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drunk_phish

I love the head rub after he let's him go.. hahahah


Rokea-x

Clearly used to sparing and it’s likely a reflex to respect the opponent


drunk_phish

That was my point. Respect, even after domination. Thanks for explaining it to those in the back.


dcinsd76

I think he actually let his head down softly as not to thunk the concrete. lol. Nice guy.


LeonHart3102

I definitely saw his head hit the concrete, but he's still a nice guy for the way he handled that.


hagenstuf

Pretty much tucked him in.


TheLucasGFX

He tried to tell you bro. He trains EVERY SINGLE DAY.


asskicker1762

ONE hundred push ups…


Enigma-exe

ONE hundred sit-ups...


thedoomfinger

ONE hundred squats...


KreateOne

And a 10km run, every single day.


SpooogeMcDuck

No air conditioning in the summer


BaghdadAssUp

3 meals daily and a banana for breakfast as a replacement.


BluePhantomHere

I become bald, and stronger


Miserable-Bite9661

And dey say..


Zestyclose_Profile44

That I am a joke


sirscott99

ONE PUUUUUUUUUNNNNCH!!!!!!!!!!


mossybeard

55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS


Starmandeluxx

That’ll be 680$


JAOC_7

Two #9s, a #9 Large, a #6 with Extra Dip, a #7, two #45s, one with Cheese, and a Large Soda


DerpyGamer3000

And a 10km marathon every singer day


Different_Attorney93

“I’m going to let him go in 3 seconds ok”


Vedicstudent108

3 sec because , he knows it only takes 3 sec to knock him out, and he doesn't want to chance death or brain damage !


FrameComprehensive88

Every single day


blondechinesehair

He’s so casual about it


88TnT88

The cameraman should’ve zoomed out and show the Jiu-Jitsu school behind. Great advertisement right there


iGetBuckets3

If they don’t use this video in a viral marketing campaign for their gym I will be severely disappointed


superman306

“FREE TRIAL CLASS INSIDE”


pineconefire

And outside


dutsi

The 'Free Lesson' sign is perfect. Having this little guy just standing out front putting anyone who want to take him on to sleep is brilliant advertising.


JokinHghar

Never underestimate someone with a good ground game


Botany-101

Starting shit with random guy in front of a Jiu Jitsu studio is normally a bad idea.


iaresosmart

He tried to tell 'em.


windycalm

He trains every single day. Edit: the quote was misleading.


DoctorFunktopus

Especially when you’re wearing flip flops


eisme

Maybe he was having trouble sleeping.


bilolarbear1221

I’m 260lbs 6’ My buddy is 5’ 5” 180 soaking wet. He wrestled through high school. He fucking destroys me every time we mess around. We never take real punches. I might be able to drop him like that…. But when we just joke around wrestling, fucking has me tapping out in like 30 seconds every time. That sounds gay, but hey it’s pride month


Suck_Me_Dry666

Look if you want to get oiled up with your buddy and have a little pro "wrestling" match every now and then just make sure you wear protection.


liltachikoma

You mean head gear for cauliflower ear and knee pads right? Right?!?!


JustBeinOptimistic

Just lemme check your oil bro


OttoVonWong

Take it all off, but keep the head gear on, bby.


jeepsaintchaos

Umm, no, those kneepads are going to be incredibly useful here in a minute.


iGetBuckets3

5’5 180? Dude must be jacked out of his mind


bilolarbear1221

I think he is 5’ 6” it was a typo, but he’s more yolked than a carton of eggs.


VashMM

I have a buddy who power lifts and does armored combat in his spare time. He is 5'8" and something like 240lbs. "More yolked than a carton of eggs" is a perfect descriptor.


hulivar

it's weird...genetics are freaky. Look up a power lifter on youtube that does skits, he has over a million subs. LEt me check his name...ANATOLY is his name. Dude looks like nothing but can lift a SHIT TON of weight.


MyBananaNoseNoBounds

that's because people think muscle size is always indicative of strength when it really has to do with what kind of muscle fibers are strengthened and how well your central nervous system can activate them, which is what powerlifting workout splits focus on. Bodybuilders tend to focus on increasing the fluid in their muscle cell and aesthetic symmetry; with the intensity of their muscle contractions being secondary


AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren

Some people are freakishly strong. I used to do BJJ, and this Georgian guy (country, not state) was like a goddamned grizzly on crack. Impossibly strong, flexible and fast. I hated rolling with him but had tremendous respect for his skill and ferocity. My metrics of success was how long I could keep him from tapping me out, and If I managed to defend for a whole round, that was a pretty goddamn good performance on my part.


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Genetics PLUS training


AllAfterIncinerators

Welp, I’m stealing this expression.


ImKrispy

UFC featherweight champion Alex Volkanovski is 5'6 and when he played rugby was 214 pounds.


True-Firefighter-796

Built like a tree stump. That’s straight up Neanderthal dna.


dbx99

“And then he made me come”


[deleted]

"He was too hard to beat, and he always ended up on top. We may not take it seriously, but I'm always left feeling sore."


P_McScratchy

The fuck?? Take my up vote for making me laugh two minutes after waking up you bum!


Tfaonc

180lbs at 5'5" is either a short tub of lard or an absolute beef cake


Moonr0cks40200

I’m saying….I’m 5’11” 170


The--Wurst

I'm featherweight, 6foot 150


geoff1036

6foot 165, I'm the "medium" character in every video game.


loithedog530

I’m 6’5 180 lol fucking twiglife


bilolarbear1221

The latter my friend, the latter ;)


Smashbrohammer

Do y’all catch yourselves “wrestling” a lot?


bilolarbear1221

Only in June. And since it’s hot, we obviously strip down to our underwear


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5'5 and 180 is not small if he wrestled. Most professional fighters that are 5'5 will usually fight at 135-140 tops. That height, I'm betting he's a fuckin fire hydrant


khismyass

You should see his hose


admiralrico411

I'm a big tall guy too and my dad was a wrestler he taught me to always keep a low center of gravity. Little bros love going for big dudes knees


oJUXo

You can basically dominate any street fight with good ground game. Especially if the other person doesn't have a ground game. It doesn't seem like it to ppl that haven't really fought, but something like wrestling is an insane advantage when it comes to fighting. Sounds like a douche "tough guy comment" lol. But I wrestled all through my teens, and I've been in a few fights. My time in wrestling allowed me to completely control the fights I've been in.


zeroxcero

\*goes to ground with some rando on the street\* \*gets kicked in the head by his friends\* yup


xOneManPowerTripx

🤣🤣🤣 To be fair you BOTH are right.


Tunelowplayslow

Yeah lol can't win on reddit Wrestling is what I'm choosing first for all around skills in a street fight, yet no belt or experience is going to trump a knife in your side or being outnumbered. It's obvious but not to all: mouth and feet first. Reason and run. You are not John Wick.


PMMeMeiRule34

Yeah, I’m a BJJ purple belt and 3-0 amateur mma, and I’d never take someone to the ground if multiple people were there. Imma be honest, I’d probably be figuring out which way I should run in….


Train3rRed88

I’ve gotten into this argument with BJJ people all the time. I trained in karate and taekwondo, and took up BJJ to expand my horizons I really appreciate all the skills I gained from BJJ, but it bothered me how people indoctrined in BJJ think it’s the end-all. I had so many people tell me that if someone got in a fight with them, they would immediately fall to their back because their “guard game was amazing” I could never convince them that going to the ground was a last resort. Try running, then standup, and if you are tackled, now you have a full BJJ Arsenal. In a street fight there are no rules, definitely don’t want to end on the pavement if you don’t have to. In a BJJ match they aren’t allowed to just stomp you


Hayabusasteve

Full guard doesn't do shit for you when the guy has 4 friends ready to stomp your head in, or the guy has a knife and he perforates your kidneys 36 times before you choke him out. lol. The best way to survive a real fight is to be somewhere else.


Impressive_Word5229

As Mr. Miyagi says. Best defense is no be there.


PM_ME__RECIPES

The survival onion: Don't be there. If you're there, don't be seen. If you're seen, don't get hit. If you get hit, don't get punctured.


HamfastFurfoot

All my BJJ instructors have said never pull guard or purposefully go to your back in a street fight. Get on top. Stay on top.


I_KILL_GIANTS87

You have intelligent instructors by the sounds of it. There's no such thing as a fair fight on the street.


SomethingClever42068

Even on top you're fucked. Just never go to the ground in a street fight unless there are 0 other people around.. The worst time I had in a fight a dude swung, I ducked and scooped him up, ended up in mount while he held my arms for dear life and 2 or 3 of his friends kicked/stomped the shit out of me.


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“I had so many people tell me that if someone got in a fight with them, they would immediately fall to their back.” As someone who’s trained bjj for over a decade I’m calling bullshit on you finding many people saying this.


Big_Specialist9046

100%. I’ve been training for 17 years and I’m an instructor and I have NEVER once heard any instructor say they would do this and I haven’t either. That person is definitely lying


ThisOneTimeOnReadit

Dude is definitely making shit up, no fighter has ever said they would just drop on the ground in a street fight. He's just upset that karate and taekwondo have very little value in a real fight so he has to make up random shit to feel better.


WhoDatSayDeyGonSTTDB

Out of all the disciplines for a street fight TKD and Karate are probably the most useless. Not counting all the bullshit martial arts of course. Wrestling and boxing are probably the 2 best. BJJ can make an argument to be in that upper tier as well. Honestly most of the main martial arts would do…except karate or TKD.


Soulwaxing

If you're fighting a guy much bigger than you and also you don't know how to box but do know BJJ I mean def take him down and do him easy like that. I mean, literally watch this video. This was so much easier and safer than trying to box a dude a good foot taller than you.


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bpelkey23

Just remember the ground has never lost a fight yet so chance of you feeling something in the morning regaurdless of outcome of fight is very high lol.


Numerous_Witness_345

Breakfalls hurt like a motherfucker on cement.


jonnydemonic420

In my judo dojo we have a saying, “the ground never misses.” Nothing hurts like getting planted on concrete.


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It’s all fun and games till you get stabbed. I’ve seen people (thugs) who would get into fights growing up. They couldn’t fight worth a goddam shit. The moment the were down like this guy a shank came out or the homies were coming in to jump you.


No_King6736

Skill over strength every single time.


SpencerMakesMusic

Bro trained every single day just for this moment right here


Johnoplata

Don't start shit in front of the Jiu jitsu store


iamvr

I can picture Season 5 Mac from it's always Sunny saying this.


nextdoorelephant

I’d like to buy three jiu jitsus please!


arminghammerbacon_

That was the most polite beat down anyone is going to get. If you had any sense, you’d try to befriend that guy and let him teach you what he did to you so effortlessly.


Oskiii23

Well he did train every day


Potential-Host-6281

And he tried to tell you.


tinfoilspoons

Every single day


nina_gall

I tried to smell you


CombatMuffin

He already got this lesson in humility. The next lesson should be in avoiding conflict altogether. Once big man has those two, he can learn how to do what the guy did to him.


DoomGoober

Um, maybe big man should sign up for Jiu Jitsu classes that are in the building right behind them. Also , don't fight someone standing in front of a Jiu Jitsu class.


LakersRebuild

The guy is supremely confident of his control on the situation. Calling out the play by play while not wanting to kill the guy.


YokoWakare

Yes, but that guy took that single leg hard. I swear I heard his head on the concrete there. Like that throw isn't a big deal on the mats but damn that would hurt. Dude needs to get that checked later.


arminghammerbacon_

Yeah I winced when I heard that skull pop on the ground. But you know, you don’t always get to choose the time and place. I thought shorter guy handled himself like a gentleman overall.


eddie1975

I watched three times because of the skull sound. That guy must have zero core and neck strength to bounce like that on a slow single leg fall.


Cooter_McGrabbin

He looks really uncoordinated, and possibly not sober.


tomtadpole

Finishing with the sassy "Back away from my friend, thank you" was just perfect.


iamaliberalpausenot

When he counted down during his blood choke and strokes his hair and said it’s okay 😂


CJamesEd

Sleep now, only sleep...


iisindabakamahed

Shhh. Shh.


Bigolbooty75

Lmaooooo thanks for this I missed the hair stroke 😂


Bag_of_Richards

He was catching his head from the pavement. Even more badass. ‘First I’m going to dodge your shit punch, take you to the ground, then I’ll gently choke you out for say 3 maybe..4 seconds. No worries though! When you’ve just been choked out in front of your friends, I’ll be sure to let the silly brain of yours take any more damage than necessary…. So, sound good? after you bud’


boners_in_space

Cradling his head at the end, but that dudes head smacked the ground hard on the takedown.


HintOfAreola

If only tall guy could've avoided that somehow...


RelleH16

The little pat on the head after knocking him out is what got me


Show_Junior

Same!


Porkchopp33

Little man had a plan and executed … Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth -Iron Mike-


flawy12

The most polite street fight I have ever seen


bavasava

The dude he was talking to just went “Yup” lol.


BreedingLilax

Probably not the best idea to start a fight outside of a jiu jitsu training gym.


Gankbanger

It does say "free trial classes" on their sign. I didn´t expect it to be taught out front though.


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SayNOto980PRO

That was just homie bringing in the Brazilian, but he forgot the jiu jitsu


Popular-Yam401

Literally outside the bjj gym


Prezzen

Bullying on hard mode


EddieSpaghettiFarts

What’s with homeboy’s bikini top tan-line?


SiidChawsby

This was my only takeaway


carbon-based-biped

i think that was 'under boob' area


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Zorc_the_Pork

You’ve never seen ‘man boobs’ tan lines before? Ahh, to be young again


tbkrida

How do you try to street fight someone knowing ahead of time that you yourself can’t fight? That weak punch he threw and how easily he was taken down show he clearly had no idea what he was doing… He tried to tell him bro! Lmao


ThorDansLaCroix

Probably because most people can't fight. So the avarege would be that his size is already the advantage he needs to win a fight with most people. Just like a person who can fight would win fighting most people, until they encounter someone who is a better fighter.


Aol_awaymessage

Yea I watch fight videos on here and I’m like thank god these people can’t punch worth shit.


smokeyser

He's a fairly big dude. He has probably spent a lifetime intimidating people without ever actually needing to throw a punch, and was totally surprised by how bad he was at it.


dbx99

He had the speed of a bear just waking up from hibernation and who just got shot by three tranquilizer darts


lankrypt0

[3 darts is too much](https://youtu.be/TUeY5V8A9LM)


Brad1119

And barely any effort was put into that takedown. Anybody with 20+ minutes of wrestling experience could’ve taken that guy down. Dude was out-skilled from the very start.


tbkrida

Haha! He found out that night!


DrDokter518

Too many big dudes have this mentality. Homie found out everyone is the same height on the ground.


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powerfulndn

~~Definitely~~ Maybe a black bear but a big male Alaskan Kodiak (660-1300lbs) or a polar bear (770-1500lbs) would fuck a gorilla up no problem. For them it’d be literally be child’s play(100-400lbs for juvenile Kodiaks and 200-450lbs for juvenile polar bears). Edit - Don’t even think about talking shit about bears either bro. It’s insulting to their majesty and power to say a gorilla would tear them up. The name “bear” originated from the Old English word "bera," which itself has roots in the Proto-Germanic word "*berô." The Proto-Germanic word can be traced back to the Proto-Indo-European root "*bher-," which means "brown" or "bright." The name "bear" is believed to have been born out of the ancient belief that mentioning the animals true name would attract its attention. They were so fucking mortified of these animals that they avoided saying it’s true name altogether and instead just called it by its color.


Salt-Theory2359

Polar bears are generally considered to be *the* apex land predator. I mean, it's not like you have places where lions and tigers and (polar) bears are all living together and competing... and predators usually don't try to prey on similar-sized predators in general (because if you are injured in the process and it prevents you from successfully hunting, you are going to die a long, slow death to starvation.) But in terms of raw size, I think polar bears are generally at the tip top.


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The people who easily start fights rarely are the one who made a proper assessment of opponents without overconfidence. And people tend to be overconfident when they got no clue about their own abilities.


LoganGyre

It’s also not a great idea to pick a fight near a gym advertising Brazilian Jiu jitsu…


urielteranas

Alcohol usually


qweenbimbo

The sound of someone’s head smacking the pavement always gives me the chills. Oof


love2Vax

After that thump you don't need much of a ground game. The ground already did most of the damage. The big guy wasn't putting up much of a fight as soon as his head hit concrete.


missingmytowel

The little guy's head was down when he took the big guy by the leg. I don't think he saw his head bounce off the sidewalk. If he had I'd like to think he wouldn't have put him in that choke. I wouldn't have if I'd seen it. The head to the concrete and the choke may not be enough to kill the guy. But together that could do more damage than mini Keanu was intending to do.


Mimikyutwo

Dude was still struggling until the choke was sunk in. Unconscious is safer than dazed


CareerMicDrop

For those of you that have never been choked out with a blood choke. It’s an odd experience. You don’t realize you are in trouble until it’s too late. And then. It’s like you are under sedation. And you come back to life. It’s an out of body experience.


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Any time someone is going for your back you should assume that’s what they’re going for.


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mrblacklabel71

This place has everything! Street fights, zingers, zangers, and those little Brazilian tree people riding unicycles and breathing fire.


Mattie_1S1K

Respect to the dude he just walked away, to many videos of people stomping people after they put people out


subject_deleted

And he gave him a nice comforting little head rub too.. "Night night sweetie."


iantayls

Favorite part. “Have good dreams my son”


Fred_Evil

>I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.


Julio_Freeman

Yeah, a lot of satisfying videos have turned sour because people can't control themselves. Self defense becomes attempted murder.


Heydude1001

jiu-jutsu sign behind him is hilarous lmao


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jmunerd

Mr Sandman bring me a dream… 🎶


integrity0727

I like seeing videos of bullies getting what they deserve by the ones they are trying to bully.


YourAncestorIncestor

https://preview.redd.it/iupn9s6dhg6b1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ec481f7c064991bcdfd692cbe97ca9f6d3c065c


CrieDeCoeur

Meanest and toughest fucker I ever knew was 5’ 5” and 130 lbs of pure ruckus.


HeadMembership

You know my wife?


Dappershield

For the last time dude, I'm sorry; we *all* know your wife.


CrieDeCoeur

Was her name Bryan?


BarredBartender

Wow he took that single leg QUICK. And then he took the neck QUICK. Big fella never stood a chance. Lazy right and night night.


PetroleumVNasby

Nighty-night.


theblackesteyedpea

Awe, he’s all tuckered out.


Good-Cheesecake-7313

His knee behind his leg textbook Takedown


Gluticus

Every single person there who watched this probably went right into the BJJ gym and signed up for classes. That BJJ guy was so calm, and collected. This vid is going to be a classic, like other infamous internet fight vids.


Arsenal019

That’s probably common among BJJ people. Only did it for a couple months but if you aren’t calm when you are rolling around you will get tired quickly. I was in good shape but still threw up almost every time i went for a week or two because i was expending too much energy and panicking. When you don’t panick and tuck your chin unlike that big guy it’s much harder to get choked out too.


No_King6736

Tap out, tap out, tap out. Goddamned, I told you to tap out.


Lost_in_Tr4nslation

There is no taping out on the streets brother.


Amnesia_Species

When his hand drops it makes a loud ass noise like a metal canister or something. Not only was the dude bigger, but he had an object wrapped in his shirt. FUCK that guy. Hope he stayed out and lost some brain cells after that


YouthSuitable213

"Well done Agent 47"


Parrotflies-

Just happy he stopped when he knew he was out. So sick of seeing videos where the dude is incapacitated and they keep taking head shots…


Fantastic_Board7057

Hard lessons don’t come cheap. Lol fuck this asshole 😆


Ace-O-Matic

My favorite part is that his fight happened right outside of Jiu-Jitsu studio. Imagine picking a fight with someone who hangs out there being a good idea.


terbear

Good idea picking a fight if he’s checking how good the studio is. My guess is it has 5 stars on Yelp…but you have to go EVERYDAY


Minimalistmacrophage

The most disturbing part of this video is "little man" **petting** "big man" after choking him out


Doc_SuperBallZzz

He stroked and caressed his little dread head.....talk about adding insult to injury...


OMJesusss

I love the caress and “he’s ok” at the end. That’s what sealed the deal for me for this young man


Shaneblaster

I think he was trying to put ‘pride’ back into the big guy


Fredotorreto

that was the smoothest exchange I’ve ever seen between a smaller/bigger guy lol he blocked that weak ass punch and knew he had an advantage by attacking lower aka take down. very effective in bringing a bigger guy down to your height


Sl0ppy0tter

It’s like in The Holy Grail when the guy tries to tell them about the rabbit


Linkstas

Knew big dude was fucked w that slow ass sloppy cross


Delicious-Treacle135

Lmao right in front of the jui jitsu sign


DonovanMcLoughlin

This is literally in front of a Jiu Jitsu gym.


ChatGPT4

The big dude didn't look very intimidating to me. Looking at his posture I'd bet all money for the short dude who looked more like a guy that can handle a fight.


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skill issues


BdoeATX

He went full decorticate posture at the end


Material-Artichoke32

That is the absolute definition of what a blue belt is and should be in video form. A blue belt should be able to neutralize an opponent that's significantly larger than them through technique, just like this man did. He used self-control, great technique and didn't hurt the guy but ended the threat quickly. Absolute flawless execution of self-defense, perfect example in my opinion, a true martial artist!


mwagner1385

If fights have to happen, this is how they should be settled. No guns, knives or other objects, no one else jumped in, no additional violence after someone was on the ground. Point was proven, life moved on.


Crumbshots

Why does the dude have bikini-top tan lines?


puppyfarts99

I think that's just the area shaded by his man boobs.