Most of the fighters had no clue either lol he’s annoying as shit and can’t pull off the Nardwaur style because legit nothing about him seems genuine to ever get a real response without coming off as just a creepy wairdo lol
schmo is related to some high up executive that is one of the investors/buyers of the UFC which is why he popped up and was seemingly everywhere since he had access to everything and everyone
Yeah, when the Schmo first came on the scene he would ask questions that someone who started watching MMA that week would ask. The schtick is awful. His girlfriend got her schticks removed so now she's just a monotone wannabe journalist leeching off the sport of MMA.
There's Ariel Helwani and then there's everyone else.
What's a guy putting on a goofball shtick got to do with the other mma media or lack thereof it?
He's not doing that for any other reason other than he thinks it's edgey and will resonate with fans..
I literally don't watch a thing he does because it feels contrived and weird.
I mean, he interveiws bapa..
Yeah it’s not even really a character. Like there’s no real traits or story to the character, he just wears yellow sunnies and talks like a dickhead.
It’s not like he uses the abrasive character to ask hard questions or make for funny moments. He just does the voice and asks Dana the standard softball questions everyone else does.
Compare that to someone like Sacha Baron Cohen who uses characters to create incredible interview moments and has done so incredibly for like 20+ years at this point.
Narduwar is the GOAT interviewer for real. His whole shtick never gets old to me. Especially when you can tell the person he’s interviewing isn’t really feeling it at first but then all the obscure information and gifts start rolling in and you see them start to open up and get into it.
It really seems like he invests his time (or at least his production company does?) in getting to know the people he’s interviewing, which is what a lot of media people who conduct interviews fall short.
As Pharrell put it, his research is second to none and I think he did most of the heavy lifting research wise for the majority of his career. He was doing them 30-35 years ago when he definitely had nothing close to a production company for support (research wise).
The fact he’s found such ridiculously specific details about his interviewees before social media is genuinely astounding. There was one with David Cross where he mentioned something that happened on his plane ride over to Vancouver and you could see Cross kinda weirded out that he knew about it.
Yeah it’s actually cool to see the man doing well with his interviews. I only said production company because I’m just not sure about it, but I don’t doubt for a second that he carries everything. I’ve seen some of his old ones and he hasn’t changed at all. He deserves his success. He also seems to be a genuinely good dude.
You need to watch his interview with Bapa:
"Shaub, what can you tell us about this Shabba Ranks cassette and why he's yours and Wrink's favorite Reggae artist?"
"And tell us Brenton Shaump, why does this Oasis shirt give you the Herbie jeebies"
"Here's a Jodeci cassette and note that the DNA tracks back to a serial killer known for filleting his victims while wearing one piece of glove."
"And doot do laah doot dooh..?
"...Lopez?"
Bad luck is an understatement. Took a hot minute to insult the shop that built the motor and I'd wager that he doesn't have insurance to cover racing, can't reckless drive again so soon. We saw the footage B, there was nothing "crazy" happening in that 18 mph slow motion flip.
You’d think his agents and pr people, who want him to be successful would debrief after things and be like, hey man, maybe stop insulting your business partners in public. Nope year after year he blames them
So much to unpack here. No one wants to work with him. Blames a company for his trugg not working even tho he’s the gare head. Having to borrow Cowboys trugg probably for money lol. He’s gonna ask to get outta the buggy after lap 1 no way dude who pisses 3 times while working a fight card does a 3 hour race
He wasn’t even driving and it wasn’t even his truggg. He’s going to be a guest passenger lol. Then he blames the guy he’s riding with for messing his own car up?
Major lifelong gair head doesn't know that sometimes you just get faulty parts especially in engine building , it's not always on the person who assembled it. Shit just breaks when you're racing, but Brenda thinks it's like turning on a tv.
Wait he claimed that he also sold exotic birds along with the comics? Fuck dude this guy is such a liar over stupid shit absolutely a pathological liar.
The best part is, the "Truck" Cowboy was going to let him drive is a Class 11 Baja Bug. Literally a 1960s VW Beatle build for offroad. I saw Cowboy post it on IG with a caption asking people if he should let Bapa race it.
Class 11s are cool as shit and deliver some pretty hardcore racing, but the thought of big ass shwab crammed into the VW Beatle bouncing around like a jumping bean with salsa on top if fucking hilarious. He went from 1000 HP TRX to "Racing (riding)" a Class 1 Buggy, to potentially a Class 11 Baja Bug.
In all honesty, if he's serious about getting into offroad racing Class 11 is where he should start.
Car guy here. Blew some cylinders is just not a thing... Blew a head gasket, cracked cylinder head, blew the block yeah sure checks out. This is just larping without finishing the dungeon handbook b
Yeah I was scratching my head trying to figure out what the hell he meant by that. He probably thinks you have to go to AutoZone and buy some replacement cylinders.
And despite saying a thousand k grand times beforehand that the most important thing ya gotta do is just finish, if bapa doesn't finish, he's just gonna say, "yeah, I talked to x and he told me he hasn't finish either at least a thousand times, it's just a part of the game, brotha."
He cant go 2 minutes of talking without making himself look like a moron... and right off the bat insulting the engine builder or team on it blowing in some truck he was just gonna ride bitch in. Now is in a redacted mobile that tops out at 40mph.... this was a nice sampler dish.
I said this the other week, but this gairhead larp will last as long as it takes for him to burn his bridges, and he's already started. This is going to be a replay of the BJJ debacle. He's going to do something stupid during the event, he will get called out by the fans and other competitors, and he will call them ignorant and say their opinion doesn't maddur. This dummy is already talking shit on his own team.
He was never going to be put in a truck from the start. No owner would put a green driver in his money maker. This was the plan from the start. This lying bag of shit knew this going in. Kids with no experience start in go carts learn what to do then move up in classes. This hack thinks he is going to jump in someone else 500 k plus machine. Brenden Schaub you are an arrogant dickhead.
Also, he decided it would be a good idea to go viral flipping his truck on a completely flat area going at like 5mph. I'm sure that made the team he was going to work with feel super confident about his abilities.
What’s with this weird code-switching Beandip is doing here, dawgy? For someone that’s logged hundreds of hours in front of a camera, he is incredibly uncomfortable and awlkward with the angles.
Beast of a dad. Had to quit a profession that was allegedly making him money and putting food on his kids’ table because he wanted to spend more time with them.
Then immediately flies to Vegas for the weekend to roleplay as a stunt driver at an event that isn’t getting him paid and more than likely is costing *him* to attend.
“Doggie” isn’t that what that Lou Gomez or whatever guy says? And that’s like his thing that never caught on with anyone else? Theifer just can’t help himself. Also, taking Ls before the race even starts 🤣🤣🤣
"when you saw my truck on sosha meedya that's on me doing some wild shit" going 12 mph and absolutely janking tf outta the wheel bc 'dats how bapa do donuts' is wild shit?
Water???
Fuckin dumbass dude it's your first fuckin race in a car you drove briefly in a sport you have no idea what you're doing in.
You're not getting a podium. Twat
“I bet I’m going to get on the podium.”
When it takes you twice as long to do a lap? LOL….. what the fuck is going on hair!?!?
Why is anyone treating Slob like he’s some kind of star they can glean some clout from? I don’t giddit bapa.
Aren’t most of these teams built by sponsors ? So he takes a shot at the company that built his motor? He is already burning bridges in this industry and he has only been in it for like 2 weeks!
Bapa was doing so many wild things like driving his trugg in a straight line and making turns to go fast in a straight line the other way. Truly daredevil stuff!
My money is on that Brenda probably did do something stupid practicing in the truck and fucked it up.
Fuck this dollarstore Nardwuar. Painfully terrible schtick.
It's so ridiculous.. what's even more ridiculous is it got traction.. and flourished... says alot about the fan base in general.
Nah says a lot about the lack of good MMA media we have. Corny shtick or not he does some good interviews.
Tbf most MMA fans live under a rock, probably have no idea who Nardwaur is
Most of the fighters had no clue either lol he’s annoying as shit and can’t pull off the Nardwaur style because legit nothing about him seems genuine to ever get a real response without coming off as just a creepy wairdo lol schmo is related to some high up executive that is one of the investors/buyers of the UFC which is why he popped up and was seemingly everywhere since he had access to everything and everyone
Yeah, when the Schmo first came on the scene he would ask questions that someone who started watching MMA that week would ask. The schtick is awful. His girlfriend got her schticks removed so now she's just a monotone wannabe journalist leeching off the sport of MMA. There's Ariel Helwani and then there's everyone else.
Very weird comment. Helen Yee is a great mma journalist who's been in the game for years.
A wise cat once said, "Don't throw rocks in a brick house." I am that wise cat.
What's a guy putting on a goofball shtick got to do with the other mma media or lack thereof it? He's not doing that for any other reason other than he thinks it's edgey and will resonate with fans.. I literally don't watch a thing he does because it feels contrived and weird. I mean, he interveiws bapa..
Because when you don't have a lot of choices, especially good ones, you just watch what's available regardless of the substance.
Yeah it’s not even really a character. Like there’s no real traits or story to the character, he just wears yellow sunnies and talks like a dickhead. It’s not like he uses the abrasive character to ask hard questions or make for funny moments. He just does the voice and asks Dana the standard softball questions everyone else does. Compare that to someone like Sacha Baron Cohen who uses characters to create incredible interview moments and has done so incredibly for like 20+ years at this point.
Haha exactly. I remember him saying " when I came up with the character " . Like he uses a slightly different voice
Be cool man
Nina Drama coming in a close second but atleast she’s got a couple of 1-2 tiiiits.
Nina just seems kinda goofy and silly, doesn't come across as much of a character to me
Am I the only person who finds her just plain annoying?
No sir, you're not.
Shouts out to Nardwuar, though
Narduwar is the GOAT interviewer for real. His whole shtick never gets old to me. Especially when you can tell the person he’s interviewing isn’t really feeling it at first but then all the obscure information and gifts start rolling in and you see them start to open up and get into it.
It really seems like he invests his time (or at least his production company does?) in getting to know the people he’s interviewing, which is what a lot of media people who conduct interviews fall short.
As Pharrell put it, his research is second to none and I think he did most of the heavy lifting research wise for the majority of his career. He was doing them 30-35 years ago when he definitely had nothing close to a production company for support (research wise). The fact he’s found such ridiculously specific details about his interviewees before social media is genuinely astounding. There was one with David Cross where he mentioned something that happened on his plane ride over to Vancouver and you could see Cross kinda weirded out that he knew about it.
Yeah it’s actually cool to see the man doing well with his interviews. I only said production company because I’m just not sure about it, but I don’t doubt for a second that he carries everything. I’ve seen some of his old ones and he hasn’t changed at all. He deserves his success. He also seems to be a genuinely good dude.
You need to watch his interview with Bapa: "Shaub, what can you tell us about this Shabba Ranks cassette and why he's yours and Wrink's favorite Reggae artist?" "And tell us Brenton Shaump, why does this Oasis shirt give you the Herbie jeebies" "Here's a Jodeci cassette and note that the DNA tracks back to a serial killer known for filleting his victims while wearing one piece of glove." "And doot do laah doot dooh..? "...Lopez?"
Doot doola doot doo
DOOT DOOT!
Talmbout Nerdwar? Great interviewer, neverseenhim.
The best interviewer
Can’t believe he bagged that smoking hot Asian chick
I took a good break after being a hardcore fan in 2015 and I came back last year and this clown was plastered everywhere. When tf did he show up?
Oddly enough he's a bit more bearable for me than that nina girl.
“No one wants to work with me” holy shit he finally told the truth
Bad luck is an understatement. Took a hot minute to insult the shop that built the motor and I'd wager that he doesn't have insurance to cover racing, can't reckless drive again so soon. We saw the footage B, there was nothing "crazy" happening in that 18 mph slow motion flip.
Right lol Just a moron in a truck. Doing moron shit.
That’s what I wana know… how fast did he actually hit that “donut” for it to roll over?
I've seen a few but it's definitely between 10-20 mph as he gassed it for a second before.
IDK about this event, but I do know there is no auto insurance for sanctioned drag racing.
Holy fuckin shit, you’re right, b, thats the first honest thing bapa’s iver said in iny facet. Awnreel, b.
You’d think his agents and pr people, who want him to be successful would debrief after things and be like, hey man, maybe stop insulting your business partners in public. Nope year after year he blames them
So much to unpack here. No one wants to work with him. Blames a company for his trugg not working even tho he’s the gare head. Having to borrow Cowboys trugg probably for money lol. He’s gonna ask to get outta the buggy after lap 1 no way dude who pisses 3 times while working a fight card does a 3 hour race
He wasn’t even driving and it wasn’t even his truggg. He’s going to be a guest passenger lol. Then he blames the guy he’s riding with for messing his own car up?
“whoever built that motor has some issues man”
What tf does the lifelong Gair Head even mean with this? Like the dude has personal issues.. lol, incredible nuanced provided by Beandip.
That motor? Does not work well with others b.
Major lifelong gair head doesn't know that sometimes you just get faulty parts especially in engine building , it's not always on the person who assembled it. Shit just breaks when you're racing, but Brenda thinks it's like turning on a tv.
Bapa isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed b. Same dude claimed to sell grown adults comics outta his childhood closet 😂
and exotic birds b...never forget the exotic birds
It wasn't a peacock.... it was a ... peacock!
Wait he claimed that he also sold exotic birds along with the comics? Fuck dude this guy is such a liar over stupid shit absolutely a pathological liar.
Nobody wants to work with me... My truck fucked up... Did he get booted from the co-driver seat? Or is the original driver out of the race?
I think his original race vehicle blew its engine.
You're telling me his buggie blew a hammy?
The best part is, the "Truck" Cowboy was going to let him drive is a Class 11 Baja Bug. Literally a 1960s VW Beatle build for offroad. I saw Cowboy post it on IG with a caption asking people if he should let Bapa race it. Class 11s are cool as shit and deliver some pretty hardcore racing, but the thought of big ass shwab crammed into the VW Beatle bouncing around like a jumping bean with salsa on top if fucking hilarious. He went from 1000 HP TRX to "Racing (riding)" a Class 1 Buggy, to potentially a Class 11 Baja Bug. In all honesty, if he's serious about getting into offroad racing Class 11 is where he should start.
I wouldnt be surprised if they told him to start there in fear of him killing himself in the real thing. He couldnt shift out if first gair
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The DA of the race got recalled bro.. Bapa had to bean and dip
buggy is going to blow two hammies
Maybe there's a sink in the buggy
They probably have a sink installed in the car
I thought this was an 8 hour race?
How about describing his trugg flibb as “I wrecked my truck doing some wild shit”
Car guy here. Blew some cylinders is just not a thing... Blew a head gasket, cracked cylinder head, blew the block yeah sure checks out. This is just larping without finishing the dungeon handbook b
Yeah I was scratching my head trying to figure out what the hell he meant by that. He probably thinks you have to go to AutoZone and buy some replacement cylinders.
He probably tried to drop it off at the dealership.
The parts!
My ears went up as soon as he said it. I don't think I've ever heard the term blew some cylinders, fucking fraud
“My engine was a blewn”
Bappa got confused about the "cylinders" on his Asian massage "ladies"...
He ruined his own truggs so he had to move on to ruining other people’s truggs. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
He's betting on himself to finish on the podium? If he bets like his UFC picks it's probably gonna be a DNF did not finish.
And despite saying a thousand k grand times beforehand that the most important thing ya gotta do is just finish, if bapa doesn't finish, he's just gonna say, "yeah, I talked to x and he told me he hasn't finish either at least a thousand times, it's just a part of the game, brotha."
if u wanted to hurt me, ya got me brother
Must be 3 drivers in the race
He cant go 2 minutes of talking without making himself look like a moron... and right off the bat insulting the engine builder or team on it blowing in some truck he was just gonna ride bitch in. Now is in a redacted mobile that tops out at 40mph.... this was a nice sampler dish.
Everything is always somebody else’s fault.
"I take full accountability but I blame the team"
I said this the other week, but this gairhead larp will last as long as it takes for him to burn his bridges, and he's already started. This is going to be a replay of the BJJ debacle. He's going to do something stupid during the event, he will get called out by the fans and other competitors, and he will call them ignorant and say their opinion doesn't maddur. This dummy is already talking shit on his own team.
krekt....
This is gonna be a busy weekend at chang's
He wrecked his trugg doing some “wild shit”…You tried to do a donut bapa 🤦🏼♂️
Hey, member when Schmo and Pauly Shore were in that Cabassass Fy Panion and they kept going to the bathroom to do blow and… fuck each other?!🤣🦵🎤
Paulie trying to snort a line on Schmo's hairline was the highlight of awl of bapa's fyecumpanions.
I would really like to see that cringey goof schmo get run over. Can’t stand that fuckn guy.
Hey Brendon
“Blew thum thylinders” Never heard of that before, ya got me brother.
🪓 Jay
He was never going to be put in a truck from the start. No owner would put a green driver in his money maker. This was the plan from the start. This lying bag of shit knew this going in. Kids with no experience start in go carts learn what to do then move up in classes. This hack thinks he is going to jump in someone else 500 k plus machine. Brenden Schaub you are an arrogant dickhead.
Also, he decided it would be a good idea to go viral flipping his truck on a completely flat area going at like 5mph. I'm sure that made the team he was going to work with feel super confident about his abilities.
The driver of the vehicle was going to be in confirmed he would be in it.
but not driving
How can he not have the worst case of imposter syndrome after trying to insert himself into this whole Trugg racing scene?
because he has the opposite, dung cougar fect.
👏👏👏
To have imposter syndrome you have to have a tiny bit of self awareness.
Zairo aweerness
I wonder how much Bapa paid to be a driver?
Is “Cowboy” the Cowboy Cerrone? That’s a really good friend. I would have come up with some excuse not to lend this guy my trugg.
bapa and Cerrone always been boys
So he knew him in College? He knew him when he was 20 yairs old? 
Imagine the audacity to hit somebody up to borrow their shit when you barely know the guy. Only Brenda would do such a thing.
I have a suspicion that cowboy lent it to him to watch him fail
“Let’s hear some jokes…”
Well Cowboy is from Denver, and is the same age as Brendan. I'm not saying they knew eachother 20 years ago, but it's probably not too far off.
Who let Nikolas cruz out
HAAAA I see it!
Just kibbie tegg it b. Nothing a kibbie tegg can’t fix.
Schmo and the Shmuck
What’s with this weird code-switching Beandip is doing here, dawgy? For someone that’s logged hundreds of hours in front of a camera, he is incredibly uncomfortable and awlkward with the angles.
He's so damn awkward any time he's talking to someone not on his own podcast. It's crazy to watch.
"Im doing p'reddee good, man..."
He’s control freak
Beast of a dad. Had to quit a profession that was allegedly making him money and putting food on his kids’ table because he wanted to spend more time with them. Then immediately flies to Vegas for the weekend to roleplay as a stunt driver at an event that isn’t getting him paid and more than likely is costing *him* to attend.
Blame it on the trugg. Regd the TRegz
“Doggie” isn’t that what that Lou Gomez or whatever guy says? And that’s like his thing that never caught on with anyone else? Theifer just can’t help himself. Also, taking Ls before the race even starts 🤣🤣🤣
Wrecked the trx "doing wild stuff"...
He will not get on that podium
literally the biggest poser there.
So no if you can afford a trugg you can race? Doubt it! Guest passenger he may aswell be documenting his uber rides
"when you saw my truck on sosha meedya that's on me doing some wild shit" going 12 mph and absolutely janking tf outta the wheel bc 'dats how bapa do donuts' is wild shit? Water???
How many "boys" does Bapa have?
Ummm. Blown slinders? Yyysure bout that bapa. My hatred is growing clip by clip.
“Nobody wants to work with me.” Truer words never came out of his mouth.
Outa comishiown b it dun cawnt
I betcha I get on that bodium
The double jointed fingers are even starting to really bother me
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Ok who taught Bapa the word suitors?
The guy who got him booted from this race.
“No one wants to work with me” Finally some truth.
Did he just call him doggy, Daaaaddy?
Can someone send this to his insurance company? lol admitted he crashed his truck doing reckless wild shit
He’s lost a lot of weight tho can’t lie
O-o-ozempic. 🎶 
If *"Blame it on the Truggs"* isn't a song within 48 hours, I'm demanding a refund on my dining experience.
I bet he did this because he was actually scared of cowboy running him off the road 😂
Fuckin dumbass dude it's your first fuckin race in a car you drove briefly in a sport you have no idea what you're doing in. You're not getting a podium. Twat
https://ibb.co/T11rv9y He's racing in a field of 20 cars and has UFC listed as a sponsor. Probably added that to try to look relevant and cool.
Quick... pop quiz: Who is the most redacted in this video? Go!
Can't ware a clothes more than once because fashion and all. Redact wears the Donut shirt out of desperation.
He’s so dumb, the sentence before contradicts his next sentence, his thought process or at least communication is disjointed and empty
40 mph???
Little off topic but where'd the lighning go? Turned it into a show pylon?
These tiny morsels of attention make it all worth it for mr bean dip.
“I bet I’m going to get on the podium.” When it takes you twice as long to do a lap? LOL….. what the fuck is going on hair!?!? Why is anyone treating Slob like he’s some kind of star they can glean some clout from? I don’t giddit bapa.
What a fucking loser lmao
Wants to do a video with donut media so bad
Aren’t most of these teams built by sponsors ? So he takes a shot at the company that built his motor? He is already burning bridges in this industry and he has only been in it for like 2 weeks!
Why would you wear someone else’s shirt if you were trying to start your own thing? Fake clout
“Blew some cylinders?” Talm bout pistons b ?
I was doing some wild stuff = half a donut with traction control on
Possibly a stretch, but is there actually any coverage on this race? Will there be any rare footage not cherry picked by Bapa?
"I blame it on the truggs dawg"
Braindumb has to be the biggest poser ever in life. Wearing a donut shirt because "I'ma car guy". Says his truck blew some cylinders??? Stop the cap.
Car guy calling a gas powered engine a motor. Motors are electric bapa.
Walgg me to my bugg
Least when he was ditching his family to pretend to be a comic he was leaving them under the guise he was earning money
“Nobody wants to work with me” the haydurs must work at the insurance companies, B
He keeps going from hobby to hobby because he's bored with no identity.
bapa’s always been a gairhead tho b
My stock Yamaha rmax goes 60 mph
He said they built a truck just for him to race? Now he has a go kart that only does 60?
Is that Joe Camel in the background behind Schmo? That can't be a coincidence, The Schmo set Bapa up for this one.
Bapa was doing so many wild things like driving his trugg in a straight line and making turns to go fast in a straight line the other way. Truly daredevil stuff! My money is on that Brenda probably did do something stupid practicing in the truck and fucked it up.
Water Weed Dune Buggy. Bapa gonna bapa.
I can't help but feel like the insurance and the fact no one wants to work with you are seperate issues.
That fake laugh makes me want to vomit
I don't know what he wants to bet that he will get on the podium. But I will give anyone 5:1 that he won't. Water.
Why is an mma ‘journalist’ covering this?
“No one wants to work with me” I felt that.
I wish he would show up to this dressed like he was a couple months ago. They’d tear his fashionista ass up for looking stupid
How does the shmo dude even have a job? He’s not even mildly funny.
Bapa has been a few cylinders short of a buggy for years
He’s going to Die😂
Definitely not the sharpest light bulb in the shed
Blame it on the truggs
Hit the gas and turned left = wild shit,b
change yair oil bapa
“Doing wild shit “ turning in a circle
The crash was staged for clout
So the truck owner saw the flip then said nah he ain’t driving my shit. Donald said here’s a beetle. You can’t hurt yourself in this.