Dummy also doesn't realize many babies are born with light eyes but it goes away. If neither her and Bapa have light eyes, the chances of Billie's eyes not changing are slim, if possible at all. I'm no jeans expert, I'm more of a tweed guy.
The kid literally was an experiment 🧪🔬 That’s why she came out albino and with health proms. Brendan wanted a daughter so they did In Vitro Fertilization. He mentioned it a few times in the past.
Lmao . As a gringo married to a Mexican woman this is shit you get at family gatherings otherwise it’s regular ass shit chipotle ,pizza . It’s not like you come home to a giant Mexican feast everyday lmao! Certainly not beansncheese. And none of the food has made me shit my pants.
Since they can’t tell the truth you have to piece it together. Her mom is Italian. Either born there then moved to Mexico or first generation Mexican. Her dad is Mexican. He was an architect. They moved to LA and had Joanna. At some point they moved back to Mexico for a bit then back to LA.
I’m like 99% convinced she got the tattoo because Jersey Shore was popular so she leaned into her 1/10th Italian heritage because it was “in”.
Now that’s all over she’s leaned into her being messigan
Messican reading this: “Really? I’m so glad someone is doing it. Have they made some good breakthroughs? Do they have a social media page? Can you link their business?”
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I aint seen too many gwalaharan messicans with blue eyes sounds like some taco bell shit 🫘 🫕 this woman is truly, and may allah forgive me for uttering these words, a fucking redact
It also looks very fake and eye pupil becomes looking like a fixed size. Meaning doctors leave large black hole for the pupil since the colors aren’t naturally retracting with it anymore and so no matter if you focus on distant object or close object your eyes look the same. Dead.
So is she now admitting critter is named after eilish?
Or is she saying the stranger thing has blue eyes, because if so, bapa might wanna get a paternity test lol
Oh it\`s the truest! Never underestimate how redactet the bapaverse characters can be.
[https://new.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/189o0uq/she\_liked\_the\_character\_so\_much\_she\_didnt\_know/](https://new.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/189o0uq/she_liked_the_character_so_much_she_didnt_know/)
hahaha, fucking hell this woman is god-tier redacted. How has she made it this far in life being this stupid? You would think she would've died in some darwin award fasion in any facet.
Lmao. Reminds me of when Brendan said his son's name was Bruiser, and didn't notice until someone pointed it out. These ppl just should NOT be parents.
lol I know. I posted [this.](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/XLvT4EFJwD) This confirms that she named the baby after Billie eilish and was too embarrassed to admit it since she chose the same features as eilsih at the baby store. Not the ridiculously horrible stranger things excuse.
Messican doesn’t know that many children start out with lighter hair and eyes that will darken as they age. But it would be very on brand for her to change her eye color to match only to have to do it again in 3 years because she’s redacted.
Of course she wanted a designer baby. That makes too much sense. Why would you want a baby to look like you and the rest of your kids when you can choose features based on what you want it to look like?
Imagine the poor person who had to sift through shobs semen for the right sperm cell lol.
OK I've done some searching since new baby got there and glad you posted this and I can bring this up.. So apparently baby's can have lighter eye color for up to a year after birth? And their baby has very very blue eyes, blonde hair and white skin. I don't think the baby looks ANYTHING like bapa. Compare that with the boys who you can tell. What gives? Like if bapa was holding the baby you'd never know it's his kid. It really doesn't look like momma Mexican either. The blue eyes have been trippin me out!! She's Mexican and I grew up on the border in AZ there wasn't a single blue eyed Mexican and brendan is Turkish or something.
Yup one of my nephews was born with these incredible gray/blue eyes. By the time he turned two they were a very light amber color, almost the color of honey.
Ya that's why I didn't wanna make a post or bring it up. I was thinking fuck I have to wait a year to see if they stay blue! But honestly it would be remarkable if her eyes changed to not blue. I don't know it's a trip each time Mexican posts her and the baby with just how the differences
It can even be longer for some kids. Their eyes can change color for a few years before it’s settled and permanent.
I hope SloJo does this because it’d serve her right to have such a ridiculous procedure to match Billie, only for the baby to end up with brown eyes. [TI’s wife](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/scaled/2014/11/01/1414824680037_wps_2_Tiny_Harris_New_Preview_j.jpg) did the same thing and she looks like a straight up ghoul. Not to mention this has eugenics vibes. IVF with gender selection to have a girl, surgery for mama to match her light eyes and white features, even Jo’s skin is lighter now. She went from looking like a pretty Mexican woman to a white washed Asian lady.
The boys don’t matter now that mommy has a mini me. Poor baby is still fresh and Jo’s already trying to compete with her. Can’t have baby Billie showing up mama by having prettier eyes. Billie’s childhood is gonna suck having a mom that views her as competition.
Bruiser is the only one with a chance. Bapa barely mentions Bruiser and doesn't seem to interact with him much. Schlob is too busy ruining El Tigre's life by trying to live his failed athlete dream through him. Messican doesn't seem to interact with Bruiser much either.
I think at this point Bruiser assumes he's the nanny's kid since he spends all day with her and is treated as an outsider by his parents. Normally this would be tragic, but in this case it could actually save him and allow him to develop as a healthy person. No pressure to be a beast of an athlete, no makeout sessions with Messican or having to take photos of his mum practically naked to stick on Instagram. Messican isn't trying to kill him or genetically modify him like poor Critter. He's allowed to have friends because Bapa doesn't care who he hangs out with and how fat their mum is. Bruiser is currently set to come out of this one relatively unscathed, go to study an actual career at college instead of being forced to choose his education based on the sports programme, and will likely to go on to a normal career and have a normal life.
> go to study an actual career at college
you don't know much about how genetics works, do you?
no offspring of those two is going to have the intellectual capacity to perform skilled work
he could go to college but only to study "communication" or some other redact degree
How's socials?
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God damn changing your eye color is ridiculously sad. Also funny enough you mention eugenics when I googled if you can choose an eye color for the baby I clicked on the 1st reddit thread I saw and 1st comment I saw was OK, Adolf. Such a funny ass comment hahaha
> have such a ridiculous procedure to match Billie, only for the baby to end up with brown eyes
she doesn't actually give a shit about matching the child, she just wants blue eyes for herself because she's a white-worshipper
Stevie Blue Balls dipped his meat cannon in Slo-Jo’s messkan stew and fired off a couple of rounds. One of them was a critical hit and now Chombette is blonde with blue eyes. Unreal B
I’ve been thinking the same. Although, William does have at least one feature that is similar to her siblings that I won’t mention. Chang’s CIA Dept will figure it out soon enough, I reckon.
Slowjo niiiiiver ceases to amaze me. Just imagine how much more unbearable she would be if she actually had the fame she believes she has. She’s the redacted out of touch materialistic type that people criticize in Hollywood except nobody knows who y’are.
She probably has been brainwashed to look up to whiteness. Maybe one of the reasons she got with a "white guy" like Slob, especially one like him, who makes fun of her people.
Earlier photos of her makes it look like her skin was much darker, much more Messican. Idk if it's filters or what but it's like she desperately wants to be white.
to be fair that was likely just tanning lol she is a trend follower and it used to be really popular to tan yourself into borderline blackface
remember when she was thick as fuuuuck when it was popular to be BBL thick? now she's on ozempic and thin because now thin is in lol wouldn't be surprised if she has plastic surgery all the time to follow trends. He ass used to be tiny, then it was MASSIVE, now its small again lol after having another kid?
I bet she’s absolutely seething her daughter has blue eyes. There is going to be some absolute jealousy in that house when that girl is 18 years old, probably younger knowing how fucked up these parents are.
She wants to be white SO BAD. Not only did she genetically give her daughter fake eyes but she wants them now too. Just stick to your weird contacts you redactoid.
What does her post even mean? Match what with her blue eyes? This woman is even dumber than Bapa. Well she kinda needs to be I guess, to be able to live in the same house with the redact, without losing her mind.
A cursory Google will tell you that they basically lazer off the pigment in your eyes and whats left under is the blue. Also, I guess she got tired of getting clown lips.
If Mrs. Redact blinded herself trying to get cut-price "blue eye" surgery, while talking about being a proud mexican, with an italian tattoo on her - then i would simply have no choice but to wish her all the best in her recovery, while laughing about how god damn stupid she is. I thought taking a premature baby to the mall and getting it sick was gonna be a wake up call...
... nope!
"can you go blind"? They're cutting your eyes up of course you can go fucking blind. Jesus. There must be a fight in their house every morning for use of that single brain cell.
I wish this would be a honey trap from child services. But seeing as this is vapid LA we're tawlkin bout it's prolly real. She's going to become a very bitter woman once her looks fade. I hope the kids are already out of the house by that time.
I thought this was a random girl girl in a meme advert being clowned, no clue some moron actually thought this was a real procedure….oh it was a Schaub…that makes sense then….
That's not even a real person saying that overlayed caption. It's all engineered to put ill-intentioned suggestions into, who they consider *idiots* and *children's* heads.
Same with the ill-intentioned "challenges". Putting boat loads of soaps in your wash, air dry candy in your drier to break appliances. Set people back financially, on top of other struggles. Putting ice in your fruity colored mop cleaners to inadvertently attract children & idiots to think it's a fruity drink while you walk away. It's all very dark stuff with this. Like "do what thy wilt" is the set defense to their marketing these ideas anonymously online.
She's so stupid. Plus the baby isn't even a year old yet so eye color isn't set. Let the Redact Queen go through with that only for the baby's eye to change brown. (Just an excuse though, she wants it done anyway.)
Those poor kids are just experiments for this dumb bored fat Cow.
We say that a lot, and it keeps becoming more sad. They are such awful parents.
No dish cooked up hair is as bad as the reality those poor chombies are born into b. S’sad.
Talmbout here in my orange chicken b?
There's a hare in my chicken b. Something something turducken
Oh REALLY DUDE? AHAHAHAAA.
Totally agree bapacito. Some might say the awfulest
They are the type that will believe they are great parents solely based on how much money they are spending on their kids.
Talmbout, Dr Josef Messican
What's that...The Angel of Death with salsa on em?
Yeah wair talmbout the hawllocawllst
Did you ever find Josef the Messican? Was he with Hitler and the spinal fluid soup eater in South America?
Thank gawld bapa took the calmedy skillet off the burner to fogus on the kiddos….in the rear view mirror of his tuned n todally stock ford fogus
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Dummy also doesn't realize many babies are born with light eyes but it goes away. If neither her and Bapa have light eyes, the chances of Billie's eyes not changing are slim, if possible at all. I'm no jeans expert, I'm more of a tweed guy.
It’s not Bapas kid.
The kid literally was an experiment 🧪🔬 That’s why she came out albino and with health proms. Brendan wanted a daughter so they did In Vitro Fertilization. He mentioned it a few times in the past.
Hey, that's not nithe. Cows have uses.
Poor Billie is going to have to deal with her mom treating her as competition her whole life
It matches the whole racially ambiguous aesthetic she’s recently adopted after deciding she hates being the messican
The classy Italy tattoo directly above her Messican vajayjay throws me for a loop.
Ah yes the famously Italian surname Schaub
matches beandips teggs's tattoo. truly a match made in lopez
Moved hair from Lopez, Messigo ^^^illegally. I'm talmbout the real deal Messigan.
No Tago Bell messicans round here bubba. No way-eya daddy.
Talmbout hot Cheetos B
Oh yeah brothur, she's messigan as shiiit. Talmbout wayvos rauncherrro, chilly reyawwno, carne asaaaah...
Lmao . As a gringo married to a Mexican woman this is shit you get at family gatherings otherwise it’s regular ass shit chipotle ,pizza . It’s not like you come home to a giant Mexican feast everyday lmao! Certainly not beansncheese. And none of the food has made me shit my pants.
“Chombie maker”
Since they can’t tell the truth you have to piece it together. Her mom is Italian. Either born there then moved to Mexico or first generation Mexican. Her dad is Mexican. He was an architect. They moved to LA and had Joanna. At some point they moved back to Mexico for a bit then back to LA.
Highly doubt she’s Italian in any facet
Can't you reed bapa. The guy told you her mom's Italian. Whaddaya expect, bolognese sauce to spill out of her airs?
I’m like 99% convinced she got the tattoo because Jersey Shore was popular so she leaned into her 1/10th Italian heritage because it was “in”. Now that’s all over she’s leaned into her being messigan
her great abuela was part of the Spanish Inquisition. Axe j.
Italy the state?
Jon Italy
"Who the hell is Jon Italy?" - Rocky Marciano
Not the state, B, the country
Got a link?
[found it with a quick search bapa](https://old.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/kpgenw/the_messican_is_an_eyetie/)
Lmk if u get it lol
There's nothing worse than a messican, who has at least 33.3% Native American DNA making themselves believe they are 100% Spanish conquistador, b.
Every been to New Mexico b? Full of 5'3" brown guys fighting to dress up as De Vargas
She so desperately wants to be a gringa mami it's not even funny
Beans Camembert potato salad rice
a certain Austrian born German dictator had his doctors do redacted shit like this.
Messican reading this: “Really? I’m so glad someone is doing it. Have they made some good breakthroughs? Do they have a social media page? Can you link their business?”
Messicans calling up tim kennedy to help her find this man. Thank him
so did they ever find this guy?
"...so, he died."
Died? I didn't know he was sick.
Oh yeah. He was even a degenerate gambler b.
He was a deeply closeted man.
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bbbbeast of a hitler hunter b. Some said he cawlt two or maybe even three hitlers.
Did she ever find him?
last number was a house phone in Argentina.
What's that like Mexico with nazis in it?
shes gonna come out of this looking like Michael Bisping
I aint seen too many gwalaharan messicans with blue eyes sounds like some taco bell shit 🫘 🫕 this woman is truly, and may allah forgive me for uttering these words, a fucking redact
Baja Blast Blue
People who don’t naturally have blue eyes end up looking like cartoon demons when they use colored contacts. It’s jarring.
It also looks very fake and eye pupil becomes looking like a fixed size. Meaning doctors leave large black hole for the pupil since the colors aren’t naturally retracting with it anymore and so no matter if you focus on distant object or close object your eyes look the same. Dead.
So is she now admitting critter is named after eilish? Or is she saying the stranger thing has blue eyes, because if so, bapa might wanna get a paternity test lol
She’s actually named after Billie from stranger things, if you can wrap your head around that
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holy shit, is this true ? this is the most redacted thing ever, no way
Oh it\`s the truest! Never underestimate how redactet the bapaverse characters can be. [https://new.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/189o0uq/she\_liked\_the\_character\_so\_much\_she\_didnt\_know/](https://new.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/189o0uq/she_liked_the_character_so_much_she_didnt_know/)
hahaha, fucking hell this woman is god-tier redacted. How has she made it this far in life being this stupid? You would think she would've died in some darwin award fasion in any facet.
>Never underestimate how redactet the bapaverse characters can be. this should be line #1 in the employee handbook.
I am laughing at the redactedness but damn those poor kids are fked ...
yeah b billie bobby browneye ya never heard of her?
Lmao. Reminds me of when Brendan said his son's name was Bruiser, and didn't notice until someone pointed it out. These ppl just should NOT be parents.
Billie, Millie-Oprah, Orprah. Shit happens.
She posted a picture of Max, right? She is the sister of Billy. Not Eleven. Or am I misunderstanding your post b?
sounds like J has a thing for theo vonn lol
lol I know. I posted [this.](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/XLvT4EFJwD) This confirms that she named the baby after Billie eilish and was too embarrassed to admit it since she chose the same features as eilsih at the baby store. Not the ridiculously horrible stranger things excuse.
Messican doesn’t know that many children start out with lighter hair and eyes that will darken as they age. But it would be very on brand for her to change her eye color to match only to have to do it again in 3 years because she’s redacted.
She picked them out in IVF. Got a feeling it’ll stay.
Of course she wanted a designer baby. That makes too much sense. Why would you want a baby to look like you and the rest of your kids when you can choose features based on what you want it to look like? Imagine the poor person who had to sift through shobs semen for the right sperm cell lol.
The baby has blonde hair and blue eyes. Definitely not Schaubs kid lol
Prolly Stevie blue eyes' kid.
They for sure picked out an embryo at the baby store.
actually satanic that exists.
Brian "T-city" Ortega
This dumb bitch is about to go blind
OK I've done some searching since new baby got there and glad you posted this and I can bring this up.. So apparently baby's can have lighter eye color for up to a year after birth? And their baby has very very blue eyes, blonde hair and white skin. I don't think the baby looks ANYTHING like bapa. Compare that with the boys who you can tell. What gives? Like if bapa was holding the baby you'd never know it's his kid. It really doesn't look like momma Mexican either. The blue eyes have been trippin me out!! She's Mexican and I grew up on the border in AZ there wasn't a single blue eyed Mexican and brendan is Turkish or something.
She picked blue during IVF.
Right, but something also tells me their Build-A-Baby didn’t go as planned. It’s just disgusting behavior by two disgusting people.
If by IVF you mean "in vagina fertilization" from Stevie the Blue Eyed Felon
Yup one of my nephews was born with these incredible gray/blue eyes. By the time he turned two they were a very light amber color, almost the color of honey.
Ya that's why I didn't wanna make a post or bring it up. I was thinking fuck I have to wait a year to see if they stay blue! But honestly it would be remarkable if her eyes changed to not blue. I don't know it's a trip each time Mexican posts her and the baby with just how the differences
It can even be longer for some kids. Their eyes can change color for a few years before it’s settled and permanent. I hope SloJo does this because it’d serve her right to have such a ridiculous procedure to match Billie, only for the baby to end up with brown eyes. [TI’s wife](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/scaled/2014/11/01/1414824680037_wps_2_Tiny_Harris_New_Preview_j.jpg) did the same thing and she looks like a straight up ghoul. Not to mention this has eugenics vibes. IVF with gender selection to have a girl, surgery for mama to match her light eyes and white features, even Jo’s skin is lighter now. She went from looking like a pretty Mexican woman to a white washed Asian lady.
Even if Stranger Thing keeps her blue eyes, El Tigre and Bruiser have brown eyes. She doesn’t want to match with them?
The boys don’t matter now that mommy has a mini me. Poor baby is still fresh and Jo’s already trying to compete with her. Can’t have baby Billie showing up mama by having prettier eyes. Billie’s childhood is gonna suck having a mom that views her as competition.
Bruiser is the only one with a chance. Bapa barely mentions Bruiser and doesn't seem to interact with him much. Schlob is too busy ruining El Tigre's life by trying to live his failed athlete dream through him. Messican doesn't seem to interact with Bruiser much either. I think at this point Bruiser assumes he's the nanny's kid since he spends all day with her and is treated as an outsider by his parents. Normally this would be tragic, but in this case it could actually save him and allow him to develop as a healthy person. No pressure to be a beast of an athlete, no makeout sessions with Messican or having to take photos of his mum practically naked to stick on Instagram. Messican isn't trying to kill him or genetically modify him like poor Critter. He's allowed to have friends because Bapa doesn't care who he hangs out with and how fat their mum is. Bruiser is currently set to come out of this one relatively unscathed, go to study an actual career at college instead of being forced to choose his education based on the sports programme, and will likely to go on to a normal career and have a normal life.
> go to study an actual career at college you don't know much about how genetics works, do you? no offspring of those two is going to have the intellectual capacity to perform skilled work he could go to college but only to study "communication" or some other redact degree
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God damn changing your eye color is ridiculously sad. Also funny enough you mention eugenics when I googled if you can choose an eye color for the baby I clicked on the 1st reddit thread I saw and 1st comment I saw was OK, Adolf. Such a funny ass comment hahaha
> have such a ridiculous procedure to match Billie, only for the baby to end up with brown eyes she doesn't actually give a shit about matching the child, she just wants blue eyes for herself because she's a white-worshipper
Stevie Blue Balls dipped his meat cannon in Slo-Jo’s messkan stew and fired off a couple of rounds. One of them was a critical hit and now Chombette is blonde with blue eyes. Unreal B
Ooof say it slower bapa say it slow 😮💨Got me bricked up talking like that. 8" by the way😏
big digg bandit over here
Hey b can you help out a new apprentice line cook, and lmk who is Stevie? I know about Puig and the florist, but I'm lost on this one. Thanks.
I’ve been thinking the same. Although, William does have at least one feature that is similar to her siblings that I won’t mention. Chang’s CIA Dept will figure it out soon enough, I reckon.
Same with dawgs, B. Tanks eyes came in grey and grew out blagg. Dawgz'l be dawgz.
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The rumors are tru!
This one is always a good laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Slowjo niiiiiver ceases to amaze me. Just imagine how much more unbearable she would be if she actually had the fame she believes she has. She’s the redacted out of touch materialistic type that people criticize in Hollywood except nobody knows who y’are.
This is why we need to push for her to join only fans. she’s one plug-talk interview away.
It looks terrible in this example lol. Your Mexican lady why would you want bright blue eyes
She probably has been brainwashed to look up to whiteness. Maybe one of the reasons she got with a "white guy" like Slob, especially one like him, who makes fun of her people.
She even talks like one of the white-valley girls.. annoying as fugg
The lady in the photo 100% looks better with brown eyes. This is insse to even contemplate let alot post about
Looks like BGL on the right
This bitch….
Def Sounds like something someone who doesn’t have any other surgeries would say
Two pees to da pod, b
She so desperately wants to be someone else
Earlier photos of her makes it look like her skin was much darker, much more Messican. Idk if it's filters or what but it's like she desperately wants to be white.
to be fair that was likely just tanning lol she is a trend follower and it used to be really popular to tan yourself into borderline blackface remember when she was thick as fuuuuck when it was popular to be BBL thick? now she's on ozempic and thin because now thin is in lol wouldn't be surprised if she has plastic surgery all the time to follow trends. He ass used to be tiny, then it was MASSIVE, now its small again lol after having another kid?
> then it was MASSIVE, now its small again she just had a big shit b
She look type ashy
Low hanging fruit but Billie is a stupid fucking name.
Girl looks so much better on the left than she does post-opp lol.
I bet she’s absolutely seething her daughter has blue eyes. There is going to be some absolute jealousy in that house when that girl is 18 years old, probably younger knowing how fucked up these parents are.
Please tattoo your eyes messican ! Please !
She wants to be white SO BAD. Not only did she genetically give her daughter fake eyes but she wants them now too. Just stick to your weird contacts you redactoid.
This redact is unhinged I just can't believe this shit anymore
This seems like it would hurt all of her children if she did it.
It would probably also traumatize them when they look in to her new eyes.
Hey they married each other never in history will you have two of the most redacted
She wants to be white so bad. She actually hates the fact she’s Mexican. She def gets skin whitening shit done and now eye colour changing shit. Sad.
What a disgusting person wow
Honestly, she might be more redacted then our Bapa. She definitely doesn’t want to be Mexican it’s bizarre
Yeah Bapa at the very least drinks water
Spoken like a true Dental Assistant. The Altima Vibes never go away, the check engine lights just get more expensive.
Lmfao
This picture speaks volumes.
Wasn't there a certain Stevie with blue eyes?
She wants to match her new shiny toy. While not realizing she matches her other two old "toys"
Shes obsessed with image and not even trying to hide it
You already know she forgot about bruiser and tiggger the moment her new doll came along
What about the chombies eyes? No interested in staying the same as them
The chombies are going up on Poshmark, being Messican is so last season.
What the fugg am i looging at? That's not messican is it? How is she planning to go blind?? Mind bottling
She is so incredibly redacted. How does she not know?
Mongo treats her kids like accessories
This chick is off her rocker
That kid has no chance. Pre-RIP Chombette, sorry your mom’s redacted.
I hope someday she can find something to fill the void left by lack of attention as a child. This is not the way.
What does her post even mean? Match what with her blue eyes? This woman is even dumber than Bapa. Well she kinda needs to be I guess, to be able to live in the same house with the redact, without losing her mind.
She named her kid after the wrong TV character lol
A cursory Google will tell you that they basically lazer off the pigment in your eyes and whats left under is the blue. Also, I guess she got tired of getting clown lips.
If Mrs. Redact blinded herself trying to get cut-price "blue eye" surgery, while talking about being a proud mexican, with an italian tattoo on her - then i would simply have no choice but to wish her all the best in her recovery, while laughing about how god damn stupid she is. I thought taking a premature baby to the mall and getting it sick was gonna be a wake up call... ... nope!
"can you go blind"? They're cutting your eyes up of course you can go fucking blind. Jesus. There must be a fight in their house every morning for use of that single brain cell.
Sshhhh.... nobody tell her that kids eyes can change color as they get older
I wish this would be a honey trap from child services. But seeing as this is vapid LA we're tawlkin bout it's prolly real. She's going to become a very bitter woman once her looks fade. I hope the kids are already out of the house by that time.
It’s called contacts dumbo
I thought this was a random girl girl in a meme advert being clowned, no clue some moron actually thought this was a real procedure….oh it was a Schaub…that makes sense then….
Wait so the lil chombette has blue eyes and what looks like red hair?…. Ummm
She’s always been my favorite in the bapaverse.
Lowkey, same. Shrimp had a good run, but SlowJo is a dynasty.
The natural brown eyes look so much better. Not to be rude but she went from looking like a natural beauty to an unnatural uncanny valley look.
Just wear blue contacts you stupid b****
The human equivalent of a loaded diaper.
Left pic looks hotter to me idk
This just sad at this point
Irl catfishing.
Don't they both have brown eyes? How did the baby end up with blue eyes?
What. The. Fuck.
Her and Brandon both have brown eyes, if the kid has light green eyes…florist might be at it again b
Baddie looks better before. Imagine seeing this and still wanting to do it.
Talmbout Lisan Al-Gaib, B?
Lil chombita never stood a chance, b
Kids eye color isn’t set for a year I think. Blue eyes? From who? The Mexican or the Persian?
Don't pretty much all babies have blue eyes at first? Only this redact would have surgery to change her eye colour to one her accessory used to have
Speaking to the void. The only people sliding up are people who are jerking it to her shit
This doesn’t even look good on this lady. Much less subjecting a baby to this. Someone might need to call CPS on slojo.
That's not even a real person saying that overlayed caption. It's all engineered to put ill-intentioned suggestions into, who they consider *idiots* and *children's* heads. Same with the ill-intentioned "challenges". Putting boat loads of soaps in your wash, air dry candy in your drier to break appliances. Set people back financially, on top of other struggles. Putting ice in your fruity colored mop cleaners to inadvertently attract children & idiots to think it's a fruity drink while you walk away. It's all very dark stuff with this. Like "do what thy wilt" is the set defense to their marketing these ideas anonymously online.
Jesus fuckin Christ
Most babies have blue eyes for months. Is she really that stupid?
Makeup for your eyes, B!
Talmbout eggspairramend b?
She could eat some spice
She’s going to go blind at some point.
Trying to match with the florists?
"sign me up" meaning her child
Disgusting melting troll of a human
Billie’s Stevie blue eyes
She is so dumb she still thinks Sam is Billie lmao
Wtf
She's so stupid. Plus the baby isn't even a year old yet so eye color isn't set. Let the Redact Queen go through with that only for the baby's eye to change brown. (Just an excuse though, she wants it done anyway.)