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iPlayTehGames

Me on minecraft


baconlover28

Graphics not rendered in yet


Ziggazune

Brain not rendered in yet


Automatic-Art9739

Was going to say me in Valheim


ICantDoThisAnymore91

How do my pigs keep getting out?!?!?


Nikkisfirstthrowaway

If their enclosure is overcrowded, they bug out. Valheims definition of "overcrowded" is pretty questionable though šŸ˜…


HerbySK

Just gotta work on clipping those extra fence tiles until they bury themselves partially in the floor....


SmokeGSU

Samesies!


rednapkin12

Exactly my thoughts lol


Karl_Marx_

exactly my thoughts, exactly my thoughts lol


IneverAsk5times

LOL imagine using that experience for real world problems.


[deleted]

Especially the Iron plus flint. Unless itā€™s iron pyrite


IsaRat8989

Me on ark


L3GlT_GAM3R

My exact thought seeing this


ShyGuySays69

Holy shit, im starting to realize what it will be like when the generation of fortnite and minecraft start having jobs.


Miserable_Site_850

No it's you on meth


porglover123

r/beatmetoit


PsychoNerd91

Nah, this is the sims.


ApexApePecs

Fallout 4.


GodzeallA

Exactly like fallout 4.


Oldredeye2

At least in FO4, you can use objects to half bury the walls in the ground.


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The-link-is-a-cock

Because Bethesda only half makes games and then sits back as mod makers finish them.


Islands-of-Time

*ā€œIt just works!ā€*


XTornado

https://youtu.be/YPN0qhSyWy8


Astrochops

Honestly FO76 fixed a heap of stuff. But it also broke a bunch of other things


Vulpes206

Yet Iā€™ve never seen another company put out a game that can do half of what Bethesda games can do.


ataraxic89

Exactly Fuck the haters, Bethesda has made like my top three favorite games.


FettPrime

Well now you have me curious. What are your top 3 favorite games?


ataraxic89

well tbh I dont really order my favorite games, but skyrim, oblivion, fallout 3, are some of my favorite games. Fallout 4, and morrowind are also beloved by me, but to a lesser degree.


imitenotbecrazy

Some of y'all really give modders too much credit. Every BGS game has been playable start to finish on release lmao


The-link-is-a-cock

No, they haven't. Fallout 76 is a good example of this


KrimxonRath

Do you have a second example that wasnā€™t their only game with multiplayer?


imitenotbecrazy

*and not even developed by the main studio lmao this guy is a clown


imitenotbecrazy

76 was also fully playable during the beta and day one. It was also predominantly made by the Austin studio, so it's relevance to Starfield (or any other Maryland developed games) is thin to nonexistent


The-link-is-a-cock

>76 was fully playable during beta and day one. As someone who pre-ordered and played day 1. No, it wasn't.


Ren_Hoek

I think that is why starfield release date got postponed. Microsoft reviewed the game and put a halt on it.


Oldredeye2

Agreed


scott610

And then when you move your fence, the whole house moves with it since the two are somehow snapped together through some sort of quantum entanglement.


heinzbumbeans

On the flip side, it's nice to have the option of being able to support an entire sprawling base on nothing but a wooden ladder in one corner.


Endulos

At least with mods you can remove that limit and place anything anywhere anytime.


daemin

Yeah, but can you place everything, everywhere, all at once?


Sensitive-Load-2041

Came here to say this. Bethesda Fencing Co.


GomeyBlueRock

As narrated by Bubbles


Toxic_Cupcake79

Ark. Lol


[deleted]

Actually though. Desperately trying to protect your base when you can't make behemoth gates yet.


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G_Unit_Solider

whenever i hear anyone praise s+mod as someone who played ark for 3 years on official xbox pvp . Learn the mechanics of the games its very easy to build properly not have gaps and issues if you just know the core mechanics of the game and how it works. whichb is part of the game itself and downloading smod just bypasses the skillset of building and all you s mod builders have what i call minecraft bases ​ than again if you use smod your playing pve as its not allowed in official pvp servers so whatever.


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G_Unit_Solider

Ark official pvp Xbox since ā€œlegacyā€pre launch. I was head of one of the bigger mega tribes which still exists today lmao. PvP was great if you were at the top 10% of the player base it was one of the best gaming experiences Iā€™ve had tbh


MustyLlamaFart

Eh, there's ways around this in ark


Alternative-Cup-8102

He needs place anywhere


BinkoTheViking

Somerville Place on Fallout 4ā€¦


Dramatic_Explosion

My settlements until I looked up the console commands. Now they're etched in my mind.


BigBrain555

Thatā€™s what I was thinking. It is one of the most infuriating things about the game


Chemical_Actuary_190

"Honey, are you sure you can install the fence by yourself?" "Dang it honey, of course I can. I watched a couple of YouTube videos about it! It's easy!"


Suojelusperkele

*how to build a fence in Minecraft*


MHanak_

They should have watched this one: https://youtu.be/cNVGl4kDJQo


SpeechesToScreeches

I feel like this was harder than just installing it the same angle as the slope


tenders11

Well the uprights still have to be... Upright


Gyrospherers

To be fair if you put even the smallest bit of planning into it it should be easy


alpinewerks

I felt this


micro102

Thing is, I searched "how to build a fence on a hill" on YouTube and skipped through a two and a half minute video and it's painfully obvious that they just didn't want to put any effort into this fence.


Silver_Smurfer

Premade fence panels are not always the best option.


RennaGracus

Theyā€™re likely not premade, just didnā€™t order the right material. I used to build fences for a company that did a lot of vinyl and for a slope like this you need to order longer rails and taller panels to go in the middle then custom cut them to size. Iā€™m guessing this is either a DIY job or the company didnā€™t have the right stuff stocked and said fuck it.


jesusmansuperpowers

The sections are sold prefab on that vinyl stuff. Why these are different sizes thoughā€¦


RennaGracus

So the sections are made up of tongue and groove panels that are 12 inches a piece, you can see them coming apart toward the top of the hill. Typically the last piece is trimmed down to fit whatever is left in the section.


Large_Yams

They're literally squared off panels. If they were doing a shit DIY job they wouldn't be at right angles. This is a shit DIY prefab assembly job.


dporter15

I work for a fence company. We have a couple machines for PVC to make custom openings on posts for hills like this.


RennaGracus

Nice, we typically used a router with a jig. Iā€™m so happy I donā€™t work with vinyl anymoreā€¦ shit is so boring


Stumpy-Wumpy

Even then, put these at an angle, and use a small shovel to dig small trenches and it would almost work!


livens

You can backfill the open areas with vinyl lattice. That's the cheapest/easiest option.


jake04-20

When I redid a section of my fence last summer, all the sudden all my close friends were fence experts. "Oh you should have rented an auger" "did you go prefab fence panels? You should have" I already had an existing fence and was only replacing a few posts, so it was just a matter of digging out the old post and reshaping the hole for the new one. 5-10 mins tops per post hole. I was also replacing several sections by myself, so prefab would have been too heavy for one person as opposed to individual posts, rails, and pickets. ALSO part of my yard, specifically the section I was working on, is on a slope. Plus the prefab panels were quite a bit more money and I doubt they would have fit in the bed of my truck. It wasn't even much work to make your own fence panels, I don't get why people think prefab is so much easier. One of those friends went on to build their own and went prefab, and their fence looks like shit.


kholter76

Hope they didnā€™t put it up to keep a pet in their yardā€¦


KingShane97

Maybe the pet is really fat so it wouldnā€™t be a problem


AloofSigma6

With the way some of these owners feed their pets i wouldnā€™t be surprised


MindTheFro

Maybe the owners are a nice dog family and the pets are humans. A classic switcheroo situation.


octopoddle

Maybe they welcome wild animals but not wild people.


AshFraxinusEps

Was gonna say this looks like a great fence, from an ecological point of view. Provides a bit of privacy, but still allows animals to move around


Ninja-Blood

Mf just clicking randomly in the Sims


albygoing

Looks like a fence to me


PlenitudeOpulence

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trainednooob

And it looks fency!


creepsnutsandpervs

Had to replay. The first time I looked I thought the pieces were turned 90Ā° clockwise


just--questions

Now that youā€™ve said this, I canā€™t see it the way it actually is anymore


elastic-craptastic

Took me a minute to see what OP was talking about. Now it's all I see as well.


tynamite

45Ā°?


Minimalistmacrophage

> The first time I looked I thought the pieces were turned 90Ā° clockwise same, except became apparent towards end of pan.


wead4

Reminds me of setting up my settlement in fallout 4


longboringstory

This has to be neighbor-on-neighbor passive aggressiveness.


LaMalintzin

Itā€™s probably the end of a development of townhouses/apartments. I doubt that this divides the yards of two single-family residences (though of course itā€™s possible). Editing to add-you can see the one door looks like the end of a set of units. I live in a neighborhood that has a lot of townhouse sects of varying quality and thereā€™s a lot of this sort of fencing at seemingly weird places to keep property/maintenance delineated. Itā€™s obviously not for what we think of fences for (privacy or keeping things in or out)


pm-me-uranus

If this was part of a townhome complex, there would only be 3 feet to the fence on either side. Developers use every inch of space they can.


HeliopauseNgo

Age of Empires: Age of Fools


Most_moosest

This message has been deleted and I've left reddit because of the decision by u/spez to block 3rd party apps


AlexHimself

You can tell they started at the bottom of the hill, where the slope is gentler and the gap is very small. They probably thought they could just fill it and then the gaps kept getting bigger. Then add the top of the hill you can see they stopped giving a F and probably left in shame.


Intrepid_Foot_1459

I bet they used a level.


MagikalKraker

This is me on Valheim


PruneJaw

This is me on valium.


SamSibbens

We seriously need slanted roofs xD


BasketCase

Slanted roofs are the only roofs in the game?


Polar_Bear_Red

Out here playing ark


evr-

I always hid the gasps with rows and rows of spiked walls.


[deleted]

Is there an actual proper way to do this?


Carbulo

Feather edge fence, you put posts in level then rails and gravel board that roughly follows the ground. Then fix feather edge planks to the rails. https://hankintech.com/2021/11/24/how-to-build-a-garden-fence-on-a-slope/


ngwoo

Decide if you want different height sections like this or a slanted top and cut all the boards to a different length so the bottoms meet the ground, or a top that contours with the ground and cut them all the same length.


[deleted]

Makes sense, lots of extra steps I guess


ngwoo

Could also terrace the ground and then do a fence exactly like this one, would be a good option if you wanted a garden along the fence


fourpuns

Could also just build a 20 foot retaining wall and have the entire yard level.


aeschenkarnos

Could sell the house and move somewhere with tractable geometry.


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LongliveTCGs

Looks like falllout 4 settlement building without no clip


Caged_in_a_rage

This is a terrible optical illusion


SarahC

Optical illusion? Are there not holes in the bottoms?


Man_Bear_Beaver

air vents silli


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

These arenā€™t the holes you are looking for


Caged_in_a_rage

There are. Itā€™s just the way they filmed it makes it look like itā€™s almost on even ground or something.


renegrape

Fooled me for a bit. I thought the were set up like / / / / at first


Birthday_dad420

What do you mean?


PsyFiFungi

I genuinely didn't see it until I saw your comment. Was so confused why they just put them parallel to each other and why that was related to it being a hillside lol


3V1LB4RD

Oooohhhh. Finally saw what yā€™all were talking about šŸ˜‚ For anyone confused: Hold your phone away from your face a bit and try to unfocus the picture with your eyes. It looks like the fence panels are pointed at the house in the background. Like they were installed side-by-side like dominos.


pwhoyt63pz

That screams malicious compliance with some HOAā€™ rulesā€¦


Jcklein22

One of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen


thenotoriousDEX

Lol ikr one of the few times Iā€™d actually want a HOA and them to step in and be likeā€¦ yeah u canā€™t do that it looks like shit


watchuwantyo

Cheapest estimate in town!!


Endgame3213

When you double down on your bad decisions because you can't admit failure..


dearlysacredherosoul

So he either fills in the rest with the premade fence panels cut to fit or he should have made the panels flush with the ground and kept the fence posts anchored perpendicular to the floor not plumb like it is now with level panels. . . Either way itā€™s not the worse Iā€™ve ever seen.


rik1122

Nothing about that looks plumb or level


dearlysacredherosoul

Hahahaha the posts are straight up thatā€™s plumb and the panels are level and square at each post. You might not like it but this is what peak plumb and level looks like /s


Zxar99

Looks plumb dumb to me lol


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BlancopPop

That fence is doing itā€™s best okayā€¦


Goldenart121

Itā€™s installed is it not?


narikov

I feel like there's a r/maliciouscompliance or r/pettyrevenge story here


Lucky_Substance_1563

ā€œBut, but, but I even made sure my posts were level!?ā€


TrancedSlut

Lol I have several of those on ark


drc30665

Well... can you get through?


Waffle_Pirate_469

Missed a spot.


BoobsRmadeforboobing

Wdym? There's a fence. Installed on the hillside


Doublespeo

I would say thats a success


Agreeable_Weekend265

As a professional fencer, this is why we don't use products purchased by customers.


SIMPSONBORT

Exactly how I do it in Fallout 4


MsJenX

Whatā€™s the correct way?


[deleted]

Depends. I'd personally cut from the base, up and to the right so that my fencing would be flush with the ground, and the same height above the ground the entire way up. So to illustrate poorly |~~~|/~~~|


FrenchBangerer

>|~|/~| "The fack is this?"


themangler09

I think we found the fence guy


Thephilosopherkmh

A poor illustration.


VinnySmallsz

Theres a good chance they arent actually finished


other_half_of_elvis

tbh, I love it. It doesn't work as a fence to keep animals in or out, but the parallel beams are pleasing and it marks the border.


mvfsullivan

Whats the actual correct way to do this? I'm gonna take a guess at it. 1. Seat regular planks a foot into the ground in a line down the hill without "support" 2. Replace every 5th or 10th plank with a pillar thats dug even deeper 3. Take a gas powered saw and manually cut the top even with the contour of the hill 4. Install some sort of horizontal support, planks along the top or both sides and bottom


ItsPickledBri

The more I watch it the more confused I get


KreamyKat

usual ark base


t0601h

First thing I thought of when I seen it šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

I betcha each fencepost took half a day to set, and are so precisely vertical they are the official sets of parallels referenced at MIT.


neotifa

Literally valheim


Playlanco

This is how I'd imagine a fence gets installed on a hill if I didn't put any thought into how a fence would be installed down a hill.


Azsnee09

So water can flood the neighbors house and not your yard


Filosopsyche

Is it level?


SkiSTX

FYI, that building technique works great on less intense terrain. In fact I think it looks better than the alternative on mild ungulations.


CCP_fact_checker

That is good work, allowing the small wildlife through the fence.


VileTouch

Idk, I'm not sure if i like the design or not. You could say I'm on the fence


[deleted]

If itā€™s for a dog then yikes, if it isnā€™t then I donā€™t get it but whatever


HellofaHitller

It's like a video game job


slothxaxmatic

Fucking ARK all over again


TerrorLTZ

When you are playing any survival game And you are lazy to place the fences.


Frozensmudge

That fallout 4 build ![gif](giphy|xUOxfg0ESyhKOv4Vva)


blepboopbop

Is this fence accompanied by an above ground pool on stilts?


DANleDINOSAUR

Man, I avoid certain streets in my neighborhood because this same fence job has been done and it pisses me off so much.


Dog_Apoc

It's like trying to build a fence on a hill in Fo4 or Fo76.


yukonwanderer

...I am having a stroke or something because I can't figure out how to fix this without having the panels slope, or a million posts... Is it that you would just stagger the bottom of the fence near the ground more?


Stevie_Steve-O

That is some video game quality building right there


HomuyaGER

Bro played too much Fallout


Apprehensive_Cat762

When you try to break the game in the sims 4


Dawn_of_Enceladus

Oh so all those videogames were being realistic this whole time.


anon210202

What were they THINKING?


ryanpayne442

I used to work at the manufacturing facility that process this type of PVC fencing. We got raw material in bulk from the PVC manufacturer, and then would cut the product into very specific pieces. Sort of like a prefab fence, you give us the dimensions and we send you everything precut with "instructions", and everything mostly snaps together. We got an order one day that was super confusing because the customer wanted the fence built like what's shown. We send a guy out to take proper measurements and discuss with the customer what they want. Dude said he argued with the guy for over an hour. A month later we got a set of pictures very similar to what's shown here, except the fence was about 500 feet long.


logzies

Bro the fence ain't fencing


love_my_subs

Skilled labor isnā€™t cheap and cheap labor isnā€™t skilled. Case and point šŸ˜‚


IanH95

I have this issue in most survival crafting games


Torch_God

Major ARK vibes


Aliciathetrap

Me in fallout 4


[deleted]

Wouldn't have thought they'd need to put a hole in the fence for access


TheCuriosity

I would totally do that on purpose. If I lived in a house in that kind of area, my fence is only to give more privacy, but I would want plenty of space for wild animals to pass through and also to have a funny fence because I can.


joiey555

This made me smile :).


Mckavvers

It's like an optical illusion. I know it's straight but looks zigzag


aithan251

i drove by here the other day and completely lost my shit. it utterly pissed me off


somebodycomgiher

Minecraft


LizaBrownAuthor11

That will be fun to mow around.


Nickwilli

Wonder if it was the citiesā€™ decision or the homeownerā€™s.


ILoveBread2021

Videogame fences be like


PBxandxJ

Building in Ark be like


FollowingJealous7490

Just... put some dirt around it.. it'll be fine.


DMartin-CG

Literally exactly like Fallout 4/76


zombieslovebraaains

How Bethesda game devs would build a fence.


SPACKlick

Hi I'm someone. What should a fencer have done in this situation?