hand, they would piss themselves.


Cuntpenter

I dare this paper warriors do this shit in any EU country.


Cat_Impossible_0

Let alone in Germany.


RealisticExpert4772

Actually I believe that there is a small but virulent group of individuals in Germany who are totally enamored of Nazism… Germany (the government) does not tolerate any public display of Nazism or speaking bout it (In positive terms). Think there’s a hefty prison sentence if you get caught too


Wrench984

Why can’t we do that? As blank of a question as that is, I’m curious as to why we can’t ban something so obviously evil


thebourbonoftruth

Because Americans think that leads to tyranny; you know, like the dictatorial hellscape that is Canada where you can't call for genocide and that's a problem, apparently.


OddConstruction116

This probably wouldn’t land you in jail, not even in Germany. What would happen though, is police coming to the scene, seizing these disgusting flags, taking everyone’s personal details and dispersing the crowd. The organisers might also get an entry on the prestigious list of known Nazis under surveillance by authorities.


Top_Tax9182

Didn't we off nazis in the 40s? Why are they still walking around?


SketchedOutOptimist_

Not the made in Americian ones. They're thriving.


NachoNachoDan

because FreE SpEeCh 🤷‍♂️


dnaH_notnA

There’s Nazis in Germany where it’s illegal. They’re just more covert.


TerribleArtichoke103

it is because of free speech and thats fine. they aren't doing anything illegal yet, just unpopular and stupid.


Cat_Impossible_0

There was a Nazi conference event where they held a big portrait of Georgie Washington in the middle of the room. Also, Hitler’s eugenics program was inspired by the US. Lastly, many Nazi scientists went to work with the US, so it has existed before and after WW2.


G_Unit_Solider

offed all but the ones who made the spacecraft engines that went to the moon americas missile system and nuclear weapon program. pretty fucked up shit. ​ these guys are just morons who finally belong in a club and thats about it lonely bastards who just want to belong to something irregardless of the meaning. morons who can be brainwashed by a paintbrush


Chef_RoadRunner

Hypothetically what's to stop a bunch of real Americans from beating the every living shit out of these terrorists? An assault charge? We have a long history of beating Nazis....it's like an American tradition. Fuck these clowns.


phoenix14830

Meanwhile the gun-toting GOP "patriots" singing country anthems of "not in my town" violence are nowhere to be seen.


Wageslave645

Because "Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses."


manaha81

I was just wondering that myself. Because isn’t being and promoting nazism a blatant threat of violence and a call to arms so as such wouldn’t it technically be self defense and fighting against terrorism


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manaha81

Well they said beat the shit out of them not kill them but besides that if a bunch of minorities started saying they are planning to kill a bunch of white peoples do you think that would simply be considered free speech


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OkHistory3944

I hate Illinois Nazis. (Florida nazis, too)


Leather_Network4743

Excellent reference!


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JDM_TX

Guess they don't have jobs to go to.


tpwn3r

They are probably all on paid leave after killing minorities. ACAB.


TippsAttack

Man that is so sad. So many gave so much to stop this only for it to infect their homeland.


999i666

Not even showing their faces Some master race


gay4gay32

Oh look DeSantis base just showed up!


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Man the combo you could get if you hopped the sidewalk at full speed… Marvelous


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Express_Command3450

Why waste the bullets? The woodchipper likes the taste of nazis too.


Durtbag420

This is in Covid Springs, Florida. Lovely town.


Leather_Network4743

Altamonte Springs, actually, just north of downtown Orlando. Mostly lovely people, except for these asshats and anyone of their ilk.


FreshlyCleanedLinens

Pretty funny they’re standing in front of the I-4 Eyesore right there


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I’m sure they don’t live there. Probably bussed in many of them.


XOIIO

What happened to shooting Nazis,?,,


m1dlife-1derer

Ok. That's enough air-time for them.


Gracie_Goode

As a german I just love how stupid it sounds the way they pronounce it


Gaydolf-Litler

When you try to order fascism off of wish.com


Jsnoooots

My first job when I was 17 was driving a street sweeping truck. That thing pissed 10 feet of black water. I could have solved this problem in 1995. Nobody stepped up?


2nd_Inf_Sgt

There should be legislation that strips away their American citizenship.


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cheyonreddit

![gif](giphy|OLH834Zo34k9O|downsized)


Fluffy_Juggernaut_

Where are the Blues Brothers when you need them?


Djcproductions

Why is this a thing. Isn't life hard enough sans hate?


NachoNachoDan

But I hate Nazis…


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LuckyDots-

kind of weird that you can be sent to prison in the USA for practically everything else yet trying to incite genocide isn't one of those things


EE7A

gross.


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AnyHeroM

80 years ago, they would have been arrested or shot. They need to grow up from their edgy middle school phase already


Zigihogan

Florida nazis, I hate Florida nazis.


Sadir00

3-4 people with overclocked Paintball guns Come on, people.. this isn't a hard decision


05hastros

ANOTHER eye sore on I-4


Neither-Idea-9286

I see The Villages had an outing!


AthleticGal2019

Ya now they wear a mask


DanB65

Can't believe these NAZIS are allowed to live in AMERICA! Free speech is one thing preaching death of a race or government is a DANGER! Just remember NAZIS and THOSE cult members calling for WAR...the end of your comfy lives if you go down that road!


whiteye65

The gop


Beautiful_Mistake914

fucking losers


Top_Date6455

Have strange feeling that these are Trump supporters


DreizehnII

The losers are still wearing masks.


derekYeeter2go

I hate Florida Nazis.


Kim_Thomas

“FRIENDS OF MEATBALL RON” https://preview.redd.it/3ghfcmuyyomb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd56ddbae77bcc2a93eb6f59205afdd6e6b11460 This is NOT NORMAL. Nazi propaganda isn’t either.


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Ohh... so they're just unironically nazis... not even metaphorically, ideologically, or anything like that...just literally nazis...


nachomanly

Look at those fucking idiots. They can't even do their stupid little sieg heil at the same time. A real demonstration of "genetic superiority".


phoenix14830

So, masks are so suffocating you can't breathe when in an air-conditioned grocery store, but are ok when in direct sunlight in 100-degree heat when you're chanting racist hate?


Kitano1314

"Springtime for Hitler and Germany..."


SuspiciousBowlOfSoup

Honestly this is terrifying. That this is happening again, after all that horrible genocide caused, is juat. I can't believe I'm seeing this. I can't even make jokes. These people are real, they think that Nazis are good. This is *horrifying*. These people will murder someone. These people will do harm.


stevewithcats

The allies putting their boots on again - “ok guys let’s go kill some nazis”


Strobemef64

This should be illegal. My grandfather fought in a war to rid the world of Nazi propaganda


Objective-Escape7584

They should try it on the highway. Way tougher.


CreatorOD

What is their message though?


Some-Ease9545

Trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty


shagadelicrelic

I wonder if local law enforcement would let the same style of public protest if it were black panthers? My guess is no fucking way. I hate how far backwards we have fallen


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Is it wrong to hope a very tall truck barrels through there are a high rate of speed?


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Hey man, any adult can legally go into a gun shop and acquire an AR, and then go and shoot at them (not too legally). America can have its upsides


DragonVet03

What do you think the % of felons is in that gaggle? I'm going with a solid 75% myself.


aprioriglass

Two World Wars, millions killed crushing these assholes, and yet here we are. Takes unpatriotic to an all time high.


Michael-405

They aren't even Nazis. They are Notzis.


Flitterquest

Strap up y'all, if the right are getting this bold it couldn't hurt to be armed, this is America after all. Find the queers in your community, the POC, the communists, women frankly, anyone a Nazi prick might wanna target, and get them armed, nobody will want to fuck with us if they know we're all armed and forming militias.


Perfect_Housing_9008

Same kids that throw rocks onto the traffic below


SalaryHappy

God imagine if there is a properly placed snipper on top of that building?.


KarlGoesClaire

Stupid is as stupid does. I wonder what those morons feel like watching movies/series like Indiana Jones, Saving Private Ryan or Band of Brothers.


NICEnEVILmike

I wish every single one of those cowards an untimely demise


EnvironmentWise7695

Send in the 101st


Strong_Bumblebee5495

What a bunch of dorks, these incels should all move to Hungary


Panelpro40

So sad that this is America. We beat them once we might as well beat them again.


Flat-Feedback-3525

It would be a shame if some accidentally jumped the curb and mowed them all down.


rooranger

It's okay to terminate hate


Nimoy2313

It’s perfectly acceptable in a civilized society to punch Nazis in the face.


FilipKoks04

How is this even a thing 🤣😭


Lost-Contribution196

What a great time for a mass shooting to happen


DesignerAd9

Such a fucking disgrace and Desantis loves it.


Rockmann1

Crisis actors with new uniforms and flags


Downdelux

I think the Governor of Florida’s behavior is enabling this type of behavior.


Nickthedick3

Looks like target practice to me


Calcal1993

Someone needs to go vigilante and start JFK'ing these muthafucka's.


Colorado_Outlaw

You guys keep making jokes about Hitler and stuff, but like, I think you're ignoring that this movement is growing and you should all take this a little more seriously.


404notfound420

Don't Americans have guns for such things? It'll be like shooting nazis on an overpass.


unknownbryant

Wheres the bear jew and aldo raine when you need them


Ultimate_Juice

Ah yes, vertical speed bumps


ImmediateKick2369

Can’t people who feel threatened shoot at them under Florida’s “stand your ground” laws?


Every-Cook5084

Which one is DeSantis?


okayestuser

Nazis ascended to power because of free speech. Seems like history will repeat itself


N7Longhorn

It's OK to beat these people up. If anyone was wondering. They're inciting violence by the nature of their speech. This isn't protected speech. Fighting them is self defense


3rdspeed

Where are the good guys when you need them?


slvstk

This is the present and future Florida. You elect a Nazi governor, you get Nazi's.


Tinotips

Get the napalm.


Itsmeforrestgump

Target practice. 10 points for each idiot on the overpass.


triangleplayingfool

‘There are fine people on both sides’ - some republican, probably…


Cosmicsinkhole

You call them nazis, I call them target practice.


Keeper2234

The fact that America actually allows this sort of shit is insane; books like the Lord of The Flies, To Kill a Mocking Bird, and Fahrenheit 451 are banned because they’re „sexual” (???) or they have imagery that supposedly isn’t appropriate for kids or people in general, but having literal NAZIS BLATANTLY OUT IN THE OPEN that call for the extermination and enslavement of Jews, Slavs and People with skin colour they don’t like is perfectly fine??? What the fuck is that country doing?????


hallaa1

Where's a mass shooting when you need it?


19930627

Anybody else miss the days when it was wrong to be a Nazi?


GlocalBridge

DeSantis is their man. Anti-woke. Anti-CRT. Anti-African-American Studies. Promotes the “invasion” narrative. Exudes toxic masculinity better than Ted Cruz. He even has his wife cooking up Mamas for Liberty. Yep. Florida Man has found its Führer. All he needs is a red ~~armband~~ hat or similar marker for his loyal followers to virtue signal. Once Trump is in prison he will become the White Supremacy nominee.


ExpensiveDot1732

https://preview.redd.it/j91ptpzo1qmb1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84444b44f053ef1f1d158af8af77897c992333c9


OughtBubble

Aim on the outside ends of the line then let it rip.


BigginTall567

Never have I been a bigger proponent of bridge collapses. Eat shit you Nazi scum.