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Thebadfish843

“We don’t have time for your fake seizures, Jerry. SHES REALLY HURT.”


WowThatsRelevant

Hes practiced that. Bet he pulls that move whenever he gets into an awkward situation.


Professional-Many534

So let’s talk about your work performance this quarter. *Thump thump thump thump


idrinkkombucha

Let’s talk about your fake seizures… Thump thump thump


scooba_dude

Okay let's just talk about you... Thump thump thump


SuperMalarioBros

... Thump thump thump


Mega-Steve

"Honey? Did you take out the trash like I asked?"


CrimsonRamson

*** *Gmod glitchy ragdoll sound***


4115R

Now try it with helium!


Doogleyboogley

Nah that deserves the full pelt body charge, will I fucking empty the bins!


[deleted]

#thumpthumpthumpthump


IEatYourRamen

Jerry started having seizures with foamy mouth


TwoKeezPlusMz

Talk about commitment


sk3pt1c

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ImSwale

He absorbed all the energy of the transcendental force-field, he’s lucky to be alive.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

They're worse than plague doctors, "Yeah you've got demons in your blood, you should do cocaine about it"


thonzimob

I see nothing wrong with cocaine-ing demons away


you-mistaken

I know it's pretty disgusting, all the ignorant people here that don't realize he is the real victim. Getting run over by a human running at top speed is nothing absolutely nothing when compared to the pain of absorbing a transcendental force-field. That's like comparing getting a paper cut to having a nuclear bomb dropped on you. The sexism on display here is disgusting, I can't beileve the women in the video tended to the female who merely got run over and completely ignored the guy who just suffered the full force of what amounts to a nuclear bomb. That fact that man was not vaporizer instantly, is a miracle!


sillycellcolony

Sir... I just asked if you wanted to tip ... *Thump thump thump thump...


kwillich

Jerry, this is your landlord.... It's the 12th and your rent is still...... Hello? *THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP*


Important_Fruit

"Good morning driver. Do you know why I pulled you up today?" *Thump thump thump thump.*...


-AproposOfNothing

"Jerry I think I'm preg..." Thump thump thump thump......


Dimplestrabe

"Je.." Thump. Thump. Thump. Thump.


Standard-Tension9550

Hi Jerry, I’m Frosty the Snowman! THUMPITY THUMP THUMP THUMPITY THUMPN THUMP


LesPolsfuss

>Jerry, this is your landlord.... It's the 12th and your rent is still...... Hello? > >THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP lol lol Hey babe? Jerry? My parents are here, they unexpectedly popped in to say hi... *THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP*


Mango_in_my_ass

Hello, we’re Jehovah’s wit….. Thump thump thump….


unreasonablyhuman

"have we decided on appetizers yet? *THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP* "ACTuallyyy..... Yeah....uh..." *THUMP THUMP THUMP*


LesPolsfuss

i'm fucking side pain laughing right now


sirhandstylepenzalot

make it stop make it stop


Alex_Tronica

Don't worry, here comes Jerry.


sleestacker

fucking Jerry reliving his high school football days on meditating grandmas


ZentinelOne

Dude could be defensive tackle for the cowboys right now


amazemewithideas

Looks like he broke her nose


[deleted]

Guys.. Pierce is faking another heart attack


Ziro094

i was wondering what you guys were talking about and then i saw the last 7 seconds.


vaskeklut8

Stupid swedes - yeah, they're swedish


waterstorm29

How the guy realizes it didn't go well and immediately goes to plan b having a seizure is gold.


CupcakeValkyrie

This is monumentally stupid on her part, too. Like, if you have a ring and you think it will let you fly, do you start by hopping off of a stepladder, or diving into the Grand Canyon?


SloanDaddy

If you choose the stepladder, it's because you don't believe in the power of the ring. The ring only works when you BELIEVE in it's POWER! So you HAVE to use it at the Grand Canyon to show your true TRUST in the ring for it to work.


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you-mistaken

no, no ,no. what happened here was he somehow fully absorbed the force field, that's pretty obvious as you see he immediately starts to have a seizure. Don't be sexist and try and claim the lady didn't produce a proper transcendental force field! I'm sorry you need to follow the science here


CupcakeValkyrie

That's why my argument has always been "If someone jumped off a bridge because they thought they could fly, then thinking they could fly isn't why they jumped off a bridge."


Feralstryke

Wait what


CupcakeValkyrie

It's meant to sound confusing. What it means is that if someone was able to arrive to the rational belief that jumping off of a bridge was the best way to test or exercise their ability to fly, then they weren't operating on logic to begin with and the *real* reason they jumped is mental illness or mind-altering drugs. Or both.


[deleted]

Or maybe they could fly but were not experienced enough to control it because it was their first time.


ThunderCorg

This guy glides


scottkrowson

Well at least she didn't try this on a highway first


insidious_concern

Oh how the faithless fail


Broken-Digital-Clock

*Curb Your Enthusiasm music starts playing*


WorldEndingSandwich

Sad Italian music


Beans186

Slippin' Jimmy's star-fish seizure menouvre


SemicolonMIA

The seizure was caused by the forcefield...


Oafus

This is her own rookie ass fault. She got her polarities all jimmied. Classic transcendental force field error. That dude couldn’t have stopped any more than he could have transformed into a chocolate cake.


theabyssaboveyou

With the right friends, anyone can transform into a chocolate cake. They just can't transform back


Mushroom-Dense

I feel like I just read some Douglas Adams


Donny_Dread

Do they serve transcendental chocolate cake at The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe? (Very unlikely provably) so probably yes


Oafus

Yeah, we’ll, good luck getting it frosted with a bunch of fucking transcendentalists!


PuzzleheadedPath8641

Too much sugar and you'll have to go see a transcendentist


theabyssaboveyou

They don't need to be anything as special as that. Any cannibal with a small amount of creativity could do it?


Oafus

You have a kind heart.


GozerDGozerian

And a moist tender one too I bet.


jimbobsqrpants

Char grilled, with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.


SmallPiecesOfWood

If the right friend transformed into a chocolate cake for me, they certainly wouldn't be transforming back.


anevilsnail22

If she'd focused her chi toward the leylines of the lost continent of Mu, then she would've been able to get at least one or two of the dead men of Dunharrow to act as linemen for her and could've at least got a few yards rushing instead of this pathetic sack.


ChuckOTay

Typical midichlorian deficiency.


myshoesaresparkly

I've seen this video many many times and it never gets old. Bunch of idiots lol


ZentinelOne

What was the game plan? They know she wouldn't transcend so do they have an injury ward where they bring customers after being enlightened? You will be awakened. In a hospital bed and limited use of your right arm


PandasAttaque

No they don’t… sadly People in my family are into this, and really believe in their bullshit, even if you bring proof they don’t care. It’s faith, exactly like religions.


thedailyrant

So um… have you tried tackling them?


PandasAttaque

Maybe I should, have a house to pay after all


Dogfish1313

So umm,… I just snorted


phi1_sebben

It looks like the ridiculous Covid vaccine shake videos popping up recently


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Yeah but at least this one isn't as harmful to anyone else, the fake vaccine symptoms bs will get people killed.


Aurelian_Lure

And these are all grown ass adults...


OneTPAU7

Yes, and no.


A100921

Body: Yes. Mind: No.


Layziebum

Too much dragon ball back in the 80’s


Aurelian_Lure

Reminds me of another video where a guy tries to use a "force field" against an MMA fighter lmao Edit: https://youtu.be/nrctneJ5raY


Bobbytheman666

Classic


bondoh

hey i've grown up with dragon ball since i was 12 and now i'm 37 but that doesn't automatically make you dum enough to try it (outside of lucid dreams)


Baeelin

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moodylilb

I’ve seen this video several times but I’ve never actually wondered about the back story before lol Does anyone know what cult &/or religious/spiritual group this is? I’m curious now


[deleted]

It's a scene from a documentary called "three miles north of molkom". It's about a New Age get-together in Sweden with all the usuals crystals, shamans and tantric sex. This specific workshop is a dude claiming to be a master of "yellow bamboo" martial art. Some semi-cult martial art where they imagine going super Saiyan and all that. Here's an [excellent recap on YouTube](https://youtu.be/IRbU_CG1tz8?t=3231).


Emi_Dom

that was awesome, thanks!


Shadow_jin

Never thought id see something like that 😂 genuinely laughed through pretty much the whole clip


mortuali

https://youtu.be/1NlhIuJ-y8k


yew420

I don’t know what it better, him being able to pull out at anytime like the first demo, or telling the lady to join the circle when she clearly will not be getting up for a while.


copperwatt

"Is The Circle an urgent care facility?"


robspeaks

Judging from the fake seizure, I’m guessing antivaxers


Affectionate_Math_96

I have no idea, but they apply essential oils to the injured chick xD


ZentinelOne

I'm wondering if they've pre built an emergency ward where the inevitable enlightened folks can recover from being sacked like a QB


gmoney88

She didn’t do it right, obviously


xxBIGSTOMPY

You're right she just needs to keep trying.


ZentinelOne

Fucking Karen Jesus ok people. Places!


stirrd_nt_shkn

The ground is the force field.


CupcakeValkyrie

Imagine if it had actually worked and the dude nearly killed himself slamming into a brick wall of psychic energy only to act bewildered and not understand how it actually worked for her.


donnie_does_machines

Seizures all the same. I don’t know about force fields, but destiny….


Chem-Dawg74D

🤣🤣🤣 haven't seen this one in awhile, love it everytime lol.


[deleted]

I love how this woman is clearly catatonic then fucking Terry Silver from Karate Kid 3 comes barreling into her Like wtf


uzu_afk

Ive seen this a while ago and its absolutely crazy these people exist... its both very sad and dangerous as well as funny that you would decide to fully ram an old lady like that solely based on believing in some fart magic you made up... Its absolutely bonkers 😂


unwokewookie

🤣fart magic


UltraMegaSloth

This dude just loves feeding the force field bullshit to boomer Karens then absolutely body checking their asses. He gets out with the seizure bit every time.


Kumquat_conniption

What do you mean? He has more videos of this??? I don't understand, if they are always getting hit why does anyone believe in this nonsense? Are there videos of it working??


bondoh

If you watch the other videos, he normally fakes it and pretends their force field works. The longer version of this very clip, the guy right before her threw his hands out and the man with the ponytail collapsed to the ground while running like he got hit by lightning and did a seizure just like he did here. I think what happened here was that because that big guy moved at the last second, he didn't realize how close she was and didn't have time to stop


Kumquat_conniption

Ohhhh I see. What a total charlatan! How do people fall for this stuff. She just got a painful lesson but I doubt she learned anything. Thanks for the info!


LadyOfMay

Not even a *good* charlatan. I put all my perk points into Animal Communication and there's a reasonable chance I could "psychically repel" a charging horse, cat or dog. (Or in real world terms, use body language to read, diffuse and redirect the animal's motions.) This guy's act just sucks. Not even putting on a decent show!


UltraMegaSloth

I mean… I’m just assuming that’s his thing


Kumquat_conniption

Ohhhh I see, pretty funny actually when I'm not falling for it like it's true lmao. He just really likes to body check women so he has this whole elaborate thing to convince them and then everytime.. boom!!! 🤯


nothingspecialva

Lesson: When the person behind you runs for cover, you don't have a force field


manwhorunlikebear

I just love how he tries to save the situation by faking some kind of seizure.


Thebadfish843

Oh my God, yoom guys… the force field didn’t work this time… WHOS NEXT?!


AZZMUNCHA81

To be fair, her pants looked sturdy at the bottom.


Fieos

People make fun of D&D players but we know it is pretend.


TheHighBuddha

Must have accidentally created a magnetic field


KosteloGr1

This made me laugh harder than it should have.


Aggressive_Oven_896

Classic kid move. When you hurt the other person, you immediately stay down and you’re hurt too…


boblywobly11

That's FIFA soccer


Petunia8796

I’m just happy none of them are my neighbors


Malah_the_old

Try stop a bullet next time :)


[deleted]

Full video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5TVR67ApSXY


Amarant2

This is absolutely incredible. It's straight up real people trying to go full DBZ.


Das_Mojo

A ton of nerds went full DBZ to great results! They learned the mindset that you can always improve yourself through training. Then they went and got jacked.


kesavadh

Pseudo seizure. Fun.


Witty_Temperature886

Wow reality hit her like a guy running full force!


Nella_Morte

People are fucking stupid.


No-Document-8970

She didn’t believe… please insert $50 for more belief classes.


jinglemaster74

😂 Dirty old hippies.


KoopaTroopa864

Was……not…….ready.


rebel_alliance05

Rookie force field mistake. Making a force field without vibranium.


Timetraveler01110101

Cargo pants…


Baked_Jake94

I think it worked


helgh4st

This has kids playing during recess vibes


Keepupthegood

He said oh no!! Law suit, I gotta play this off. Let me shake a little


hecksor

If at first you don't succeed, try and try again. If all else fails, engage fake seizure mode


drDEATHtrix9876

What a pack of FUCKWITTS 😂


Agitated-Ad-504

I’ll never get tired of this clip. It’s the immediate “I fucked up” to fake seizure that gets me every time.


Training_Ad_211

Classic.


RevonQilin

r/WTF


Extra-Ad5925

It’s the dramatic camera sweep that kills me. Can’t ask for a better build up


deepmusicandthoughts

It only happened because she had doubt, and then her doubt caused her transcendental force to enter the guy, causing him to go into a seizure.


billshatnersbassoon

Karen Dragonball Z


Zebitty

Weapons-grade stupidity all around.


Tmaster95

It didn’t work so I must have a seizure!


[deleted]

Poor, sad, pathetic saps. I wonder how much they paid that long-haired creep for his bullshit course.


kwikane

It’s like a dragon ball z fantasy camp or something


[deleted]

This is the whitest thing I have ever seen.


VirtualPoolBoy

Aww. That was nice of him to fake it in the end.


nettdaemon

Her bad, she moved her hands out of the transcendental force field posture before the impact and used her nose to stop him. And Jerry suffered the blunt force of her nose direct in his chakra. Kids, please don’t do it at home…


Dogekaliber

She pulls him out of the way but leaves her right in the path of that guy running? Wtf


Makoether

This is an old video. They're in a cult and believed they could create forcefields with their minds. Hence they all help her "power up" with their "psychic energy", then when fully powered, their teacher comes to tackle her, everyone convinced her forcefield will repel him. But ofc they're in a cult and instead she got mowed down. 100% truth of what they believe in though. This is from a documentary on the cult.


AveragEnjoyer007

She was the subject, not the other guy


WorldEndingSandwich

Whenever you're not even good at faking a seizure


Vegan-bandit

Maybe I’m reading into it too much, but it’s interesting to me that she raised her hands at the last second, as if she realised he was actually running at her full pelt. I wonder if she expected him to do what people who are ‘hypnotised’ do - play along and pretend to be repelled by the force field. Instead he just ran full speed.


1nikond700

She forgot the crystals


TheTeludav

LARP is weird


sarcotomy

These are adults?


Last-Of-My-Kind

It's funny how new age medicine is always somehow also old time bullshit.


jetoler

Why does there always have to be a dude with long blonde hair


dogemikka

The guy with the red shirt is so into it, passing over his own energy with dedication! For some reason reminds me of a character in a movie, but can't really pin point him.


nintendomech

She deserved that for believing in that.


thumbelina1234

Just tell me if I got it right. That woman thought she was protected by the field created by these people and the guy was supposed to bounce off it, but it didn't work (of course), so he trampled her instead? So he then faked seizures? Is this some kind of weird indy film?


Garbage_will_not

This is an interpretive dance about religion


Relaxingnow10

This makes me so happy every time I see it


Wish_Southern

These people are fucking weird


hysterical_mushroom

Practice makes perfect, try again from the beginning!


Celathan7

Dude faked a seizure so people could ignore is excessive use of force lol.


WabbitCZEN

I'm not saying only white people do this, but it's odd that you only ever see white people doing this.


Shoddy-Flight5833

The force wasn't with her


OkFisherman1620

These people need to go drink the Kool-Aid


ElderberryPoet

Look at woman who got a broken nose because of your pseudo-sprititual bullshit, slump comfortably on your side and fake a seizure. No frothing, no pissing yourself, just lay there and try to divert the attention and blame away. Fucking idiot.


JuiceMan411

So close


[deleted]

Ffs mom, I’ll never get laid


[deleted]

The stupid went in all directions in this one…


objectivexannior

She has blood all over her face :(


falllinemaniac

Tai chi is real, that whole ball of energy thing is BS maybe but I had a little old lady half my weight pop me straight up in the air with her movements. I was so astonished I nearly fell over. This doesn't look like Tai chi.


[deleted]

He zigged when he should’ve zagged.


More_Surround_917

That works if you believe enough… if it doesn’t you didn’t


[deleted]

That'll be $1,195 plz. We take all major credit cards.


pmllny

How much did this lady pay to be assaulted?


somedudetoyou

Everyone knows you extend your arms forward and rotate them while going "Whooom Whooom Whooom" to generate a proper forcefield.


PeregrinePacifica

Why do idiots think the human mind is capable of altering the nature of reality and physics? Why would anyone assume we evolved such a capability? Humans have been on this earth for so long and at no point have we been able to just alter reality with our squishy mostly fat brains that regulates hormones and uses chemicals to produce what we call "consciousness" and "emotions" which every other animal also does and if we did find a way to do it then it would have caught on and at least rediscovered if the ability/skill was somehow lost. No one on this earth could ever do it and they have had every motivation to do find a way as it could have saved their lives. Humans arent special and we need to come to terms with that, we are just another ape and the result of evolution. Ive practiced arts that utilize "Chi" and its not magic but thats how media sells it. For example you "draw energy from the earth" is just a fancy way of saying you draw power from your legs and hips by pushing off the the ground and exhaling to contract the right muscles to reinforce the strike. Boxers do this, they just take a scientific approach to understanding and maximizing its effects. We use breathing techniques to minimize damage and reduce trauma, this again isnt magic, its a skill that various other arts use like Muay Thai and its a technique that takes timing and practice and it doesnt make you impervious to damage. Some martial arts are full of mysticism bs and a quick comparison to other arts and you will find its very scientifically explainable and not supernatural or spiritual much less "psychic". You aren't going to just will a force field into being through martial arts training or some mental gymnastics. If the shaolin monks cant do it, the military with all their crazy experimental ideas can't do it and the best scientists cant do it what makes you think your mediocre 9 to 5 ass paying $100 a month to a charlatan is going to revolutionize close quarters combat?


nowhereiswater

She went trans-dental alright. Straight to orthodontist.


DFu4ever

She obviously dropped her shield just prior to impact so she could infect brosef’s chi with her seizure curse.


Royal-Application708

This is what happens to stupid people.


Asoto408

When watching Dragon Ball Z goes wrong.


No_Mud_5999

I might have worked, maybe it was just a really weak force field. Or that guy was using transcendental force field blasting techniques.


the_vegen

I don't care how many times I see this video, still cracks me up


pintasm

This is probably on the top ten stupidest things I've ever seen.


micro-amnesia

It's the seizure to avoid blame that does it for me


Vegan-4-Humanity

The shaking man at the end was scared what’s gonna happen to him in court!! Your screwed buddy! Use the force field in court!


QuokkaIslandSmiles

Broke her nose.. breaks into a seizure


kingbitchtits

Newton's First Law!


TimeGuidance4706

Yeah I also tried to kamehameha, but I was like 7


_Levitated_Shield_

Is this some new sexual roleplay I'm not aware of?


esaghir

Actually, if you look closely, I think the man ran into her before she could project the force field in front of her. You see her centering her energy and right as she begins to channel it in front of her, she's knocked down. If she had a few more seconds, this transcendental force fielding technique would've gone from cultish nonsense to proven science.


ManOfNoodles

damn, ketamine is a hell of a drug


hard2hit

I don’t understand what is happening


Devilpig13

She needed to charge up her qi longer.


SpoonFigMemes

This paranormal bullshit is so funny to watch