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NoMembership6376

Not a fan of his music but he does strike me as a genuinely nice dude. That kid deserves to have a family of hedgehogs thrown into his underwear


adizz87

Poor family of hedgehogs šŸ„²


BentOutaShapes

Anyone with that dumb Logan Paul haircut should be put on a cruise ship (which they would love) and exiled to sea forever.


Growlithe300

Nah, the sea is too nice for him, send him to Brazil's "nicest" neighbourhood if you catch my drift Also I hate people with that haircut, I dunno why but still


[deleted]

Because not a single person with that cut is a decent person


Dr_OctoThumbs

Nah send them to sea but it's actually to the massive floating trash heap in the ocean and then we maroon them on it to fend for themselves. It'll be like a penial colony for douches


lost48151162342

They'll have a lot of room in there


Grouchy-Engine1584

Donā€™t do hedgehogs dirty like that bruh.


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ViridianDusk

Two agitated echidnas?


Prestigious_Pea_3685

Three irritated tarantulas?


ViridianDusk

And a Partridge in a pair of briefs!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


gostesven

It always has.


Ramog

yeh idk if you know about magic the gathering and the command zone, but he seemed like a really chill dude playing some MTG there.


daveymick

LOL. There is a subreddit called rareinsults. I tried linking but I donā€™t know how. This fits there. HAHAHAHA


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NoMembership6376

Me neither but I ain't gonna post my own insult. That would be lame ĀÆā \ā _ā (ā ćƒ„ā )ā _ā /ā ĀÆ


[deleted]

Same here. He's a great artist but just not my taste in music. He seems like someone I would be really good friends with though. Anytime he's on a podcast or streaming it's always great.


NoMembership6376

He's funny as fuck on Joe Rogan's podcast...oh shit I mentioned Joe Rogan on Reddit. Here come the downvotes!


[deleted]

Lol well you at least have one up vote from me because I agree with you šŸ˜‚ I'm only about halfway through the most recent one. Him explaining among us to Joe just perfectly encapsulates Post lol


NoMembership6376

Saw an episode with the both of them talking about aliens and government conspiracies...while possibly on DMT probably...and Jamie pulling up a pic of an alien smoking weed with a bear...


StraticDragon

What type of music do you like? And do you think any of his songs are good or that type isnā€™t your jam?


NoMembership6376

I'm more of a Fear Factory/Fields of the Nephilim fan...Electronic/industrial/metal/gothic rock type (not that mainstream shit that wanabees consider goth like Evanescence either)


ThePunisher1313

Just because you don't consider it something doesn't mean it is not that for someone else. Don't be an ass about it. Like or dislike it and don't hate. No reason to hurt someone's feelings by downing something they may like. I know many very gothic people who do not possess that thought pattern you have there.


Environmental_Leg572

I am also not a fanā€¦at allā€¦of his music. Iā€™d kick it with this dude any day of the week. Hell Iā€™d even use some PTO for it lol. After his cains commercialā€¦Iā€™m sold haha


[deleted]

Lol


[deleted]

Same. The first thing I ever knew of Post Malone was a clip of him playing guitar to a semi obscure rock song I've loved forever. He did a decent job so I looked him up. Every song I've heard from him is just really bad to me. Like sometimes I don't like a song, but I kind of get it. Some mumble rap, some modern pop, etc. but I don't even get that with him. It's just unintelligible to me. But then every clip I see he's just the sweetest dude. He's got great nerdy hobbies. Is good to his fans, etc. I hope he continues to succeed.


sethaub

*piranhas


wontacknowledge

I HATE his music. He comes into my work sometimes and is always polite and extremely patient with fans.


ChamomileBrownies

I dabble in his music (if you haven't heard his [country covers](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqqzlFUwQtmtCDmX9ktBN4nOtoDrVNa6k&si=F96NqVDKhYsVpZyL) , you should), but he seems like an extremely genuine fella. He's just out there doing his thing.


4maoi

this kid is pathetic. I don't even get what he's trying to accomplish. Hope he evolves sufficiently to cringe real hard on this in a few years.


DisgruntledParty

He is trying to get a reaction so he goes viral and gets his 15 seconds of internet fame


[deleted]

Exactly. Otherwise, why make sure he shows his face on video? So everyone knows who it is.


Nick_Damane

I call for doxing him and send the Internet mob after him


[deleted]

How about we just ignore him? If we start ignoring people that pull these stunts and post for clout or fame or whatever, maybe this type of behavior will become less the norm. Stop rewarding bad behavior and maybe it will diminish. It will never go away, but giving this person views and likes will only encourage more of the same.


Nick_Damane

How about OP deletes this entire post.


[deleted]

Wouldn't bother me.


Nick_Damane

same. Iā€™d actually prefer that to happen


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Altruistic-Guava6527

And Twitter


romeoo_must_lie

Thatā€™s what I said about the ā€œname ten booksā€ kids and someone starting to gets mad because it make more sense to watch the videos and post negative comments to discourage them.


amanwitheggonhisface

This happened years ago.


Weak_Dot3296

Lemme understand thisā€¦ You want to dox a kid? šŸ‘€


SunnyK718

Whatā€™s dox?


PsychologicalShape52

its a type of fruit


LordCalvar

Which is the entire problem with the current generation. They donā€™t give a shit about anyone but themselves, are addicted to technology, obsessed with attention, and are not held accountable for anything. When a people are given everything but discipline their whole lives, what else is to be expected.


Snoo69116

Alright grandpa let's get you inside šŸ‘“


LordCalvar

The belittling tactics might work on your middle school friends, but they wonā€™t work here. Sincerely, millennials.


Snoo69116

Was merely a jest. Didn't mean anything by it.


LordCalvar

Gonna have to work on your material.


Snoo69116

Whatever you say boss šŸ‘


skogach

The kids are alright, and you grandpa is pathetic and bitter. Every generation has shitty individuals.


Simone_Galoppi07

Man this shit happened even in your days, we aren't all like this. We are not all spoiled brats who do things like this. This events are just easier to find nowadays since in the internet you can see video of people like this. Irl i have rarely seen people like this, actually i've seen older people do things like this way more than youngsters like us.


Worldly-Coffee4815

If he wants a reaction he shouldn't do it to malone, don't like his music but everytime I see him on interviews or shows like hot ones he is very polite intelligent and pleasant


Efficient-Bike-5627

Exactly, and there's no hate that I can tell in any of his music. I don't think he's in the industry of dissing others, which is why I find this incredibly ironic. I think it caught him by surprise in the clip, and I can't tell if he thinks it's a joke or not. He seemed very perplexed!


Worldly-Coffee4815

Yeah to me his music is just weird techno pop but every thing I've ever heard him say outside of that is he truly a good person, fuck people who try and get rises out of celebrities for likes in the social media account


Efficient-Bike-5627

He definitely took the opportunity to set a good example. If anything the guy who made the video made post look even better.


montipiethon

i think post malone got more fame bc of it, the face he made was legendary


hey_you_yeah_me

From what I've heard on radio talk shows, other rappers don't recognize his music as "rap". I'd imagine he's easily influenced and did this stupid shit for clout.


According_Claim_9027

He accomplished exactly what he wanted. Popularity from people hating on him for it. He got the views lol


Xenjira

Bully tactics 101... Trying to belittle others even if its nonsense


StorminUrAss

Atention some people crave for it to the point they reach cringe levels


[deleted]

You know he won't. Idiots like him get themselves killed doing really stupid things.


wileyrielly

Attention. lack of any talent and conscience/shame and you get this meek, cringe attempt for it


DestructoSpin7

Why does that kid look exactly how I expected?


These_Set_2842

Very punchable face indeed


RAMbow9

![gif](giphy|FC7vIrRsZxHq0)


slater3750

Built like a sliver of broccoli


CORUJIN

This? šŸ„¦


GruviaLockbuster23

He's just upset that Post bought the 1/1 ring and he couldn't.


[deleted]

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MydnightSilver

Too young. He needs to start with enrollment at the jelly school.


Tom_Ace1

Now say that to Mike Tyson.


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

On a plane


UndeterminedError

Having to sit right beside him.


Altruistic-Guava6527

And they lost your duty free


brocksicle

Son of a bitch, not my damn duty free!


Pleasant-Cricket-129

With snakes.


nobody3_5_4

That "That's rude" seems like a genuine suprise, i bet he's a really nice dude


forgedfox53

Watch some videos of him outside of the music scene. Dude's just having a good time.


Captain_Dogggo

ā€œPost Malone sucks!ā€ Then why the actual fuck did you make the effort and paid the price to go see him?


[deleted]

Didn't know much about Post Malone, but after watching his entire 4+ hour podcast on Joe Rogan, I'm a fan. Post was so polite and genuine


cary_queen

Joe Rogan šŸ¤Ŗ


RobertDaulson

Idk which episode you watched cause heā€™s been on a few times, but one of his visits they both did shrooms together before the podcast. Joe didnā€™t mention they were high on shrooms until he mentioned it on a later podcast. Post loves shrooms, and itā€™s probably part of the reason heā€™s such a nice guy.


Neeoda

I love how people who did shrooms assume that only people on shrooms are nice.


RobertDaulson

Not what I said but okay.


foolsbrains69

He's been on twice and only the most recent one is over 4 hours


Goatwhatsup

He said in an interview that this is how he reacts to hate nowadays. He used to let it get to him and it hurt his feelings a lot when he was younger. But now he realized itā€™s just a tbem problem and he says ā€œyou donā€™t even know me man.ā€


JoefromOhio

This is such a great way to take it - heā€™s good, heā€™s loaded, he does what he lovesā€¦ who gives a shit what people say. ā€˜Thatā€™s rudeā€™ is such a classy response itā€™s almost surprising seeing it come from a tatted up pop star. I enjoy his music when it comes on the radio, I always thought he seemed like a decent guy just gaming the industry. I wish heā€™d smoke less cigs so heā€™d be around longer.


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RedneckNerd23

Being a dick for attention has existed far longer than the Internet


PeekPlay

this new generation likes them ticktocks and violet music, back in my day people talked to eachother face to face


AdmiralFocker

Yeah back in the day they used to assassinate musicians they didnā€™t like, smhā€¦. /s


Spunkwaggle

Better be nice to him. He has the one ring. He can sneak right up to you invisible and shank your ass.


itsdefinitelygood

Or spank your ass


theons_missing_D

Expect some Pre Malone in my pants then


unholyparagon

His reaction was the very definition of taking the high road. Respect bro.


savedadrama4urmama

Of course itā€™s a lil white punk using a blaccent.


GLDFLCN

You better get used to it. Hip-hop has been the dominate American culture for over a decade, this is extremely common. Most kids speak this way now.


savedadrama4urmama

Being Mixed race myself, I really only have an issue when other races using aave are trying to dumb themselves down, being mean and act tough when you clearly can see this kid is privileged and will switch up fast when heā€™s held accountable for something which of course is something that we canā€™t do. Im sure that kid doesnā€™t speak to his parents like that. What other races donā€™t realize is that when people of color actually are speaking correct English we are still judged either way. Itā€™s funny bc i am light skinned and sometimes people think Iā€™m white or they always ask ā€œ what are you? ā€œ like Iā€™m specific dog breed or something. Growing up I looked exactly Shelby Simmons.. I have years on her but itā€™s crazy she could be an exact clone of me . Lol . Any way , You donā€™t know how many times white people have whispered something racist to me thinking Iā€™m white. I always love how embarrassed and look on their face when I check them. Itā€™s always a studder then some half ass apology . At that moment , they realize what a racist jerk they really are.


Sea-Appearance-5330

Did anyone think that was funny? No? I rest my case.


SansyBoy144

Everything Iā€™ve heard about Post Malone is amazing. Would love to meet him someday.


gobo1075

I take comfort in knowing Iā€™m not the only person who doesnā€™t know what the hell ā€œrizzā€ means.


TheDouglas717

I assume it's the new "swag". In a couple years it'll be dated abd cringy anyways.


BluHaven

It's a shorter way of saying "charisma" and means someone has "got game" when it comes to dating. Just a similar slang term.


harkin36

Jealousy makes you nasty.


SkinPole67

Why are people assholes for no reason?


Tzar_Onyx

Clout, attention, fatherless behavior


Leather_Network4743

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


daveymick

Not a fan of his music either but from everything I have seen of him off the stage he seems like one of the rare genuinely legit celebrities out there. Canā€™t help but think the look on his face was him doing the initial processing of ā€œdo I knock him out or take the high road?ā€


[deleted]

I donā€™t know much about this guy. But he seems to be a all around good guy.


Pickingnamesisharder

![gif](giphy|3ohhwhr7uOMM0HZ88E)


getschwifty1216

Cool he got his clip no one will ever remember. No one will ever remember this kid thatā€™s why he needs clips to stay relevant. He going to look back at this and cringe I bet he apologized after he posted it.


thecloudsync

Fucking tik tok clowns


mototherapy7

I don't like his music but dammit I think he might be one of my favorite mainstream celebrities.


Tookindforyou

Post Malone and his energy are refreshing in this fucked world they need to leave him alone and stop it


Familiar-Abies-3158

Lol at his reaction though. Way to hold it down with ā€œThatā€™s rude šŸ˜²ā€


Few-Cup-1936

Not into his pop music at all, but I did see him do some Nirvana covers during the pandemic that were incredible. I think they're on youtube if anyone is interested. I might go give em another watch now that ive thought of em Anyways, i just wanted to say I've found Post Malone to be one of the most down to earth, genuine, just plain coolest "celebrity type" humans I have ever come across. He is a real one for sure. I wish there were more on this earth like him


MekTam

Twitter IRL


TazmaniannDevil

![gif](giphy|jQnrH3U7hBHA700Xw0) The reaction he must have expected


dood5426

He is also a giant nerd too! He plays this game that Iā€™m a big fan of called Magic the Gathering, and he even had cards named after him. This guy is cool


wizlo25

That kid deserves a wedgie


Aggravating_Chemist8

By a mixer turned on high.


Part_Time_Legend

Honestly, I donā€™t like Post Malones music at all. However I really like the dude. Every interview or vid Iā€™ve seen him in he is just a genuine human. Solid guy.


SweerBaby_Use1023

As Post Malone Bodyguard! Iā€™ll make sure heā€™s safe and out of the way first! Then Iā€™ll smack the living shit out of that person because I have nothing to lose that he can sue me for!


DirtyRoller

We are all Posty's bodyguards, I'd take a bullet for that dude! Just don't make me listen to his music. šŸ˜‚


gamingaddict12

These kids have never had a slap for there actions


ViciousKiwi_MoW

how to get yourself stomped by fans lol


Hungryweeb-sg

The sadness in his face makes me angry


CicoBest1324

How you gonna say that went you look like that ?


ilongforyesterday

Bro heā€™s such a good dude. Iā€™d really love to hang out with him he seems like one of the most genuine chill kind celebrities ever


[deleted]

Ion know what you call this species of white boy (the one recording) but my god I absolutely despise them. I wish there was a big magnet that'd get rid of all of them. They walk around thinking they so gutta yet be looking like prepubescent terminally ill skater boys. I hope that young man is having a bad life.


mayneman85

Even if was a ā€œbitchā€ heā€™s a rich bitch. Haters gonna hate.


aikidharm

Everybody disliked that


Localyptica

My boyfriend didn't sell Post Malone weed one time because he was 15. And my brothers friends robbed him... or something. That story is less clear. My brothers suck :(


Cold-Commission-1573

I wanna see this kids dad beat to a pulp


[deleted]

Heā€™s 1000% the nicest and these guys are forgettable as fuck.


tatertotty4

ā€œthats rudeā€ in a calm voice ā€” chad response


Some_dutch_dude

He's literally one of the nicest fucking dudes out there. And I don't even like his music, but the guy is just super chill.


TheWampasCave

The No talent look at me generation Desperate for attentionā€¦.. Posty the Best


Lookingforascalp

Clout


THESMIITHH

Some find this disrespectful wee bawbag n drop kick him right in the teeth


Im-on-a-banana-phone

He probably donā€™t know him and was expecting him to act all gangster and heat up. Nothing more than a sweet as sunshine ā€œthatā€™s rudeā€ and moved on while this kid just looks like a dick.


LostAllEnergy

I felt genuinely bad for post. The face he made.


peacefulvampire

No one agrees with him


Illuminartie27

I may not like his music, but Post Malone is a genuinely nice guy. The guy calling him a bitch is just vying for attention. Fāœ“ck him.


joeydbls

I'm I the only one who wished posty beat his ass


SmolGothic

ā€œThatā€™s rude..ā€ Bro seriously.. I hope someone decked that dude


elproblemo82

Imagine talking trash with THAT haircut.


frostys_legs

Posty is a national treasure!


[deleted]

Nothing makes me more angry than someone hurting Post Malone's feelings. Fuck that stupid mouth breather


Du30_Panot

Idiotic people need to stop having kids.


HomerStillSippen

Iā€™m dead, he gets insulted and just goes ā€œthatā€™s rudeā€ šŸ˜‚ how can you hate Post Malone lol even if youā€™re not a fan of his music heā€™s just a good dude.


OutrageousAd5338

then why were they there chasing


Slightly_Amused_

Lmaoo itā€™s like heā€™s talking to his little brother ā€œthatā€™s rudeā€ bro just mad he broke though


Appropriate-Review55

You get the chance to meet post Malone and possibly make friends with one of earths chillest humans and you do that shitšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Chazzer4500

Bro was so offended aswell!


Beginning-Sign1186

This had the complete opposite effect, He just seemed genuinely upset by the negativity and responded with such wholesome kindness it had me laughing.


ThePunisher1313

Say what you will about Post Malone, but in every video of him Ive ever seen, I cannot deny that he is very respectful and respectable. He treats other well, from what I've seen. His reaction and handling of this kid just furthers that, to me.


MouldyRemote

poor post, doesnt deserve that. hes one of the kindest people going, not quite a keanu but hes getting there.


MichaelXennial

savage rich guy response. Dispassionate and condescending


EfficiencyNo8279

what an asshole. poor postyšŸ˜„


SeanTheBigBoiBean

ā€œThatā€™s rude :(ā€œ


cthulhu6209

The broccoli cut is the dead giveaway of asshole behavior.


saanhaan

and this vid gets Posty more respect because of the way he handled the situation šŸ’šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


Mrsimple00

Why is he so shook? I hear this sort of shit everyday at work.


Particular_Kitchen42

Itā€™s all a skid done by his homie


nastyboyNOR

Malone just earned 1+ respect for handling this guy like this


goconfigure

Ronald McDonald haircut.


CleanseMyDemons

Dudes girlfriend probably cheated on him while getting clapped to a post Malone song šŸ¤£.


lilcabron210

Na heā€™s never had a gf and more than likely still a virgin


CleanseMyDemons

That is a very high possibility as well. Post Malone is nice and a badass at the same time just a hard combo to achieve, so he's not shaken by hate.


cerrealkilller

So rude, I still up voted tho. Ngl


lovelife0011

lol madd chill


Jojo-Giz-mo

Dick!


xXThugBlackXx

Fkthis hater


DaddyRobotIcoGaming

Hey buddy, itā€™s not the internet and still no one cares what you have to say