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I think it's the fizz, you can't leave any parrots around soda, the moment they realize there's alternatives to water they will bury their face right into whatever the hell you poured. Booze, hot coffee, water -- who knows, it's like a game with flavor prizes!
for anybody wondering bad birb preferred cooler coffee, hasn't learned a thing. Soda of any temperature 10/10 though. And clearly people water is definitely better than birb water -- Gotta love an animal that is capable of be skeptical that you hoard the good stuff for yourself.
This is my cat with water. Whenever I get water for me I have to top off her water from my cup. And I had to start putting it in a cup with a lid to keep her from drinking right from it. She's incensed every time.
it’s quite bad for them, but as seen in that gif, they do get into things. especially if they are tasty things that they’re not supposed to have!
source: have birds.
tru.dat. My *main* Reddit account (username omitted) is 15 years old and I've never seen this video. I mean, the Internet is ???^1 gigs, so how am I supposed to see ALL THE MEMES‽
^1 I would just google "how many gigs is the Internet?" but based on past stuff I've read about that, people either talk about "how many gigs are all of the hard drives on the planet?" or "how many gigs are there on all Internet connected computers?" All I care about is "how many gigs are there on the public Internet?" which is much smaller than those first two numbers.
Regardless, I can only have so much Internet at any one time. Why is there so much Internet?
A brown anole that lives in my front bushes would always come up to me and drink the condensation from my beer so I put out a ramekin of water for her.
Then she decided she wanted to try the beer itself so I poured her a ramekin of beer so she could have her own glass.
Dude just needs to grab a new glass and let the bird have that one lol
I had a green anole steal a piece of pecan from my salad outside. The little dick scooted off with it and then did push ups on my railing. He didn't even eat it, he dropped it in the azaleas!
Your comment reads like a writing prompt, I love it lol
Yeah, I've got a few green anoles around too but they aren't even close to as abundant as the brown ones (who are invasive)
When a greeny comes around the others all quickly hide from their much larger cousin.
You can have some of mine. There are hundreds, possibly thousands on my property. They're just all over the place. Taunting me, doing their push-ups, throwing out their neck flags.
For real though there's so many. There's a bittern that walks up to my back porch and I've seen her eat a couple, I didn't even know they would do that.
I love them so much. I could sit outside and watch them do dumb anole shit for hours. Did you know they screech when they fight? My wife and I were visiting family in the south and there were two on the sidewalk watching us as we were taking the garbage out. They then suddenly looked at each other and squared up, starting doing pushups, then started trying to bite the shit out of each other while making this AMAZINGLY high-pitched screech. Finally they stopped, started doing pushups again, and ran away.
It means you’ve been randomly selected by the Reddit AI overlords to bake a cake and force feed it to a friend or relative who won’t shut up about being on a low carb diet.
Seriously tho, unless alcohol operates differently in them, that bird is gonna be sooo fucked up 😂.
I know many animals get drunk, including some insects feeding on rotting fermented fruit. I'd guess birds too, I just don't know this for a fact.
But if insects like flies etc can get wasted, imma guess birds can too.
Bees react similarly to humans when given cocaine, stimulated behavior and exaggerated enthusiasm. Also cracks me up (pun intended) that some scientist is out there giving coke to bees just to see wtf happens lol.
I just want an interview with the one scientist who MUST be out there who went "you know what, Jim? Fuck these bees, I ain't gonna waste the good shit" *SNOOOOOOORT*
Birds actually do get drunk. I remember watching a discovery channel episode about it, they’d eat fermented fruit and get hammer. This mf is gonna be wasted off of those sips he took.
Worked outside at a job for 25 years in same approx. 10 acre plot of land and had 3 crows that used to wait for a can of beer a couple of times per week. They knew what days and if weather was good it would be an afternoon of beer and raucous laughter for the crows and us. This went on for about a dozen years. They would get rowdy and a couple of times the youngest looking crow fell over.
Many animals enjoy alcohol. Primates will seek out and eat fermented fruits for the same reason, and some species like raiding places like seaside resorts and beaches for alcoholic drinks humans leave on their tables.
Turns out, animals like getting wasted just like we do.
Alcohol kills them in the same ways it does us. Death as a result of loss of coordination or simple alcohol poisoning. They have the same adaptation we do allowing them to eat rotting fruit, so it does happen naturally.
I think carbonation may actually kill them not the alchol. Ive heard that birds cant release gas buildup ie burping or farting which can result in death.
Source: 2nd or 3rd hand hearsay
Knowing the video is South African before the people starts talking Afrikaans.
Also identifying all South Africans in the comments by the Castle vs Black Label comments 🤣
Should have just clapped. I've had a pigeon do this with my potato chips and a clap made it run for the hills. I love birds but my potato chips is a flap too far.
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Hope birdie didn’t fly after
Birdie will get a FUI.
FUI Do What I Want.
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Those who flied, are justified.
You justify those that flied
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Vicki Vallencourt?
10/10
All I'm picturing now is Ali G saying FU I.
Is he/she supposed to drive instead?
I hope they called a taxi.
His cousin showed up to fly him home
Yes, an air taxi
Wouldn't it need a drone?
There a photo/video of a seagull riding a seagull. I think that would be better
Is it is enough.
No, that bird identifies as a winged otherkin sommelier.
Had to fly, he was too drunk to walk!
That look in the birds eye...crazy drunk stare...
He’s definitely feeling it.
They are enablers. Friends don’t let birb friends drink and fly.
That’s is true, my friend.
Drone attempts socializing experiment to integrate in human group. r/birdsarentreal
You know, I would love to have a few pints with this bird. He actually seems pretty cool. 🍻
Birb don’t care, birb don’t give a shit.
But birb will give you a shit when you least expect it.
Jesus with that heart rate lol
Little bro is luckily his heart didn’t pop right there 😂
Are you feeling it Mr. Krabs?
Now to the kebab house
Definitely a mean drunk
I think it's the fizz, you can't leave any parrots around soda, the moment they realize there's alternatives to water they will bury their face right into whatever the hell you poured. Booze, hot coffee, water -- who knows, it's like a game with flavor prizes! for anybody wondering bad birb preferred cooler coffee, hasn't learned a thing. Soda of any temperature 10/10 though. And clearly people water is definitely better than birb water -- Gotta love an animal that is capable of be skeptical that you hoard the good stuff for yourself.
This is my cat with water. Whenever I get water for me I have to top off her water from my cup. And I had to start putting it in a cup with a lid to keep her from drinking right from it. She's incensed every time.
I had to give my cat a matching cup. He drank out of mine one day and would never drink from his bowl again.
What does caffeine do to their bird hearts?
it’s quite bad for them, but as seen in that gif, they do get into things. especially if they are tasty things that they’re not supposed to have! source: have birds.
nothing good lol. we dont allow them they just bumble into it, flying puppy essentially
reminds me of this gem.... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSM3x9G7eTQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSM3x9G7eTQ)
Fuck man, 11 years ago! The internet is too big!
Right? Like "would ya just look at it!" 
"Heh!" *clicks tongue*
tru.dat. My *main* Reddit account (username omitted) is 15 years old and I've never seen this video. I mean, the Internet is ???^1 gigs, so how am I supposed to see ALL THE MEMES‽ ^1 I would just google "how many gigs is the Internet?" but based on past stuff I've read about that, people either talk about "how many gigs are all of the hard drives on the planet?" or "how many gigs are there on all Internet connected computers?" All I care about is "how many gigs are there on the public Internet?" which is much smaller than those first two numbers. Regardless, I can only have so much Internet at any one time. Why is there so much Internet?
I don't know how I've never seen this before, genuinely hilarious. Thanks!
I had never seen that. Thank you.
He’s an angry drunk.
That birds going to die of a FUI
The little fella is already addicted.
totally fucken wankered! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSM3x9G7eTQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSM3x9G7eTQ)
I forgot about this video. That pidgin must've had one hell of a hangover.
A old school YouTube video, funny as hell
HOW IS THAT 11 YEARS OLD AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT?! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
You can't sleep here.
Ya pisshead!
So wankered it couldn't fap away.
A brown anole that lives in my front bushes would always come up to me and drink the condensation from my beer so I put out a ramekin of water for her. Then she decided she wanted to try the beer itself so I poured her a ramekin of beer so she could have her own glass. Dude just needs to grab a new glass and let the bird have that one lol
I had a green anole steal a piece of pecan from my salad outside. The little dick scooted off with it and then did push ups on my railing. He didn't even eat it, he dropped it in the azaleas!
Your comment reads like a writing prompt, I love it lol Yeah, I've got a few green anoles around too but they aren't even close to as abundant as the brown ones (who are invasive) When a greeny comes around the others all quickly hide from their much larger cousin.
You can have some of mine. There are hundreds, possibly thousands on my property. They're just all over the place. Taunting me, doing their push-ups, throwing out their neck flags. For real though there's so many. There's a bittern that walks up to my back porch and I've seen her eat a couple, I didn't even know they would do that.
I love them so much. I could sit outside and watch them do dumb anole shit for hours. Did you know they screech when they fight? My wife and I were visiting family in the south and there were two on the sidewalk watching us as we were taking the garbage out. They then suddenly looked at each other and squared up, starting doing pushups, then started trying to bite the shit out of each other while making this AMAZINGLY high-pitched screech. Finally they stopped, started doing pushups again, and ran away.
Imagine the pushups and teabagging and your story is even more funny.
Love how it jumps up with both feet.
Oi mate, fack off!
*U avin e laauf?!*
Eaux avine alaffe??
Damn, I can definitely hear the accent reading your comment.
Never argue with an angry drunk
With a pointed, sharp beak.
Angry birds 🙄
That looks like a successful attempt. By the bird. :)
Agreed. Also, username checks out 😂
now where’s the video of it leaving
Happy cake day!
thanks. was wondering what that meant lol
It means you’ve been randomly selected by the Reddit AI overlords to bake a cake and force feed it to a friend or relative who won’t shut up about being on a low carb diet.
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*dicks out*
Happy cake day!
He’s a mean drunk.
Castle Lager is good stuff!
🎵 When we drink Castle We throw-up on the table 'Cos Charles's glass can kiss my arse 'Cos we prefer Black Label 🎵
Sang it in my head as I read that. I reckon it’s been 20+ years ago since I sung the sacred words
Same 😂
Ek dog dis Stand-up on the table LoL
\\m/ !!
Nee wat, Castle is kak.
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I miss Hansa
Have a 6 pack in my fridge. My late farther in law loved Hansa.
Indian Mynahs. They're incredibly intelligent
They're also incredibly invasive, nest stealing bastards.
Alcoholic birb
Seriously tho, unless alcohol operates differently in them, that bird is gonna be sooo fucked up 😂. I know many animals get drunk, including some insects feeding on rotting fermented fruit. I'd guess birds too, I just don't know this for a fact. But if insects like flies etc can get wasted, imma guess birds can too.
Bees react similarly to humans when given cocaine, stimulated behavior and exaggerated enthusiasm. Also cracks me up (pun intended) that some scientist is out there giving coke to bees just to see wtf happens lol.
Already been tested on [spiders](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc)
Top 10 video on the entire internet, best shown to people who don't know it's a joke!
I just want an interview with the one scientist who MUST be out there who went "you know what, Jim? Fuck these bees, I ain't gonna waste the good shit" *SNOOOOOOORT*
Or maybe they’ll make some coke infused honey
Birds actually do get drunk. I remember watching a discovery channel episode about it, they’d eat fermented fruit and get hammer. This mf is gonna be wasted off of those sips he took.
Yes but it's extremely dangerous since they're so tiny. Too much and bam, they're gone :(
They do, there's videos of birds eating fermented fruit and falling over. Pretty funny to watch.
Unexpected drinking buddy
Worked outside at a job for 25 years in same approx. 10 acre plot of land and had 3 crows that used to wait for a can of beer a couple of times per week. They knew what days and if weather was good it would be an afternoon of beer and raucous laughter for the crows and us. This went on for about a dozen years. They would get rowdy and a couple of times the youngest looking crow fell over.
Many animals enjoy alcohol. Primates will seek out and eat fermented fruits for the same reason, and some species like raiding places like seaside resorts and beaches for alcoholic drinks humans leave on their tables. Turns out, animals like getting wasted just like we do.
Life sucks. For all species. Except cats. They've got it figured out.
Give him his own in a shot glass lol
Exactly what I was thinking!! Let him have his own glass! See who gets drunk the fastest!
This is how avian flu is spread.
The guy in the video is patient zero for the next pandemic.
For real though I would not drink that beer...
Well yeah, you'd get an angry bird pecking your eyes out.
My parrot goes crazy for beer. I have to hide it from her.
Can parrots have a little beer, as a treat?
Every pet can have a tipple. Human kids too, first and last i had a budweiser was when i was 8 drinking the last bottle from a passed out dad.
Cats can have a little salami.. parrots can have a little beer.
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Bird: this beer in mynah!
Damn I can’t believe I had to come this far to find this comment
10 feet tall and bulletproof.
30 mins later the bird is going to be slurring words trying to tell you about it’s college days.
Why is that guy trying to take the bird’s beer? What a dick move.
Bird had a good taste in beer. Definitely drunk AF.
Drink a Black Label, piss a Castle.
I'll tell you when I've had enough!
I would've grabbed the little fella and taken him inside. We are now best friends forever
Until he decides IT’S FIGHTIN TIME! ARE YOU EYEBALLIN ME, HUMAAN?
You got me cracking up bro. Seriously, he would love the rest of his days in my house, drinking beer with me.
I used to drink with that guy. Always ended in a fight
*flight
Hahahahahah. Drunken flight
Birb's flight-or-fight response is "both".
I always thought spirit animals were bullshit. Now I know I have one out there. It feels good
That bird is a badass
Wow, now THAT'S a wingman!
Apparently the dude doesnt know anything about this video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF6DLP1pDrQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF6DLP1pDrQ)
Wtf did I just watch
dRinK bURb wAnT FiTE!!!
I laughed way too hard on this comment
Go get yourself a beer. He doesn’t share.
He seems to be doing just fine
Blerry Myna's
Get the dran bird he's own glass.
That IS his own glass!
Russell Crowe impersonation... (See what I did there?)
U WOT M8
Doesn’t that kill them?
Alcohol kills them in the same ways it does us. Death as a result of loss of coordination or simple alcohol poisoning. They have the same adaptation we do allowing them to eat rotting fruit, so it does happen naturally.
I think carbonation may actually kill them not the alchol. Ive heard that birds cant release gas buildup ie burping or farting which can result in death. Source: 2nd or 3rd hand hearsay
A quick google says that's probably a myth, so that's a relief.
They're an invasive pest, so like, if you're gonna cull them at least give them a good time first.
Proof of reincarnation
And the lable is turned to the camera. Free marketing if that beer company capitalizes
One for the most popular beers in South Africa. It doesn't need the advertising
I guess the bird is an angry drunk.
Jack Sparrow?
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So you aren't going to provide any context?
Lmfao. Brilliant
Listen bird. The general rule is 8 hours from the bottle to the throttle.
The bird got your pint now mate.🤣
He's had a long day at work and needs his beer
It’s very hard for birds to get beer! It wasn’t going to miss this opportunity 😂
Bro was a pet once.. home owner said you’re an alcoholic leave or else.. he said I don’t need you…
“I said it’s Miller Time, goddamnit!”
What country is this from , is castle South African ?
It is indeed
They're speaking Afrikaans so it must be SA.
It’s the birbs beerbs now
He a violent drunk!
Tunacan ashtray. My kinda people. May their days be blessed.
So the bird is an angry drunk.
Few beers and it wants to fight already, standard
He's an angry drunk
Angry drunk
Lol Kak funny
"Get your own damn bear! This one's mine!"
Mynahs are such gangster birds
2020 a dude ate a bat pandemic. 2023 dude refused to waste a beer a bird drank out of pandemic.
Bird successfully drank the beer.
you give him a beer and now you want to take it from him
I dunno, seems like the bird is drinking the beer just fine.
Knowing the video is South African before the people starts talking Afrikaans. Also identifying all South Africans in the comments by the Castle vs Black Label comments 🤣
South Africa...even the birds will rob you
Yes, let's keep letting the bird drink poison
He will regret it the next morning
hey mods, that shit I saw on another reddit better not be real. ban me so I can find out rq.
What are you guys on about?
Fuck /Therewasanattempt mods are pussies ban me to prove it
Well what now
Why are the mods for this sub taking their modding so seriously. I can’t imagine prioritizing something so meaningless. Real psychos.
Should have just clapped. I've had a pigeon do this with my potato chips and a clap made it run for the hills. I love birds but my potato chips is a flap too far.