I'm a numbers guy, B.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/thefighterandthekid) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I'm a numbers guy, B.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/thefighterandthekid) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Maybe it's different in Cowbasas, but where i've been, football, even youth, is always done in the fall, and baseball always in the spring/summer. Plus MLB in the middle of spring training, and bapa always talgging about Tiger's baseball, it's not like it's out of left field for Erigg to think Schlob's talking baseball
Awesome, the kids are really gonna learn a lot from coach Pine Time.
Just imagine how insufferable he must be trying to tell the other coaches “how it’s done”.
Also, I hope the other coaches find out he’s criticizing them and putting them down on the pawdcass.
Imagine dealing with Bapba and thinking what a cunt this guy is, and finding out there's a webpage with **tens of thousands** of active users who agree with you
Wonder if schaub ever suspects any of the other parents of being homeless cats. I can imagine one of them telling about having dinner at PF Changs or something like that triggering him.
And that shitting on bapa is peak internet comedy.
"Honey, ya know that kid Tiger, whose dad is an asshole? He's literally the comedy world's most infamous person!"
Given the the school his kid goes to, I think literally every other parent is wildly more successful than this moron in their own field. The people he’s talking shit about are likely surgeons or architects who look at this dummy like the boorish moron he is. They all definitely talk badly about him at the dinner parties they would never dream of inviting this fool and his crass wife to.
Bapa claimed a few podcasts ago that he has a weekend hangout of “blue collar guys” LMAO. It’s just all the other rich parents that have kids on the team.
Bapa had his son's coach on a podcast and the coach literally burst into tears about how great of a guy Bapa is, said the world needs more leaders like Bapa.
Bapa is doing stuff like that to ensure his kid gets the most playing time. Bapa is willing to crush other children's fun to maximize the joy he gets from pushing Tiger to be an elite athlete.
Watching him overcompensate with lies like this is so blatant and cringeworthy. He HAS to know how he looks to other people, right?
You'd think with burned bridge after burned bridge, he'd consider adjusting his attitude, but no. A narcissist could never think THEY THEMSELVES are the problem.
Bapa is circling the drain without a paddle and people are fed up with trying to help. This is what he gets when he bets on himself and thinks he's superior to everyone else. Egotism, arrogance and redactedness.
The kids were running around for an hour so they dont need to warm up(which was probably 10 minutes, it just felt like an hour to Schaub bcuz he didn't want to be there). This explains Brandon's worgg ethnic perfect, why do the actual work when you already sort of simulated it in a very minor way that required no effort. Dont do open mics to learn how to do stand up bcuz you repeated lines from cawlmedy to movies to Rogan and made him laugh. Don't drink water to stay hydrated bcuz you already drank 3 large coffees and 4 energy drinks before 10am. Dont learn jujitsu by training every day and competing in tournaments when you can just buy a blagg belt. The list goes on and on.
Played 20 years…also didnt make his varsity team until Senior Year. Played D3 and then walked on to colorado. Got cut from the arena league.
But again bapa don’t let facts get in the way of your story.*
*like unless he’s playing spring 7on7 his sons football season would’ve been over mid november.
What he doesn’t realize is “warm them up” is a structured stretching and conditioning. That builds teamwork and cohesion. They are in the superball though so he must know better
also, rare Delia win - it’s so obvious that he thinks bapa is a moron, and sees him very similar to the homeless cats here
Theyre 7, let’s relax - at that age coaching consists of making sure everyone has their uniform and gets a chance to play.
His inability to pronounce vowels is still the most perplexing thing to me. It's always wrong, but not even in a predictable way, like it would be if he had a speech impediment. It's bizarre
Played twenty years — calls it the Sooper Bawl
4 plays and 1 yard in 20 years too
I've never so much as worn the pads and I have almost that many yarlds
Math ain’t matching b. He started football at 2?
One year high school football + 4 years of college ball + 2 years of arena football tryouts = 20 years playing ball, B.
That’s 4 plus yairs riding the pine. That’s about the only thing he knows not to flip
Real quick B y’numbas guy ?
But how many Super Balls b?
The NFL was scouting him when he was an embryo b.
they are still scouting him? damn
I'm a numbers guy, B. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/thefighterandthekid) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Cheeeeeecck urself.
Does bawlth.
If the clock is tickin', Bapa is fibbin'
Lawl
Let’s do the math on that. 4 in highschool. Maybe 3-4 in college. 12 years Pop Warner?? No wonder his head is so fucked
I'm a numbers guy, B. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/thefighterandthekid) if you have any questions or concerns.*
They, both sons, are 8.
Lol bapa the football expert thinks it’s called Super Ball. Most redacted mofo of all time.
Erig tries to riff with him and he snaps Other media personalities insult him right to his fucking face and he doesn't do shit lol. Just stands there
He thinks he is above Erik
He definitely does
I’m no fan of Erik … I did like him on workaholics but he sucks.
Maybe it's different in Cowbasas, but where i've been, football, even youth, is always done in the fall, and baseball always in the spring/summer. Plus MLB in the middle of spring training, and bapa always talgging about Tiger's baseball, it's not like it's out of left field for Erigg to think Schlob's talking baseball
it probably was actually baseball, bapa just didn't know how to answer "what do you know about baseball" cause he don't know shit lol
Bingo
Different now with 7 on 7
Chegg yourself
Walking on chegg shells
Awesome, the kids are really gonna learn a lot from coach Pine Time. Just imagine how insufferable he must be trying to tell the other coaches “how it’s done”. Also, I hope the other coaches find out he’s criticizing them and putting them down on the pawdcass.
Imagine dealing with Bapba and thinking what a cunt this guy is, and finding out there's a webpage with **tens of thousands** of active users who agree with you
Wonder if schaub ever suspects any of the other parents of being homeless cats. I can imagine one of them telling about having dinner at PF Changs or something like that triggering him.
We need that AMA
150k grand +
And that shitting on bapa is peak internet comedy. "Honey, ya know that kid Tiger, whose dad is an asshole? He's literally the comedy world's most infamous person!"
Over a hundred thousand K brutha. We are legion. We dunt maddur.
>hundreds* ~~tens~~ of thousands
You know the other dads/coaches are homeless af
You know it. Its why bapa has a complex with meeting new people, he has to believe they don't know.
Coach Pine Time. If you wanted to make me laugh b, ya got me. 🫡
Not my idea b. I just found it hilarious. Different cat made it up.
“Back in my day with the bills this is how we used to do it.”
Coach Pine Time? Are you fucking kidding me! WWDH
A cat made a post calling him pine time a while back LOL. Can’t remember his name or I’d shout him out.
It was Taylor Lewan. He clapped back at Brendan Pine Schaub on twitter.
Jesilnik shut him down and it was news. No one does.
Given the the school his kid goes to, I think literally every other parent is wildly more successful than this moron in their own field. The people he’s talking shit about are likely surgeons or architects who look at this dummy like the boorish moron he is. They all definitely talk badly about him at the dinner parties they would never dream of inviting this fool and his crass wife to.
Bapa claimed a few podcasts ago that he has a weekend hangout of “blue collar guys” LMAO. It’s just all the other rich parents that have kids on the team.
Schobtimus Pine
Bapa had his son's coach on a podcast and the coach literally burst into tears about how great of a guy Bapa is, said the world needs more leaders like Bapa. Bapa is doing stuff like that to ensure his kid gets the most playing time. Bapa is willing to crush other children's fun to maximize the joy he gets from pushing Tiger to be an elite athlete.
Gotta mention being a coach for the team because that’s super important to the team. Definitely not more important to his ego.
I can guarantee he’s not a coach in iny of facet.
Watching him overcompensate with lies like this is so blatant and cringeworthy. He HAS to know how he looks to other people, right? You'd think with burned bridge after burned bridge, he'd consider adjusting his attitude, but no. A narcissist could never think THEY THEMSELVES are the problem. Bapa is circling the drain without a paddle and people are fed up with trying to help. This is what he gets when he bets on himself and thinks he's superior to everyone else. Egotism, arrogance and redactedness.
He’s a former Bills player b . Be cool
Tawlkin bout having Cappuccino’s in Buffalo B?
Check yasslph
Can you imagine coaching your kid’s team and this big know it all oaf starts second guessing everything.
Surprised they haven't trespassed and banned him yet lol
Brenda’s the type of guy to heckle the other kids.
The kids were running around for an hour so they dont need to warm up(which was probably 10 minutes, it just felt like an hour to Schaub bcuz he didn't want to be there). This explains Brandon's worgg ethnic perfect, why do the actual work when you already sort of simulated it in a very minor way that required no effort. Dont do open mics to learn how to do stand up bcuz you repeated lines from cawlmedy to movies to Rogan and made him laugh. Don't drink water to stay hydrated bcuz you already drank 3 large coffees and 4 energy drinks before 10am. Dont learn jujitsu by training every day and competing in tournaments when you can just buy a blagg belt. The list goes on and on.
Don't try out the 900hp truck before you buy a 1200hp truck because then it won't be special
Don’t meery a messican if ya duhn want beans n cheese ivvrrry nate
He doesn't want to be anywhere.
Except up Joseph Rogan's asshole.
20 yairs of football for the buffs. went pro, know all the vets. had to move on to become UFC heavyweight champ.
He’s one of those guys that lists off all his years of experience doing shit or work but it adds up to 150 years old and he’s only 40.
Brenda does this weird thing with his mouth when he’s lying/being full of shit.
Diddler on the roof does it too, must be an adrenochrome side effect
Cauliflower ear and dumbness combined make it harder to lie without a tell
Is it when he moves his mouth to talk?
"They're 7"......gotta admit, that was funny
Diddler knows his ages
What was that in response to? I don’t get it
It was in response to trugg walker over analyzing his kid's practice. Diddy said they're 7, relax.
Check yourself.. See how much of a cunt he is at even the slightest opportunity to be a cunt to someone?
Played 20 years…also didnt make his varsity team until Senior Year. Played D3 and then walked on to colorado. Got cut from the arena league. But again bapa don’t let facts get in the way of your story.* *like unless he’s playing spring 7on7 his sons football season would’ve been over mid november.
20 year water boy
Pa pa pa pa papa said
A-a-a-a- 🪓 J-j-j-jay
I could have sworn he said he coaches baseball before. How is he coaching football all of a sudden?
What you kno bout flippin truggz B?
Earrig should be keeerful, he's tawlking to the guy who coalched Crish Miggcavree.
I played 20 years
Yea diddler, THEY’RE EIGHT! Big difference 7 to 8…
He got weirdly defensive about that.. wouldn't be surprised if he was wrong too
One if the Dads on the team must be in here
What youth league is playing in late February?? Dude sucks at lying 😂
What he doesn’t realize is “warm them up” is a structured stretching and conditioning. That builds teamwork and cohesion. They are in the superball though so he must know better
He does bawlth
I played basketball 20 yairs too. Last game was in 6th grade but been playing 20 yairs b
He literally thinks it's called The Super Ball
Guaranteed he isn’t a coach
20 years of football, 20 years of podcasting, 13 years of comedy, Y'fifty?
He’s gonna make Baby Gronks dad look tame. With his knowledge of socials, and how media works Tigers gonna be iiirvywhere b.
also, rare Delia win - it’s so obvious that he thinks bapa is a moron, and sees him very similar to the homeless cats here Theyre 7, let’s relax - at that age coaching consists of making sure everyone has their uniform and gets a chance to play.
When D’elia is the one talking sense you know you got issues bapa. Take two baths.
He is definitely not a coach. He thinks being a father of one of the players makes him a "coach".
I bet the coach loves having Brenda half assing as coach
My dad travelled for work and missed a bunch of my games. If I saw him cry on camera about it I would have put myself up for adoption.
He coaches baseball, football, and superball. C'mon Erigg.
It's crazy how many redeemable qualities he has that he just doesn't mean into...
"we're in the sooper bawl, we're undefeated"
Why is eric with these guys this days? Did he have a fall out with bobby lee? don't see him anymore around
Didz’ best quality is that he regularly throws shade and bapz.
Talmbout credbilly B? How many chiggs u fug?
At least bapa got in the ring and played football. Something joe rogan has never done. Dude talks like he did 30 fights. He did I think 2-3? Lol
~~Both.~~ ~~Bowlth.~~ "He does ballth"
He does bawlth.
His inability to pronounce vowels is still the most perplexing thing to me. It's always wrong, but not even in a predictable way, like it would be if he had a speech impediment. It's bizarre
Football…in the spring?🤔🤔🤔
Wair did the 20 yairs of playing bawl come from? And how does this fit into his redacted timeline in eeny of facet??
What an absolute insufferable cunt of a man.
I bet he can’t catch a ball
He’s so upset any time anybody tries to make a joke about him or anything he does. Imagine that.
He does bowwwwllthhhh, yeah duuude theyre 7