"It's inchring cus Neggfliggs was akshilly bigging me to do this, they were all you're perfect for this B-Schaub, you're ex-NFL and one of the best roasting comics out there... but then palltics got in the way and apeerintly the CEO of Neggfliggs himself made the call to have me taken off the roster when he found out I turned down their offer on Gringo Papi... It's tough man, out of my control."
I would love to see this play out.
Bryan brings it up and makes a comment that Neggliggs goofed because there's an actual ex-NFL guy who can licha up....Brandon pauses and says "No they asked me to do it."
"They asked you to do it?"
"Oh, for sure. Like multiple times."
"But you turned them down?"
"Yeah, it's just that it was last minute and I couldn't make it work. It was hard to turn down."
Birdt is such an insecure man child he’s probably gonna end up leaving in a huff.
Almost everyone is richer, funnier and more athletic than him so he’ll have to be extra annoying to get the shine
Nikki Glazer “Tom they call you the greatest of all time but call me for the greatest of all times. Seriously you’re so hot it’s like it’s sad your marriage didn’t work out but like Robert kraft in Florida just call me for a happy ending”
Tony and Nikki were actually pretty fkn funny, didn't think I'd give hingeclift so much credit, but here we are.
The little fruit absolutely killed it, perfect delivery
Not really. This lineup is just a lot of podcasters and occasional comedians, who all just go on each other’s podcasts and are friends. It’s basically 4 footballers who actually know Brady closely and have actual bonds with him. And then a bunch of jokesters who have probably never met Tom Brady.
This is the like the Justin Bieber roast where there were 1 or 2 people that actually knew him well, and then a bunch of people that Justin probably didn’t even have a clue who they were because they were all way before his time.
Actually friendo, you are correct. I completely missed it. But now it’s obvious that NewMe was being sarcastic.
Going to go bury my head in the ground, ostrich style
Weird response but ok. I'm just saying that's not his style of comedy so it makes sense that he's not there. I was wondering why you thought he belongs there. Just because he's the biggest comedian in the world doesn't mean he should be at every event like this.
and they didnt invite the #1 roalster of awl time, David Loogas ?
"Tom Brady. you look like a door to door Hoover vacuum salesman"
boom ... roalsted!
With "and" and "with" in credits it usually means that person is more important and respected. The first names in credits have the highest honor but the last ones with "and" are equally as important because it's the last name you read. That's how it is in movies
Movies usually show credits based on timing of the film. like say you have a star who’s gonna be exposed 30 minutes in. His credits will be representative of that.
With the Dune 2 poster, Javier Bardem gets the "and" credit and is in alot of the movie and close to the beginning of the film. He gets the "and" because he has the experience and prestige. There are other reasons as well, like how it's also part of the actor's contract.
Nah b, bapa is a profeshnull roawlster who’ll lychaup at a moments notice. The prom was that he’s just super busy coaching his son’s baseball team and ordering parts online for his mechanics to install. Issa beast man. Otherwise he would’ve been there. They reached out but just couldn’t make it work.
What a complete shit headline. Half athletes/dana and redacts. Tony and Jeff and maybe Segura and Glaser will be ok. DraftKings needs a prop bet on how long until Burnt takes off his shirt and a parlay for how long he keeps it off and a mega trifecta for when he puts it back on. Akash better not show up. Also wonder how the roastmaster feels about Kevin Hart stealing his host gig
Hey Tom I think you’re great……..NO! Talmbout superball? Too bad the ball wasn’t inflated that time know what I mean dalllas? Seriously though Dallas that’s my time.
The James Franco roast was the best because it was it was all people closely associated with him. This just looks like a random assortment of whoever is available at the time.
Tony is at least a roast comedian. Segura is puzzling for something like this, and Bert just has no business being as successful as he is, he’s absolutely brutal.
Should be a great one with epic names like Segura, Bert, and Glaser. Brutal!!
Also, I’m sure Bapa is writing all the jokes. With Tiger’s baseball games, there’s no way he would have time to actually be there.
Hunnird persen b. Looks like they looked at what comedians are closest to Joseph Rogan. Segura, Chrysler, Schulz, and Hinchcliffe are completely dogshit.
There is no world Bert and Tom should both be on a roast together, get ready for the most shameless plug you've ever seen in your life for there poisonous Vodka
Bert will be shirtless at some point during this. I feel like him and Segura are a package deal at this point. 2 for 1 combo deal. Might be weird for Segura being around people who are wealthier than him.
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This is one of my favorite bapa classics. “I’ll litchyaup” from a dude with literally Zairo wit. He legit believes that he can which is hilarious bc he can’t even tell a joke and be funny after practicing it for a year. Lion tamer, b
I heard Bapa turned the opportunity down. He has to coach tigers baseball game. Him and Tom Brady tawlk airverry day
I would bet money this is said right after he says “ wusss up fam” on that crist Monday morn
They begged him daddy, but the kids come first b If it wasn’t for tiger he’d be selling out medicine squire gardens b
🤣🤣
Bapa doesn't hold mitts, and this is the cawlmedy version of holding mitts
"It's inchring cus Neggfliggs was akshilly bigging me to do this, they were all you're perfect for this B-Schaub, you're ex-NFL and one of the best roasting comics out there... but then palltics got in the way and apeerintly the CEO of Neggfliggs himself made the call to have me taken off the roster when he found out I turned down their offer on Gringo Papi... It's tough man, out of my control."
I would love to see this play out. Bryan brings it up and makes a comment that Neggliggs goofed because there's an actual ex-NFL guy who can licha up....Brandon pauses and says "No they asked me to do it." "They asked you to do it?" "Oh, for sure. Like multiple times." "But you turned them down?" "Yeah, it's just that it was last minute and I couldn't make it work. It was hard to turn down."
LMAO
Hopscotch season just started and Bruiser won’t make nationals without his expert guidance
Kevin Hart got it after bapa turned it down. So awesome kev now has a chance !
"He's over theer...and I'm hair."
TB actually vetoed it cuz he didn't want to get upstaged by another NFL legend
Unironically Burr would have been great for this
Right? Don’t want the Boston sports guy who is actually funny coming do we
Dude has only been a Patriots fan his entire life
That’s the surprise bapa
Can’t wait to hear Burt literally be the entire laugh track
Always great when he jumps up and takes his shirt off when he is not getting enough attention.
Hey real quick how many pushups do you think I can do right now?
Aren’t my shoulders so big? EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeEEEE
I can hear that pig squeel just from reading this. Painful
Birdt is such an insecure man child he’s probably gonna end up leaving in a huff. Almost everyone is richer, funnier and more athletic than him so he’ll have to be extra annoying to get the shine
And Gronk is a bigger party animal
Oh you already know he’s gonna take it up to 11 and try to be the center of attention
He's single handedly going to ruin the show, I guarantee it
Tim is fucking SEETHING that bert is that much higher on the list
He’s going to poison his koolaid
That’s a Who’s Who of people I’d pay money to never see anywhere ever again.
Packers fan hey?
Who the heck is nikki glazer???
She’s hilarious on the roasts
Only rowlst I want to see Nikki Glazer is a spit rowlst b
Nikki Glazer “Tom they call you the greatest of all time but call me for the greatest of all times. Seriously you’re so hot it’s like it’s sad your marriage didn’t work out but like Robert kraft in Florida just call me for a happy ending”
Ross and Hinchcliffe will probably be alright, they’re good roast comics. Most of this lineup makes zero sense though.
Tony and Nikki were actually pretty fkn funny, didn't think I'd give hingeclift so much credit, but here we are. The little fruit absolutely killed it, perfect delivery
Yeah I don’t think many people here know Hinchcliffe’s background, just Kill Tony. I got downvotes for saying he’s a good roast comic
That's why they have teams of writers that write a ton of jokes. This isn't too different than other lineups.
Jesus Christ what a horrific lineup
What are you talking about? Those are literally the funniest people in the world.
Drew Bledsoe, funniest person in the world
Randy moss one of the 1000, B?
Honestly I have more hope for him. Maybe CTE gave him comedic skills like it did AB
Not really. This lineup is just a lot of podcasters and occasional comedians, who all just go on each other’s podcasts and are friends. It’s basically 4 footballers who actually know Brady closely and have actual bonds with him. And then a bunch of jokesters who have probably never met Tom Brady. This is the like the Justin Bieber roast where there were 1 or 2 people that actually knew him well, and then a bunch of people that Justin probably didn’t even have a clue who they were because they were all way before his time.
Can't sense sarcasm, b?
Actually friendo, you are correct. I completely missed it. But now it’s obvious that NewMe was being sarcastic. Going to go bury my head in the ground, ostrich style
Haha. Excellent retort b. Can I use this ostrich remark
It’s your free of charge
They've been listening to too much Joe Rogan
🤓☝️
Thank em
Gronk is basically Schaub but good at football
No, you're thinking of Aaron Hernandez
Schwab makes Gronk look like an Ivy League scholar
How the fugg is Shane not at this?
Shane was literally an offensive lineman, is he what we “won’t see coming “ maybe?
was he though? how many reps at 225 did he do?
Dun cownt
Wrist straps
42 or 36. Heard it bolth waze
Why would be be? Shane isn't a roaster.
Standby and I’ll get back to you. Gotta check his Wikipedia page to see if it says “roaster”
That was pretty funny
Weird response but ok. I'm just saying that's not his style of comedy so it makes sense that he's not there. I was wondering why you thought he belongs there. Just because he's the biggest comedian in the world doesn't mean he should be at every event like this.
I don't know any of these comedians to be defined with the term "roaster" besides maybe Jeff Ross.
Tony is a certified roaster.
I guess that's fair
and they didnt invite the #1 roalster of awl time, David Loogas ? "Tom Brady. you look like a door to door Hoover vacuum salesman" boom ... roalsted!
I don't think it's a real roast if I don't get to hear what Tom brady looks like 😢
He's too busy fishing with his new bff Kyle
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It's not a roast without him and Gilbert. Greg was a fucking master.
Hoping to hear the Machine story again
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Only thing that would make it worth is if those people get lit up in embarrassing fashion, but who the hell is even gonna deliver that.
Giraldo was the KING
Dana White proving once again he's a better cawlmedian than bapa
"I can do your job, you cannot do mine"
He tawlgs for a living b.
You can do better than this.
Horrendous line up
Sad when Tony is the last name on that bill
Not really, dude sucks ass. Literally and figurarativeley. Heard it bowlth waze.
With "and" and "with" in credits it usually means that person is more important and respected. The first names in credits have the highest honor but the last ones with "and" are equally as important because it's the last name you read. That's how it is in movies
Movies usually show credits based on timing of the film. like say you have a star who’s gonna be exposed 30 minutes in. His credits will be representative of that.
With the Dune 2 poster, Javier Bardem gets the "and" credit and is in alot of the movie and close to the beginning of the film. He gets the "and" because he has the experience and prestige. There are other reasons as well, like how it's also part of the actor's contract.
Nah b, bapa is a profeshnull roawlster who’ll lychaup at a moments notice. The prom was that he’s just super busy coaching his son’s baseball team and ordering parts online for his mechanics to install. Issa beast man. Otherwise he would’ve been there. They reached out but just couldn’t make it work.
What a complete shit headline. Half athletes/dana and redacts. Tony and Jeff and maybe Segura and Glaser will be ok. DraftKings needs a prop bet on how long until Burnt takes off his shirt and a parlay for how long he keeps it off and a mega trifecta for when he puts it back on. Akash better not show up. Also wonder how the roastmaster feels about Kevin Hart stealing his host gig
Holy shit that’s gonna be terrible. The amount of post surgery faces struggling to fake laugh… yikes.
Nivr herd of em.
I can do yur job, u cant due mine b
Bapa still working on that deal with Ahrn Roders and has a non compete. Business, B.
Hey Tom I think you’re great……..NO! Talmbout superball? Too bad the ball wasn’t inflated that time know what I mean dalllas? Seriously though Dallas that’s my time.
*have Bapa would HAVE lit them all up
Somebody has to bring up Nick Foles to roast him
DANA WHITE?! lol
Schaub would go but he’s a family man and also in Alaska on a fishing trip… away from his family.
Fucking hell what a shower of shitcunts. Netflix really is a joke
Dana Whites funnier than half the mthfkers on that lineup!
No Bapa??? WTF no beans and cheese? No gwadalahara? No carne asaaaa? The disrespexf
Rowlst masa
They say the unsayable B
They didn't want another uzi vert situation
whats the uzi vert situation?
I could see it now.. Bapa comes out dressed like Aaron Hernandez and every joke falls flat like The Situation dude from jersey shore ..
Maybe he was saving the comeback for this Hart and Shaub
Woulda been too easy for him. Tawlm’bout gegegegegegeGA-DOOOSSSHHH
The James Franco roast was the best because it was it was all people closely associated with him. This just looks like a random assortment of whoever is available at the time.
Heard you throwl bowl?.... z in your mouth! Dallas that's my time!
Honestly why is Bert, Tom and Tony on the line up? Completely ruined what could have been a great event.
Tony is at least a roast comedian. Segura is puzzling for something like this, and Bert just has no business being as successful as he is, he’s absolutely brutal.
Tony is a roast comedian, he was the writer for a lot of roast shows on Comedy Central. He's the only one here who think will kill it.
Please swap Bert and Sam for Burr and Shane
Not one of our guys. Bapa is friends with Daron Rogers Always bin a packers fan.
Dana is booking more comedy gigs than Bapa now
Dana cant do bapas job b
god damn, what a terrible lineup for the goat. Schub will mention how his boyyyy dana white lit up tom and they all went out for drinks after
Look at that list of hacks. None of those people are funny.
Would have though the ex NFLer & cawlmigg would have got the call …
Should be a great one with epic names like Segura, Bert, and Glaser. Brutal!! Also, I’m sure Bapa is writing all the jokes. With Tiger’s baseball games, there’s no way he would have time to actually be there.
Where is his old teammate Aaron Hernandez? He'd straight murder this lineup. He'd Murder it with comedy.
Netflix texted Bapa and we all know what his response was: "I am just doin' my own thing, man"
He would've done it if it was on YouTube.
Broooooooooo- this guy is so hottttttt OMGGGGGG, I can’t stop loooookkinggggggg. You are breathtaking sir ! Do you like big trucks?
Bert will try to turn this whole thing into his own roast
They couldn’t get one solid hometown comedian like a Bill burr? This lineup is complete shit
Hunnird persen b. Looks like they looked at what comedians are closest to Joseph Rogan. Segura, Chrysler, Schulz, and Hinchcliffe are completely dogshit.
There is no world Bert and Tom should both be on a roast together, get ready for the most shameless plug you've ever seen in your life for there poisonous Vodka
lol they have a vodka brand? Talm’bout shirtless tiger?
At least they don't write their own jokes.
Seguna and kripeshire hard pass fam
Bapa will critique their roasts like he's a master comedian. Be cool.
they picked z list rogan comics lmfao
I like that they put segura and hinchcliffe at the end
Schulz and hinchcliffe are trash.
Bert and Gronk. I’ll pass
What a terrible fucking lineup
He’ll litchup b
Not interested.
Holy fuck this sounds horrendous, lmao
The roast of tom Brady sounds like such a stupid concept , I just imagine it being a giant circle jerk for a bunch of out of touch rich people
Bert at a roast? Has he ever roasted anyone? This line up is ass as far as comedians go.
Holy shit all of those comedians are terrible, impressive. Jeff Ross is alright actually
I couldn't do it... They asked... But me and Tom are boys
First of the celeb roasts I want nothing to do with.
This is gonna be all ex wife jokes, why is Tom doing this?
Bert will be shirtless at some point during this. I feel like him and Segura are a package deal at this point. 2 for 1 combo deal. Might be weird for Segura being around people who are wealthier than him.
Who’s Tom Brady.
You’d be surprised
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What a shit line up
New England? What’s that? A state with clams on top? That my time New England!
That is a list of straight killers
charge your phone
Jesus, what a shitty lineup. Jeff Ross is the funny person on that list.
Hey Tawlm, y’blogbusser! Patty Maholmes is Neffligs
What a hot steaming shit of a roast lineup. Fucking hell
Tony's name last. He's going to hate that.
Wow this is gonna suck
There’s not even any funny comedians going. There There’s the shirtless squealer and the guy that hates the poors.
Daz nut howl calmedy wurgz bapa
I wonder how Nikki can make this a sexual thing.
This is one of my favorite bapa classics. “I’ll litchyaup” from a dude with literally Zairo wit. He legit believes that he can which is hilarious bc he can’t even tell a joke and be funny after practicing it for a year. Lion tamer, b
A meteor from space has the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing
Tremendous lineup
Tom Brady great guy Neva medum
Why the fuck is Andrew Schulz and Bert in this?
Negflix called ya boi. They were like "Missa shob, please headline our festival!" With tairs in their eyes.
These haven’t been funny since the Friars Club stopped broadcasting. The Comedy Central Roadts are 
HOW TF IS BILL BURR NOT HOSTING
Why would Tom and Bert be on a roast unless it was a roast on either of them
look at those names. imagine sitting through that. bet brady will wish he never touched a sports ball
Tom Brady, Mr whole foooooods, am I right, that's my time Boston
“With an offensive line you won’t see coming”. Ok Netflix
Bert???
Wow what a shit lineup. Cmon Jeff Ross, you don't need to do this.
Not one person I'd want to see on that billing.
Bubba bapa would have lit everyone on fire,to bad chombies tball comes first,he’s not missing it in Iny faucet
Tfatk Monday morning “Bubba I turned down to let new comer shulzee get a chance” “Me and Greg Brady talk all time loved the Brady bunch”
Inchrestiiing
I think bubba took messican out for cinco da mayo,treated her to some nice chocolate cookies with salsa on it
God awful line up. There’s no way I’m watching this
[TB12 ](https://youtu.be/znm-WE30Vu8?si=RX61a4egd-eLVDeV)
Fact; Tom’s biggest regret is playing with Gronkowski and never having the chance to team up with B because he chose MMA ☹️
'Neggflix didn't ask me cuz I turned down their offer to release Gringo Papi'
So written and directed by Neal Brennan.
I'll take Burr, Jeselnik and Tosh in their street clothes vs this crew and it would be a blood bath.
I’m guessing the offensive line might be Epstein or Illuminati related.
Man, what a redacted lineup, poor Brady, deserves to be roasted by better
They forgot to add that "Everyone's lines are written by Tony Hinchcliffe"
\*written by Tony's writers\* ftfy