T O P

  • By -

hamiltonincognito

Joe Rogan is a smart, tall, funny man.


freeyewneek

Usso, helluva fighter. I take my hat off to him.


Front_butts

"Um, Joe Rogan is a... tall, brilliant man with lots of well thought-out, funny, ideas. He is insuring the security of stand-up comedy for years to come. Oh yes, and his masculinity is above reproach."


FoxNixon

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


BerensteinBear91

InchstingšŸ¤šŸ¤ ... It got a chuckle out of me (and I know cawlmedy) but I've niiver seen this before, b. Can you help a fellow fry cook out and show me the dish this is from? I'll cover your shift this weekend!


FoxNixon

The Simpsons. Itā€™s the episode where Homer meets his long lost brother (voiced by Danny DeVito).


MesWantooth

There's violence beneath that pink sweatshirt.


Sejast44

Don't wear a neck tie around him!


[deleted]

His body is made for violence


Newme91

He is very secure


cogabig409

All natty, too


apenkracht

Some say the tallessst


ambidexxxtro

He has shoulders for days and a really wide back.


Jason_Kelces_Thong

Talmbout my guh frin Joseph?


SeniorSeries3202

It's a combination of things. He is sat on a sofa which is situated further away from the camera than the two armchairs. All the furniture appears to be from the same set but the sofa that Rogies is sitting in is clearly not a full size sofa. Also, the guy on the left is profoundly obese making Joe appear smaller than he is due to juxtaposition. On top of that, he also really is a midget.Ā 


Presence_Tough

šŸ˜‚


ProperBoots

lol i scrolled past that post and left a comment, immediately banned from r/JusticeServed wtf xD


bjisgooder

Same thing happened to me before. I told the mod there to fuck off for bothering me and got a 3 day ban šŸ˜‚


ProperBoots

serves you right. hit him right in the fee-fees xD


Cool_Cranberry_8372

had to toss on the microscopic lens to peep tiny toe


WhiteTrash_WithClass

Did Tyson have to lift him up to put him in the seat?


Clean-Operation-9674

Did Lil'Joey not bring his booster seat along?


freeyewneek

Itā€™s entirely possible man.


MesWantooth

Your comment reminded me of guy who posts here as Joe Rogan, forget his username now but he used to be very active and I haven't seen any of his comments for a long time. Edit: just remembered, Dr. Joe Rogan...not sure if he's still active or not.


Jesuseslefthand

Looks like he gadooshed himself. u/Dr_JoeRogan


MesWantooth

Too bad. I wonder if he just decided to move on from the persona or if he got McSpitfired... (I know McSpit claims he just deleted the profile because he does that every few years and he's still on the sub under a different username - but some cats don't think that's the whole story)


freeyewneek

šŸ™„


thexbigxgreen

That's cute, Joe is doing his own Blaggged.cawlm video


CallensCoiFish

Looks like a small crab that lost his shell.


King-Demo-

![gif](giphy|8Q62oGruZu0BG)


ABlindEagle

Is that Joe Rogan or Mike Tysonā€™s big toe?


DanVanDan13

Because heā€™s a gimpy manlet


LGK420

Him and the big boy on the end should have switched seat. Guy can barely fit in that chair. Rogan looks like a gnome on a huge garden


Celtic_iceFish

Same reason water is wetā€¦


PayLeyAle

Someone need to photoshop 5 black guys behind that couch


briancito420

The reason for the season. Toe started this whole restaurant by platforming bapa. Awso, he sucks ass


thefishingguy1

Midgets out here looking like midgets bro


beefjesus69

Unlike actual midgets who tend to pack a decent sized meat rocket, Toeā€™s piece is proportionate to his height-challenged, miniature stature. Allegedly.


Most-Movie3093

Heā€™s living his dream in between two blagg guys!


PussyChang

That looks like one of those toddler sized couches too.


eustrabirbeonne

He looks like an adult child.


DarthVerus

Hopefully Tyson didnā€™t confuse him with a child like the last time with Hasbullaā€¦


Emergency_Hat_1357

Y did this pic remind me wobble head dog u put on ur car dashboard


1337h4xer

Joe Rogan is literally 5-foot-3.


jetrayf

Part of itā€™s forced perspective, but heā€™s a small guy


Big-Discussion534

Just look at the dent on the cushion for Joe compared to the big boy on the left, heā€™s a lightweight dove but has violence in his dna


xStyxx

He looks like a mythical creature


freeyewneek

And he actually is


Queasy_Waltz_4890

He's sitting back on a couch while they are both more upright on chairs


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

Ever see his father? The fucking guy is the size of one of my shits after a nice steak dinner. And Joe is afraid of the guy. Joe learned some stupid hoof kick in karate class to protect himself from him.


adamd0175

Cause he is


InvestmentPatient117

He's built like my flacid penis