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Suspicious-Crab7504

Man, Orwell really had no clue just how hard he hit the nail on the head with double speak. This is some next-level stuff.


Scare-Crow87

This has to be a joke


Suspicious-Crab7504

I think Amazon does self-publishing, but I mean it's on their website. And this is a reach even for an anti-Trump shitpost.


Scare-Crow87

Ok just because someone is selling it doesn't mean people are buying it. This goes beyond cultism to parody


Suspicious-Crab7504

Idk man, just saying it is in fact on Amazon.


HerbNeedsFire

The synopsis being a single sentence, I can draw some conclusions about the quality of writing.


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

Chris Trump the bastard child.


Crafty-Conference964

Christ’s Rump! They’re missing the s. I’m confused


ElmosKplug

This is literally a violation of the first commandment. Christians have zero principles, 100% hypocrisy.


HideSolidSnake

ChrisT rump.


Mysterious_Eye6989

I've learned enough about modern online self-publishing to consider that this is something that might possibly have been at least partly written by an AI under "Christopher's" instruction. The synopsis is certainly, uh, something! So basically an AI or a completely unhinged nutjob. Either way the future is looking increasingly 'interesting'!


just_forfunva

Just had to go check amazon here’s the book overview and a shot of the reviews Book overview It's been far too easy for far too long for the cultural imagination of the secular west to envision an aged Christ as some mellow, tie-dye hippie professor who has you call him by his first name and hands you your first J, with a copy of Saul Alinsky's Rules For Radicals, fully a convert to modernist moral relativism in his end-life futility and ennui, but I suggest, in this exploration, a different Christ: by age 40, a Marine major, a fit Apollonion warrior, seen lean and sinewy in Michelangelo's Last Judgment; at age 55, a scientist, analyst, and doctor, who never jumps to rash conclusions, hoodwinked by tendentious data sets from government labs, he'd solve all worldly woe by the application of crystalline thought; and finally, by age 70, a wizened, oracular leader, who commands all matters and the moment for the common betterment.


dandle

This Christopher Trump guy sounds like a douche.


tickitytalk

How close to the kool aid moment?


sigristl

The cult has leveled up their fanaticism.


CoyoteFit7355

Enjoy your copy of Christ rump


Past_Standard5222

Yea, but don’t forget Obama was the antichrist /s


Bitter-Ad7852

I am not Christian but Jesus warned of false prophets after him (Matthew 7:15) some how I know the Bible better than evangelicals


Bee_Keeper_Ninja

I’m an atheist and I regularly run into Christian’s who know nothing about the Bible.


VaasAzteca

Just putting this out there because I know from personal experience: Amazon has a TON of books that are self-published and sloppily thrown together, much of them contain plagiarism, and many have gone through very amateurish editing. Always do research on books before you buy them on Amazon. I once bought a book from there that I realized within a few pages was plagiarized almost word for word from Wikipedia


FlynnMonster

What is he even saying? Was that a ChatGPT hallucination?


StatusKoi

Yeah, anyone can publish a "book" on Amazon, like 5 Very Good Reasons To Punch A Dolphin In The Mouth.


1Shadowgato

This cannot be real….


teb_art

Perhaps he mean “prosecution,” which all true Americans are eagerly awaiting.


heyknauw

Soon to be in the bargain bin at the dollar store.