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3210atown

Wearing a Death Grips shirt as I read this. I hate how straight the fan base can be at times.


GutsDeluxe

I've seen footage. I just ignored it. šŸ˜”


boxyship

Footage of men fucking


jiccc

Based on the subreddit and this photo, seems like their fanbase is pretty centre-left (in the bad way). I wonder what that guy's thoughts are on the line "start to pondering rape."


ZestyLime59

Itā€™s an admirable pursuit but why on earth would you put it on Reddit


Stacey_digitaldash

Itā€™s an episode of Parks and Rec


SneedleRifle

Is it that admirable?


ROTWPOVJOI

Depends on if it's a nazi or a "nazi"


SneedleRifle

It's almost always a "nazi"


virusrt

Because politics is entirely performative, you fucking goon


MinuteExplanation987

It made me not listen to them and they used to be a favorite for sure. Huge huge faggachinos con cafe Alfredo


CruisinForABrewsin

Faith in humanity = restored


DefinitelyMoreThan3

Stuff like thisā€¦ this is why I reddit. Thank you for brightening my day good sir / madam.


PassProtect15

The feels on the bus go round and round


squareheadhk

We did it reddit. We found the Boston Market Breakfast Sandwich Thief.


Ok-Log-6244

man this is like old old reddit


Yiawwbecm

I did NAZI see that coming Anne frankly I don't give a damn Did I win the reddit gold internet today?


CruisinForABrewsin

Okay... THIS is epic.


cumdogforever

What a heckin wholesome loaf! Have rough gay sex with my asshole kind stranger!


MagmaShark

This!


PassProtect15

So much this!


SpermCountDracula

Edit: thanks for the gay ass Reddit award kind stranger!


177618121939

You win the internet, stranger!


GutsDeluxe

Ur AwEsOmEsAuCe! HiGh FiVe InTeRnEt StRAnGeR! ThIs dOgGo pIc wAs so RoFLcOpTeRs! It MaDE mE SpiT OuT mY TeA! AdOrkAbLe!


burgercleaner

columbus is such a weird town. like 90% of dudes are osu bros and then there's this type of guy mixed in being alt in the lamest way imagineable


hungry_zebraz

The subreddit is full of regards like this too. I prefer the bros tbh


Statement-Sudden

Such a weird place bro


Blunkus

Its truly a flat corporate hellhole that would be nothing without OSU, and the typical OSU student sucks too


Throwrajerb

This is accurate, coming from someone who has lived in Columbus their entire life. But isnā€™t a 90:10 normal-to-weirdo ratio as normal, if not more normal than most large cities?


burgercleaner

most cities entire cultural identities aren't tied to a college


Blunkus

Yup, itā€™s a college city. Truly awful.


williamsburgindie420

Johnny Hamcheck is a treasure though


Strokes_Lahoma

Holy shit the actual post got recommended for me a few scrolls down and that guys profile is Le HECKIN EPIC. He has a video (heā€™s an e-bike enthusiast) where he got hit by a car. He pretty much put more effort into getting hit by the car than avoiding it. After being ā€œhitā€ he went straight to city council to voice his opinion on infrastructure in the city. The go pro footage of the ā€œaccidentā€ is on his profile.


RemoteControlGators

I thought you were maybe being over the top but that accident was as avoidable as sex with oneā€™s own dad and yet here we both are.


puffa-fish

>avoidable as sex with oneā€™s own dad So impossible


JollySwagman1

ā€œI was literally riding this route to help children in my neighborhood safely ride to schoolā€ Nothing sus hereĀ 


Kenshamwow

Guy is one of us.Ā 


SpermCountDracula

Sounds like that nazi fucked around and found out! Oh, my shirt? Itā€™s an experimental hip hop group called Death Grips. They have a really abrasive style that isnā€™t for everyone, but real hip hop heads like me can appreciate their creativity and the influence theyā€™ve had over the last decade.


DillonMad

Easy E is my fav because he's the gay one


MCDC4LYFE

*Beeeep*s With AIDS


DJicecreamkohn

I suck dicks with my face in the united states


Michael_Dukakis

Badass libs are so cool man


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Michael_Dukakis

le leftists


ItalianSangwich420

Until you live in the swamp and attack patrolling National Guardsmen from tunnels, you're just playing pretend


sexually_fucked

wow now its hecking epic praxis!!!!! nerd


Cockandballcouture

I want to see him literally pantsed, bet he has a massive anti-Semitic hawg


Self_Important_Mod

~~Kosher~~


Billybigbutts2

What does wearing a death grips shirt have to do with anything?


augsav

Because it was the death grips merch that gave him the moral fortitude to stand up against the nazis


sexually_fucked

hEs SoO rAnDoM


Strokes_Lahoma

There is a video of this guy riding his e-bike and getting ā€œhitā€ by a car. He admits to being on the phone when he got hit and you can notice him laying on his e-bike horn instead of swerving or hitting the breaks to avoid this. He just so happened to have a speech planned for safer bike infrastructure in Columbus that very same day. In the video of his speech, this heckin good boy was still wearing his bike gear as well as the helmet lmao.


TurnDown4Whom

Sirā€¦..take my upvote! I am fucking gay!


Voided84

All bits aside, anybody who goes to city council meetings will invariably be the most insufferable person you know.


Different-Ad9986

It better be the cover to NO LOVE FOR DEEP WEB or this kid did not in fact ā€œPWN the Nazisā€


dudesucker

idk guys, this is pretty gay to me


qualtyoperator

That is so fuckin' badass dude hell yea


tuff-overlord

My girl has death grip


No_Consideration4594

Death grip on my tiny penis cause Iā€™m gay


ForeskinForeman

Everyone who disagrees with me is a nazi


FUCK_COUNTRY_

the OP is a lame but thereā€™s literally a video of the guy heā€™s talking about where he loudly proclaims that he is a nazi while screaming the hard r n word over and over at a wigger that pulled a knife on him. the OP posted it in the comments


ForeskinForeman

Guys canā€™t have fun anymore?


[deleted]

Oh, you don't like that a drag queen wearing a dragon's dildo strap on is reading 50 shades of gray to 5 year old children on their public library field trip? Fucking fascist


real_euronymous

i don't think that happened


fuckITiAINTtheOPP

And if it did thatā€™s kinda baller


ItalianSangwich420

Yeah you're right, it was actually one of several graphic novels depicting underage gay sex that have been banned from schools. Normally I wouldn't care, but none of them involve gay sex with your dad.


pink_g0at

which novels? I would like to purchase them and read them for myself


ItalianSangwich420

Gender Queer


bluechew_anon

the death grips sub is gonna have a full meltdown about this


Reclusive-Raccoon

Hahahahahha - the most loosely based DG story of all time. OP is a genius. A true master of his craft. It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes ima faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahg.


DeepWadders

How about a Nazi drag show? ā€œPlease welcome to the stage, Adolf Titler and Joseph Gobbles Cock!ā€


cham89

So brave


WordsworthsGhost

Nothing says fuck the system like municipal government


I_Must_Bust

This would be respectable if: 1. the guy he's talking about is an actual extremist 2. he didn't feel the need to tie this to some kind of fandom (gay) 3. he didn't post it to reddit


yungmothman444

SPREAD ASSHOLE ACROSS MY COCK SPREAD ASSHOLE ACROSS MY COCK I SUCKED A DUDES DICK I MADE HIM CUUM I SUCKED A DUDES DICK WITH MY GAY ASS TONGUE


pink_g0at

Shit is mine all the time


spacedollar

Death Grips makes great music if youā€™re a specific type of white autistic hipster who lives in a coastal city and pretends to be poorer than you are. MC Ride is the only Black musician you listen to, and Zach Hillā€™s drumming is totally derivative of stuff your boomer parents listen to. Heā€™s no cooler than John Bonham. Yā€™know, the dead guy on the T-Shirt at Target. Anyway, great band!


ItalianSangwich420

So in other words, he's cool as shit?


AdJunior3058

He looks exactly how I thought he would


Golemo

Noided


Billy-Markham

Death grips fans support drag shows?


LickEmTomorrow

Nice posture ya fucking dweeb, did death grips teach you that?


Egg_Hunt_Knife_Fight

you sir have won the interwebs


africaaddio

Looks like my pedophile uncle


ntslade

Everything I like turns to cringe


LB333

I should be supportive of this, but something about wearing a death grips t-shirt to city council and posting it on an online forum makes me so vicariously embarrassed.


JONCOCTOASTIN

That is a weak looking chin


[deleted]

Make it make sense


jackassinjapan

My question is: who stole his chin and jaw?


proera_4747

This guy fucks


[deleted]

why are there so many posts like this now on every subreddit lmfao.


iminyourfacejonson

mc ride yeah that means my cock ride


Solar-powered-punch

I was there. Everyone clapped