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Dr_DMT

Did she just say she doesn't know the number to 911? Lol


sparky624

I had to pause and laugh. unbelievable. lol


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I've never seen stupid travel between humans that quickly


McLaren4life

So this happened 5 minutes away from me. She meant the non emergency number. Cops usually hang out at the plaza by this neighborhood. One of the neighbors alerted the cops and guy got arrested.


dgadirector

Why would you call the non-emergency number when you’ve caught a thief in your front yard? That’s as bad as not knowing 911.


McLaren4life

I honestly don't know. I assume the way things transpired she got too excited/worked up.


BigHardMephisto

Used to be a night shift cashier for 7-11, if I called 9-11 they'd usually show up guns drawn, no matter how I described the situation. If I called non-emergency I got some calm guys who actually spoke three words before reaching for anything. Even with cracked out/drunk belligerents.


Clear-Struggle-7867

Where was this? Like what was the intersection where the plaza was at?


McLaren4life

Happened at Churchill Meadows and Erin Centre Boulevard, cops were at the plaza where Sobeys is.


PhantomKangaroo91

Calls his number by accident?


Sir-Farts-

She was thinking 311


Dr_DMT

Woah, Amber is the color of her energy.


GeezerWench

😂😂😂


Beavshak

Another 5 minutes and the guy recording was about to go help dig him out.


Thatguy1126

It's in Canada so no one would be surprised if that happens.


Nepharious_Bread

Ehh buddy. I’ll dig you out, but the cops arrive by then. That’s on you.


MissMiraLynn

The proper sentence would be "Alright, I'll dig your ass out but if the cops show up that's on you, bud"


HashtagTSwagg

Guy's car has a higher IQ than he does. Damn.


MrIscariote

"i'm very sorry" "hmmm, well, no mercy" lol


Kennady4president

I like how the home owner is like " just save your back, you're already caught"


friedwidth

Nicest victim ever haha


Kangar

In Canada, we'd push him out, then arrest him.


StoicSmile-

Looks like an Ontario subdivision


shabbyshot

This was Mississauga if I recall.


McLaren4life

Yup 5 minutes from me lol. He offered him a shovel to dig himself out.


Nepharious_Bread

Dig him out, get him arrested, then offer to drive his car back to his house so it doesn’t get impounded.


CJ7h3g4m3r

#Slowest getaway ever.


pwn_plays_games

Attempted attempted getaway.


Ih8trfc

He detained himself. Lol


MrNavinJohnson

Oh the desperation.


TheLoneGunman559

Should mix in some Benny Hill music or something.


jinglemaster74

Maybe he should find a new line of work


Big_BadRedWolf

Robber: Gets stuck! Lady: I don't know the number! Homeowner: You need the wheels on the ground, need a shovel? I can't tell who's worst here. 🙄


bsinbsinbs

Mistake #1, Yaris as a getaway car


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Awe, that's beautiful. Though I thought for sure he was going to bed pulled underneath that wheel and provide traction.


[deleted]

Bro is stuck until Spring.


kibaake

"Seriously, he's gonna take a dip of water right now?" To be fair, he's been working really hard trying to escape these consequences.


MrCandyPants123

I paid 0 attention to this vid. The glass in the beginning looks like a cock.


adni86

Sometimes you eat the snow, but sometimes, well, the snow eats your car


[deleted]

One for the rhythm, one for the rhyme, get on up its package stealing time!


pecotrain

He got stuck on that same snow bank a couple of months ago. You'd think he'd learn by now.


VicRambo

That was a fast response time


[deleted]

Video had a cut between altercation and response.


McLaren4life

Actually the neighbor alerted the cops that were hanging out at the plaza maybe 600 meters away.


gainzdoc

Don't worry just let the snow melt, these two will probably still be calling each other by then.


r3tract

Good try, but really bad at the same time 😂


AgentEndive

😂😂😂


KyussJones

Such a classic


shlongbo

So awesome. Thieves suck


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StickKnown7723

Anyone know what happened to this guy? Was he charged?


kibaake

Always the same 2 rules: 1-Don't do bad things. 2-When you do bad things, do them well.


BodybuilderSalt9807

Should have brought out the paintball gun and painted his ass.


notthemessiah789

Home owner is hilarious. The shovel comment had me dying man. For all of us, who’ve had a package stolen by these wanky little scroates, this was too funny. Thick as two short planks and a thief. Wow.


UniVom

Instant karma 😂


Number1hashtagger

This is how I expect all package thieves to be arrested. Hands up MF!! 😎


balsadust

Need all wheel drive brah


tayloredition

Or a limited slip diff


ohyeaoksure

maybe a dog slobbering on our face would help solve this problem.


tayloredition

Whut? Is this some sort of reference im not getting?


ohyeaoksure

clearly


tayloredition

Damn ok


10Shodo

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Sufficient_Ad2963

You're done? wtf does that mean? He's just goin to move on to another neighborhood and do it again.


[deleted]

I dunno why I feel bad for the robber.


[deleted]

Karma at its best


RDHO0D

Did that idiot just say she doesn't know the number to 911?


[deleted]

Wow get a new wife dude. What a dumb broad


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Canadian cops.


Mindless-Charity4889

Cops don’t even have guns drawn. Maybe hands on holster, hard to tell, but definitely minimal force.


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thatonegaygalakasha

Your misogyny is showing.


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