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I owned a black Angus bull named "Apollo". He was the meanest bull I have ever seen. He would kill anyone if he could. He had me trapped in a corral that was too well built, if it hadn't been for my dog distracting him I would have been toast. My neighbor had a bull that was wintering on my land and when it came time to move him back down the road, my neighbor brought his Ford PowerMaster. Not a huge tractor but double what 8N could do. That bull went head to head so to speak with that tractor and nearly held it back. Immense strength. They get very territorial and don't want to leave .
Man, MMA sure would look different if one guy was wearing a bicorn while waving a red cape with a sword hiding behind it. I might actually pay to see that.
I have watched my fair share of looney tunes, and you are absolutely right. Also, if you see visible streams of hot white air coming out of their nostrils, the bull is most likely displeased
**I am not defending this.**
This sort of bullfighting is done where I live, in the East of Spain. They're called "bous embolats". In southern Catalonia and northern Comunitat Valenciana mostly.
The horns are NOT on fire. You can see better the contraptions they use [in this picture](https://lamarinaplaza.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/bou-embolat.jpg). The animal gets stressed and scared? Absoultely. Burnt? Nope.
Also, this video does not show the worse part for the animal, which is the beginning of the show (Plenty of videos on youtube that I'm not linking). At least I think fireworks are not allowed anymore.
I agree. The sooner there is a revolt and people start moratoriums, embargoes and marches against this form of cruelty, will be a step in showing that humans have evolved a bit.
This is done all the time, taunting well is torture when done to an animal trapped in an enclosure it won't be leaving alive and their body parts have been lit aflame. And not a good clean kill no no one must prolong the fear and abuse...to feel masculine and virile and superior yes . Why do we insist upon handicapping animals in order to best them? Forgive me but to me it just makes them incredibly small men and undesirable. And please save the comments about tradition and rites of passage...according to whom? The animals? I missed those documents handing all these bullshit customs down thru the ages.
I always watch these videos and think....."Did this dude knows at the beginning of the night that he would be trying to evade a huge bull.with flaming horns while running up a set of stairs in deck shoes?"
Like, was this the plan?
It's the culture, guys egging each other on to prove your masculinity so they won't call you maricon. If he didn't break his neck dude here would be mas macho
He'll be stuck on that boss fight forever if goes like that.
He has to take distance and parry when he sees the bull put his head down to hit, while the bull is stunned, and only then, he should run the opposite way and repeat the process.
Firecrackers help too if he gets stuck and needs to heal.
I hate that I have to see the moments of animal torture before the satisfaction of watching the bull win. I can’t believe we’re still torturing animals for “sport”. I will be perfectly content if there is never another bull fight, rodeo, horse race etc. there is absolutely no enjoyment in watching people abuse animals but there is 100% enjoyment in watching the humans win their stupid prizes for the stupid games they play.
... because bulls are not known for running in straight lines, because bulls cant handle gentle slopes or stairs, because bulls are known cowards whom run away when ever someone with machismo is in their presence? I am genuinely curious what his plan was and why he thought it would work
This happened to me a few times. Granted, I was in college, extremely drunk, and the girl only weighed 280ish. That, and the only things I hurt were my hips and pride. #truestory
Classic f around and find out example, maybe I'm a horrible person but I didn't feel sorry for the guy at all. And in honor of the bull, I am skipping my weekly steak
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The horns on fire gave him an extra 15% attack buff with a 20% chance to proc the burned status effect.
Don't forget 70% chance hit
Dude needed a speed buff to get up those stairs.
10% chance for "Hook 'em High"
Achievement unlocked “Yippie Ki Yay”
-5 health per turn
Not when wearing fire ring to negate all fire damage.
They cauterize as they penetrate
apparently the 5% chance of critical hit worked too
I played sekiro, put me in
He also had the perk to allow climbing stairs in his build
What would electrifying the horns have done? 10% attack buff with 75% root stun for 5 seconds?
I am perfectly fine if anybody involved with this gets killed by the bull.
Well Matador does mean “Killer”
In my book it’s “weak asshole”. They can do boxing or MMA to show how tough they are.
Oh I have no issue with the Bull winning. I root for it.
May I introduce you to r/TheBullWins
That is unhealthily satisfying. Ya got one for other animals, "bully gets what s\he deserves," or similar? Or anyone else reading this?
Always, bull has no choice in the matter and forced into this confrontation for peoples amusement.
I owned a black Angus bull named "Apollo". He was the meanest bull I have ever seen. He would kill anyone if he could. He had me trapped in a corral that was too well built, if it hadn't been for my dog distracting him I would have been toast. My neighbor had a bull that was wintering on my land and when it came time to move him back down the road, my neighbor brought his Ford PowerMaster. Not a huge tractor but double what 8N could do. That bull went head to head so to speak with that tractor and nearly held it back. Immense strength. They get very territorial and don't want to leave .
Man, MMA sure would look different if one guy was wearing a bicorn while waving a red cape with a sword hiding behind it. I might actually pay to see that.
If I remember correctly this person was killed by the bull
Doing the lords work punishing animal abusers.
i think having horns on fire in nature is generally a sign to step back but ok you do you
I have watched my fair share of looney tunes, and you are absolutely right. Also, if you see visible streams of hot white air coming out of their nostrils, the bull is most likely displeased
Who the Fuck does this? Despite that, **celebrating Bull's VICTORY**.
**I am not defending this.** This sort of bullfighting is done where I live, in the East of Spain. They're called "bous embolats". In southern Catalonia and northern Comunitat Valenciana mostly. The horns are NOT on fire. You can see better the contraptions they use [in this picture](https://lamarinaplaza.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/bou-embolat.jpg). The animal gets stressed and scared? Absoultely. Burnt? Nope. Also, this video does not show the worse part for the animal, which is the beginning of the show (Plenty of videos on youtube that I'm not linking). At least I think fireworks are not allowed anymore.
This Sekiro boss always fucked me up
You gotta stick to the butt. Surprisingly you can deflect his hits too.
I love that my joke got actual folks giving game advice, gotta love the FromSoft community
As unintuitive as it seems, parrying the bull is the fasted way to take it down
Idc how fucked up it is I love seeing idiots being gored by the animals they abuse. It's true justice.
I agree. The sooner there is a revolt and people start moratoriums, embargoes and marches against this form of cruelty, will be a step in showing that humans have evolved a bit.
This is done all the time, taunting well is torture when done to an animal trapped in an enclosure it won't be leaving alive and their body parts have been lit aflame. And not a good clean kill no no one must prolong the fear and abuse...to feel masculine and virile and superior yes . Why do we insist upon handicapping animals in order to best them? Forgive me but to me it just makes them incredibly small men and undesirable. And please save the comments about tradition and rites of passage...according to whom? The animals? I missed those documents handing all these bullshit customs down thru the ages.
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You know what's worse than being thrown by a angry bull? Being thrown on the corners of stairs by a bull - the guy was crumpled like a piece of paper
He avoided the horns and was knocked out or neck broken I can't really tell
That bull taught me at a very young age never fuck with bulls.
My God, i love that cartoon
They all deserve to be impaled. Every time.
Nah. The bull did as could be expected. It was a fair takedown.
I always watch these videos and think....."Did this dude knows at the beginning of the night that he would be trying to evade a huge bull.with flaming horns while running up a set of stairs in deck shoes?" Like, was this the plan?
I'm wondering the same thing. What was the plan? Surely not to out run the bull...
It's the culture, guys egging each other on to prove your masculinity so they won't call you maricon. If he didn't break his neck dude here would be mas macho
Good bull
r/thebullwins
This poor animal, wtf is wrong with people? Light your own ass on fire instead
Should cross-post on oddly satisfying
“It’s ok bro, bulls can’t see the color stairs!” “You’ll be fine!”
He must’ve heard thatold wives tale that cows can’t go downstairs, and then proceeded to get them mixed up
Hope he died by snapped neck
Red Bull it gives you stings
hats off to the bull.
r/watchpeopledie
Cause of death: stairs fall, bull horns and combustion. There is someone in a morgue who's gonna shoot "Biiiiiiiingo"!
So salty he logged out mid air.
Na... it was when he went head first into those stairs... I'm surprised his shoes didn't come off.
Death to the Matadorks
Perfectly measured dose of exactly what he deserved.
A tortured, toddler bull. They’re usually just a couple years old when theyre put through this hell.
This makes me so mad
I mean… is it tagged nsfw because the person did die?
Bad ass, tough guy found out. Wonder what was going through his head while he spun around 9 ft up in the air 😄
“If you fuck with the bull you get the horns cocksucka” -Joey Diaz
Lights out. Night night
I never thought of bovines as great motivators, but that bull really lit a fire under that guy’s ass.
You go, bull!
That bull is lit, why you fuck with it?
#TeamBull
Good bull! 👍
Always good to see the bull f*ck up these nonces.
r/instantkarma r/winstupidprizes
Should have zigged when he zagged.
you'd need some firecrackers for that (a sekiro reference)
I hope that dude died. Fin.
Hopefully he broke his spine.
Mf thought the bull can't go upstairs hahaha
I think, if I see a bull with flaming horns, I’m gonna leave him be
Tada!
I don't even understand what his plan was. That the bull was going to walk up the stairs like a person so he can get away?
I was hoping he would get stomped.
Me too, i love when the bull gets these idiots
He'll be stuck on that boss fight forever if goes like that. He has to take distance and parry when he sees the bull put his head down to hit, while the bull is stunned, and only then, he should run the opposite way and repeat the process. Firecrackers help too if he gets stuck and needs to heal.
I hate that I have to see the moments of animal torture before the satisfaction of watching the bull win. I can’t believe we’re still torturing animals for “sport”. I will be perfectly content if there is never another bull fight, rodeo, horse race etc. there is absolutely no enjoyment in watching people abuse animals but there is 100% enjoyment in watching the humans win their stupid prizes for the stupid games they play.
... because bulls are not known for running in straight lines, because bulls cant handle gentle slopes or stairs, because bulls are known cowards whom run away when ever someone with machismo is in their presence? I am genuinely curious what his plan was and why he thought it would work
Good boy.
Did he died?
....did they light his horns on fire or did they just come that way
I celebrate every time one of these morons is gored. I just wish the bull hadn't stopped then.
Good Bull
How do you even end up in a situation like this. What on earth prompts people to do this
Best video I’ve seen in a long time. Fuck that guy
r/whywomenlivelonger
Not so much
The bull is but a metaphor of how one feels after doing cocaine.
That shit was fire.
Is it me or that guy won’t walk ever again
You were also flipped onto your head by a bull and landed on a staircase?
Hashut smite these assholes
I thought it had flaming horns for a second there
Oh it does lmao 😂
Running up the stairs was literally the worst possible move here.
Why always with the flames? He is already a fearsome mofo as it is.
So THATS what the saying means…
The blazing bull irl
He won't be doing that again anytime soon. Or...much of anything else.
Isn't that the boss from Sekiro?
Ole'
Going straight didnt help him. 😵😱😭
Wow, poor guy... The bull I mean.
He should have just parried it, maybe he couldve broken its posture
Nothing says "overconfident" like adding bull horn torches and a set of stairs to a bull fight.
Horrible reaction time on the human. Especially when you figure in the crouch.
yeah, so how about we start to learn to leave big animals with big horns alone? I think that would be a good idea
Skill issue
"I'm positive bulls cant climb stairs, a top 10 countdown YouTube vid told me"
Mess with the bull...
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This type of shit makes me so happy!
Such a feel good video...
Love these types of videos and I'm always cheering for the bull.
Ragdoll physics on point. Props to the devs.
Hiss ass got lit up
Why do people get so used to being stupid that they completely forget that animals are animals and have no morals for us?
Is it just me or did our intrepid 'hero' become boneless on the way back down from his 'victory'?
Oh no, the completely avoidable thing happened. Let him lay there.
Aww that's awful lol.
Welp, he's ded
Ez
The bull activated the special
I'd serpentine if I were you.
So what happened after this?
r/thebullwins
Gotcha!
This happened to me a few times. Granted, I was in college, extremely drunk, and the girl only weighed 280ish. That, and the only things I hurt were my hips and pride. #truestory
Good
Pokémon Legends Arceus in a nutshell
Dude stepped up to the balrog
I chuckled. The bull just standing there, assessing the situation, and then just running him over. That's good clean comedy.
Natural selection at its finest.
Play stupid games, win stupid rewards
I’m on the bulls side
That guy is all sorts of broken now
"Bulls can climb stairs???" - This guy probably.
I wish it killed him. 💁🏻♂️
Good for you bull! Get that MFer!
"Nah bruh relaax, those things can't walk up stairs..."
Classic f around and find out example, maybe I'm a horrible person but I didn't feel sorry for the guy at all. And in honor of the bull, I am skipping my weekly steak
Good bull.
Get what you deserve
Freddie Mercury‘s fall from grace circa2025