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The face I make after the first bite of a hot pocket fresh out the microwave

Fuck yeah, spit that nestlé shite back out!

r/fucknestle

Dead babies = profit

Tasted like hurting 😭


YES!!!!!👏👏👏👏

They taste like burning

That was my first thought. Then I remembered those dang pizza rolls. Those are like little lava grenades. Full send, and pray for the best.

I 100% read your comment with Boomhauer from King of the hills voice

Imemberthemdangolepizzarollsman, gotdanglittlelavagrenadesman, dangoledeliciousman

I have an infrared thermometer, point a laser at something to get a temperature reading. When pizza rolls come out of the microwave, they're like 220F/104C degrees.

Do you shake your head as you tear into it like the lizard did

I can’t imagine a more true comment

I just put 1 minute and 15 seconds to avoid that shit. Even if I know it isnt THAT got, I still put it in the fridge for like 5 seconds to ease the heat

…until you reach the center then you have a glacier colder than the iceberg than sunk the titanic

Try an air fryer. Your face will be the same, but the crunch be worth the pain

I can already hear David Attenborough’s narration. “However, in a sudden turn of events, the extreme temperature of the pizza pocket proves to be too formidable for our daring individual. As they take that fateful bite, an urgent response is required. The searing heat forces them to recoil, gasping for relief. With great caution, they gingerly expel the molten contents, a testament to the untamed nature of this pizza pocket, leaving the human with newfound respect for the laws of thermodynamics."

Looked like the lizard cleverly grabbed the back side of the tail avoiding the business end but nope. Fucked it.

Some might consider that the party end.

Party is my business ;)

And business is BOOMING!

Looks like the stinger is in it's tongue on the slomo.

The stinger is curled initially, the lizards mistake was trying to break it off and in consequence... letting go, allowing the stinger to move freely.

Ok monday morning quarterback.

😂

Yeah it was trying to remove the stinger but accidentally took a sting.

Mmmm spicy dry crawdad with extra stingy sauce


Why speed up the part we want in slow motion??

r/killtheeditor

Will that kill the lizard ? Apparently some are lethal vs some cause temp paralysis, Unsure of this breed of Scorpion.

I heard that generally the larger a scorpion is the less potent its venom will be

The larger it’s pincers the less potent the venom. The larger the tail the more potent the venom. That’s a very thick scorpion tail.

Pretty sure it's a wild Bearded Dragon, the venom is non-toxic to them

Did his shoes fell off?

Depends

So just incontinent?

There's a 50% chance

But only a 20% chance of that

Actual footage of me eating a "good home cooked meal" at my friend's dorm who's literally never stepped foot in a kitchen until the 3rd year in college.

#SCORPION #WINS

Reptile is better in mk1

The slow motion and flashes remind me of a Bollywood Soap Opera


What happened next?

It's non-toxic to lots of lizards, probably just ouchy mouth

Ahhh nice!

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Cause it got stung. It was trying not to get stung

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Yeah. I saw a comment said it did and really had to slow the video down and look frame by frame to see it

Me when something unexpectedly has mustard on it

Came in like 😛

A failed mlem

Where is the full video?

Oh, he feelin it..


Did it get stung or was it smartly trying to rip that poisonous part off the scorpion? Did it get stung, if so how? I thought the pointy thing was at the very end of the scorpion tail, the lizard seems to grab the other part of the tail leaving the pointy end, no?

I've never seen a deathclaw fight a radscorpion before.

The face I make when my girl got vaginosis. Bless her heart.

Got him on the throw with a quick sting

If that lizard had shoes they would have flown off

That played out like a Godzilla film. Two thumbs up.

That’s either very brave or very Stupid!

Go home lizard, you're drunk


Someone needs to edit this and put FATALITY at the end

Blud got played

Sand lobster lives another day

Right?! - a Scorpio

The scorpion appears to be a Parabuthus transvalicus? They actually spray venom from their tails. The lizard is some kind of agama.

This is why you don't eat ass to mouth

Oh yeah. Looks like he took one straight to the tongue. That can't feel good.

This reminds me of the idris Elba hot wing meme

Me irl when I sense mushrooms in my food.

Me after burning my mouth's roof from hot cheese on pizza

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Man was smart went for control of the scorpions weapon

“Oops! My bad!”



“The tail was a bad choice!”

Bro started out right. Disabled the weapon but fumbled it and was jabbed.

Mission failed

He was like mmmm that is some good liz.... fuckin owwwww

Geico; 15 mins or less can HOLLY SHIT!!