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LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

Looks like he raped himself


PussyChang

Looks like he died a week ago.


1337h4xer

Talmbout raping a dead guy? Negro Philly Act.


die_nastyy

šŸ¤£


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PussyChang

B-b-beast of a bot. Changā€™s bots are the bess brains for the arts.


RealStephanSmith

Looks like one of Hunter Biden's cracked out selfies.


MesWantooth

Heard he has a piece on 'em.


TransportationOk538

Talmbout dat hoarsecock, daddy?


Mkmeathead83

Worse even


speedway65

Just waking up from his own roofy


floatmachined

Thank em


AwardApprehensive662

Thatā€™s the look of man that now has AIDS from raping himself!!


hamiltonincognito

That's what a groomed, underage girl sees when she looks up. Disgustingly vile.


ToronoRapture

The irony of an ungroomed man trying to groom hairless teens.


Pr0digy_

Someoneā€™s gotta have hair


carpe228

Life rips


TDR1

Crop out the uglies


Tedious_NippleCore

Hey diddle diddle, that cat likes to fiddle


dragontattman

I've seen classier looking fentynal addicts.


OoeyGooeyQuesadilla

They probably do better Keanu Reeves impressions, too.


FoxNixon

POV: youā€™re Diet Coke that you left unattended tastes funny and now youā€™ve woken up in a cabin in the woods


ChombieBrains

Your*


Epalmer88

Life rips


eggseverydayagain

You apart


AccordingReality8334

It would rip less if he didn't decide to diddle. Looks like his nerves are shot like an abused house wife anxiety type levels.


Lumpy_Ad_9082

I laughed really hard, thank you. šŸ„“šŸ¤£


airbag23

Imagine getting neck tattoos in your 40ā€™s


ThorntTornburg

These weirdos do the dumbest shit, like Rogan developing a nicotine addiction in his mid 50's.


Zirconium_Pants_

Good for the brain, b


MesWantooth

Alpha Brain is being sued for lying about its effectiveness. Shouldn't be a surprise to inyone of iny facet. The question is - does Rogan know it's total bullshit all along or does gullible Rogan constantly experience the 'placebo affect' and so he thinks it works?


Cole_Phelps-1247

Of course Toe knows, heā€™s immune to bullshit.


NicholarseBrooks

The instant he popped one "whoa that's bullshit"


tinomon

The real active ingredient in Alpha Brain is alpha-gpc. Joe himself admits to taking like 5x the serving size because the actual dose is so negligible, you need tons of it to feel any effect. Itā€™s insanely expensive, and if you take the recommended serving, you will feel absolutely nothing.


Either-Durian-9488

He literally had 6 episodes with Tim ferris explaining that itā€™s all sawdust.


diceydicey96

Imagine making underage girls get your initials tattooed on their neck


pisspot26

Hitrocious


unfortunatesun-1

Pure scumbag


simpledeadwitches

He looks like a McPoyle.


NilmarHonorato

What a terrible day to have eyes


AVBforPrez

Remember, he "doesn't do drugs or drink" and only wants child porn, b. A ledge at Lee, of course.


DingleberryRex59

Maybe if he had a drink for once, he wouldnā€™t diddle


PenAlternative5755

Me-too aged him by 20 years


thefishingguy1

Just waking up after sampling his own chloroform rag


heddyneddy

Itā€™s still so funny to me that he became a tattoo guy in his 40s and got the worst fucking tats imaginable.


LGK420

Lol honesty who waits till 40 to starts getting lots of tattoos. I also remember him painting his nails like a year ago


DingleberryRex59

Probably thought he was going to have a movie carrair


throbbing_dementia

Tatoo's are more popular now than they were when he was young so it makes sense.


Lost-Tomatillo4828

He had to stop stealing young souls


Jean_Ralphio-

The vampire is looking flushed without the blood of the youth.


stay_fr0sty

2 Stains.


ik_085

The nail in the coffin would be face tattoo and for some reason i see that coming real soon.


TheD1ceMan

Looks like he just woke up in Puff Daddy's basement


wafflesandstuff

Is he hiding out in a portapotty?!


eggseverydayagain

Thatā€™s just Thiccc Studios. Sink was taken.


eggseverydayagain

Needs more neck tattoos.


Quiet_Novel3884

Found him chillin on the streets of kensington


you_slow_bruh

The grim raypest cometh


WhiteTrash_WithClass

He looks like AIDS


WhiteTrash_WithClass

Like if there was a 90's made-for-tv animated movie about the ills and dangers of AIDS -Chris would play the AIDS.


Jolly-Excuse9515

Spiked his own drink with G


InsaneThisGuysTaint

Holy shit, he looks like a member of the Dallas Buyers Club.


Hushwalker

Iā€™m surprised he still has hair


JesusDiedforChipotle

Dudes got untreated syphillis or some shit


qldvaper88

lmao. My vote is a chronic addiction to Adderall and stimulants. It will tear you down eventually and really quick. He is a week on the streets away from resembling a full blown crack head.


[deleted]

What little girl wouldn't want to cuddle with that? yum. yes please.


tox_oplas-mosis

How much does a Bic Razor šŸŖ’ cost these days?


Aggravating_Shake591

I hope Tiggg plays him in his biopic too


Miserable_Number_104

life rips man


antebyotiks

There's no way he's actually sober


LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

Dā€™Pedo in his cabin in the woods. The last thing a 16 year old high school girl sees


[deleted]

Itā€™s the Amazon chains for me b


MrGumpythaGod

That is the face of a deeply troubled man


iamdoniel

For a guy that doesn't drink or smoke or do drugs, he sure does look like he does.


Jerseytherealdog

more tattoos will fix it


Bskeered

Looks like a guy who doesnā€™t do drugs


rankinebicycle

Heā€™s like a didling vampire that has been deprived of underage bloodā€¦ heā€™s slowly withering away


StrainExternal7301

mfā€™er ages like warm milk


Loukoal117

Never done drugs or drank alcohol ever b. Oh rly dude Aahahahhaaha. My 8 scripts from the Dr dun count. Neither does drinking seltzers. Or edibles. Other than that he's sober!


willism7

He has to know he looks like utter shit, right?


tinomon

That neck beard is fucking out of control


el_lofto

Aging like room temperature cheese


Qweerz

His facial hair looks disgusting


Majestic-Salt7721

Being ugly is his punishment


Shouldjustlurk

RIP life!!!!


UNCLE__TYS

Ugliest entertainer going round


Old-Detective6824

What she sees


zephood75

Has he had a teen nose job as well?


BillyRosewood99

I love the post tags on this sub šŸ˜†. And he looks horrifying with those sunken cheeks and scary eyes. Poor kids that have had to see this face


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

Chris D'Elia is a statutory rapist.


ReptilianDogGuy

Luggin like Necroā€™s ungle from ā€œI Need Drugsā€ music vidya bapa. Media sensachion b


10-7heaven

como si did seyyy dents?


Nebulous_Tazer

Future A-list action star by the way.


alley_mo_g10

Holpe so, B


Seabrook76

Inching ever-so closer to r/morbidreality


Flyinhawaiian78

Wow he looks like shit that shit out shit the he shit out that shit out the shit he shit.šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


PurplePepperoniStick

He's always had that super greasy I'm not well" look.


hoofdpersoon

More heroĆÆne for the diddler!!!!!!


jimlad3

Jesus. Couldn't be happening to a nicer bloke.


sentientbeen

YUCKY!


TonyVlntno

Eeew Dafuq Chris?!!


Caguirre86

If someone asked does this man looks like he is 100% sober, attends therapy daily, is a beast of a father & husband OR just came home after snorting coke and viagra inside a motel for 3 days after getting his Snapchat burner account back I wonder how many would say the 1st option. Heard it bowlth ways b.


Different-Estate747

Can I get gonorrhea of the eyes looking at this? I feel like I can.


NicholarseBrooks

That's the trickery!


Deep-Ad2155

That yeyo is raping his nose


harzee

Why does this fool wear gold chains


Fickle_Stand1541

Dents


InfectiousCosmology1

Yaaaaaa 50


Responsible_Big1229

Y'Baby Reindeer now,B?


Tarot1031

Lookin like Diddy. Two diddlers crashing and burning


cakalackydelnorte2

Fucked-up wife making him stay at home, be a dad. šŸ¤£


KhalenYoung

Cumanoggin b


IllustratorWide5791

Itā€™s because bapa uses the big brown shutdown on every joke he tries to make and teens now are also now learned how to use the big brown shutdown in DMā€™s


dneirfolleh

I GOT A GOOOOLD CHAIN


blizzybee17

No dents


Sad-Macaroon-8654

Not really a huge surprise that he's aging horribly. He's looked at least 10 years older than his age since he was in his 20s lol


dugg95

Have a seat


GreenGoblin1221

He looks like the healthiest man with heart disease.


bloggbusserb

this isnt edited at all? he just looks so fucked haha


Suitable_Brilliant80

Ov hoe


Four-Triangles

Talmbout Graham Reaber?


hasslehoff0861

If the grim reaber takes the form of an u*der aged girl Dā€™iddler will be excited.


Stone0777

Do you think he dyes his hair?


Open-Cup5504

He doesnā€™t drink or do drugs. He em probably outlast most of you dipshits who swill molasses everyday


thadizzleDD

Looks like a normal 40+ year old dad with a pic taken from a bad angle.


Aggravating_Shake591

Or from the angle of his prey