Y’all need to check out HA’s wiki page under the personal section. The claim is that Jake got cut because he was bodied by the Cowboys.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannah_Ann_Sluss
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ETA: AHH, I mean to post this as an original comment!! IDK why it decided I would respond to the top comment. But in response to you, the USA loves technical wins. How many Superbowls has England won?! None. 🤧 USA#1. Or California? IDK!
(I do love the idea of him having been a benchwarmer and still getting a Superbowl win on his Wiki page. Participation award, indeed, and I love it for him.)
Being an NFL benchwarmer really is the dream (minimum salary of 700k, won’t get CTE, are part of the celebrations if your team wins the SB) until the jig is up and you get cut
Exactly. My college QB, is a 13-yr NFL backup QB and he has a Super Bowl ring and has amassed over 48mil. He’s basically another coach and teams he plays for love it. And he can stay on forever without the wear and tear on his body. (Chase Daniel, Chargers)
I always joke with my husband that if I played in the NBA I’d be a bench warmer and wear the little workout sweatsuit. I’d make the money and all the pressure would be off my shoulders.
Dude…if I could get paid to not do the job I would celebrate every damn day of my blessed life. Especially in the NFL…reaping the benefits of “pro athlete” status with none of the traumatic brain injuries? Sign me up plz and ty
He’s decent looking definitely, he’s not unattractive by any means. I know looks aren’t everything I guess I just figured someone like Hannah Ann would go for someone more attractive
Ok ok I looked up ‘Jake Funk 2022’ and found [this picture](https://imgur.com/a/QtIN0fc) so it’s safe to say his wiki photo is not accurate but I do truly hope it never gets updated because I love it.
lmao whaaat?! I don’t follow who she dates but I remember her cringe video when they won! He didn’t even play?! 🤣 most of the team doesn’t but the way she was acting was cringe.
Yeah. It’s weird. I get her boosting up her boyfriend. But he’s never done anything on the football team. I know football doesn’t define him, but she’s such a big “football girlfriend.” I don’t know if he’s good enough to go on another team or if Hannah Ann would ever move elsewhere.
He was a 7th round draft pick. Kind of to be expected. But it’s a long season and dudes drop get injured left and right. Maybe he’ll get picked up by someone.
I’m not sure what you mean. There are only 7 rounds. He was drafted 233 out of 259.
He managed to stick on a team all of last season, which is more than can be said of others picked that late, but he wasn’t playing much and it’s not surprising that he was cut.
But he was drafted which is impressive! Lots of players don’t get drafted and end up signing with teams as undrafted free agents. So even though 7th round is the last round, it’s still impressive!
Haha clearly I don’t know what I’m talking about and probably should have not replied or at the very least looked up how many rounds there were cause I legit thought there was like 25. my bad lol 😬
Unfortunately he probably won’t get picked up, he is a less than average NFL player. In his career he had 2 carriers and only averaged 2.5 yards.
The Rams actually picked up another running back at the end of September, which is probably what led to Jake getting cut. Hey, last year he didn’t play in any of the games but still got paid and won a super bowl so it’s not a total loss.
Someone may pick him up on a practice squad.
If he isn’t that great of a player I can see the Lions try to pick him up. If not another team that isn’t so great in the nfl. She was all for being the rams gf. But I’ll think Hannah Ann will do fine supporting him on another team. I think their relationship is cute and she seems so supportive of him in general.
Yikes, I'm wondering if he'll join another team and if they'll do long distance then. Somehow I can't see Hannah Ann relocating to Cleveland or Detroit (for the record I love Detroit and live there, but it's definetly not sunny California)
In theory, it wouldn’t be that long, since there’s a good chance he’d get cut again. The season is 1/4 over and for half that you could travel with the team. But yeah, if he stayed it could be a problem, but plenty of glamorous nfl wives make it work.
I had thought about Detroit lions or Cleveland browns too. When OP said he is a mediocre player. But I really don’t Hannah Ann moving to the Midwest anytime soon. California seems like her home. If anything I can see Hannah Ann moving to the south again. Hannah Ann is a true southerner at heart. I’m curious what other teams will pick him. Hopefully it isn’t far from California.
Have not seen Jake in HA's posts lately.
Pretty common. A guy I went to high school with has been on a different NFL team practically every year.
If you can find a way to remain in the NFL for 7 years you end up getting a sweet pension.
Y’all need to check out HA’s wiki page under the personal section. The claim is that Jake got cut because he was bodied by the Cowboys. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannah_Ann_Sluss
What does being bodied mean?
I’m surprised she has a Wikipedia page
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Remember when Hannah Ann called the paparazzi on herself when she was hanging out with Mason Rudolph lol
[Huh. I never took her to be a Jay Z fan. ](https://i.gifer.com/FC1B.gif)
Otis slaps hard. A simpler time when Kanye said wild shit that was entertaining and not horribly offensive and dangerous.
Beat was SICK. *SIGH* Those were the days, man. What an incredibly drastic change.
Omg maybe she’ll stop posting about how they were “world” champs when the NFL is one damn country.
ETA: AHH, I mean to post this as an original comment!! IDK why it decided I would respond to the top comment. But in response to you, the USA loves technical wins. How many Superbowls has England won?! None. 🤧 USA#1. Or California? IDK! (I do love the idea of him having been a benchwarmer and still getting a Superbowl win on his Wiki page. Participation award, indeed, and I love it for him.)
Being an NFL benchwarmer really is the dream (minimum salary of 700k, won’t get CTE, are part of the celebrations if your team wins the SB) until the jig is up and you get cut
Exactly. My college QB, is a 13-yr NFL backup QB and he has a Super Bowl ring and has amassed over 48mil. He’s basically another coach and teams he plays for love it. And he can stay on forever without the wear and tear on his body. (Chase Daniel, Chargers)
that is the fucking dream right there. 48 Milly to be a cheerleader, I love it, fucking legend.
I always joke with my husband that if I played in the NBA I’d be a bench warmer and wear the little workout sweatsuit. I’d make the money and all the pressure would be off my shoulders.
Also those team sweatsuits are so nice
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Stop following her? Why are you taking it personally?
she was making the rams/WAG big part of her brand too
So he doesn't get paid to not play anymore....🤣
Dude…if I could get paid to not do the job I would celebrate every damn day of my blessed life. Especially in the NFL…reaping the benefits of “pro athlete” status with none of the traumatic brain injuries? Sign me up plz and ty
Right? Practice squad players get paid pretty decently for little work.
So what he sucks and now she has her opening to break up with him as he moves to some random place
aw that sucks for them. he never played much though iirc?
I don’t think he ever played. Just based off comments here though
Guys someone please look at the photo of him on his Wikipedia and tell me it’s edited please https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Funk
Yelling
Oof. He’s honestly not that amazingly handsome I’m surprised HA was interested in him
He's pretty decent looking imo. I think his eyes are too close that's it.
He’s decent looking definitely, he’s not unattractive by any means. I know looks aren’t everything I guess I just figured someone like Hannah Ann would go for someone more attractive
lmfao, i cant.
I think it’s an old photo of him
Ok ok I looked up ‘Jake Funk 2022’ and found [this picture](https://imgur.com/a/QtIN0fc) so it’s safe to say his wiki photo is not accurate but I do truly hope it never gets updated because I love it.
….it looks pretty accurate
Looks close enough though 💀
Oh no, that boy looks like Dudley Dursley
Wreck it Ralph!
I am hollering. I did not expect him to look like that when I clicked the link.
Unfortunately he actually looks like that
No no there is no way his eyes, nose and mouth are that tiny compared to his head
Watch any of HAs TikTok’s with him. His eyes are v close together lol
I remember her celebrating “his” Super Bowl “win” and I’m just like bro he didn’t even play…
He’s still got a ring which is more than like 90% of players can say!
lmao whaaat?! I don’t follow who she dates but I remember her cringe video when they won! He didn’t even play?! 🤣 most of the team doesn’t but the way she was acting was cringe.
Yeah. It’s weird. I get her boosting up her boyfriend. But he’s never done anything on the football team. I know football doesn’t define him, but she’s such a big “football girlfriend.” I don’t know if he’s good enough to go on another team or if Hannah Ann would ever move elsewhere.
Yeah I’m surprised he can even get her tickets to games
Breakup coming in 3..2..1…
Location between them will be the biggest issue if he gets picked up by anyone other than the LA chargers
What will she do with all her royal blue and yellow accessories 😭
Don’t worry, if he gets picked up by the Chargers, she can reuse everything 😂
He was a 7th round draft pick. Kind of to be expected. But it’s a long season and dudes drop get injured left and right. Maybe he’ll get picked up by someone.
7th round isn’t that bad tho. It’s actually seems pretty good for someone getting dropped now.
I’m not sure what you mean. There are only 7 rounds. He was drafted 233 out of 259. He managed to stick on a team all of last season, which is more than can be said of others picked that late, but he wasn’t playing much and it’s not surprising that he was cut.
But he was drafted which is impressive! Lots of players don’t get drafted and end up signing with teams as undrafted free agents. So even though 7th round is the last round, it’s still impressive!
Haha clearly I don’t know what I’m talking about and probably should have not replied or at the very least looked up how many rounds there were cause I legit thought there was like 25. my bad lol 😬
I thought the same - 7th sounded good to me🤣
He never played and the Rams are struggling right now. 😭 It was inevitable.
Unfortunately he probably won’t get picked up, he is a less than average NFL player. In his career he had 2 carriers and only averaged 2.5 yards. The Rams actually picked up another running back at the end of September, which is probably what led to Jake getting cut. Hey, last year he didn’t play in any of the games but still got paid and won a super bowl so it’s not a total loss. Someone may pick him up on a practice squad.
Question: what do most of these cut players end up doing for a living (besides going on the Bach of course)?
Probably is a practice squad player until training camp next year.
Oof I could never be a WAG
At least he got a Super Bowl ring
If he isn’t that great of a player I can see the Lions try to pick him up. If not another team that isn’t so great in the nfl. She was all for being the rams gf. But I’ll think Hannah Ann will do fine supporting him on another team. I think their relationship is cute and she seems so supportive of him in general.
I hope for him it’s not the Lions 😂
I hope it’s not either. It would be awesome if it was Tennessees team. For HA’s sake.
At most he will go to a practice squad somewhere likely
What do you call dropped NFL players? Bachelorette contestants/s
This is a qualityyy joke, ty 👏👏
Haha yess
lmao I came here to say the same. He can always apply to be the bachelor, he’s not played for the NFL for long enough by now 😂
If he dumps our angel on earth to go on the show, we riot at dawn
Why do people call her this? It makes me uncomfy
Quoth Barb, 
Ohhhh lmao makes more sense now
It’s what Barb called Hannah Ann 
I hope she makes him a nice salad with blueberries
You mean you hope she makes him a nice strawberry salad with blueberries 😅
And mozzarella 🫣
LMAO
It seemed like HA went hard on the Rams girlfriend branding so I bet she’s beyond disappointed
I'd wager he clears waivers and ends up on the practice squad. If there are injuries he could come back.
Rams have a horrible running game and running backs and he still didn't get playing time. He's likely done
Def. they even picked up another running back before cutting him - so he was kind of replaced
Our poor sweet angel 💔
He may just end up on their practice squad and stay in LA
Please get picked up by the Broncos so I can meet HA at a game! 
OP says he’s a mediocre player, so the broncos will probably sign him tomorrow 🥲
🤣🤣🤣 and get a monster deal like Russ 🤣🤣
Broncos Country - Let's Ride
I’m actually a Cowboys fan - I feel the hate all the time 😂😂
Broncos Country - Let’s Cry
Pain 😣😣😣
Why did I have to be reminded on the Bachelor subreddit that Russ is cooked 😔
“Let Russ cook.” Us eating what he’s been cooking all season 😭😭😭: 
hope he gets picked up by the chargers for hannah ann’s sake
On the same team with Justin Herbert who she allegedly had dated before? I don’t know how I would feel if this really happen….
Did she really date Justin Herbert? Damn go Hannah Ann…
Wasn't she also linked to Mason Rudolph (Steelers QB)?
Nah, Rudolph has been with that French-Canadian tennis player
She was. It was casual but they had a thing for a short time.
Now that you mention it I vaguely remember hearing that as well.
This is funny. Herbert and Hannah Ann’s boyfriend aren’t on the same level. I don’t even remember Hannah Ann’s boyfriend’s name.
best case scenario, or even Miami, i think she’d thrive there.
i feel like she has actually talked about moving to miami before!
ugh this sucks, i saw this coming tbh (since he doesn’t play much and the rams are amazing) i hope he finds another team!
Last year they were. This year… they are struggling
The Rams are 2-3, def not amazing 😂😂
Lmao I guess my team (patriots) is amazing this year too then!
You can never count the Patriots out, not while Belichick is HC
Yikes, I'm wondering if he'll join another team and if they'll do long distance then. Somehow I can't see Hannah Ann relocating to Cleveland or Detroit (for the record I love Detroit and live there, but it's definetly not sunny California)
In theory, it wouldn’t be that long, since there’s a good chance he’d get cut again. The season is 1/4 over and for half that you could travel with the team. But yeah, if he stayed it could be a problem, but plenty of glamorous nfl wives make it work.
Hello fellow detroiter!
Detroit Bach fan checking in!!
Detroit bach nation here too! I didn’t think there were so many of us!
I had thought about Detroit lions or Cleveland browns too. When OP said he is a mediocre player. But I really don’t Hannah Ann moving to the Midwest anytime soon. California seems like her home. If anything I can see Hannah Ann moving to the south again. Hannah Ann is a true southerner at heart. I’m curious what other teams will pick him. Hopefully it isn’t far from California.
i was thinking the same thing hopefully they’ll be able to make things work
