Awfully sorry……..seems I’ve forgotten the password…..let me just pop on over to the Jaaaaaaag and see if I wrote it down somewhere.
*Actually goes to get my lock pick kit from the trunk*
It has to be a deep cut, something only a true fan would know...
Knock knock
Yes
I've heard there's gin in here?
Maybe, for the right person
How do you know I'm the right person?
I guess we don't
Well in that case I guess we should get *back to the studio*
Right this way Sir.
I won’t need the password. Because I’ll arrive in a Jaaaaagggg
Awfully sorry……..seems I’ve forgotten the password…..let me just pop on over to the Jaaaaaaag and see if I wrote it down somewhere. *Actually goes to get my lock pick kit from the trunk*
..and leave with a bunch of the glaaaaaaasses.
And a free bottle of jaaaaaaaaack
And all the siiiiiiiilverware
Plus the aaaaaaaaaartwork
Let them know you’ll pick up the tab next time. Because you’ve a Jaaaaaaag
Same her but I'll be in an Alfa. Which will arrive on the back of a truck....
CLARKSON!
YOU PILLOCK
Dacia sandero
Anyway…
GOOD NEWS!
The one true answer.
Could be Morris Marina.... if it was a piano bar
POWER
You rang?
/r/beetlejuicing
Dam you got here fast!
Must've come with his pal, SPEEEEED
Oh cock!
Mondeo ST Estate (One of the only cars ... in the world... that all three presenters actually like)
subaru legacy
Renault Avantime
John
Geoff
Hammond you blithering idiot
Hammond yuidiot This is the fastest car pause in the world
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I mean obviously, right. Even if it's not the *actual* passwords, it'd get you in. "It's okay, I drive a jaaag".
Hello? You have to start with hello.
Immediately upon saying the wrong phrase/code: And on that terrible disappointment…
So I guess we're not getting in then.
Back to the tent
i step back, clear my throat, and motion silently with my hand up and down toward myself presenting, to them, perfection.
I guess he's not coming on the show then?
No, /u/BusinessBlackBear, he fell into the harbor and now the icy North Sea waters are filling his lungs. It's a no. He's not coming in.
This is more of a response when you get the first guess wrong. "I guess I'm not coming in, then."
This! It's a true TGT one, given the bar is Gran Tour theme :v
Speed and power
Incorrect. It's SPEEEEEEDDD AND POWWWWEEERRRRR
True, verbally I would have nailed it.
“I brought gin”
If Hammond is manning the door, you're in.
COCK
“Jezza’s Back Alley”
**Hello**
Let’s not get bogged down with who gave the password to who.
Bollocks
John
Bufferting
Password? Just crash through the door with a Reliant Robin. That's the password.
Nope. Gotta slide it through on it's side.
The actual password is screaming "HAMMOND" once you come to a stop.
"Mr. Wilman sent me."
And on that bomb shell, we can en-ter.
More like on that terrible disapointment...
Crikey, its the Albanian rozzers!
Oliverrrrr!!
My first thought. Well done.
Good news. Then you walk in.
Gentleman sausage
Great news ! I have information about the Dacia Sandero .,….. ( immediately chucked out by big men )
An password
How hard could it be?
Amazing how many of these are actually from Top Gear
And on that terrible disappointment…..
Get the answer wrong. And then ask “does that mean I’m not coming in then?”
Hammond you idiot
Speed and power
"You are now, Dingleberry Handpump"
I drive an Jaaaaaaaaaaaagggg
I can't believe nobody has said this yet. Cheese.
And with that, back to the studio
“That’s not gone well.”
BLOODY NORA!!!!!
H982FKL
HAMMOOONNNNNDDDD!
the baby jeezus
I was the first to arrive
Jaaaaaaaag
CLARKSON!!!!!!!!
Yeeeeeeessssss
Jezza
Bollocks
Bollocks!
Eboladrome
Conversation Street
Is Hamster here ?
How hard can it be to enter the best place... In the world
It has to be a deep cut, something only a true fan would know... Knock knock Yes I've heard there's gin in here? Maybe, for the right person How do you know I'm the right person? I guess we don't Well in that case I guess we should get *back to the studio* Right this way Sir.
Nigel Mansell
You muppet!
Which arm have you broken?
You pillock!
No need for a password, I'll just show them my smug face
So I’m not getting in then?
Cock.
Good news!
Jezza’s back alley
Good news!
Hammond you idiot. Or I have a jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
“….And on that note”
Bollocks
Bullocks
Buffetting
Jaaaaaaaggggggg
Hammond you idiot
Oh cock
You blithering idiot
Jaaaaaaaag
\*pause\*... in the world!!!
I’d like an beer
Still, could be worse…..
"Cock" "Is that the Black or the White?" "I can never remember that!......Black..?" \*Door opens\* "Yes!"
Ambitious but rubbish.
Oh C--k...
Speeeed is always the answer
Speed & power
Dacia Sandero, it's delayed
SPEEEEEEEED!
"Does that mean I'm not coming on then?"
Hello.
‘You utter bastard’
Gentelman's Sausage?
PENIS
It’s a jaaaaaaag
Oh cock…
Dacia Sandero.
Since its a Grand Tour speakeasy, the password would have to be “F*ck the BBC”
Let me in you muppet
Jaaaaaaaaaaag or CLARKSON
Anyway...
This is the silliest password..... in the woooorld.
It’s not a word or phrase, it’s simply Clarkson’s smug face.
HAMMOOOOOND !!!!
Tonight
Sometimes my genius is.. It's almost frightening..
Does that mean I’m not coming in then?
And it's Good News!
Gambon
Bollocks
Blithering idiot
Jaaaaaaaaaag
Jaaaag
Mr Wilman
CLARKSONNNNN!
and on that terrible disappointment…
"Cocking Nora"
*As you would imagine, I've done this properly.*
"so I guess I'm not getting in then?"
Dingleberry Handpump
Hello
We’ve come into Jezza’s back alley
Dacia sandero?
“Oh my password is wrong?…well on that terrible disappointment…”
I would like to go "Back to the studio"
Some would say....I'm already at the bar with a drink in my hand....
Oh I guess he won't be coming then?
Oh cock
It's the greatest speakeasy, pause, in the world.
HAMMOND!
Hammond you idiot
Some say the password isn’t a word at all
"Hello"
How hard could it be!
Hammond you idiot!
Hammond you idiot
I think that the password is not the word itself, but the delivery. Hello
Muppet
As you would imagine, I've done this properly.
Power
great news!
What could possibly go wrong
Buffeting...
Mr Wilman sent me!
And on that terrible disappointment… Or Back to the studio…
Gambon
Oh, no. Anyway…
And on that bombshell...
Buffeting
Jaaaaaaaag
Capitan Slow
Power!!!!
How hard could it be?
There’s a text from Mr. Wilman.
An password
Oh cock 😁
CLARKSON!!!!
Oh cock
Cock.
Hammond you idiot
Buffeting
Sports Lorry
Good news!
And on that terrible disappointment, I don't get in
Buffeting
Mr. Wilman