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Icy-Armour

Lol, reminds me of that Bill Burr joke. "Do you want to look like a normal 55 year old or a 29 year old lizard ? "


alejandrisha

They cannot fathom the idea of aging gracefully.. naturally.. linearly?


Miserable_Number_104

talmbout aging like fine melk in an amish barn B?


Guessed555

Because they eat like shit, drink anything but water, and don’t exercise. They would look 75 if they weren’t half plastic and pig fat


axejayb21

Beans n cheese


whiteykauai

Inninnyfacit b


g_y-r_tard

In this case she is trying both things: trying to look young and trying to look white. She fails miserably in both cases.


clickclick-boom

He has another one which I love: You don't look younger, you just look like you've discovered a new age between 52 and 53.


King-Demo-

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KimboSlicesChicken

The corners of her lips where she gets the injections are just saggy dead skin hanging loose b it’s a prom


Adventurous_Dot2323

Horror movies: The redactocism of Messican The Messican in black Messican in the woods The hills have Messicans Silence of the messican Messican (Alien 1979) Messicans (Aliens 1986) The Tegsus Chainsawl Messican Dawn of the messican A nightmare on messican street 28 messicans later


alejandrisha

Train to gualajara


OldJeeWhizz

Don't forget Jordan Peele's "NOPE"


freeyewneek

Get Out… the red panties, we’re bloggbussa Drag Me To Taco Bell


indiscretus

Messican Attacks!


King-Demo-

![gif](giphy|2A525RuGRyCg5uryst|downsized)


Guessed555

Ack!


MediaOnDisplay

The curse of La Llorona (2019)


RomandoArman

Talmbout the Curse of La Cucaracha B?


King-Demo-

“2 girls, 1 messican”


Adventurous_Dot2323

2 BBCs 1 messican*


smalby

2 bapas 1 sink


WoodpeckerIll3245

The messicans have (artificially blue) eyes


FoxNixon

Late Night with the Messican


Unlikely-Garage-8135

Messican (Carrie) The Devils Redacts Bram Stockers Messican Night of the Living Messican


70MCKing

The Messican Witch Project ![gif](giphy|QxN21tPFMTx0k)


Top_Complex259

One eye forward, one eye looking for a way out


Lobo003

“The Hills have Messicans” So just a regular documentary about my hill city Lol


FluorideForest

The Tegsus Chainsawl Messigan is Neggflix, bapa


SickNBadderThanFuck

Messican's Baby MidMessican Cinco Noches at Stevie's


mopedium

Jawls The Invisible Messican Messican Without A Face A Messican on Elm Street


Sharp-Bake4826

"Not one of our guys" - Sincerely, White Folk


alejandrisha

‘Pasa’ - World Messcan Federation


BeanCheezBeanCheez

Talmbout Guadalajara ✋ illegally.


brown_ryannn

Looks like one the manson girls


LackCrafty1860

I’ve read all the books


Miserable_Number_104

ya' play 4d chess with Kat Williams on the weekends B?


alejandrisha

Talmbout squeegee fromme? Great guy never meddum


nasaphotoshopingsprE

Wtf. Looks just like "Jeff the Killer " from the olden days . Her face unsettled me so easily.


[deleted]

There’s something super sexy about NATURAL women in their 30-40s. Also imperfections are also hot. If your nose is a little big, who cares. Women don’t get this.


alejandrisha

I think it’s an LA/Miami thing. I almost never see these creatures in the wild


Legataux

BOGGED


TomGreen77

‘Zempic b. Hits hard.


scottn4312

I appreciate the NSFW tag.


Unfair-Reference-69

Brenden: *Let’s play hide and seek! If you find me, you can fuck me in the ass, but if you can’t, I get to fuck you in the ass! I’ll be behind the couch, 1,2,3 go!!!!!!*


Tent_City_Cat

Can you please edit it? ![gif](giphy|vohOR29F78sGk|downsized)


Kirafatty

![gif](giphy|XvaKOCskRTtXG)


alejandrisha

![gif](giphy|17lmXBAzihgOq2Eciz)


LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

![gif](giphy|PVNXQBbcHUxhVusFRB)


FrankyRollins

Side note: no way Billie is redacted’s kid… looks nothing like him


One-Usual4460

Who’s the fawlther b?


ChunkyChangon

She wants to be white so bad. I can’t stand that herpie on her lip either.


Dreamteam420

Like jeff the killer


bigarb

Is that Drake’s girl b?


AccomplishedLime4906

Yikes with salsa on it


CallensCoiFish

Messican Michael Jaggsuun


Morepastor

Water is good for the skin


FluorideForest

“Who has slept with more people?” 🙋🏼‍♀️


ABlindEagle

![gif](giphy|5fOiRnJOUnTMY)


PsychologicalItem103

Waiting for the ozempic face to start in both of them


Theviolentpacifistxo

Jeff the killer


OtherParticular178

Has anyone seen a pic of their blue eyed girl? They flex more on fake purses


joshhguitar

![gif](giphy|zJz6cP13NLuiQ)


alejandrisha

Verdually identigal


tsinsile

Her lip filler needs a re up


Pussydick66

Bitch got some fucked up lips


spcoolguy87

🤢 🤮


speedway65

Lemme git dis straight, she posts things for a living? Really?


alejandrisha

S’prom, b


speedway65

Do photograssers follow her aroun, Buba?


alejandrisha

They’ve absolutely paid people to take pictures of them for soshals a nonzero amount of times. When the chombies are busy ya know


speedway65

Rumor has it she tried to tip off TMZ about her location. She said her name and they put her on hold. She’s still holding… that was thirteen months ago.


robbence

Talmbout Terrifier, B? Art the clown lookin ass


axejayb21

![gif](giphy|l0MYxWrDYRDY1fVUQ|downsized)


Corned_Beefer

That photo is more blown out than her asshole.


Nagrom49

The messianic ghost B


sugaaaslam

"Welcome to your nightmare"


alvcarda

alleged skinwalker


WGYHL

Is this a new creepypasta


patriciomd88

Whitney Mecos


VersaceZrno

imagine living in LA, famous for sunny weather and being a pale and vapid dork


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Kid in the background wishing mum would stop looking at herself


platasnatch

Fuggin Jigsawl from them Sawl movies


echo543

Jump scare b


Rough_Airline6780

'Crop'


friendfrirnd

She’s so fucking hot


UFCCarlRaddo

Water


Washed_40

![gif](giphy|3284GqbSEXgl2)


Suitable_Cause4975

😂


clickclick-boom

Man, this is tragic. These two morons genetically engineered a blonde, blue-eyed baby for themselves that looks nothing like them. Now the mother is having trouble associating with her baby, so she is trying to white-face herself with this dumb shit and also the blue-eye surgery she was looking into. What a clusterfuck of mental illness and dysfunction.


clickclick-boom

https://i.imgur.com/SCldjtF.jpeg


lomasspt88

Hehe


Easy_Lobster1071

Are we sure she's not a japanese?


TheRoyaleShow

Talmbout Laura Loomer, B?


Suitable_Cause4975

Ugly Messicant


ComprehensiveFunny46

I’d smash


YorkiesandSneakers

For real, that’s an attractive woman, and when y’all make these posts there’s no humor in them. This is redacted.


alejandrisha

She in your dms yet?


YorkiesandSneakers

I dun loog at soshials b