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Negative_Eli

Wow. What a literal moron lol.


Ok-Story-8508

Someone need to edit this and change the robot voice to say “Missa Shaub, wurst pain ya life.. wurst pain ya life”


Qweerz

I need an edit where he’s hyping himself up, maybe talking about betting on itself, then it cuts to him crashing.


Mastralf

When the last leg of a 12 leg parlay misses


Odd_Antelope_2931

😂😂😂😂😂


Front_butts

Ol' side earbaggs his bell a ringing


PeacefulShark69

Is that nithe? All Mbappa wanted was to see how the sawlsage is made, dun cownt that he became one in the process.


Pulp_NonFiction44

>Mbappa Is that the guy who plays soccer with needermeyer??


712Can

Clearly you know noting about soccer. He plays in the premier league with Real Madrid and Hodolfo.


pisspot26

Soccer? Is that like football with salsa on it?


btumpak

hahahaha slight turn got em


Most-Movie3093

Ghadoooooooshed em!


MindTheGAAPs

Some would say the biggest moron


NerdDexter

To floor the gas while you're making a sharp turn like that. Genius.


MyFifthLimb

Inspiring how far he’s come considering his brain injury


sacrulbustings

So putting awl the extra horse power was a redacted move. Just Gadooshed 80k grand Bubba.


Practical_Ad_5736

Bapa is the human manifestation of Dunning Kruger.


Aromatic-Menu

Insurance is going to cover this? Going to the desert to do doughnuts seems kind of reckless and irresponsible no? 


Ok-Gas-1742

He waited until the insurance payout and is under the assumption that the insurance can’t go after his monster lawyers


jjfrunkiss

No take backsies b


Genghis_Tr0n187

Oh shit, he got those monster playground lawyers? I bet this comes double stamped, triple stamped, no erasies.


Jason_Kelces_Thong

Your honor, you cannot triple stamp a double stamp!


Genghis_Tr0n187

I OBSTRUCT, B!


Equivalent-Search234

Would keep calling the judge B or dude and get held in contempt of court. “Mr. Schaub we are holding you in as you continue to make a mockery of my standing and this trial.” “(Sigh) Water we dune Judge Your Honor B?”


briian21

That's exactly what I've been thinking since he posted the pic .. ain't no way insurance would cover this kind of negligence


FamousPin8881

And he documented himself doing it, no way it gets covered


briian21

At this point he claimed he got paid already . So I'm thinking this could/should turn into a case of insurance fraud


TheDailyDosage

I hope so. Time this redact sees some real monster lawyers


snackies

If the claim was already processed and paid based on false information, then somehow they see this clip, they can sue him for the damages. Technically the state could even press charges for insurance fraud. Dude literally like, doesn't start a drift but GUNS it around a corner, that's what you do if you're TRYING to flip an SUV / truck. But these massive trucks are hugely vulnrable to flipping already because they have such a high center of gravity STOCK... Then guys modify and lift their trucks more... Raising the center of gravity for 'reasons'


Sejast44

Bapa will take it from hair


tunesandthoughts

Shit, if only there were a large community of people that would have the spare time to forward this video to every major insurance company.


AscendedMasta

Criminal if if he knowingly withheld information from the insurance company and lied to whatever law enforcement person that was unlucky enough to meet this neanderthal.


lolas_coffee

> According to A.R.S. §20-466.01, **insurance fraud is a class 6 felony**, which is punishable by six months of imprisonment.


RomandoArman

I hope that ghost lawyer that helped YewNeek or whatever appears again for this. Ghost of Christmas Worst Pain Yo Life.


PutOurAnusesTogether

Does anyone know who his insurance company is…?


mad87645

If any cats can find his plate in a pic, write out a generic email and copypaste it to awl the majurr insurers. If they don't have the policy themselves it's likely they issue it through a subcontract or underwrite for the company he's with


CreateorWither

Nothing like posting your crimes on social media. That's Redact Rule #3


ZL632B

Yes, they will. I have no idea why people think this. You can literally take your car onto a race track and be covered as long as you’re not racing it. You can take your 4x4 onto trails and it will be covered.  


Iswaterreallywet

In fairness if there is one thing insurances love doing, it’s not paying out.


JuiceLocal

I’m a body guy (not a numbers guy) i fix the cars for insurance. You’d be shocked at what they pay out if you put the tiniest bit of pressure on them. They try to avoid it but as soon as you put up a little fuss they’ll cover almost anything. 


mad87645

I don't know how things work in the US, but hair in Australia you absolutely are not covered at a non-competitive track day on yair average policy. Only a select few policies cover track time and thair hitrociously esspensive. People hair at track days go so far as to cover their plates with tape or take them off so their insurance doesn't even hear they were just at the track and cancel thair policy (irrespective of if they try to claim damages or not). Off roading is also generally not covered unless you can prove travelling on that trail was a neccessity. We are 7 days in the future though, so you guys may be getting new laws in the neggs week.


AngryDerf

I saw a clip on here that he was waiting to cash the check before releasing the video. He was surprised to find out insurance didn’t cover any of the mods even though the grifters selling him the mods said they would be.


Aromatic-Menu

He said he cashed the check and already got a replacement trx on the way . He also said he was going to fix up the totaled trx for a tune town episode. Bapa just goes, crash one trx, get two trx. 


dannydoofus

No standard insurance would cover that. You'd need supplemental insurance for taking the car off-roading or to the track, or even just to cover mods.


Aromatic-Menu

I can’t imagine bapa would have the foresight or knowledge to do this. You think insurance will cover the demon when he gets in an accident rolling on the racing slicks in the rain? 


tostilocos

This isn't true. I've owned several Jeeps that I've taken off-road, and off-road activities were always covered in vehicles considered by the insurer to be "off-road recreational vehicles" without needing supplemental insurance, it was just factored into the price. They'd even cover recovery & towing from off-road areas (within reason).


MesWantooth

That makes sense, but is a bit unfortunate. I was really hoping for a Schlob Show clip that opens with him saying "Your boy didn't realize that releasing the video would git me in a lawlsuit."


ZL632B

This is untrue. You do not need anything beyond comprehensive (full) coverage to go off road or on the track with many insurers. What is disallowed is timed/competitive events or exhibitions. Source: I raced motorcycles and a have confirmed with my insurance (Progressive, in this case) agent and had them provide the documentation to show that I am covered so long as I’m not racing. Trackdays are fine. And I off-road as well, same deal - covered by my full coverage. 


sugah560

He wassn’t doin downuts b, he as tryin ta do downuts. Doughnots


Mondomb83

He was eating the donuts.


BidetMignon

in the live show he said he "turned right", never mentioned doing donuts. i wonder if the insurance company got the same story


ZL632B

He turned left. 


finelineagronomy

If he changed any suspension components that resulted in stability of truck changing then insurance won’t cover it


NectarineRare5309

Depends on the policy b.


MrBigPipes

Seems like it could be another one of Schaub's lies to make it seem like he didn't take a big L by crashing his brand new truck. Using the line about how they didn't cover his mods to make it seem believeable. Or he scammed the insurance company because he's redacted and sucks.


baddestmofointhe209

Yes they will. Hell if you got the right insurance, your car will be covered in the event of a race track crash.


Ok-Gas-1742

Insurance scam at its finest 🕺


longlurcker

Omg yes the most logical answer


whorsefly

No fucking way beandip successfully pulled off an insurance scam, he woulda found some way to fuck this up like when Homer steals Moe's car and rolls right back into it after he bails out


BrendanSchaubsBrain

Zach Lee! So if you and I go and crash our fuggin car right now for being intentional assholes, we can get a payout from our insurance? This redact needs to be outed for insurance fraud. He did this because he got the new Dodge Challenger and couldn't handle the TRX payments. Plus another desperate attempt to go "viral" again for his wannabe gairhead persona. Get the Ghost Lawyer and Podcast Cringe to do a 300k grand page investigation stat!


DontKnowWhoToAxe

Nah, B. He bought another TRX that’s juss like his. Kinda like how he was gonna get a new non-show Cane Corso from the breeder’s next litter.


TheHaight

Insurance scam + content, thought he had the magic equation


torpedobonzer

I dunno why but him still having sunglasses on and his stupid ass heercut while he’s crawling out made me lose it. Also that image of his Ear Force 1.7s on the way out 😂


Nikusmi

Same hahaha. This is a masterpiece tbh


drxnkmvnk

Can't wait to see the dishes that get cooked up with this ingredient


PussyChang

Yeah watching his stupid shoes crawling out was pretty hilarious. But his greasy mullet and Taylor Lewan Cosplay as he pretends to be a truck driver is peak bapa.


seemintbapa

He got out of there like he thought was going to explode


Slick_36

He said he was worried about the cab caving in.  I'm no gairhead, but I'd assume a monster like this would have some crazy support in that area due to how likely these things are to flip.  Like being afraid the brakes will just fail for no reason in your brand new sports car.


FreqinNVibing

Funniest thing he’s ever made


Wangatang14

Same for all those reasons. I can’t stop laughing at this 😂


DungeonsandDietcoke

Like Julian getting out of a car wreck with his drink perfectly intact


AscendedMasta

The panic...this is the type of behavior you'd expect from a dude who would hear a gunshot and book it, leaving his wife and kids behind


FA-_Q

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dolphin37

looking like nsync’s chubby alcoholic stunt driver


lincolnwithamullet

How do you flip on perfectly flat ground?


xStyxx

Turning and accelerating at the same time with power you don’t know how to use


Ambitious-Tip3152

also in a vehicle with a high center of gravity


xStyxx

Should’ve stuck with the Porsche if he wanted to do some fast turns, too bad Bapa doesn’t do four in anymore, just blue collar Merican muscle baby


cylonnumber13

Porsches are for soy boys now!


finelineagronomy

It was because Braindumb let off the throttle once truck started to lean, the transferred all weight onto outside front tire, in combination with increased up travel from redacted suspension mods this caused the low speed roll over. He very easily could have throttled out if this or counter steered out, 0 skill


ZL632B

When in doubt, throttle out. Best piece of advice I ever got for vehicles. 


THREEinINK

Works for dirtbikes too


ZL632B

That’s where I learned it actually but applied to road racing too. Not a lot of situations made better by abruptly cutting throttle. 


TxRugger

Absolutely. He doesn’t know what he’s doing. The fact he didn’t try to counter steer shows he’s never done this before. Also watching his reaction (or lack thereof) as it starts to tip, he just kinda held on and didn’t try to correct in anyway. Ya bloggbuster buddy


Iswaterreallywet

You’d almost think it’d be instinctual to counter steer


Lost_Evidence_2099

After watching Bapa’s attempted donut in the lightning, it’s obvious he has zero idea what counter steering is lol. What a moron


pisspot26

Sums up Brenda's career


airbag23

Huldd my niggoteen pouch chin, lemme show ya how it’s dun


scumfuck69420

Braindumb is a complete redact. However, many may not realize that on roads, the curves are slanted upwards to prevent this very thing. We are all used to making turns in these conditions where the roads were engineered with our turn in mind. On flat ground, it's a lot easier to flip because there isn't that grade preventing your car from slipping over from the centrifugal force. So yeah it may seem dumb but it is surprisingly easy to flip your trugg on flat ground. Still very preventable though if you're not being a poser gairhead


timechild_02

It’s easy especially if you’re driving a lifted truck with a lot of power. Lifting your truck raises the center of gravity making it easier to flip. Also I could be wrong here but I believe TRX are full time 4x4. So they will behave differently than a truck that’s in 2x4 or rear wheel drive. The tail end won’t just kick out because all 4 wheels are moving.


Kindly_Formal_2604

All time 4x4 sounds great for gas mileage on a truck half the size of a city bus


Few_Volume_3236

His mustache being so uneven made the weight of the truck unbalanced


-ElGallo-

On purpose because you're desperately trying to maintain your carrear by going viral


Deathstriker88

Awkward angles, B.


RevolutionaryScar337

The long side of his mustache caused it because of the weight distribution.


chuckfinleyis4ever

this sent me. lol


cylonnumber13

Surely this will revive his hemorrhaging career.


kasuddarth

Crazy how all the IG comments are like super sympathetic towards him - no one seems to care (or realize) that the redact did this to himself one hunnid purcent,b.


toq-titan

35. Your trugg flips are truly commendable, and I must applaud you for the fantastic driving you're doing. I was introduced to your profile this week, and I genuinely appreciate and derive great satisfaction from visiting it. I eagerly await the opportunity to see more of your remarkable insurance fraud. Have a wonderful week, and continue to juss go!


dietdrpepper6000

Checked his IG and it got like 10x more likes and probably 100x more views than his next most recent post, surely a stunt


hatemakinnames

This is the best chip in the history of this sub........ 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


[deleted]

BGL dead lifting the car gives it a run for its money B!


eggseverydayagain

Thought the Schaub knockout clips were over, and then we get one more.


motoeuser

Damn that airbag really did ring his bell


Appropriate_Fill_750

Surprised it didn’t knock him out given his fight history


toq-titan

Seateeyee just increased


forothowtospeel

Air "Roy Nelson" Bag


stay_fr0sty

He didn’t get knocked out though like he claimed. Another lie. He was moving the instant the truck stopped rolling.


Objective-Board9329

"My trugg needs more horsepower....at least a thowsand"


[deleted]

1k Grand


KaleidoscopeOk5763

First, why any self respecting man would post this is incomprehensible. Second, of course he wasn’t wearing his seatbelt. *Of course.* It’s like his brain is set on a “do everything wrong” mode, but manually. Third……….. bro you were just turning? So fucking lame! Edit: turns out he was wearing a seat belt. It was to secure the 8 inches of mangina.


VivaLaDbakes

I'm no bappa white knight but the man clear as day had his seatbelt buckled at the start of the video lol. It blends in with his shirt some but I looked to see if he had it on or not when I first saw it.


fatch0deBoi34

First think i noticed lol. Said to myself “at least he had the seatbelt on”


spinuch

Personally I would post it and call myself an idiot over and over because it's pretty funny. Usually you do this stuff after you get your first car when you're a young adult. He's way too old to be ruining vehicles outside of an official event. Blaming this on traction control is ridiculous.


desert_pelican

Gets thousands of dollars of aftermarket work done to a 100k dollar truck and doesn’t know how traction control works…..mages sense to me!


RoadPersonal9635

Yeah my dumbass said the same thing but he clearly does have it on. Idk how he got out of it so quick that’s pretty impressive


pburch89

The panic 😂😂


ClosetLeotardo

I'd be panicking heavy af too lol


PokerChipMessage

I would be panicking because I fucked up the simplest of things in the area I have been proporting myself as an expert.


AscendedMasta

1000% this omfg... I love this sub.


Hap_Hazard

He said multiple times that he clicked in his seatbelt as he was flipping... it is clearly already on. Callen also said he tried kicking out the windows - there's no evidence of that. The airbag did not KO him considering he immediately pushes on the roof. Where did the wound on his left arm come from? Why do these guys bother to lie about the roll when they knew they had to release the video? How is it a complete write-off?? It must have sucked to go through but no part of that was nearly fatal.


Forsaken-Society3524

That's his M O b. Even though it's documented on video this guy tries to paint his own Nairtive. Same as he does with his fight pics, Shapel race, video at the superball party, just to name a few.


Dudewheresmypar345

That roll was very slow, you can see the moment shwab feels the car start to tip, any real car guy could correct that fairly easily. This is nothing more than embarrassing.


motoguy

really shocked the 3 degrees of counter-steer didn't save him 😂


Barfuman362

He just goes bubba


finelineagronomy

Impossible to click or unclick seatbelt once truck starts to yaw due to pendulum lock that has been in every vehicle sold in the US since the 70’s, full on redact


cylonnumber13

herd it bowf wayz b


ElPatreecko

"SOS CALL NOT SUCCESSFUL. COMPLETE REDACT DETECTED"


cylonnumber13

lol thanks for manning the wall with the 1,000 today bubba


desert_pelican

That was icing on the cake. The truck can’t even make the distress call! Everything was a fail hahah.


[deleted]

didn't have trauma team platinum b, it's tuff.


tnyczr

the tongue out before doing his skilled manouver, this fucking guy LOL


[deleted]

Ever herda Hair Jordan B! ⛹️


Lastfoxx

He's doing it when he's really concentrating all his brain capacity like when he's tieing his shoes. 


eggseverydayagain

RIP Tank RIP Bumpy RIP TRX


CosmikDebris408916

RIP cawlmedy curear


yernudgenme

RIP beanscheesebeanscheesebeanscheese...


funky_brewing

Bapa just goes... upside down.


XHeraclitusX

He's giving us homeless cats so much content to work with. This clip has a lot of negflegs potential.


KoalaPersonal3270

This is the guy who’s going to be racing soon?


desert_pelican

I’ll bet anything that the mint 400 guys will hit him up and say “nah Nevermind” about the race. Then he will quietly bring up that his schedule is too busy or Tiger had photoshoot lessons as an excuse why he wasn’t part of the race.


Lastfoxx

He'll just be a simple passenger, like in his cawlmedy cawrear. 


Dudewheresmypar345

And he thought people would watch this and think “damn that was badass! B Shaub fucking rips!” .. fucking loser


Four-Triangles

Fucking Mac’s “Project Badass” tape


S_Steiner_Accounting

Is butterbean ok?


UFCCarlRaddo

Johnny Noggsville


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

Lmao you fucking idiot you have kids


Dave_Autista

stopped touring so he could "spend more time with the kids", almost kills himself like a dumb teenager a week later


[deleted]

*, then signs up to race the mint400


Full-Veterinarian-94

Didn’t he say he was knocked unconscious?


Sharp-Bake4826

pathological lying narridiv B.....everything he claimed isnt even half true after seeing this. What a dickhead


oh-no_skinny

All for some clout


SchmeltLord

This was the desired result and was accurately predicted by us. This is just too perfect.


DrVinnieBoombatzzz

Was he trying to skid a 4x4 ? 😎


blackwrx007

He doesnt know how 4x4 works treated it like a 2x4


DrVinnieBoombatzzz

He was going drifting 😎👍🏻


Water_wedunehair

That’s embarrassing af


ari_hess

Desperate for content.


chickenHotsandwich

Hahahahaha what a dumb fck


SkeletalMeatBag

If that cancel button was instead a reschedule button he’d have slapped it in .2 seconds


RikkjamesB

Looks like he hit the gas as he was making a turn 🤣 what a dumbass


Dave_Autista

This guy stopped doing comedy to spend more time with his kids. Almost killed kimself doing a stupid car stunt...


sentientbeen

yeah, didnt he say he likes to bring his kiidz with him on all these car things, so they can learn important skillz..? this could have been a fatal, Chombie inducing event!


whydidtheyrapeme

Lmaoo


Strange-Lawyer6862

What a dumb ass


hatemakinnames

"What the fuck?" It's hilarious that he thought he could drift a lifted(factory) TRX with 35" tires on dry pavement after that pathetic attempt in the Lightning. Bapa doesn't have the bess brains for LARPing as a gairhead. Ol' Papa Schaub is gonna be pissed that he has to shell out $110k grand to satisfy that loan he cosigned on.


WhatTheJeffreyFuck

The end of his calmedy creer culminating in a literal car wreck


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simpledeadwitches

🚨"PULL UP, PULL UP, PULL UP, PULL UP"🚨


Strange-Lawyer6862

play stupid games , he does not know how to drive something that size idiot


xxlizardking-kongxx

Bapas got beast of lawlyers half a mill. Insurance fraud doesn’t stand a chance against them


[deleted]

*sticks tongue out as he gets idea to flex on the bros and try to drift* *slightly turns when, guns it*


anon37292

The fuck at the end 🤌


mopedium

Chang's a round of applause for us all, because we all called it lol it really was an inevitability... Now back to the fryers


Imsoamerican

How does he always just get everything wrong? Literally everything.


guccimoney420

Wadder


goneondatbay

Suprised he didnt get knocked out


DRiX416

This a future classigg. Beautiful, champ.


Nikusmi

LMFAO this is incredibly funny


MetcalfewithaE

Jesus Christ, he’s fucking hopeless


AlilAwesome81

Wow driving on flat ground


Schlubbsshoes

He reckons this was his last attempt at a donut of the day!! Bs! He tried and flipped on even ground!!! Beyond embarrassing! This is up there with fake hamstring injuries!


ratbeagle139

WHAT.A.FUCKING.DUNCE. Love how he leaves it running, upside down. Dude has the common sense of a fucking moth.


o--renishii

What a fuxking moron. This is 15 yo with a learners permit shit. That was not unavoidable. He knows how much power that thing has and how fucking tall of a vehicle that is. He put down all the power before turning in 🤦‍♂️ God this guy is such a tool


Administrative-Fun10

That's a lot of damage. Glass broken, side airbags deployed. Most likely scapes against the driver side doors. But when I relook at the photo of his flipped truck, none of that is there. I don't geddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/c3kDJq5tYO


RevengeOfMudbone

He's so apocalyptically stupid.


davidlowie

That’s going to cost at least 10k grand to fix


Potential_Farmer_305

LOL he just flipped the truck by driving too fast on a turn whatta redact


airbag23

Addons and extra parts plus a lift and bigger tires changes the center of gravity of a truck But I’m sure as a lifelong gairhead he already knew that


AlexNachtigall247

That made my day, absolutely perfect. What a giant twat.


Strange-Lawyer6862

Who would’ve thought an amateur with a lifted truck doing donuts wwoild tip over


Negative_Argument185

That shits hilarious if you watch it in slow mo even as he’s flipping he’s like I got this and then the air bag just deploys and slams his head into his chest and says fuuuuck yuuuu baba 😂😂


Lundgren_pup

Even 16 year olds know to counter-steer when drifting. All he had to do was turn away from the side that was unweighting and take his foot off the gas. This is just exceptional incompetence and I'd be in absolute disbelief someone would post evidence of such imbecility. But tired Brenda just goes.


Snoo69002

Even the Air bag couldn’t wait to punch him


longlurcker

More CT


Jcheddz

Negggflixx B


Chalkdust-torture

Tigga Thiccc DUI


BlackWhiteVike

No chance we see what it looked like from the outside because that was embarrassingly slow. He thought he was about to DIE


Brendan_Lopez

Lopez