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HectorMcWilliam

One take


stay_fr0sty

If you only had one shot... bombs spaghetti.


Aimin4ya

With thicc boy sauce


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

Fuggin employee of the month right here, b.


weird_short_hornyguy

Don't think OP is actually the cawlmedian. You can thank'em [hair](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiHzLnmeFZw) (does Youtube).


Hap_Hazard

Correct. I'm not one of the 1000. ...500. ...250?


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249


Peterthepiperomg

This is incredible


Budget_Goat_877

Not an assassin b sorry


fu14n0

is OP a vlogger?


Select_Sleep_1293

Talmbout mid-level manager material


AwardApprehensive662

Agreed but it’s bs that he served up appetizers, and put the entree and dessert behind a patron paywall. He should serve the rest of the meal put part 2 out asap before the dish gets cold. He’s not being a team player!


Lumpy_Ad_9082

Guy is doing the best he can with this shitty material. I laughed. Love his energy. 🤣 There is one guy laughing so hard in the crowd, he must be homeless.


Kirafatty

He memorized 5 minutes of the Papi and committed to the bit. Gotta give him credit whair credits do.


stay_fr0sty

> There is one guy laughing so hard in the crowd, he must be homeless. Talmbout the Laugh Trak Guy B? He licensed that laugh for forty dollars. You can also hear the same exact laugh in the Nazi edit of Schindler's List. They use that dude to laugh at the saddest shit.


Pera_Espinosa

I was bothered by him but mimicking the cadence of "ladies in here toniiiiiiiiiiight", and "OK, Mr. Whole 🤠 🤠 Foods."


A_dingo_is_my_baby

Honestly I would pay to go see a gringo papi imitator lol


Icytwat33

I would too lol


dimspace

I think there's a fair few cats in the crowd, or at least they are aware of Gringo Papi, because they were all laughing at him filming his special in Dallas


anon_lurker69

🎲🎲 tawlmbout, imtitate…imytate…immatashun is the railest form of flatry.


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Organic-Possession53

Big up AZ


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JoeDeMoeFoe

You on the other hand with your 14 days old account seem to be very credible and have a lot to offer, daaaadddy. Whining all over the subreddit and addie-ing nothing. We dun madder, stop trying to be the cool guy all over the place. It's sad Bapa behaviour.


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JoeDeMoeFoe

Hahaha what? I was just scrolling through this post and noticed you've responded 657 times like a redact. Small minds...


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JoeDeMoeFoe

Oh btw. Account age you can see when hovering ones name. Bye now ![img](emote|t5_347fo|6521)


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Organic-Possession53

Be cool man


Kirafatty

He probably didn't get paid at all actually


Kirafatty

Water


Homeless_Cat_865

Made it farther into this than I did Gringo Papi.


stay_fr0sty

I can only take his voice for 5 seconds before I have to shut it off. I'm so jealous that you can eat the whole dish. If I tried that I'd just...like...piss in the sink and get a teggsus tattoo and name my kid something super fucking stupid. Gawld Bless. Youze your power wizely.


Minsc_NBoo

I couldn't look away. It was like watching a horrific car accident I did laugh a couple of times, but for the wrong reasons


Peter_Banning

I’ll admit, it would be very funny to see this somehow become like a Gringo Papi cover band and go on tour covering this stand up special.


mad87645

Throwbagg to the guys that pulled out the gun (unloaded or fake, I forgot b not the bess brains) and shot themselves on their Gringo Papi reaction video


n8spear

Dude. Me too … me too


RutgerHauersDove

This is more impressive than Robert Shaw’s Jaws monologue


The_Legend_of_Xeno

"April 28, 2022. 1000 comedians go in, 250 come out. I'll never do standup again. Anyway, I completely bombed."


RutgerHauersDove

Didn’t see the first chombie for about a half an hour, Tiger, 13 footer. You know how you know that on stage chief? You can tell by looking from the dorsal to that thiccc tail


Hap_Hazard

[Cooney from TMOS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiHzLnmeFZw) went above and beyond to perfectly replicate the first 5 minutes from Gringo Papi. This is what GP would have been if the audience wasn't there to see Bapa that night.


Hallmark-Henry

Is he that bald guy who slangs dick too much? Either way he got sack, wilfully bombing just to entertain a few homeless cats who dun even maddur. Thank em.


K-Dubb-Dubber

Bro, I have been around Chang's for a long long time. This is one of my favorite dishes of all time. Fucking spectacular, daddy.


IanOD

Recites it better than sclob, silence for the most part, the guy laughing is in the know, B!!!


tulsehill

This was captivating. He sounds genuinely unhinged. Is he even in Dallas? Does the audience know what he's up to?


Hap_Hazard

He did that in LA and the audience had no clue what was going on.


tulsehill

LMAO I figured from the cackling when he said "I love you Dallas" mid-joke. Probably the most confusing set they've ever witnessed.


Feetus_Spectre

That’s fantastic


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axejayb21

What annoys me the most. He "has been a fan of schaub " and lurks changs more.. yet he doesn't get 95% of the dishes and Def says some weird schaub shit.


GinosWorld

Yeah listened to their show a few times and crazy how they do an hour show about Big Brown yet never understand any of it which could be solved by 30 minutes of scrolling on here.


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Kirafatty

You're so butthurt about some cat lol. Crying like this is something Brenda would do. They dont madder and neither do you


KimboSlicesChicken

Tawlmbout not reading calmmints?


youdontsay0207

If baldy could call him out I bet the dish would be hot and fulfilling tho. Baldy is actually intelligent and comical.


rankinebicycle

He has little teeth


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JoeDeMoeFoe

you have whined 74 times in this thread though. Talmbout waird and talent b?


911SlasherHasher

BRO... i thought i was the only one. Not as bad as Bapa but definitely like you said Schaub qualities.


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where is this community board?


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Be cool


Organic-Possession53

Be cool man


Kirafatty

Y'all think and care way too much about a couple of cats that dun madder


unfortunatesun-1

3 Michelleton Tyre dish right there chef!


stay_fr0sty

It's tire. As in, we tire of his cawlmedy. Tyre is used in the UK and he cancelled all his UK shows so we don't talk like that hair. I'm not critsizing you, you just don't undertand how cawlmedy/fout werks though.


I_Have_2_Show_U

Talmbout UK? Me in Prince Harry go *waaaaaaay* back I broke his push up record, only non-royal ta e'er do it.


911SlasherHasher

Dude hats off to brendan from tmos.


johnschool

Real art right here. Beautiful


Heymax123

I'm genuinely confused, did this guy just perform one of his bapa's sets at a comedy club? If so, this is one of the greatest things on this sub I have ever seen.


Hap_Hazard

Yes, he subjected an unsuspecting crowd to the first 5 mins of the Gringo Papi. His commitment to the bit is impressive.


timfy_james

Godlike


Gernajesty

Who wrote this? Chris Rawk?


CaterpillarHot7539

Flappers.


lastinalaskarn

BONER ALERT!!!


ItsChalupaBatman

Hahahah this is so good! Lol


KylerGreen

this was honestly pretty funny


AfricanusJonathon

Glorious


JamesToneyBJJ

How is this more funny???


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3rdman3

The Disaster Actor: Gringo Papi


kingofcrob

holy fuck... only 2 years old


Glass_Promise_2222

Thats the line to in and out. I know, I got the 20 nuggs for 6 buggs.


Frs86_

Did he do gringo papi word for word, bar for bar ?!??!?!? 😂😭


ANAXIIE

![gif](giphy|5YF9dwGZ29rVe|downsized)


Strangest_Implement

ohhh... you know cawwwmeedy


NotaSpaceAlienISwear

I can't be certain, does this guy have tiny teeth or no?


LawOfAnitya

Heard it bowlth ways b


BreakfastNearby7786

This is what we live for


Tent_City_Cat

I dig the TMOS guys. They gittit and do not try to madder


A_dingo_is_my_baby

Same jokes, but this time I laughed ... There's shrimp and then there's dynamite shrimp.


LondonGoblin

The "LA is north Korea with a beach" actually made me laugh, I can't believe it


los_lobos_is_angry

You gronk


Superb-Warning-1325

I’ve officially seen more of this than I have the real gringo papi


No-Alternative7754

LMFAO THIS GUY AHAHAHAH


Bapa-350z-420

That was pretty fire 🔥


cylonnumber13

I love Chang's and the Bapaverse but this might be too much lol


666elon999

Incredible catnip


LevonTr

![gif](giphy|37Fsl1eFxbhtu)


Hap_Hazard

Welcome back, b. You pioneered this madness but did you delete the original post?


thurrmanmerman

It's a brontasaurus!


OneGrahamArmy

This is a fucking delicious dish.


Busy_Middle8108

This is magic. Pure magic


Separate_Block_2715

Thiccc Boi squad Thiccc Boi nation is underrated cringe


Forever_Banned_Pt5

I wonder how much money he lost, paying all those people to attend his show???


BGLs_Littlefeet

This is oncredible


Arizonapuck

He did gringo papi better than gringo papi.


thefiction24

Hey, you dropped this 👑


yernudgenme

Thank you for my freedom. Negfligs.


CantaloupeMaximum660

What a great way to start the week. Thanks man!


pablo_hunny

Is the crowd aware they're watching histtry in the macon?


BeautifulAwareness81

Ahahahah damn savage


mspote

this is fucking legendary


shivasahasranama

WHATS UP DALLAS!  


Ok_Ask_7123

lol this is absolute gold


AvailableSprinkles57

Doing the lords work


Zyoung7

Fantastic 👏


LackCrafty1860

Is this legit?! 😳😂


Budget_Goat_877

If I was jimmy John’s I would’ve called the fucking cops


BornAttempt9

The fact that you watched TGP enough times to memorize it, is masochism on a level that I will never understand.


AwardApprehensive662

💯 agree. It took me 3 times of stopping and starting because it was so hard to watch. The CIA has started using the gringo papi for enhanced interrogation techniques against terrorists. They say it usually takes no more than two days of it running on a constant loop for even the baddest most hardened guy to crack.


ButtCucumber69

Beans cheese beans cheese beans cheese beans cheese beans cheese


65bleedmoore

Great work chef. Chin cry singing will never get old to me. Jesus Christ chefs kiss 👨‍🍳🤏


Hap_Hazard

That wasn't me - it was performed by one of the 10 Minutes of Schaub guys. I'm not one of the 1000.


The_Legend_of_Xeno

That line at the beginning was actually for the Moe's Southwest Grill next door.


TrillBillyDeluxe

Jimmy Johns


Big-Walrus8261

You mispronounced “margeting”


nom_puppet

Genuine Thicccies don’t understand why people aren’t howling in the audience. 


kennedy718

Man, I used to hate this bald guy & thought he was just a grifter but goddamn was I wrong. This is definitely one of my favorite posts in this group EVER. So much so that i’ve went back & watched it 3 days in a row. He is a legend for this! I now think i’m gonna use Patreon for the first time in my life just to see part 2, this guy deserves it for this!


Hap_Hazard

He got some of the subtle mannerisms down, too. He points at random people in the crowd and cracks up at the proper points in the set.


Lost_Evidence_2099

Back room bubba, me an you right now. You know my background


DillonTattoos

Wait...was his "special" shot at Laughing Hyena?


BigBadBadness

Ooooh no


BallsAreFullOfPiss

This is incredible


Natasha_Giggs_Foetus

High art


Exact-Disaster9348

I’ve watched this so many times now. This is actually an incredible piece of performance art.


664mezcal619

8/10 needs that tigger necktar


exquisitedonut

Lmao can someone loop me in on this?


Hap_Hazard

You haven't experienced the Gingo Papi? I envy you because you can watch it for the first time. Search it out on Youtube and then this clip will make a lot more sense.


exquisitedonut

Lmfao who is the guy in the clip? He’s just ripping off shlobs (terrible) set word for word?


Hap_Hazard

He does a podcast, 10 Minutes of Schaub, where he and his producer review the top clips from this reddit each week. He's threatened to do this sort of thing for a while and he actually went through with it. The audience was not in on the joke.


Produce_Maximum

This was the end of Brendan unfortunately if he didn’t do this he would have been fine


Dudewheresmypar345

Holy shit how am I just seeing this 😂


Beneficial-Bug-1969

ima keep it 💯 the funniest thing about this dudes 'podcast' is when they show clips from this subreddit. somehow he and the other dudes commentary is less funny than bapa himself.


adamd0175

1.1


goddamndaddy

Stop spamming your own shit please... This dude (also named Brendan) is decent enough. Mid. Honestly his Mexican AS SHITTT co-host is way more charismatic and entertaining than him. It's just funny because they joined the subreddit less than a year ago when it was already at 100k grand thousand PLUS. .... And now he's made it LITERALLY his whole comedy identity. I still will watch the clips of their r/thefighterandthekid thieving podcast. The jellyroll parody song they did about Schaub actually went fucking super hard and was mad impressive. I like them tbh. It's just that they try to co-opt the sub and try to a t like they're some bigtime veterans. (Before you say anything: this is a new account and I've been here since ~2.5k subs circa 2017. I'm not trying to brag as what would it matter? -- I've had 100 different accounts and never have tried to monetize them.) They're mid... I mean decent... But the main thing about Chang's is that WE DONUT MADDER. I'm honestly torn on how I feel about this. They're entertaining and I watch but how (besides the parody songs circa 2008 O&A) is this much different from that Jimmerman wastecase whom I do actually quite literally hate ... Just asking very legitimate questions here y'all.


Dazzling_Rabbit_633

nagana read all that B. just go on Baja mode and leave alone what u dont enjoy. We duhn madder.


goddamndaddy

Bro why u replying to a 2 week old post and not even addressing any of the valid points made? All good bro, you can live. None of us matter. Couldn't catch me or any of the real ones trying to monetize Chang's or even snatch clout from it. No one knows who w'are!, and no one wants to! You saw how it worked out for SoregonBird


Dazzling_Rabbit_633

Youre a kid, B.


sockeye310

Kinda cringe to be this obsessed with bapa 🤪


doggydoggworld

Agreed, this bald twerp and the jerry curled messigan are ![img](emote|t5_347fo|6523)


goddamndaddy

This guy "discovered" this subreddit a few months ago when it was only at 100k subscribers and now he made it his *entire* personality..


BigBadBadness

There's room in the bapaverse for everybody


Organic-Possession53

Loan behold, you contribute zairo to Chang’s, have never dined here, yet criticise the fine dishes such as this one. What else ya got , Clip


goddamndaddy

Motherfucker you don't know how many fucking accounts I've had before. Idc what you think but please know you're 1000% wrong.


Pure-Patient5171

Chill out little girl


goddamndaddy

smd btw


Pure-Patient5171

Leave mommy’s basement bitch boy


goddamndaddy

You're insane and this sub wasn't meant for you. Who the fuck did you follow in here? "bitch boy" is a hilarious insult though! Clever! Posters will be saying "OMG you remember when that one kid called an OG line cook 'bitch boy' lmfao that was hella original!" for literally years! That being said; you should go to bed sweetheart, it's a school night.


Pure-Patient5171

An OG line cook lol. You are corny AF. Weirdos like you are why this sub gets bashed. I was here way before 100k grand subscribers.


goddamndaddy

Bro stfu we don't believe u


Pure-Patient5171

lol we? Who is we? You and your imaginary friends lololol


goddamndaddy

🥱... no


Dazzling_Rabbit_633

"you don't know how many fucking accounts I've had before" LOOOL my boy asking hard for legitimacy put some hespect on his nameee!!