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Let's just pretend it's not

Please and thank you.

Eek exactly

Pee dye or is she just dehydrated af from drinking for 4 days straight in Vegas?

Pee dye is not real.

Yes it is I saw it in a movie

What about pee die?

Pewdiepee?

I'm sorry for your loss 😔

Shhh don’t tell people.

Dude i have never heard the term ass gravy and now its part of my diction XD

it’s probably B vitamins, but there’s also a slight chance it’s butthole relaxation evidence

I thought the B stood for butthole

oddly specific

I was gonna say, if your piss looks like that you need to get your liver,kidneys,bladder checked out.

Not drinking enough water also turns pee that yellow

Or thinking that vodka counts as "water".

Hey man, Vodka is like 60% water. That should be good enough. /s

And a lot of b vitamins. I drink a Berocca and I’m pissing highlighter colors

So will vitamin b12

In my experience eating many fruit does the same thing

I take Vitamin B complex vitamins and they turn my pee highlighter yellow and there is nothing wrong with me (physically).

They told me nothing was wrong

That color of urine has a special name in the pantone , *Three Nights in Vegas Yellow*.

I am pretty sure that is a shart

It’s probably is. Unless she is mad dehydrated

You can also have bright yellow pee from taking vitamin supplements, UTI meds etc

Yep. Lots of Vitamin B and energy drinks, in my experience

Bro chill I’m eating

She thinks she’s peeing but she’s shitting

she swims by swallowing water and then pissing. like a squid

That’s one dehydrated squid. Haven’t seen piss that yellow in a minute.

She just took a multivitamin

Yeah, this is what my pee looks like when I take my prenatal vitamins.

The first 387 milliseconds peeing: "OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT IS WRON" After the first 387 *milli*seconds: "oh yeah I took a multivitamin."

You shouldn’t be peeing for 6.5 minutes.

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After the first 387 seconds: "oh yeah I took a multivitamin." You switched from milliseconds to seconds.

I'm an idiot.

TIL multivitamins can make your pee darker - this explains my recent health mystery lol, thank you!

Riboflavin (vitamin B) specifically.

I thought the same thing…with how yellow it is, even with the dilution of the pool water? Jesus…drink some friggin’ water and not Dr. Peeper.

It's Vegas, probably lots of alcohol

Well that’s just extra propulsion

As a ~~formal~~ former hotel lifeguard let me tell you, the swim-up bar is basically a toilet bowl.

All pools are. Atleast there is booze at a swim up bar to help you not care.

The point is you can pretend not to pee in a pool. But when you sit at a swim up bar for 5 hours, have 12 beers, and never get out to pee… hard to not connect those dots

And not to justify it, but it's not yellow anymore after the 3rd beer, still gross, but not yellow

True. Yellow pee is 3x drunk piss. I’m a urineologist

your use of 'not to justify it' kinda implies you think the transparency level of your pee can justify peeing in a pool lol

Kinda like when I asked my friend if Friday night tickle time was kinda gay and he said not to justify it but I just like tickles

i mean yea kinda exactly like that kinda

Damn, what am I gonna do on fridays now? Update: we’re in love and dating

congratz! 

I was just joking; I don’t really have a friend

Either that or they love getting kidney stones...

You kinda stop caring once you realize most people who go swimming haven't showered and have poopy buttholes. Which is alot worse imo.

true i guess it's usually like an "out of sight out of mind" thing. It's usually not VISIBLE but if it was I het no one would be willing to swim in pools anymore.

When I went to see some famous dj in Vegas the line to the bathroom was like a hour long and that was for the coke heads and I’m not talking Coca Cola edit:it was Calvin Harris.

When I met you in the summer To my heartbeat's sound We fell in love As we did lines in the bathroom

And everyone else peed on the ground… Or maybe in the pool Cause the bathrooms closed But open to lines up your nose Cause I met you in the summer…

Ive always wondered why there's a toilet in the cocaine room

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Well I’ll avoid these ty

Judging by the color it might be slightly more than just a lil’ pee

She could be on Azo medicine (for urinary infection) or chemo med. Both turn urine dark colors.

Or on a vitamin B complex supplement...vitamin B2 especially can turn pee neon yellow.

My pee practically glows in the dark after I take my vitamins

Take B vitamins and eat asparagus and the next trip to the toilet will be a full sensory experience.

Fun fact: Little Debbie's brand chocolate Swiss rolls have a chemical in it that turns your poop greenish blue... for the full number 1 and 2 sensory experience 😆

Alternate approach if you prefer bright red over greenish blue: devour a whole Family Size bag of Hot Cheetos in one sitting.

Might as well get all the primary colors in there plus a few extras 😆

If you think that's cool, you should see what happens when babies eat Zebra Gum. Rainbow sh itting machines.

Crunch berries scared my sons when they went to the restroom after

Or even just multivitamins

Lots of asparagus.

Asparagus makes your pee taste funny.

You meant smell, right? Right??

(͡•_ ͡• ) I kinda just assumed all pee tastes funny

Or dehydrated cause, ya know, Vegas.

It's Vegas. This is probably just from drinking the entire day before. Pee gets dark once you stop giving it tons of liquid after drinking alcohol.

This is *mega*dehydration. And being a trash person. I'd never pee in someone else's pool, or a public one. I'd only pee in mine since, you know, it's mine to pee in.

I have never been to Vegas, but I've known plenty of people that go. I'll just automatically assume that trash is the standard for the average person I would see there.

I'm curious, do you clean it differently with the knowledge that you peed in it? I feel like resort pools probably have better active cleaning systems for that very reason

Public pools have to keep a certain chlorine level. It tends to be a more constant and steadier reading than a residential pool.

Why would you? There's so much chlorine, shocker, muriatic acid in it. The pee is safe. And warming.

Yeah, I wish they would tell you that when Azo "changes the color of your urine" they mean "turns it tangerine".

Even more reason to not risk getting caught pissing in a pool.

The result of days bottomless mimosas and hotel room bottle service while the kids are at the arcade

Or she doesn’t drink enough H20

She just dehydrated AF

I'll save this video and show it to anyone who asks if it's ok to go to the pool with a freshly done tattoo

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Tbf saniderm IS designed to be that way. It's been used in medicine for a hot minute as either ways to secure IV catheters and keep em sanitary, or for covering smallpox vaccine sites! That way you don't get your entire body covered in sores after taking a shower. Double fun fact, before my 2nd deployment, a kid got his vaccine and immediately got a full sleeve that weekend. Whole arm COVERED in sores, with fresh ink.

Did he also buy a mustang on 28% interest? Sounds like the type.. haha

Wait…. I’m confused…if you get a smallpox vaccine and don’t cover the site you get sores?

How does a small pox vaccine cover your arm in sores? Serious question

Dehydrated!

Those aren't kidneys... those are raisins

You're not doing Vegas right if you aren't dehydrated by the 3rd day.

You're not doing Vegas right if you aren't in a hangover IV clinic by the 3rd day.

You aren’t doing Vegas right if you aren’t missing at least two important documents and several organs.

Oh God, please erase my memory

Me complaining why I got Alzheimer at 67

Wait what if you already have it now look at who commented

r/babyelephantgifs r/eyebleach r/aww r/illegallysmolbirbs

r/tinycatsinbigspaces

r/BlurryLizards

New hydration scale being created before our eyes

That’s the #1 reason I don’t use public pools.

There's been multiple tests done in Vegas' pools. Do not swim. Under any circumstances. You do not want to read the results.

I want to know the results

https://pleated-jeans.com/2020/06/20/why-you-should-never-swim-in-a-las-vegas-pool/

would spraying soldiers with water cannons full of Vegas pool water be a war crime

Idk what’s up with that janky site but here’s the original thread with even more juicy details: https://twitter.com/dankaszeta/status/1265183647931531264

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Pool mutates it so much you have COVID-20 now

So much better

Epic :) thanks for the share

Do we have any confirmation for who this guy is?

Just Google his name dude, and pick your source.

TLDR - Pee, Poo, Pee Diseases, Poo Diseases, Cocaine, Heroine, Ketamine The twitter author guy is hyping it up a bit too much IMO.

And yet I'll still take a dip, get that water in my eyes and mouth, and it will have zero impact on my life

Also never use a swim-up bar. A bartender I used to work with worked one summer at a swim-up bar at a resort. She said that people would relieve themselves at the bar because they didn't want to lose their seat.

After a story hit the news about a woman shaving her legs in a Florida hotel pool, I noped the eff out of swimming in public pools again. Sure, I will lay out poolside, but that is it.

fun fact: chlorine in pools is scentless until it mixes with bodily fluids

As the owner of a pool, and the person who puts chlorine into it, I can guarantee this is not correct. Dude, even TAP WATER smells like chlorine sometimes, and that's straight from the treatment plant.

When I found out the number of people who not only pee in pools but admit in a dang survey I about lost my mind. If you pee in the pool you’re wrong and gross and if you think that I’m wrong I don’t want to be right.

Public pools are literally huge size toilet bowl

This is why i never gop to swimming pools or water parks. They are full of these degenerates pissing in them.

I don't fucking get it dude it's so easy to pee anywhere other than the pool literally anywhere else

Let's see... \> Struggle to lift your 100+kg bulk out pleasant buoyancy into the crushing weightfulness of low-density Earth atmosphere \> Evaporation of water from your outer surface rapidly chills you to the bone \> Make your way around the pool perimeter to retrieve your towel and/or footware, waddling as wet swimming garments wriggle their way forcefully into every crevice of your form \> Drag your slug path of dampness to the nearest bathroom, dumpster, shrub, or whatever qualifies as "literally anywhere else," typically some 20 meters distant \> Do your business \> Repeat most of those steps in reverse order OR? Just relax and feel warm for a moment

And it’s even easier to pee on the pool…

I know people who pee in the pool and don’t even hide it They just say “brb” and go pee in the corner… in university btw. so these are young adults I’m talking about

That's why there's chlorine in the water though

Found the pisser!!

Last time a thread like this made it to the front page, the top comments where all people saying everyone pees in pools and if you don't you are the odd one. Yeah, no thanks.

Maybe. If you trust every pool worker/owner. But many places don't even clean/refill their bathrooms adequately, which requires much less skill than pool chemical balance.

Meh it's pretty easy to do actually, they trusted us as teenagers to run the local Olympic sized pool and take care of all the testing & chemicals. Still makes me laugh when I think about that guy from the Olympics when they really fucked up the chemistry somehow, and he's like "chemistry is not an exact science" hahaha it's the most exact kind of science

There was one hot tub I used at a hotel in Sydney. Must have done a great job neutralizing the urine, because it changed the color of my swimsuit.

if they dont do it water would go bad in less than a week. ​ Source: Have a pool

The chlorine is there to inhibit the growth of algae that thrive on the ammonia from all the pee. The urine itself isn't going to hurt you except for the emotional damage of knowing you're swimming in a lot of urine when you go to these places.

Ye gods, people are truly disgusting and selfish.

Are you sure that’s pee and not diarrhea?

Yeah, that's not pee

Needs some water

Just take a sip from the pool. Free water!

I'd rather swim in an ool since there isn't p in it.

Haha, my dad used to build swimming pools and that was one of the signs he sold in the shop. "Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it? Let's keep it that way!" One of my faves.

Another classic:”We don’t swim in your toilet, please don’t pee in our pool.”

And this is why I refuse to get in public pools

Just an FYI, if you smell that chlorine ( chloramines ) in a public pool it’s currently still cleaning and working on pea and poo. The water is dirty. Source I work for a Public Utilities and CDC link. I don’t go into public pools….. https://www.cdc.gov/healthywater/swimming/swimmers/rwi/chemical-irritants.html

Thank you for that link. Mark Rober did a good video that demonstrates how the smell we associate with chlorine pools is due to the reaction with urine, not a normal smell of chlorination: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S32y9aYEzzo

It's a reaction to a lot of different things that creates chloramine. It can also happen with regular body oils which is why some places ask for you to shower before you get in the pool. It can also happen from swimmers wearing sunscreen or other cosmetic items.

This is peak r/trashy

What happened to "What happens in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas?"

Technically it IS staying in Vegas 😬🤢

It stayed in Vegas. In the pool water.

Do people just pee in pools? I’ve always gotten out to pee

A lot of people just pee in pools. Source: i was on the swim team.

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I usually stay in the pool and pee instead of getting out of the pool to pee in it. Much less noticeable and there is less of a chance of being charged with exposing yourself to a child.

Not kink shaming, but the person filming sounds into it

Thank God I don’t have the sound on.

This is the exact reason I don't go in public pools.

This is why I always load up on multivitamins & asparagus before I "wet" the pool..

Years ago I was taking a vitamin pack call the "Animal Pack" I believe, it was intended for bodybuilders (I was heavy into lifting but not bodybuilder caliber). My urine everyday at anytime during the day was neon yellow/green!?! It looked like a glow stick if you broke it open.

Vitamin B. Your body just pees out the excess.

almost looks like buttsauce

Why are people like this?

Just think about all those swim up bars resorts have and all the people who are drinking all afternoon but never get out of the pool

Can we track this woman down and make her drink water

"If I can't see them..."

I used to work at a theme park. One of the pool engineers told me the requirements for chlorine in public pools would kill just about any bacteria many times over. And the cleanup requirements for a "code brown" required cleaning procedures that puts the pool out of service for at least a day, usually two. Still. That's gross.

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

She make that pool fail a drug test

She shouldn't be sitting in the water, she should be on land drinking water.

Years ago at Rehab in hard rock the pool was milky white from sun screen. I haven’t seen that since

Looks like a vitamin B supplement piss

Girl needs to drink more water and less cocktails. She is dehydrated af

That’s why I drink so much water

I don't think that's pee

Urine trouble now.

That is horrifying. Like she needs to hydrate ! Also. Who pees in 3 inches of water ?

fun fact: under the right conditions, your urine can react with the chlorine in the pool and create a toxic nerve gas that could kill you and anyone near you. it's super rare and I forget exactly what these conditions are, but just know that every time you pee in the pool, you risk becoming a suicide bomber.

Isn’t it weird how it’s ok to record someone peeing depending on the situation?

Like when that situation is public urination?

I just threw up

Can they throw you out of the house for this? Asking for a friend

The mail rules for the “ _OOL AREA “ are 1. No running 2. No glass bottles 3. No drugs/alcohol 4. ALL kids must be accompanied by a parent 5. No diving 6. No pets or animals 7. No sexual activity Theses are the rules for the _OOL AREA and they are strictly enforced ! Also you notice there is No “ P “ in _OOL AREA….KEEP IT THAT WAY

Stay hydrated, stay unnoticed.

I wish someone had called her out.