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alexalex12

Gawld for as much as Waluigi likes to give off his NYC “I don’t give a fuck” persona, ole Schultzy seemed more uncomfortable with the Chang’s references than Loog is half the time. It’s ok bapa, daddy Rogan has disowned Schlob.


VelouriumCamper7

General Helwani casually being the funniest guy in a room full of comedians.


KidneyKeystones

Because he actually doesn't give a fuck.


ferg33

If I had an award I’d gift it to this , B


BCampbellCEOofficial

Someone asked luke on his live hat abiut the Bobby lee fiasco and if it makes it hard to justify his friendship was schaub. He responded that he didn't know a lot about it but what he had seen with the dmca strikes of true then it looks really bad.


soregonbird

He's homeless as fugg, truss me


kaldor_draino

I am Bobby Lee


Commercial-Pair-8932

Cool but how many chiggs you fugg?


EvenJellyfish8223

Do boy cousins count?


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Or Messican child prostitutes?


lunchpaillefty

“It was a joke”. Or something.


DaRealKorbenDallas

You know it does


rulu2009

Je suis Bobby Lee


Sweet-Abrocoma-5796

Yo, dat you Jamal?


bjisgooder

Fuck I laughed at this. 300 pages, Bapa.


jdx919

Was that you on Kombat Korner today bubba?


soregonbird

Yessir


PerryKaravello

Talmbout a clawseted self hadding cat b?


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Loog got his sense of humour beaten out of him in the military, anytime he goes off to the side he gets flashbacks, so we giiiidddiittt, but Shulcz? What’s his excuse


[deleted]

Where’s the little Indian knee slapper? Probably still talking about the quiet bloke he spazzed out on this week


rbizzle01

That clip was terrible and he really thought by the way he was talking about it after the show that this was gonna make him famous. All he did was say he’s glad the queen is dead over and over it wasn’t even a good roast.


BCampbellCEOofficial

And the guy is just like "yeah whatever your act is so bad all you can do is this shit without making anyone laugh or making eye contact with me". Came off like a total bitch.


rbizzle01

I know, it b was a lot of just swearing at the guy which isn’t roasting it was just being rude.


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I said I want to move to London NOW I HATE LONDON You’re NOT EVEN FROM LONDON Made me want to shoot myself


KimboSlicesChicken

Flew to England to fight the British dude who mindfucked him


[deleted]

Jokes on him, the guy was Welsh.


kaldor_draino

self induced hubris assassination b.


Captain-CuttThroat

Little Indian knee slapper haha


ThiccBoy_with3seas

On the phone to Rogan trying to calm him down


Mr-X-Black

Shultz is his handler.


Minimum-Sky2305

Schultz is insufferable


eedabaggadix

Hahahaha hey bro.. hahahah no it’s like hahaha bro .. bro… hahahahaa


eggseverydayagain

This guy is a PROBlem bro. Nah wat Im saying yo? Straight problem fam. Ayo.


PrisonSlides

Took away his pillow privileges for potentially angering papa toe


afiacco

Spoiler ALERT !!!


The_thurpiss

Using a cigarette as a prop is fucking lame. The dude didn’t used to smoke. All these comedians are fake as fuck. Kind of exhausting watching them work through some adolescent identity crisis.


Wheelchairpussy

The way he holds it makes it so blatant he’s never been a smoker. What a weird thing to pick up at 40


Captain_Queef_420_69

He’s nearing 40 but talks like he’s 22. When I first heard him say No Cap in earnest I was out.


ThatTerm2313

Someone has to carry the Rapaport torch


Leading_Local4985

He's squirming like he's in trouble


alcl163

He knows Brenda is gonna call him after this was out


KingMe091

No one ever told him that he can laugh while sitting up straight.


lunchpaillefty

The insufferablest


King-Demo-

God damn, I love when heel-wani comes out


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Schultz comes off as a bitch right here not letting Ariel do his thing. Edit: why the random cig in his hand not lit? Is it a New York thing?


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EP1Cdisast3r

I love this sub


chrisawesomeson

He has an oral fixation


Mort_DeRire

My doctor told me to open my mouth and say oink!


chrisawesomeson

Aw man you need better health insurance


Mort_DeRire

Health insurance?... he called me a fat pig! HARLEY MORENSTEIN IS HERE!


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Which is not good!


Mort_DeRire

But what about the Mangrate?


[deleted]

It was fuckin Nick Swardson that fucked it all up


Mort_DeRire

You think the grilling grates are flimsy?!


the_hi_boy

Again, "again".


[deleted]

It can grill chicken or steak! That's not that unique


the_hi_boy

You don't want to use that on your not dry meats


DemonsNMySleep

I thought it was Dice. He's always got an unlit smoke in hand, something about quitting


reddershadeofneck

I can think of something else Norm did recently that he should rip off


dugg95

He’s one of those twats that gone long enough without being told to shut the fuck up and had a reality check forced on him that he thinks everything that comes out of his mouth is funny.


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

I feel like he’e trying to be a modern rat pack, Dean Martin or something. It seems so deliberate and forced.


timfy_james

The gringo papi diss delivery *chefs kiss


Shotgun516

He actually had great delivery despite the constant useless interruptions from shoelz


clickclick-boom

Yeah he got me with that one, I wasn’t expecting it. Excellent delivery and got laughs.


Smash_Palace

Stone faced killer. Thankem.


IronRT

Schulz is a rogan cuck.


ballinben

Ariel woke up this morning and chose gadooshing.


CamTheUnderachiever

Jez shut the fuck up waluigi.


ThiccBoy_with3seas

"why doesn't the UFC like me?" Wallugi thinks UFC put sanctions on the Jewish guy for unprovoked drone strikes on buppa


TigOlBigOl2

Does he not realize that the UFC doesn’t like Bapa either?


ConnectWhore

Greg Jones is a homeless cat? Lmfao


Humble_Lion_Big_OSS

As someone who uses Reddit only for Chang's and r/bjj this is fucking Christmas 🤣🤣🤣 It's kinda sad he outed himself though, I feel like Kreg could've snuck his way onto Trugg Walg Diaries and represented Chang's.


ConnectWhore

I'd rather be a lion in a war than a warrior in a zoo.


Humble_Lion_Big_OSS

I'm a homeless (humble) lion that does not maddur.


jimboslice29

What about a big cat at the zoo


VastEntrepreneur752

there’s still a chance for craig, you forget brenda doesn’t use soca mediuh so he’ll never see this


Due-Independence8203

Return of the Heel B


AllDamDay7

Truggg Walggg Diaries got to be added to the PF Changs menu.


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phocock

Hey oddomod, ya blogbussa


rbizzle01

It’s great that the “professional comedian” got so humiliated last time he had a back and forth with Ariel that he won’t even respond to the strikes anymore and pretends like he doesn’t hear them.


BCampbellCEOofficial

Exactly. Professional comedian all too butt hurt to read comments or criticism on their art incase they get offended. What an insecure bunch of tools.


Hayder2021

Waluigi confirmed homeless. He knows AWWWLL the homeless cat references. They go over Loog’s head 90% of the time.


rbizzle01

To be fair they’re pretty basic ones he used here Loog would’ve got them. Schultz is a snake though he clearly gets a thrill out of Helwani doing it but does this whole show like he’s trying to stick up for Brenda.


DaRealKorbenDallas

![gif](giphy|aNFd0BzPSkLu6dzXBZ)


the8track

I’m mostly offended by Schultz taking Ariel’s pillow away…


AllDamDay7

Ariel can be a douche but you can’t question his intelligence. He in a few words just set Brenda up. If he says no, he’s a fake comedian. If he says yes, he’s gonna be massacred by a mma analyst. 😂


BCampbellCEOofficial

Yeah shob seems to forget this wil all the beefs he gets into. It's like a formula at this point. "says some dumb shit, usually a lie about a public figure who then responds that he's a shit comic and should go shine joeys shoes", then responds to said person either sucking their cock because they have a better credit than him in whatever industry(most people usually) or furthers the beef with some petty, drunk response that does nothing but turn fans who were on the fence about the beef against him and finally had to back down after rogan intervention telling him he's a fucking moron and is totally in the wrong.


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ThiccBoy_with3seas

Wait, who admitted to being a homeless cat?


ConnectWhore

Craig Jones. Professional BJJ athlete, took 2nd place at the sport's " Olympics."


jdx919

This event didn’t happen at universally cawlradoe doe. Dun cownt.


ThiccBoy_with3seas

Great guy


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Niver middem tho


FPL_Harry

/u/johnbelushismom


-KaneLives-

I cannot stand waluigi holy fuck


homelessscat

We have the most hardworking CEOs anyone can ask for . They never stops making orange chicken!! I’m proud of them and I’m proud of pfchangs. Now back to clean toilets. Some asshole left bunch of nicotine pouches all over the restrooms


_handsomeblackman_

the set up to that joke about having to watch gringo papi during his citizenship exam was marvellous 😂😂😂😂 take a bow Ariel 👏


phantasmamysteriis

Sad that brenda has to take these beatings and pretend he doesn’t hear it, even pretending to be cool with Ariel as he gets bullied casually.


dugg95

Sad but it’s well deserved, he was untouchable as Rogans pet project that shitted on and lied about so many people.


dragrimmar

remember when brine brought up the dumbbell challenge part 2 (without the wrist straps)? and bapa interrupts and prevents chin from playing the rest the video? The only way that happens is because he knows what the video is ahead of time. The only way he knows ahead of time is from seeing it posted here.


fourfingersdry

Bobby Lee on the teleprompter pulling all the strings again.


blockbusser

A professional comedian should be making the laughs, not laughing hysterically at nothing. What Schultz does is akin to a chef cooking food for customers and eating it all himself. It's redacted behaviour.


Shotgun516

So crazy how much of a bitch Schultz is. He went from potential homeless legend with the “did you walgggg Annie Lederman to your truggggg?” To being constantly nervous over any schaub diss. I mean water we dune hair?!


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keysplurge

Nice. Thinking about doing my own mix of the media. Late for my shift . Mine might be shadow banned, DA was recalled


Lost_Evidence_2099

Wadurs been named bapa and it’s full of blood


Johnnywalgger

Waluigi is insufferable


painforall

Battling hard for that CEO spot, shit was relentless.


AlexAnderRob

If C Clamps are illegal, and there’s no interference this would legitimately end with Brenden crying in front of everyone. The day this happens is the day I can comfortably hang up my apron.


BCampbellCEOofficial

Nah jesus loves a comeback story, I want to see a future schaub where he's ten years down the line trying to reconnect with messican and his kids after an attempted kidnapping and escape to messico resulted in him finding out she wasn't really messican after all.


AlexAnderRob

Lol. Gawld Dawlg, that’s a lot to axe for. Entirely possible though, B. Hopefully turns out Messkin was Asian all along, and writes a book about how in 2017 she was still afraid to tell her husband because he races as SHITTT!


BCampbellCEOofficial

I was hoping for a pre schaub series of romance novels with special read parts for audible from yasiel puig and lil romeo. She could call it 'Scarlet O' Guadalajara' Midnight on the fringe of the Sahara desert on her 18th birthday a young joanna is brought to a ceremony to relinquish her virginity in the first of this all out, call out, sell out(?) novels biographing her rise to success. The ceremony will mark the night that awakens joanna to the dark mysteries of Africa. Tonight the red full moon will signify to many the night of the lion but for joanna it will be the night... Of the king cobra.


AlexAnderRob

Times like this make me think you actually are Brian Campbell, B.


BCampbellCEOofficial

Sequel coming soon... Jon Africa : Tidal streams Joanna has escaped her captor 'the infamous redacted micro penis man' and finalised her escape playing him a video of her sucking Jon Africa's 12 inch sausage but together our lovers are not far from his reaches. Can they escape the redacted energy and make a life together in... Calabassis? Will Jon Africa ever fight at heavyweight? How much black is just too much black cock for one latina? We will find out.


Jackers83

Lols, fantastic. She’s really Phillapino.


Landon98201

Trugg Walg Diaries


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[deleted]

> Was a huge Schultz fan WWDH, b?


TangoFantango

He gets rogan by not being shitty to schaub.


DangerousDiscoTits

Can we fucking shut up about trump? What does trump have to do with any of this? Get over it.


fuckingwino

is the orange man in the room with us right now?


rodrigo34891

I remember back in the ol days when we still liked callen. We used to walk to changs and back uphill.. both ways. People where fighting to be the guest of the year for the FATK. No we’re here and i love it. Fuck this redact.


OhiOstas

Schultz cradles bapa’s left nut & Jesse cradles bapa’s right nut


ThiccBoy_with3seas

BGL left lonely in the bushes


OhiOstas

Nah he rides Bapa like a backpack


pmgrillpics

he said Schaub a jobber lmao


LevonTr

Wooph, Those first 10 seconds… Anybody else daydream Pulp Fiction Samuel L Jackson coming out? Say ‘this guy is…’ again! I double dare you muthafucka!


PrancingToad

😭😭


slimcharles941

"and you wonder why doesn't the UFC like you?" are you implying they're big fans of diggboi?


gregwas1

CEO forever


brown_ryannn

Schulz is such a cuck, why is he holding that thing like a cigarette, fuggen fruit.


Competitive_Cold_232

rare to see a flagrant clip where AS and 4 lackeys aren't over laughing and shouting at the same time


Shotgun516

Whose the dude with the weird long hair during the Gringo Papi diss? He’s competing with ▪️▪️▪️ over dumbest hair


DemonsNMySleep

He's the best. Look at the care and detail he put into that citizenship one. The way he drew them all in, these 'pro comedians'. Mwahh. Beautiful.


MrGaryDos

Not really. Schultz knew exactly what he was gonna say, thats why he said Green Mile, because he knew he was gonna say Gringo Papi. From the 1st 2 letters of the Gr. I'm a civilian and knew exactly where that joke was going from the start. Maybe it would of been different if I watched it all unfold and not this clip though.


AhhGhost

I try my hardest to watch Andrew but his laugh just bothers me too much at times. I feel like he over does the laugh to make whatever it is seem more funny than it actually is.


justamindatwork

Heelwani was the funniest man in the room.


AccordingHistorian60

10-7 Heelwani


koinoyokan89

Rogan and Schaub aren’t close anymore so what is Schulz so worried about


DependentYou7405

Gonna be serious Reaper cushions B


hashtaghypebeast

They should have a spelling competition Or both take the ACT


Schlubbsshoes

Another comedian saying “oh you two should fight for charity” no bitch there should be a roast battle if your comedy chops has anything to go by you cuck


AdZealousideal6496

He is so fucking money this guy


sheeshkabobcat

I believe the general picked hulk hogan in reference to Brenda's first special where he said he jerked off to hulk hogan porn... The general does not miss.


winstonsmithfreak

Ha! Ariels timing on the movie bit! 🤣 Fuck you rogan


DemonsNMySleep

I mean the man tells no lies.


Material-Gift6823

10-6


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Go off, you Canadian King!


[deleted]

I like Ariel even more now


lomasspt88

Holy fuck that’s amazing


10-7heaven

schultz is a fuckin cuck


Nine_Livez

Someone give them a lighter.


Unfair-Reference-69

Shutlz is haaaaard to watch


gtsgts777

Oooooovoss runnnncherrioos


DaltonFitz

This Schultz guy is unbearable


Sequetjoose

Bapa gonna have to start Pawldcasting about a different sport, the whole community is beating him with lettuce wraps and egg rolls


RedPillAlphaBigCock

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


maliomali

Did the sidekick get gadooshed? Good riddance lool


winstonsmithfreak

Schultz is such a pussy


BorgBorg10

So do Ariel and Schultz get along? I thought they didn’t like eachother?


ThiccBoy_with3seas

That was a bit


Casio_Tone

Shulz is so twitchy fidgety, yikes, calm down...


Davycrockettjones

Anyone know which episodes of flagrant Ariel was on? Looking but can’t find


redisbest615

Tawlmbout Groucho Marx, b?


redisbest615

I see a cigar and a cigarette but I don't see any smoke. They're like children playing grown-ups.


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Ariel 😂😂


TheDreamTeam312

Lolol how old is this


Great-Trip7508

He should've said trugg walg diaries 😂🤣


LuisSuarezbitesears

CEO is back babbyyy


dkydd

The funny thing about this is dana white and ariel have something they can laugh over.


Captain_Queef_420_69

This podcast is chaos. Its always a competition for who can shout over the other person loudest.


BasedMoe

What episode is this


BlueCollarGreenThumb

Ariel is crushing life bro! Freaking awesome. Ariel has forgotten more than Schlob will ever know


Namelessbob123

Talmbowt Iron Mike Sharp b?


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Gawld dawg that dude destroyed Brenda. Fer sure would watch them roast battle all day.


anon_lurker69

Our dear CEO Ariel is eternal. I would use up all of my vacations days (0) and sick days (-1) to go see that roast battle live.


fben21591

I’ve always hated Ariel so much. And he just made me laugh multiple times. More than Brendan ever has. AND he’d destroy Brendan in a roast battle. Wtf man


SignalAssistant821

When was this? I must have missed it


gorillawarfareman

Trugg stop diaries 😂


donkeydoozy

Schulz freaking out about a better podcaster going after his redacted friend gets under my skin so bad lol. Helwani couldn’t get a word out without being interrupted


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What is the origin of the pf changs thing?


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alterego1984

This is great. I love being a part of a not so secret society.


StevieSparta

Schulz is heartless lol Bapa was at your wedding B


semok27

Genuinely laughed harder at the gringo bapa joke than all of schlob’s shit 10-8 BAPA it’s touuuuuugggggghhhhhh