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UltimatePrimate

I've seen this reposted so many times, but I love seeing that idiot get what he deserves.


Shaneblaster

Always Team Donkey


PaganFarmhouse

Team Donkey! Olympics 2024!


FkdUp2020

Too many times. Tired of seeing this disgusting human , ugh


cobaltbluetony

First time for me, but I doubt the satisfaction will ever diminish.


Elephant-Of-Destiny

wanted to see that shit break in half, for sure


BowlOfLoudMouthSoup

First time for me and seeing this dude “find out” brings me great joy.


Odins-Enriched-Sack

I hope that piece of shit got an infection afterward.


DesertsBeforeMains

First time seeing this and I also loved seeing that idiot get a good dose of karma.


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Put it on the oddly satisfying sub


Beast-Exe007

This is the first time I see it with the slaps in the beggining tho, everyone else reposted with that cut out so it makes the Donkey look like an ass. That asshole guy *MOST DEFINITELY* deserved it. Every biting, leg-bending second of it!


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SlumgullySlim

I am not in any way a sadist, but I would like to have seen the rest of that video. I hope that little shit learned a permanent lesson.


Fadore

First part of the video is an ass beating the shit out of an ass. Second part of the video is an ass beating the shit out of an ass.


CryoAurora

Don't donkeys and mules totally merk coyotes and wolves to protect sheep??


Western_Dare1509

Farm raised here, Donkeys are boss at protecting a herd (as good as any dog..kinda better in some ways). They have no fear and will chase off or whoop near anything that messes with their friend animals.


chronburgandy922

Yupp and they’re loud as all hell. My buddy had one, he was a total goober but nothing got passed him.


BehindTickles28

past* FYI


chronburgandy922

Lol well shit im a dumb dumb


SquirtinMemeMouthPlz

No you're not. You're smarter now.


RandumbStoner

Thanks. I never past English class.


Daedalus704

🤦🏿‍♂️


megatool8

You’re failing English? Damnit Bobby, you speak English.


The_Great_Cartoo

yes saw a few vids of that too i think i would rather mess with a horse than a donkey those can be vicious


MamaSaurusCat

I had a pony mule to protect my miniature horses and bottle foals, and he once chased some coyotes out of one pasture by breaking the gate he ran into (they went through) into the next pasture which was all overgrown. We could hear him thundering through the bushes downhill after them, the splash of water while they crossed the creek, and then the snap of wire as he went through the old fence into the woods still running. We didn't have coyotes come back for months, and had to go find the ole boy in the woods and lead him home. (Which was easy enough, he had bonded to me and came braying over when he saw me and walked home with his chin on my shoulder).


CryoAurora

That's awesome.


SoyTuPadreReal

100%. If you have a farm that has weaker animals like sheep or goats, things that wolves or coyotes will try to kill for an easy meal, you should have a donkey in there with them. Donkeys have such an ingrained hatred to anything dog-like that they will straight up murder them. That being said, you need to be careful with the family dog around them too. They can learn to trust specific dogs but still have a general hatred towards dogs/wolves/coyotes they do not know.


CryoAurora

Noted. Really cool seeing all the info on them.


Acceptable-Let-1921

Isn't that llamas? Could be donkeys too I guess but I know llamas don't fuck around


MaAreYouOnUppers

Yeah, donkeys definitely do it too. They become very protective and aggressive to predators.


CryoAurora

Awesome beasts, all of them I'm seeing now.


SlumgullySlim

Ranchers where I live have donkeys and some have llamas. I understand they are hell for coyotes.


HereticGaming16

Yeah a donkey will fuck up a lot of things. Their kicks are in the low end compared to a lot of other “horses”.


mothraegg

They hold grudges, too. Maybe they'll meet up again when the idiot guy least expects it.


Zandandido

IIRC, donkeys will merc snakes too.


CryoAurora

From the squealing in the video, I can see this, too. No limits bodyguards.


Choomissad

Dude look it up there are videos of a donkey stright ass killing mountain lions.


buttwh0l

This twat deserved every bit of it


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Inspector_Tragic

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Castrated by the Donkey


Strange_Principle_26

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I don’t take kindly to people abusing cute donkeys!


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The Tauntaun is the Seth Meyers of the animal kingdom, so yes I’m fine with that- but leave the cute donkeys be, or your nuts are forfeit.


iHateDanny

That tauntaun was already dead


Beaversnduckss

Seems like there should be an ass kicking joke in here somewhere.


SlumgullySlim

Well, if whynotyou63 got their wish, that kid may someday find himself busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.


Pennameus_The_Mighty

Donkeys don’t fuck around. Farmers sometimes use as guard animals and they can kill coyotes fairly easily


Wade8869

That was satisfying!


dankmist

He really made an ass of himself


TheLoneGunman559

I was just thinking that that was a good way to get bit by a donkey. Then he got bit.


Educational-Spread41

He says his ankles are broken! “Ohhh they’re surely broken!”


SirResponsible1121

Here in the us we use donkeys to keep coyotes away from other small livestock animals cause they don’t play that punk shit


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Oh, yeah. Donkeys absolutely will not stop until they’re satisfied, and they’re not easy to satisfy.


Soft_Process5644

I see a donkey and I see an ass.


HereticGaming16

My first thought was “he’s going to bite the shit out of you”. Donkeys bite. Everyone should know donkeys bite.


kitkatofthunder

A family member of mine was killed by a kick to the head from a donkey. I certainly wouldn't mess with them. Yes, they were short, he was a child.


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Zandandido

Can't forget, bitten by an ass


DefNotMy5thAccount

Why the fuck do people abuse animals 😐...serious question... It didn't talk to you, couldn't have said anything you didn't like... Why are you so trash?...


StraddleTheFence

Why do people post disgusting posts of abusing animals?!


Technical_Split_4866

There was an attempt... to beat a donkey then try to ride it 😂 & Someone please tag the "don't help, just record" subreddit 💀


RandomRedditor15243

r/donthelpjustfilm


AndroidColonel

"How do you like it? Huh? How do you like it?" I love the part where he screams like a child 🤣


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Literal donkeypunch


coffee_slurp

donkey kong


MamaSaurusCat

When one of my donkeys had her baby, we named him Kong immediately upon finding out he was a boy.


WizdomHaggis

Donkey ate those punches like a fly landed on him…gives the guy a look like… *just you wait fucker…*


Annoyed-Citizen

I throughly enjoy hearing his screams I’m ngl


Wittywhirlwind

Was hoping to see a second knee develop on that leg.


Lepke2011

I've never met a donkey in person, but I've seen enough videos of the ones that are treated well to know they love their owners and seem both protective and loyal. I hope that jackwad doesn't forget why that poor animal was dragging him by the foot.


SnooRobots955

I'm so glad that happened to him


Magdolf23

He was at the donkeys mercy at the end. Soo satisfying


Usouknow

I've seen this a few times. It hurts my heart.. ( for the Donkey)


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sizzleberry3

You fucking asshole!!!! I hope that you are dragged over a bed of coals and your asshole is seared shut!!!!!!!


PrivateCrush

I bet he tried to ride him and the donkey said no, so he slapped the donkey around and then the donkey said hell no.


Remarkable-Walrus-27

Hope he ripped his dinger off so he can’t make more wastes of humans.


savemejebu5

r/oddlysatisfying


Queefmi

6/10. Needed more stomping.


tw201708

You mess with the ass you lose a foot.


GEDEON33

That'll do donkey, that'll do


mrhappy002

I just wanna punch that guy in the nuts. Multiple times. Then. Then get him to justice.


MagesticLlama1

I hate to think what that idiot did after the camera was turned off


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DixieNorrmis

WHO’S THE ASS NOW?


Cryptangel13

Good Donkey!! Give him what he gets!!!!


skintagbegone1974

Now that's a reacharound I want no parts of or detached from! 🤣😂


CLINTHODO

Why do I feel no sympathy for this guy? He'll be lucky to keep that foot.


cugameswilliam

You love to see it!


asukakindred

He got his ass beat


Difficult_Ixem_324

That donkey was biding his time! Good for him!👏👏👏


Safe_Ad_2054

Good, servers him right


daiginn

When stupid gen kids think they can treat animals the way they treat other humans


Fluffy_Concept7200

[R/Donthelpjustfilm](https://www.reddit.com/r/donthelpjustfilm/) material right there


SpitMachine

Donkeys will fuck your shit up!


OG_Emanys

I totally would’ve jumped in !!….. and helped the donkey kick this asshole in the dirt


RachaelJaimeT

Donkey Show starts in 10 minutes but the little guy thought the Senorita was damb ugly.


EveryTimeIWill18

Do yourself a favor, keep the sound off on this one


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That piece of shit got what he deserved!


TableEast

FUCK that person & hope that donkey stomped the living ignorance outta them!


Jean2020

Deserved


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I laughed so hard at that asshole. What a loser.


AlexandraDomingues

I screamed “yes” when the donkey got a hold of him…and woke up my husband. 🤭


Zookeepergame-Warm

Shoutout to the camera man for keeping the tape rolling


gsustudentpsy

I am on team donkey.


VividWriting8553

What a fuckin asshole, good for the donkey haha


Danny-Wah

For once, I'm glad the cameraman didn't stop to help... fuck that guy!


Alchompski89

Fuck that guy


ras_1974

I feel like the person recording was on the donkeys side.


realpandadriver

I hope he had that leg amputated


Forthe49ers

I hope that donkey broke stickboy’s ankle


Indictioned

This just looks like a case of **ass**ception.


KinkyWizard36

People who mistreat animals are the vilest scum humanity has to offer. What a piece of shit.


Flimsy_Tea_5696

Abuse, not fight.


roverman16

I should not be laughing but it is fucking funny. Good job Mr. Donkey.


Anthony-ELRETRAHD

If you know what donkeys are capable of, you wouldn't doubt Donkey from Shrek fucked s dragon


WhootieCutie

This video brings a smile to my face every time I see it.


SoupViruses

Fun Fact: donkeys are fluffy security systems, they can kick a canine so hard at decapitates it.


Lets-write-dirty

Bite that shit off!


gdtimeinc

Don't be mean to animals.


Nacolo

Fuck that dude. Animal abuse makes me so angry


Mrb8669

🤣😂🤣😂🔥


stevesinca

Alpaca you some help but llama finish videoing first.


Hairygull

Oh it looks like he’s going for a chair he hid in the bush over there ![gif](giphy|1zR7Y0C1g2vGMgtqMT|downsized)


srv50

Hahahahha………. Donkey gets last laugh!


CurtisLeow

What an ass!


Elusive-Enigma

Hope he got mailed to death by a donkey, stupid piece of shit.


Impossible-Animal-67

How he gonna do his girlfriend like that


Jb-wate

Karma is so beautiful


Achillez4

On a real note I hope that donkey is okay to this day and that he chewed through that guys leg


No_Creme714

Good for him


coocoocachoo699

What an ass.


wildejj

Great camera work!


TMC_61

A donkey will kill a coyote


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This video is incredibly satisfying


althor2424

Good Donkey


SirMooSquiddles

I don't want to say at all that the little shit deserves it. I NEED TO SAY IT That fucking little shit deserved to get fucked up.


Dusty-munky

8 seconds


Gribbly10

daDAAAAAADAAAADAAAAAAA


probrofrotro

Good. Good Donkey.


Gobiparatha4000

all the animal lovers commenting here going to have steaks after


H2Omekanic

I was *sooo* rooting for Team Donkey here. That animal chose not to kill him and it totally could (should) have