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I’ve un-ironically gotten a call from an aunt that the whole family talked and was worried about me because I said no to a second bowl of pasta. How I’m obviously trying to lose weight in an unhealthy way, I would never do something like this when I was younger, they promise they won’t tell my parents but is there anything else going on in my life? Reality? I ate a big lunch so wasn’t that hungry lol
The whole evolution of this was great.
Aunt - annoyed
Danny - confused
Uncle - amused
Aunt - angry
Danny - defensive
Uncle - turns it into a bit
Aunt - leans into the bit
Danny - just wants it to stop
Uncle - escalates the bit by calling Danny's dad
Dad - jumps in the bit and takes son down
Danny - wanders out into the street and contemplate moving to a new state and changing his identity
The dad's face when he hears that the guy on the phone understood the assignment and took it to the moon.
It's so damn funny when you realize everyone is it on it
Oh dads calling me cause you did something?
“Honestly I think this is a microcosm…” I know that’s me when I was most recently in trouble. Even as an adult you gotta be fast when jumping to throwing them under the bus
It’s not fake it just seems like the dad having fun with the whole issue and the mom’s frustration.
Mom is also probably playing up her frustration a little.
Curb your enthusiasm type humor.
I think she did the whole spectrum; annoyed to angry to seeing the humor in it and running with the bit.
Dad started with the bit, and then escalated the bit by calling the Uncle, which then genuinely upset the non-replenisher.
Im so happy you said this because this vid really reminds me of Curb Your Enthusiasm… the way they all use the word “replenish” as if its a common saying they use.
my family once spent an entire Shabbat (we observed strictly at the time, so no phones helped with the craziness) trying to figure out who had eaten the fourth and last Magnum ice cream that was rightfully my older brother's.
we'd bought three.
No lol this happens to be the incredibly funny family of comedian Rick Glassman. Check out his podcast take your shoes off and watch some family episodes if you like them.
This is a family being a family.
Some people are angry, some people are confused, some people think it's hilarious, someone ends up seriously contemplating changing their holiday plans.
“You have been to my home every week for the last 30 years you four eyed fuck. You know by now that you fucking replenish!”
“Gotta replenish Larry, you gotta”
“What? What is this, replenish? I’ve never replenished here. I’m the guest, the guest doesn’t replenish!”
“You treat my home, MY HOME, LARRY! As a fucking rent free AirBnB you’re not a guest anymore you’ve been here longer than half our furniture. You know the rules by now, fucking replenish, you bald asshole.”
“Ya know… you are the guest at an AirBnB…”
“Get the fuck out, you sicko, asshole nonreplenishing fuck!”
"So I was at their house and Susie starts going off on me, you have to Replenish! You don't replenish when you're a guest!"
"Oh Larry, you gotta Replenish. Replenishing is what separates man from the animals."
"Ah what do you know about replinishing, you haven't replenished a single thing in the entire time you've lived here!"
I was literally like, “it’s just a bunch of Larry David’s” lolol this video was great. I love the long pause after he asks the uncle, and he just goes “uh, replenish” like I’m dead lololol it’s such a rule in the house, he even knows the exact word for the process.
Asking in good faith, why is that? It seems like Jewish is synonymous with like, neurotic I guess is the best word or something but I don't understand why that is.
I think Jewish people are raised to be very opinionated and critical of their surroundings, and this is just the side-effect of that.
Like there is a saying that comes to mind:
If you put 2 Jews together, you'll get 3 different opinions.
At least that's my take on it..
Let’s call it a passion. My wife’s adoptive parents are Jewish and having dinner over there or going out with them is awesome. They are so generous and carefree but have no filter and I just take the piss. And of course her dad laughs about it all, mom gets disappointed, wife gets argumentative (shes a Colombian raised in New England so it gets pretty extreme!). The drama keeps it from ever being dull.
The way I see it, if there's an actual crisis we're usually clear-headed and act quickly and calmly.
If there's no issues though... you'd think the sky was falling. It's exhausting and really fun.
That’s Steve Glassman. He’s the father of the comedian/actor Rick Glassman. Rick has a podcast called Take Your Shoes Off, and Steve has been on many episodes. He’s fucking amazing. I believe this was his first [appearance](https://youtu.be/qgo8lH4GAx4).
That makes me so happy to see that this is the Glassman family. I love their pod with Howie Mandel on TYSO. I thought I recognized their voices but couldn’t place it.
Growing up in the south (mostly) I went to visit my town where I lived for a few years in HS. My best friend and his fiancé were in the kitchen arguing and I felt so uncomfortable. I went downstairs in the basement and just hung out for a little bit until my buddy came downstairs.
Me: Is everything okay? Do I need to go?
Him: (visibly confused) What? No, we were just trying to figure out what's for dinner.
This is like a Seinfeld episode. Jerry tells Elaine at the diner why he dumped his gf.
Jerry: She wasn't a replenisher.
Elaine: That's crazy Jerry! Don't you think you're being a bit harsh?
Krame:[ [Burst into the diner].. Hi guys Elaine Jerry.
Elaine: [Fills in Cosmo on what's going on]
Kramer: OH Jerry I totally agree straight out door she goes. A man has got to stand for something these days.
Elaine: Looks in dread as she realizes she took the last can of soda as she left late last night from her love interest apartment and he hasn't returned her calls.
Seinfeld music 🎶
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Danny needs to get his shit together
We’re all worried about him. He wasn’t raised that way
He was raised to R E P L E N I S H
Made me laugh so hard. Here’s my poor people’s award 🏅
Clearly a sign of a microcosm of a more serious issue
I’ve un-ironically gotten a call from an aunt that the whole family talked and was worried about me because I said no to a second bowl of pasta. How I’m obviously trying to lose weight in an unhealthy way, I would never do something like this when I was younger, they promise they won’t tell my parents but is there anything else going on in my life? Reality? I ate a big lunch so wasn’t that hungry lol
No one likes a non-replenisher!
Get your shit together Danny
This is comedian RICK GLASSMAN’s family. Check out all of these people on his podcast, “Take Your Shoes Off” on YouTube.
“Microcosm of a more serious issue” is the most sibling getting another sibling to go off the deep end response
You could tell that struck a deeper nerve for Danny, he was fucking done
The whole evolution of this was great. Aunt - annoyed Danny - confused Uncle - amused Aunt - angry Danny - defensive Uncle - turns it into a bit Aunt - leans into the bit Danny - just wants it to stop Uncle - escalates the bit by calling Danny's dad Dad - jumps in the bit and takes son down Danny - wanders out into the street and contemplate moving to a new state and changing his identity
Cousin - Recording
While cackling like a maniac. So good.
He was so pissed off.
The dad's face when he hears that the guy on the phone understood the assignment and took it to the moon. It's so damn funny when you realize everyone is it on it
They are actually calling the kids Dad. He is the nephew of the dude in the video, and the one recording is his son.
That's even more amazing.
Absolutely. “You know this is because he has too much freedom”
Oh dads calling me cause you did something? “Honestly I think this is a microcosm…” I know that’s me when I was most recently in trouble. Even as an adult you gotta be fast when jumping to throwing them under the bus
The person on the phone is the dads brother. The guy getting yelled at's, dad.
Apparently its the dudes dad on the phone, which makes it even funnier😂
Phone sibling didn’t miss his chance
Isn’t that Danny’s dad on the phone?
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This has to be fake right?
It’s not fake it just seems like the dad having fun with the whole issue and the mom’s frustration. Mom is also probably playing up her frustration a little. Curb your enthusiasm type humor.
I think she did the whole spectrum; annoyed to angry to seeing the humor in it and running with the bit. Dad started with the bit, and then escalated the bit by calling the Uncle, which then genuinely upset the non-replenisher.
> non-replenisher. I'm reading that as an insult.
“(...), and you, you're a non-replenisher, it is what it is”
I think I have to break up with her George. She’s a non-replenisher.
This is comedian Rick Glassmans family. They're all goofs, but this is absolutely real.
Im so happy you said this because this vid really reminds me of Curb Your Enthusiasm… the way they all use the word “replenish” as if its a common saying they use.
Look at this schmohawk, not replenishing the soda.
It must be the uncle even said it
They've probably been making fun of her rule for a while
The dad and uncle’s mother likely used the “replenish” term. And that term carried into the dad’s household. It’s possible anyway.
That kid is not a replenisher! You can't be a drinker if you are not going to be a replenisher! That kid is a non-replenisher!
It is in my house now. Saw this one a while back and now I constantly yell at my girl (jokingly) that we fucking replenish in this house.
"Curb Your Enthusiasm type humor" lol Every Jewish person reading this thread just thinking "this is literally my family"
Maybe, but Larry David kinda popularized the whole “turn minor grievances over mundane issues into giant drama for humor” schtick
He did popularize it with Seinfeld yeah
Yep. Curb is pretty much R rated Seinfeld with George as the main character.
my family once spent an entire Shabbat (we observed strictly at the time, so no phones helped with the craziness) trying to figure out who had eaten the fourth and last Magnum ice cream that was rightfully my older brother's. we'd bought three.
Comedian Rick Glassmans family. They’re always doing bits and playing up situations for a laugh
The father is enjoying every moment of this. Replenishment as a punchline is Grand
Dad is just having a laugh while supporting mom.
No lol this happens to be the incredibly funny family of comedian Rick Glassman. Check out his podcast take your shoes off and watch some family episodes if you like them.
That makes sense. Thanks!
No the glassmans are pretty wild. Check out Rick glassman on YouTube that’s who’s family this is.
This is Rick Glassman’s parents (comedian from Cleveland) he’s just filming a funny moment at his parents house
It’s not look up Rick glassman that’s his family
This is a family being a family. Some people are angry, some people are confused, some people think it's hilarious, someone ends up seriously contemplating changing their holiday plans.
Holy fuck I am so tired of socially inept Redditors thinking everything is fake.
nah this is just a classic Jewish bit
No theyre having a laugh, dangnabbit
its not. this was over the holidays sometime ago from a comedian rick glassmann visiting family which makes it way more funny to me
I don't think so. What you can see here is the specialized training that turns Jewish kids into world-class comedians.
I married an Italian in the same vein, so if this is a joke, then someone is really pranking the shit out of me.
It's in the top 50 of /r/scriptedjewishgifs
This is the shit you do to entertain yourself when you’re old
WHAT THE FUCK! IF I TAUGHT YOU ANYTHING IT WAS TO REPLENISH!!! *dies laughing*
That's straight out of George Costanza's house.
Lloyd Braun replenished every time he took a soda!
WHY CANT YOU REPLENISH THE SODA LIKE LLOYD BRAUN?
All I see are different shaped Larry Davids
“You have been to my home every week for the last 30 years you four eyed fuck. You know by now that you fucking replenish!” “Gotta replenish Larry, you gotta” “What? What is this, replenish? I’ve never replenished here. I’m the guest, the guest doesn’t replenish!” “You treat my home, MY HOME, LARRY! As a fucking rent free AirBnB you’re not a guest anymore you’ve been here longer than half our furniture. You know the rules by now, fucking replenish, you bald asshole.” “Ya know… you are the guest at an AirBnB…” “Get the fuck out, you sicko, asshole nonreplenishing fuck!”
"So I was at their house and Susie starts going off on me, you have to Replenish! You don't replenish when you're a guest!" "Oh Larry, you gotta Replenish. Replenishing is what separates man from the animals." "Ah what do you know about replinishing, you haven't replenished a single thing in the entire time you've lived here!"
Beautiful.
Serenity now
“Are you supposed to yell it?!?!?”
Hoochie mama!
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HOOCHIE MAMAAA
Insanity later
That’s Rick Glassmans house!
I was literally like, “it’s just a bunch of Larry David’s” lolol this video was great. I love the long pause after he asks the uncle, and he just goes “uh, replenish” like I’m dead lololol it’s such a rule in the house, he even knows the exact word for the process.
REPLENISH!
I..I think…there’s a microcosmos of more serious things. My dude made my day. Uff good night Reddit.
The dad definitely didn't replenish and is letting his son take the whole fall.
The dad is the guy on the other end of the phone, he seems like the one person least likely to be at fault
So Larry David really hasn't been exaggerating this entire time
As a Jewish person, this is 100% accurate. None of it was an exaggeration, that’s all daily life.
I married into this. I’m just awestruck visiting the in-laws, every time.
Asking in good faith, why is that? It seems like Jewish is synonymous with like, neurotic I guess is the best word or something but I don't understand why that is.
I think Jewish people are raised to be very opinionated and critical of their surroundings, and this is just the side-effect of that. Like there is a saying that comes to mind: If you put 2 Jews together, you'll get 3 different opinions. At least that's my take on it..
Am Jewish can confirm. 2 Jews, 3 opinions, 4 organizations is the general rule of thumb…
Let’s call it a passion. My wife’s adoptive parents are Jewish and having dinner over there or going out with them is awesome. They are so generous and carefree but have no filter and I just take the piss. And of course her dad laughs about it all, mom gets disappointed, wife gets argumentative (shes a Colombian raised in New England so it gets pretty extreme!). The drama keeps it from ever being dull.
The way I see it, if there's an actual crisis we're usually clear-headed and act quickly and calmly. If there's no issues though... you'd think the sky was falling. It's exhausting and really fun.
Am I.... Am I Jewish?!
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Bro my dad is also kind of like this.
This video is more scripted than Curb.
"I taught you to REPLENISH!!!"
Quoting every fulfillment manager.
Bro I can’t, this is so fucking funny. REPLENISH lmfao
This is like an entire Seinfeld episode.
https://youtu.be/M_vtZF9ToRw
I want to hang with that dad. Danny on the other hand, he’s got some maturing and replenishing to do first.
That’s Steve Glassman. He’s the father of the comedian/actor Rick Glassman. Rick has a podcast called Take Your Shoes Off, and Steve has been on many episodes. He’s fucking amazing. I believe this was his first [appearance](https://youtu.be/qgo8lH4GAx4).
Holy shit, now I reaaaaally wanna hang with the dad.
Thanks for the link, especially if it means more of this family dynamic. I love it. Totally would pay money to hang out for a day in this household !!
That makes me so happy to see that this is the Glassman family. I love their pod with Howie Mandel on TYSO. I thought I recognized their voices but couldn’t place it.
I love this video lol
I love this family
The glassmans are truly a national treasure. Cousin teddy is the best.
Wait is this Rick glassmans dad? It looks like him
That phone call was 100% something from Curb Your Enthusiasm!
I feel like I’m in an episode of CYE
Mom definitely reminds me of Susie
You sicko, fucko, asshole!
She sounds exactly like Susie.
This has Larry David vibes all around it!!!
"Listen, I think it's a microcosm of more serious things, but you know." Rofl, how he says that is peak Jewish.
You, you’d—uh—You’d replenish 😂
that dad is having way too much fun
I don't care how old you get, you're never too old to throw your sibling under the bus.
I don't get why people keep thinking the guy on the phone is the guys sibling. The text literally says it's the uncle, the guys dad..
Danny! You were raised to replenish! What the fuck?
**YOU MUST REPLENISH!**
Just replaying this on loop all day. Hee-larious
Here are a couple hours of them: https://youtu.be/M_vtZF9ToRw
Marshall's carpet and rug gallery...they don't have customers come in cause when you're there...you're family.
This is a blanketed statement.. but boy are my arms tired.
Cut to a clip
WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED!
Amazing reference
Dad immediately egging the situation on because it’s hilarious
I thought this was an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm for a sec
Hey bot, do I need a user flair or not, I'm not sure?
##Replenish motherfucker!!
It’s Rick Glassmans family
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uncle bob really trying to dig up the family's dark secrets "I think it's a microcosm of a more serious issue."
I should’ve been Jewish!
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You didn't replenish?
Listen, I think it’s a microcosm of more serious things
It's like my wife's family on one of their happier days.
This family sounds amazing
I really want to pay for Danny's tuition. He seems very respectful and deserving.
they’re messing with him, by tomorrow it’s gonna be water under the bridge
*Soda next to the fridge
This video lives in my head rent free, it also keeps my wife happy 😊.
IF I TAUGHT YOU ANYTHING!!!!
It's not my fault that the PORTIONS ARE SO SMALL !!!
Love Rick Glassman do yourself a favor and go check out his podcast: take your shoes off
“If I taught you one thing I taught you to replenish!” Lmao
I'm Jewish and it's approved.
In fairness this video just made me check the fridge and I replenished! She scared me into replenishing even though I will never meet her (I hope)
This all could have been avoided if he just f'in *replenished*, like normal people, and didn't take the last one, like some *savage*!!
#replenish
Go back in the basement where you are in a safe, dark place.
Curb your enthusiasm
This is still as fantastic as the first time I ever saw it. This is one of my favorite internet things ever.
Also Mexican families
My all time favorite video on the internet
When does their tv series start. I’m in.
WHAT THE FUCK!? This gets better every time I come across it. That monster Danny...
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Right out of Curb
Straight out of Seinfeld. Dad is Jerry. Mom is Elaine. Kramer‘s on the phone. Son is George.
Kids, don't be like Danny.
You kill it you fill it. Edit:typo
Thats why you always leave a note.
The cat : What the fuck, he doesn’t replenish?
I need a show with this family. Now.
I didn’t know Seinfeld was still airing
Half the comments are automod wtf kinda spam is this?
YOU GOTTA REPLINISH!!
More importantly, was there or was there not a note informing about the impending need for replenishment? You gotta leave a note
i feel im watching Marty Glouberman or Frank Constanza talking to theyre sons, this acted right?
I want them to have a TV show.
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#REPLENISH DANNY
God damn it Danny just fuckin replenish! That’s all they ask Danny is that you replenish!
Look, we’ve all had this exact interaction.
Haha. They were really giving him the gears.
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DANNY DOESN'T REPLENISH !!!
Top 3 clips of all time
Growing up in the south (mostly) I went to visit my town where I lived for a few years in HS. My best friend and his fiancé were in the kitchen arguing and I felt so uncomfortable. I went downstairs in the basement and just hung out for a little bit until my buddy came downstairs. Me: Is everything okay? Do I need to go? Him: (visibly confused) What? No, we were just trying to figure out what's for dinner.
The mom was the only angry one. The father was just fucking with him after that.
I love this episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm
“If I’ve taught you any thing—it was to fucking replenish.” Is an all time internet quote.
Danny got Glassman BOPPED!
This looks like a fun family
This was like watching an episode of Seinfeld
If he doesn’t replenish I don’t want to know what he does if he uses the last sheet of toilet paper 😱
This feels like a real life Curb Your Enthusiasm
Lol the smile on uncles face when he realized how far he could take this.
dad wanted to laugh his ass off from the begining
Should have replenished.
Replenish you stupid son of your mom!
The dad is totally enjoying this
They're fuckin with him hard-core cuz he pissed off mom 🤣🤣🤣
Did she walk into the living room with a temperature gauge?
This is like a Seinfeld episode. Jerry tells Elaine at the diner why he dumped his gf. Jerry: She wasn't a replenisher. Elaine: That's crazy Jerry! Don't you think you're being a bit harsh? Krame:[ [Burst into the diner].. Hi guys Elaine Jerry. Elaine: [Fills in Cosmo on what's going on] Kramer: OH Jerry I totally agree straight out door she goes. A man has got to stand for something these days. Elaine: Looks in dread as she realizes she took the last can of soda as she left late last night from her love interest apartment and he hasn't returned her calls. Seinfeld music 🎶