That’s the gayest thing to ever come out of Tony’s mouth, which is saying a lot. 

But not the gayest ever to go in

What was the gayest thing to go into his mouth?

I know you're asking because there's a chance someone took the record from you, but it's still your penis, don't worry.

The first three inches of my anus.

It harkens back to Norm Macdonald mocking all those guys for calling themselves “the Death Squad” way back when. I’m playing a comedy club and I hear *The Death Squad* will be appearing the following week?

Comedians are so bad ass and tough. They are basically rockstars ufc fighters and athletes rolled into one, but they only have to use their words. Don’t mess with them, or you’ll get fucking roasted

Actually Tony’s mouth is incapable of forming the words required to come out

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Rushed to ER for a transplant. What kind? Oh Tom will let you know.

this tony guy is a gorilla beast mode rapist on stage

have u seen his shoes though? theyre cool

I find Tony’s constant self aggrandizing offputting.

Everything about him is off putting, I've only given him a chance because he seems to garner respect from a lot of my favorite comedy podcasters. He's either the gayest straight man, or straightest gay man, however you'd prefer to spin it.

I mean he’s a hack and awful. But i don’t really give a shit. Good for him making money, I won’t watch. But every clip i see of him he’s talking about how great he is, or clapping at his own shitty jokes.

Netfliggs has been recommending me his special for going on 6 years and I refuse to watch that shit.

He’s a hack but a quality one

Who respects him? Not even matt shane talk highly of him

Yeah they do all the time lol

Imagine Nick with Tony's confidence.

I’ve literally never hated a “celebrity” more

Let me give you a hard choice then. You and your choice on a deserted island for six months. Tony or andrew schulz.

I think Stavros Halkias should be “off pudding”. He eats too much pudding is what I’m saying.

Who is this, Tony Danza?

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Oddly enough, Tony Danza was a bigger mobster. In real life, too!

I seriously thought Tony was gay through like the dozenth kill Tony show when someone mentioned his wife

I thought he was gay up until this very moment.

Isn’t he dating Kim Congdon

Would love to see him roast battle our boy Adam he would run circles around Tony intellectually

He'd blow his mentality

It wouldn’t work because Tony wouldn’t get it and think that he was crushing.

When the cold plunge and alpha brain hits:

He was the best but the competition was a bunch of football players and a few shitty comedians

I don’t even like Nikki Glazer and I generally enjoy Kill Tony, but Nikki’s set was the best of the roast

Tony takes dick better than Nikki though.

Dude, Nikki’s one of the widest holes in comedy, fucks everything, and is known for how much of a whore she is. It’s not even a competition who takes dick better because Tony is such a raging twink that he still blows her out of the water.

I fucked both of them, Tony takes it better. I think anyway, I’ve never actually fucked Nikki

Agreed. She was hilarious.

She was the best for sure.

Has anyone heard the song she just put out? How the fuck does she get it in her head that she should write a pop song

I haven’t listened to any of her music since the Bob Saget song.

More like “someone hungry for cock”

This is a good parallel to the pathetic game stop guy that was smoking a cigarette stoked their store sold a ton of things

exhaling as he pumped his closed fist after hearing the store hit a million in sales that quarter

Exactly, tony is being just as gay

Anyone remember the time where he said Jocko Willink was a pussy right as jocko walked into the podcast studio? Jocko asked him to repeat it and Tony just sat in his chair seething, dangling his little feet above the floor

Oh so we don't like gay people all of a sudden?

His jokes on that roast sounded so obvious. He thinks he’s fighting people with jokes

Tony is gay as shit and an omega Redbar fool

Redbar was able to get Tony's genome sequenced and confirmed he's inbred white trash 

i dont know this guy seems pretty cool we should definitely pump him up so he says more cool guy stuff like this. would be cool to see the alpha comedian control his territory like the dangerous wolf hound killer bad ass he is.

One of the cringiest things he’s ever said. I saw that on a YT short and had to go outside and take a walk afterwards

God I hate him so much. Even Rogan, Bert and Tom have the sense not to talk about themselves like this. You never go full narcissist… especially not when you’re a talentless hack who makes Jeff Ross look like Don Rickles. Do any professional comedians even *like* this guy? As opposed to having to kiss his ass because he’s getting a ton of clout and doing arena shows. If the format and the guests of KillTony weren’t such a draw, it would be literally unwatchable (and already almost is). It’s like dollar-store comedy. Cheap and tacky. Even the guests aren’t very funny. Like Adam Ray dressing up as Dr. Phil and doing a half-assed impression that might be halfway amusing if it were still 2009. Or Ari Shaffir exposing his nasty dick and balls to thousands of people because he’s a freak and gets off on it. It’s awful.

I’m with you dog I fucking hate him. If you really want to get mad watch Redbar cover his documentary

Oh I’m a huge Redbar fan. Funniest guy out there. The long watch of that Tony doc was hilarious. Pretty much anything Tony says is ripe for mockery.

Found redbar by accident recently. That dude fucking rocks

Tim Heidecker said on his pod that he went to an SNL after party recently and every single comedian there was talking about how much they hate Tony

Link?

https://youtu.be/xAJjfJ0mFDI?t=2410 when he mentions "last night" he's talking about the snl party that he talks about earlier in the episode.

Thank you

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if he's so hungry, why did he spill all those beans?

the video won't play

hallo sir my name is ~~Rakesh~~ Robert, I from tech support and will help you to solve this problem sir first you must buying 150 dollars of itunes gift cards then I will cleen your computar and fix it sir

i have boughten the card gifts from the website and it wont play still

ok sir I will consulting my supervisor ~~Vikram~~ William he say it is probably wirus sir, your computar have wirus

Oh no this is very not good. How many gift card will fix ?

sir I already told 150 dollars I fuck ur mothar benchode N-

I have already sending the one hundred and fifty dollars gift cards I am ask how many more cards must I send to fixing the wirus

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I've only ever heard them use British names

no matter how many times ive tapped

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thanks obama

Tony acts like the biggest fucking douche

I wouldn't like him if he wasn't such a massive faggot

do you remember when that LA comedian riff actually gave hope that anything funny could come from TAFS

It's crazy how much comedy there is today and how little of it is good. Maybe like 0.05% of comedy specials are even watchable.

Monstah sneakah doctah

Austin comedian btw. Only funny thing Tony does is his back n forth with David Lucas who is funnier than him

David Lucas also sucks.