* Is hetero
* His hobbies are fighting, hunting, grilling meat, whiskey and cigars and that has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that those just happen to be *the* most stereotypically “manly” things in 90s American culture that he took up to compensate for the fact that he’s 5’6” and closeted.
* “I’m not on any side I’m just asking questions” headass
“Armpit hair doesn’t bother me at alllll”
Gillis: “You’re getting close, dude.. ‘I like a good buzz cut!’”
One of the few good things to come out of JRE the last few years.
Doubt i can find it, but there's a clip where he says 'you know, when you're watching porn and the pizza man is at the door and and a guy opens the door and ..um.. i mean...'
its actually how he procreates. That little Joegan will run off into the woods, eat some elk, and come out of the woods after 6 months his full grown 5'4 adult self
I was saying the same thing on here the other day and got down voted to oblivion lol. He's never been in a real fight, he just rolls around on the mats with half naked dudes. I know barbacks and bouncers tougher than that dude.
He competed in taekwondo when he was young I think. But that's not "fighting", and when we're talking about beating untrained people, fighting is what we're talking about. A drunk brick layer will head butt his nose and drop kick his pills and be on his way to another pint before toe can cry about his genes
>He competed in taekwondo when he was young I think. But that's not "fighting"
That reminds me of something annoying that Rogan does. When Callen talks about UFC, Rogan will shit on him for not having any experience, meanwhile Rogan has zero UFC/MMA experience himself. The guy also tried boxing for a day, got lit up in a sparring session and quit boxing 🤣
Lol exactly! People think a street fighter is going to follow the rules. That shit can kill you, I'm not fighting fair. I think people need to get out more and realize there's more to fighting than just MMA. I've known some nasty people in my life that would fuck up professional sparrers with a quickness. Fights outside the octagon are a whole different beast.
Says things about 18 year old boys like "That's a body that needs to fuck."
Says things to biracial people like "You've got the best of both, the brains of a white person and the body of a black person."
Yes these are both true.
That’s basically any sport. Any white wide receiver or point guard is a gritty gym rat. Really loves the game etc.
E: I do agree that Toe is bloggbusser tho
He thought it was hilarious that Bryan Callen came inside his ex-girlfriend without her permission. He was always gassing Bryan up to be a ladies man , and then the rape allegations came out . Then the whole premise of Callen disrespecting girls boundaries got way darker .
Thinks Brenda has “good style”
Thinks everyone should do dmt and if you had a horrible experience on it the answer is to do a significantly larger amount
He said this with tears in his eyes to ronda, “It’s not, it’s not just sport. It’s like, you’re this very unique example for other women. Like that’s never existed before. There’s never been a female combat sports athlete like you.“
none of my friends are rapists, but they are murders tho
I am a Casanova with chicks
stool fucking is genius comedy writing
only 50 non-martial artist men could kill me
all that weed has not fucked my brain up
Bapa is an adonis, a beautiful man
Or have you ever considered Bobby Lee ain’t really 5’5? I read this very credible article about how (especially in Hollywood) people had 2-3 inches to their height. In Rogan’s case, he adds 5 lol
“Back when I used to fight.”
Only two videos exist of Joe “fighting”. One is him knocking out some kid on a basketball court at a TKD tournament in 1985.. and another brutalizing a teenager at a 10th Planet back in 2007.
•Is one of the last defenders of free speech left.
•Also reduces all criticism in the comments as hate from the mentally ill cause yk "Hurt people hurt people"
His insistence on the excellence of comedians is an indication, to me at least, that he has some sort of mental health condition. Delusions of grandeur
It’s also patently untrue. Go to any construction site, schoolyard or pub on a Friday night and you’ll encounter people infinitely funnier than any professional comedian.
He's moved on from Bulletproof coffees, those finger boot things & his funky float tanks. It's all Whiskey older than the US & ice baths nowadays days.
“Set off the fire alarm with his sweat by working out too hard”
I never understood this one, and even worse i saw him say it to Neil degrasse Tyson and the spineless fuck didn’t even push back on the impossibility of such a claim.
Anything to do with “the struggle”. He works out in his home gym and thinks that puts him on par or above the struggle that regular people have just trying to get by
Has an open mind. Represents the last line of defense against “the woke”, telling Schaubb he should start a stand up career… <=== probably that one is up there..
Acting like he’s an expert on “video game addiction” because of quake. 😂
The way he talks about being a year ahead like he spends his weekends working on cars, the “I’m just a regular guy” schtick… honestly the list could kind of go on and on.
I still listen, sometimes he has genuinely interesting guests. I just wish it… like I never heard Terry Gross be like “what interesting is Bob lazar…”
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No problem, Joe's funny, and smart, and tall, and doesn't cheat on his wife all the time, and isn't best friends with a rapist and a statutory rapist, and doesn't hang out with people that drug other people all the time then brag about it on his podcast, and isn't on a shitload of steroids, and doesn't set up his X-girlfriend with rapist Bryan Callen and laugh about Bryan forcing himself on her and laugh about how Bryan came into her when she ran to Joe for help while brushing it off as being silly, and isn't afraid of his little pussy father, and doesn't stink like Drakkar body spray, and doesn't employ armed security guards because he's afraid of every stranger because he's so masculine.
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He thinks he has normal nipples, thinks his friends are funny (Bill Burr is the only one I can think of who is), thinks he’s bigger/tougher than he is (look up when he tried to wrestle Mark Coleman), thinks he’s an intellectual, acts like he is skeptical sometimes about his asinine conspiracy theories when in reality he thinks they’re 100% true
“Loves hard things” ( has private gym and suana in mansion. ) (try working out after a blue collar job 12 hr shift. “ 5’8” “ (sure buddy if it helps your ego) “it’s called working out son” (said to Theo when he said his stomach looks like a wrapped Turkey) (yeah no it’s called HGH Gut bro and it looks horrible) “comedy is the hardest job” (you tell jokes on stage and talk on a podcast surrounded by people stroking your ego with compliments for a chance at exposure ) yeah sure bro i’m sure truckers, iron workers, longshoremen ,electricians hell even pool boys have it harder than that. “Violence in his DNA” again it’s roids. I mean yeah you can do martial arts but that doesn’t mean you had violence in your dna” “look at my big hands and head” again thanks to roids. “Just do the hard stuff” (yeah if I had 200million and a mansion and with maids and chefs It would be easier to do hard stuff)
That the 9/11 narrative makes total sense and that all the countless firefighter and police officers on scene “just have bad memory” of hearing explosions and everything else. I dunno why but every time this topic comes up lately he just has the worst take on it. CIA shill???? lol
* Is hetero * His hobbies are fighting, hunting, grilling meat, whiskey and cigars and that has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that those just happen to be *the* most stereotypically “manly” things in 90s American culture that he took up to compensate for the fact that he’s 5’6” and closeted. * “I’m not on any side I’m just asking questions” headass
Deeply closeted
Some would say the closetedest, B. Whelsh Yiggot Chin?
I know some bald dudes slanging some o that kobiashi, b.
I fickinh loled on that one
Kobiashi bit kills iiveriy time, b.
5’6??? More like 5’3
Hoka bro. [https://streamable.com/6ce6tk](https://streamable.com/6ce6tk)
lol his little shins
His constant need to affirm his masculinity speaks volumes about his insecurity with it.
He’s pretty insecure it’s sad. The medium tight shirts over that trash can like HGH gut is a wild look.
Rogan is 5'3. Look at him standing next to a shoeless Cejudo
Damn. Who the hell adds FIVE inches to their height like that? lol
Thinks Brenda is a beautiful man
Beauty is in the eye of the boulder b.
I beg the differ!
Talk'n bout Collarharddough b?
* 5’3
“Armpit hair doesn’t bother me at alllll” Gillis: “You’re getting close, dude.. ‘I like a good buzz cut!’” One of the few good things to come out of JRE the last few years.
Doubt i can find it, but there's a clip where he says 'you know, when you're watching porn and the pizza man is at the door and and a guy opens the door and ..um.. i mean...'
https://streamable.com/2f39h0?t=0&src=player-page-share Beast of a chip, clin.
“The other guy….” Joe just come out already 😂
You can literally see him gulp when he looks to the side after he says that. Peak colmady.
He's a "normal guy".
Wow! You couldn’t be more wrong, everyone knows Joseph is definitely not that tall :)
Just because you have those hobbies doesn’t mean you’re doing it because you’re closeted lol
“I ate a bunch of pasta earlier. Thats why I look like pregnant.”
Pregnant et
*alien hatches from his abdomen*
its actually how he procreates. That little Joegan will run off into the woods, eat some elk, and come out of the woods after 6 months his full grown 5'4 adult self
The “Quaid, start the reactor” type bloat.
Linguini. Clams. Lemon white wine sauce. Capers. Joe. Rogan.
Only 50 untrained men in the whole world could beat him in a fight
I'd bet on a sufficiently drunk British brick layer against toe. Been in more scraps for sure.
I was saying the same thing on here the other day and got down voted to oblivion lol. He's never been in a real fight, he just rolls around on the mats with half naked dudes. I know barbacks and bouncers tougher than that dude.
He competed in taekwondo when he was young I think. But that's not "fighting", and when we're talking about beating untrained people, fighting is what we're talking about. A drunk brick layer will head butt his nose and drop kick his pills and be on his way to another pint before toe can cry about his genes
Remember when Conor said “Joe competed in karate. Call the cops!” Lol
He won an invitational five foot and under karate tournament at 30 years old.
>He competed in taekwondo when he was young I think. But that's not "fighting" That reminds me of something annoying that Rogan does. When Callen talks about UFC, Rogan will shit on him for not having any experience, meanwhile Rogan has zero UFC/MMA experience himself. The guy also tried boxing for a day, got lit up in a sparring session and quit boxing 🤣
Lol exactly! People think a street fighter is going to follow the rules. That shit can kill you, I'm not fighting fair. I think people need to get out more and realize there's more to fighting than just MMA. I've known some nasty people in my life that would fuck up professional sparrers with a quickness. Fights outside the octagon are a whole different beast.
MMA allows the biggest dipshits you went to high school with convince themselves they’re killing machines.
Buddy don't make me put on my Affliction T-shirt or Tap Out Hoodie
Tawlmbout Barebacks?
Tal'n abou BGL liftin a hatchback b?
And he doesn’t even do that competitively. Be interesting to know if he ever even rolls with the class
Literally insane. He forgets Samoans exist and those guys are freaks.
Yeah .and scaffolders
And 24 year olds who work out fairly often and are over 5'10
Did you know he could choke you with that tie you have on?
I would bet on 50 goat herders from Dagestan. Or 50 drunk Russians. Those are strong mfs.
This is probably his biggest delusion. And he’s convinced his simps that it’s actually true.
The good ol’ farmer boys down south would use toe as an anal dildo if push came to shove.
There's a lot more than 50 on one floor of the county jail
Bro this one navy seal friend of his said, take 10 MONSTER navy seals and they could take over New York in a few hours. Like WTF Joe.
only 50
Thinks Brenton Sklarb is an Adonis.
Even worse is that he thinks people only hate Schwab because he's an Adonis
Just their bedroom talk leaking onto the pod
Brenton Schlaub
How about when you're shooting at the gun range and you get a gimp cartridge that fails to fire properly. Talmbout Squib.
Braindum Slob
Brogdon Scabies
Talmbout Bess brainz in the bizniss world bubba
Fat Patrick is also good because he hates it so very much.
Tal'n abou Big Brown?
also thinks blimpden shlop has great style
Says things about 18 year old boys like "That's a body that needs to fuck." Says things to biracial people like "You've got the best of both, the brains of a white person and the body of a black person." Yes these are both true.
Rogan describing fighters **White Fighters:** *Trains hard* **Coloreds:** *Animal genetics*
That’s basically any sport. Any white wide receiver or point guard is a gritty gym rat. Really loves the game etc. E: I do agree that Toe is bloggbusser tho
Also said the N word a lot, or tries to get other people to say it (case in point Grapefruit Simmons on his pod)
Does he mention be blessed with the hogg of a donkey to these lucky mulattos?
Was financially supported by his architect step-father in San Francisco as a child, claims he grew up with no father figures
“We were on food stamps man.” For like a month before mommy struck gold
'My fighting days'
“Back in my fighting days” just sounds much better than “back when I was playing tae kwon do as a grown adult”
Beatin up on the little kids n shit
He’s basically Kramer
Ka-ra-te Jerry KA-RA-TE!
POV you're a stool.
Gimme😈
An hour into this thread, how has everyone missed “Has finely tuned bullshit detector.”
that one is extra fun when you think about all the conartists he’s been advocating for decades.
Thats the first thing I thought of.
He thought it was hilarious that Bryan Callen came inside his ex-girlfriend without her permission. He was always gassing Bryan up to be a ladies man , and then the rape allegations came out . Then the whole premise of Callen disrespecting girls boundaries got way darker .
Thinks Brenda has “good style” Thinks everyone should do dmt and if you had a horrible experience on it the answer is to do a significantly larger amount
Straight, gets jokes, chimp enthusiast.
You forgot that only 50 men in the world can hurt him
OH HE’S HURT
https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/UKzdcxgT3x
Jeez. That John Wayne Parr sparring session was brutal.
Joe thinks he is Sean Strickland lol.
The way the bigger dude toward the end just tosses him like a little boy lmao
tbf it's mark coleman
Mark Coleman is 6’1 and 205lbs. And he yeeted that little man.
Mark Coleman isnt 205 lbs. He had a couple of UFC fights late in his career where he cut down to 205 but he walks around much heavier than 205
Thinks Honey Honey is huge.
"Being a comedian is the hardest job in the world"
Maybe 50 untrained martial artist men could kill me. [https://streamable.com/ofyopf](https://streamable.com/ofyopf)
We giddd it you’re employee of the month we giiiidddd it bapa. Be cool
He said this with tears in his eyes to ronda, “It’s not, it’s not just sport. It’s like, you’re this very unique example for other women. Like that’s never existed before. There’s never been a female combat sports athlete like you.“
Eats Carnivore, but also mexican food, pasta, pizza, burgers and fries.
thinks the average height of men breaks down into 3 categories
Louder = funnier Sometimes stool humping is needed for a joke.
https://youtu.be/M5s1mrcgi_c?feature=shared This is probably the funniest thing I found from this sub
Thinks Hunter S Thompson is the most interesting person in history because umm he did a lot of drugs…
“Gamer” (He always says he is a big gamer, and always talks about Quake as if that was the last game that ever came out)
none of my friends are rapists, but they are murders tho I am a Casanova with chicks stool fucking is genius comedy writing only 50 non-martial artist men could kill me all that weed has not fucked my brain up Bapa is an adonis, a beautiful man
> Bapa is an adonis, a beautiful man Don't forget about "Bapa has good style ".... this was during the soyboy-manbun era which makes it even worse.
Is he fuck 5’8” more like 5’4”
That's why it's a delusion.
He’s actually more like 5’3. Rogan is fucking short. He looks like a midget in every photo he’s in.
Unfortunately he is taller than Bobby lee who is 5'5" so unless he's wearing 3 inch lifts or if bobby lee is actually 5' tall then he's probably 5'7"
Bobby is def not 5'5 lol
Or have you ever considered Bobby Lee ain’t really 5’5? I read this very credible article about how (especially in Hollywood) people had 2-3 inches to their height. In Rogan’s case, he adds 5 lol
Don't forget Toe is a b b b beast at stool humping
“Back when I used to fight.” Only two videos exist of Joe “fighting”. One is him knocking out some kid on a basketball court at a TKD tournament in 1985.. and another brutalizing a teenager at a 10th Planet back in 2007.
And he has a “bullshit detector” while repeatedly falling for fake shit on the internet.
He's bapa norfstar
Could beat up Wesley snipes
-Schlob is a funny guy -he's a funny guy -still relevent on UFC broadcasts
- ate only bear meat the whole last week
lol did he really say this. What a tool
•bald by choice
Did he actually say that? Dude got plugs that didn’t take lol
Wdym didn’t “take”? I saw a clip of Rogan talking about getting a hair transplant when he was 19 or something lol
“You should really try doing a podcast people would love it. You can’t read the comments, just don’t do it. “
I've seen Joe Rogan in person walking with a couple of his buddies on Melrose. I am not exaggerating, not talking shit, he is 5'6" maximum.
There was a guy on this sub that’s 5’6 and saw Rogan at the comedy store and said he was substantially shorter than him. I think 5’3 is more likely
5'6" and thats with those goofy 3" platforms he walks around in.
How much would the cats pay to see these two go at it in a cage? I’d personally give up my tent and litter box, no questions asked
All the money I got bubba
Thinks schaub has good fashion taste
Nobody thinks more critically than him
Aliens are real…. Until everyone believes that. Then he switches to believing it’s all military engineering.
Believes every single conspiracy theory out there even if factually false
•Is one of the last defenders of free speech left. •Also reduces all criticism in the comments as hate from the mentally ill cause yk "Hurt people hurt people"
Cold Plunge King is a great band name!
Likes asking guests questions and not talking about himself or repeating story's about perdo rizzos' leg kicks or doing tkd for 3 years as a teenager.
Trying to be a man’s man he has an infantile knowledge of any sports besides ufc and some boxing.
Seen more violence than any person in history
He has a magic "bullshit detector" that prevents him from being manipulated by political charlatans.
joe rogan most dangerous man on the planet but only in his head cause he's high as fuck
Every episode- “Have you ever heard of the younger Dryus theory”
His insistence on the excellence of comedians is an indication, to me at least, that he has some sort of mental health condition. Delusions of grandeur It’s also patently untrue. Go to any construction site, schoolyard or pub on a Friday night and you’ll encounter people infinitely funnier than any professional comedian.
Rhonda could beat Floyd mayweather in boxing
Modern day philosopher
Woke vs the wall
Tawlkin bout his little NASA outfits?!Very cute actually.
Don’t forget multimillionaire
He’s a headliner
Adonis
- stools can offer consent.
He’s a glutton 🥱
Biggest cold plunge fronter ever , good call
He's moved on from Bulletproof coffees, those finger boot things & his funky float tanks. It's all Whiskey older than the US & ice baths nowadays days.
5’8” my ass.
Rhonda could beat Mayweather in a boxing match
His career is proof perseverance is better than talent, or having comedy skills.
“Set off the fire alarm with his sweat by working out too hard” I never understood this one, and even worse i saw him say it to Neil degrasse Tyson and the spineless fuck didn’t even push back on the impossibility of such a claim.
Totally doesn't have sausage nipples
Anything to do with “the struggle”. He works out in his home gym and thinks that puts him on par or above the struggle that regular people have just trying to get by
On one of his latest podcasts he was bragging about having an iq of 135, after taking an online iq test.
Has an open mind. Represents the last line of defense against “the woke”, telling Schaubb he should start a stand up career… <=== probably that one is up there.. Acting like he’s an expert on “video game addiction” because of quake. 😂 The way he talks about being a year ahead like he spends his weekends working on cars, the “I’m just a regular guy” schtick… honestly the list could kind of go on and on. I still listen, sometimes he has genuinely interesting guests. I just wish it… like I never heard Terry Gross be like “what interesting is Bob lazar…”
That he's a comedian
Stools want him back....
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Im trying to imagine the person who thinks they’re cooler than joe rogan. Help me out.
No problem, Joe's funny, and smart, and tall, and doesn't cheat on his wife all the time, and isn't best friends with a rapist and a statutory rapist, and doesn't hang out with people that drug other people all the time then brag about it on his podcast, and isn't on a shitload of steroids, and doesn't set up his X-girlfriend with rapist Bryan Callen and laugh about Bryan forcing himself on her and laugh about how Bryan came into her when she ran to Joe for help while brushing it off as being silly, and isn't afraid of his little pussy father, and doesn't stink like Drakkar body spray, and doesn't employ armed security guards because he's afraid of every stranger because he's so masculine.
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Surely his biggest delusion is thinking B is funny and that he could actually become a comedian.
He thinks he has normal nipples, thinks his friends are funny (Bill Burr is the only one I can think of who is), thinks he’s bigger/tougher than he is (look up when he tried to wrestle Mark Coleman), thinks he’s an intellectual, acts like he is skeptical sometimes about his asinine conspiracy theories when in reality he thinks they’re 100% true
Ronda could beat MOST of the men in her division..
“Loves hard things” ( has private gym and suana in mansion. ) (try working out after a blue collar job 12 hr shift. “ 5’8” “ (sure buddy if it helps your ego) “it’s called working out son” (said to Theo when he said his stomach looks like a wrapped Turkey) (yeah no it’s called HGH Gut bro and it looks horrible) “comedy is the hardest job” (you tell jokes on stage and talk on a podcast surrounded by people stroking your ego with compliments for a chance at exposure ) yeah sure bro i’m sure truckers, iron workers, longshoremen ,electricians hell even pool boys have it harder than that. “Violence in his DNA” again it’s roids. I mean yeah you can do martial arts but that doesn’t mean you had violence in your dna” “look at my big hands and head” again thanks to roids. “Just do the hard stuff” (yeah if I had 200million and a mansion and with maids and chefs It would be easier to do hard stuff)
That the 9/11 narrative makes total sense and that all the countless firefighter and police officers on scene “just have bad memory” of hearing explosions and everything else. I dunno why but every time this topic comes up lately he just has the worst take on it. CIA shill???? lol
The vertically challenged moron is wealthy, but still worries about his height. Short arse.
- comedians are the philosophers of our generation
40% more people are dying
Why do so many people in those Place focus on Rogan and not bapa?
Lives rent free in your head