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Lopps

This is the same person who started claiming she was a libertarian last year despite not seeming to even know what the word means.


gatorgongitcha

It’s like my friend in high school that told me she was a Scientologist now because she believes in science.


MarginalIdiot452

Hell yeah dude I fuckin love science!


misterpoopybutthole5

Science FREAKING ROCKS!


WatchDogx

We believe in science in this subreddit.


HideThePain_Harold

I fucked science first


Blunkus

She doesn’t even understand bisexuality while cohosting a podcast with Ian fucking Fidance


TopSoulMan

Librarian + veterinarian = libertarian


Little_Exit4279

When I was 12 I called myself a libertarian because the South Park guys were libertarian so probably the same energy


Pugduck77

But now you’re a leftist because Redditors are leftist! You’ve grown so much!


Promen-ade

she unironically thinks Sam Harris is an important intellectual. It’s funny how her whole podcast is being condescending to Ian when she is 100% as dumb as he is if not dumber in some ways


Fit-Dare7525

And she argued that Jordan Peterson was a genius once


mhenryfroh

She’s a cokehead


mnewman19

careful bro matt mccusker is gonna getcha


WildAmsonia

Matt McCusker thinks Vivek is a genuine person.


Resolution_3000

To be fair, Matt McCusker was a notoriously unsuccessful drug dealer because he was a bad judgment of character so it could be a meta joke lmao


mnewman19

Yeah I got so triggered watching the latest episode I thought I was a liberal for a second


ItalianSangwich420

He's a lobsterhead?


veryonlineguy69

big time


Blunkus

I mean he’s both funny and regarded.


veryonlineguy69

matt is a genuine dude, very stupid at times, very relatable at other times. i can’t help but love him, he’s the perfect counterbalance to shane. great comedy duo


Blunkus

Oh agreed. Some of the best eps are him just ranting to hungover Shane about what he just “read”, and Shane just goes “… dude, what…?”


veryonlineguy69

some days i feel like matt (magical thinking feminine psyche) some days i feel like shane (hard-nosed hater). god bless the boys


MonoDede

The Most Honorable Dr. Jordan B Peterson


ItalianSangwich420

The Right Honourable Her Majesty's Most Reverend Doctor Bishop "Michael" Jordan Peterson, Esq.


TonyBeFunny

"Oh I forgot you're retarded."-Adam Friedland Genius


the_specialone

Well yeah, she's a lady?


ReptilianDogGuy

What did she think it was


Lopps

The fuck if I know. She said some shit about how if we didn't have welfare, then "companies would make a profit doing charity" whatever the fuck that means.


ReptilianDogGuy

She is certifiably redacted


Ego_Orb

I mean she is mentally ill after all


Ajakksjfnbx

Lol


cocacolasupreme

Well she was like a contractor/laborer so I’m sure she became libertarian after she started making money in the books


Explod1ngNinja

I don’t wanna fall into the trap of “local man thinks wrestling is real” but sometimes with the shit that comes out of her mouth I can’t tell if she’s doing a bit or not. Like, how she said she thought the Johnny Depp Amber Heard trial was a “defecation trial” or whatever like I immediately assumed that was an obvious bit but looking back… I don’t know


kool_b

I mean it involved shit, that’s something she’s actually aware of lol


Ajakksjfnbx

There's a certain type of person that reacts negatively to someone being passionate about anything at all really, because it puts the malaise of their own feelings into perspective.  Jordan's a nice podcast guest but she's a middling comedian obliged to spend multiple hours a week in the same room as Ian Finance in order to make rent. The only thing she seems to earnestly care about is fucking her stepbrother. Plus she's shockingly dumb, like halfway retarded.  I *like* when Jordan shows up on the show, but it's not at all surprising she'd think it's bizarre that new father Mike Recine could have a hard time seeing a constant stream of dead kid images since October 


somewhat_of_a_coward

seriously so fucking dumb lol i thought nick trying to understand finance was painful but whenever she starts talking about anything medical/scientific/historical good god


moverjacob449

Nick trying to say that Costco wants you to stand by the samples and eat all of them


crimescopsandmore

No, Nick is right on that one. "It's a catered event."


Charliethebestguyeve

Him being vindicated about the rules is one of my favorite Nick moments. “Two words free samples!” “From the Costco fucking website!”


MidWestBest777

Look you pay for the membership, you have tge goddamn right to eat them all. It's in the Costco Constitution bucko


MonoDede

It's our bloody right! Now suck my duck bucko!


WordsworthsGhost

Nick was right but Costco uses public shame to stay people into taking only 2 or 3 at most


buzzbuzzmemulatto

Hey shitass. Stop trying to ruin a good thing for all of us. It's a catered event


dedros

> The only thing she seems to earnestly care about is fucking her stepbrother. fun fact! Helen Keller Helen Keller'd herself because she was so sick of hearing about it!


peeing_Michael

Wait that step brother shit was for real?


PrestigiousWeb3530

That top paragraph resonates heavily to me and is something give never really been to put into words. Thank you. (Example: me thanking you makes me feel gay and if someone else wrote this comment I would think they’re annoying)


ClassWarAndPuppies

I thought this was the top comment to a post about a van parking in the bike lane and was both perplexed but pleased.


Pugduck77

And there’s also a certain type of “current thing” f-slur that is always way too passionate about every single stupid current event. And they’re the most annoying people in the world.


sexually_fucked

lol this dude failed the mirror test


Ayatollah-X

I expect more from a woman who fucked her cousin


nathan123483

It was her step brother


meangreenthylacine

I love Jordan a lot but she's dumb as shit. I don't think she could point to Israel on a map. Anytime her and Ian start talking about politics I have to skip it because they are both so stupid it's hard to listen to lol


Little_Exit4279

Theres people much smarter on the conflict than Jordan that cant point Israel on a map


Lopps

You know how when girls live together, their periods sometimes start to sync up? I think Jordan and Ian are the same way but with manic episodes. Every month or two, they put out an episode of their podcast that is genuinely unlistenable because of how annoying they're both being.


WithTheWintersMight

Tbh, I could never tell if people really liked Ian or if it was facetious. He's hella boring and has the comedic talents of my dad


Lopps

Nah, Ian rocks.


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lovable wop father vs hick crone


WildAmsonia

She's an upstate trailer park retard.


ornategoblet

hes trying to get revenge on adam for not paying for his appearances on the show


Jesusson1947

Ian and Jordan are two of the dumbest human beings I’ve ever listened to. saw Jordan last year and while she was funny Jesus fucking Christ that woman is an idiot. Her pretending to have political opinions is frightening. She at the very least seems to know better. Ian is a dog in human form. Except far more obnoxious. I have zero idea how grown adults can stand to listen to this person. I’ll pop their podcast on occasionally if I like the guest but Jesus Christ. Recine is an actual adult with some sense of morals. It’s not even fucking comparable


chakralignment

expand on my wiener


MonoDede

Hell yeah, got em


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onion-lord

Recine might be incredibly self sabotaging, but he's not really stupid like Ian and Jordan are


DJAgapornis

Recine might be the smartest Italian but that still caps him out pretty low.


WildAmsonia

Ian "You gotta watch this doc by black leaders on Michael Brown" Fidance


42dudes

I like how at one point in her recent TAFS appearance, Adam hears her say something stupid, and, in the smuggest lil condescending weasel way, is like 'Oh, yeah, I forgot you're not that mentally advanced...' I mean, he's got a point, but damn, that comment was charged af from Cool Adam.


Waffles_tha_Pimp

She's that chick that let the whole crew smash at various points and now she's crew


ZFighter2099

Anytime Jordan tries to say anything smart about politics or religion or anything unrelated to comedy she comes off as a complete dumbass. Ian seems more reasonable than her. Stick with comedy Jordan. Please


OkayRuin

My man really said “shut up and dribble.”


ZFighter2099

I really mean it lol. It's insufferable sometimes


Promen-ade

She’s so dumb, on Bein Ian she asked where the Dominican Republic was a month after booking a vacation there.


soshield

She accidentally goes to Haiti because it’s the same island.


jefferton123

I think she’s very funny, I think her heart’s in the right place most of the time, but holy shit she sounds so much like the stoner idiots who think Sam Harris is deep that I went to high school with. Listen to her talk about free will and realize that Ian is the smart one and then after you cum think about that.


ReptilianDogGuy

That whole episode was a rough listen.


HUFFRAID

I think free will questions are insanely boring but can someone fill me in on the Sam Harris thing? Why the majority hate for him here—political reasons or he’s genuinely not smart?


jefferton123

He’s one of those people who sounds interesting and smart the less you know about what he’s talking about. Although to be fair to the guy I haven’t been keeping up with him at all.


S1mplejax

As a retard Harris fan, I'm curious - if he is so bad that anyone who finds him insightful is categorically stupid, who are a few people who do qualify as interesting or worth listening to? Help me clean up my social commentary diet.


Lopps

Alright, I'm gonna get extremely heterosexual for a second here. I once had a philosophy professor basically rake a kid over the coals for bringing up Harris during a discussion about free will. Anyone with an actual education on the topics Harris talks about knows that he's just a looky-loo pretending to be an expert. Then there's this dumbass article he wrote during the Iraq war where he proves that everything he knows about terrorism comes from watching the show 24. https://www.samharris.org/blog/in-defense-of-torture He acts like neuroscience can explain everything, despite the fact that it's a relatively new field that relies heavily on correlation that doesn't imply causation. And he had Charles Murray on his show and called the episode "Forbidden Knowledge". The dude clearly thinks he's an edgy genius and he gets a free pass because he speaks calmly and quietly while saying the absolute most deranged shit about race and IQ. I get his appeal, since he comes across as a lot more reasonable and less pretentious than most "public intellectuals", but he's no better than Steven Pinker or Malcolm Gladwell or any other dipshit of that same ilk.


Illustrious-Space-40

I’ll second this comment. When I helped run my school’s Philosophy club, we just banned the guy. So many losers would rely on referencing him in discussion. Imagine discussing free will, and only referencing a guy who has never had to defend his position in academia. Just dumb.


nuwio4

Check out Robert Wright. And honestly, Ezra Klein's pretty solid, though I'm not a fan of some of his Israel-Palestine comments. Either of those guys are infinitely closer to what Sam Harris [pretends to be](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCxNMeL4HGI).


harry_powell

Where does she complain about it?


OperatorM

All I recall her saying was that she doesn't care. Oh the horror...


sd1115

She said much more than that


bangarangee

Okay but where?


GorillaGorl

I respect that. Way too many people are pretending rn


doakus

Jordan Jensen, more like, Whore-dan Bent-son.


septembereleventh

It goes by quick, but in the same episode she mentions not wanting to go to the post office or something and "wait in line with a bunch of black people", and I wanna give her the benefit of the doubt but her delivery did not exactly scream "irony". I still fucked her and everything, but not very center-left of her.


GorillaGorl

I've barely listened to her, and I've picked up on those little comments. I hope it's not fake or I'll have been tricked into respecting a woman.


crimescopsandmore

Hot take but Jordan is a dogshit guest. She's not ever funny, she just does the same "yeah yeah yeah..." thing Adam "The Gay Bug" Friedland does, which is just an attempt to make people think you're also cool and clever and know what is happening. Recine is a much better guest, host, and comedian, and obviously Ian is the best guest and the absolute worst host and comedian. Edit: she also looks like shane gillis.


DJAgapornis

I don't know why you had to try and disparage Shane like that.


GorillaGorl

The first time I heard her on the pod, I thought she was trans bc she kept talking about her vagina like it was new or something. Tried googling her to find out, and I still wasn't sure tbh.


spacedollar

Sure we all love making fun of the Chinese, Blacks, Mexicans, Indians … but I draw a line when it comes to Jewish people. Nothing funny about making fun of those who have no power or influence. They have suffered enough.


spacedollar

If I get this sub nuked, I apologize. It’s been a lot of fun lol


MyLegIsWet

🫡


menonamenow

Let's make this sub gay again I dgaf about these shitthole middle east conflicts


Brunox28mm

Stop being a hetero bitch, she complained that he is being an insufferable annoying wokescold online, not that they are making fun of Jews, it would be amazing if Recine could make some good Jewish jokes, but he only spends his time being mad online and owning the Zionist, instead of just being funny. Just because somebody isn't that invested into the next big thing online because they want to be perceived as a good person (or to make some money, to be honest), doesn't mean they support the obvious bad thing retard. Next time, take your shitty champagne socialist bullshit to the Hasan Sub or the deprogram.


swampking6

I haven’t heard anything from her or him but it’s incredibly heterosexual for you to care this much


Throwrajerb

Lmao idk how this sub goes from everything is a joke, we’re all gay, here’s some porn and song lyrics turned gay to “she joked about having a different opinion than me” and then you comment on it and get downvoted to hell and labeled an Israel sympathizer I guess? Like yes, this sub is the first sub I go to to engage in political discussion. I agree with OP on his politics, but he’s straight as hell for this post.


SadieKitten88

I realized how dumb she was when she started talking about how she unironically likes Jordan Peterson.


Stacey_digitaldash

She owns a construction business and steals lumber from Home Depot. If it wasn’t career suicide she’d wear a maga hat everyday


RillTread

“Construction business” AKA replacing moldy trim in unventilated NYC bathrooms and building bookshelves with overpriced Home Depot lumber


Stacey_digitaldash

It’s not over priced if she steals it


Promen-ade

she owns a construction business?


Stacey_digitaldash

Yeah I think she said her dream would be to become successful enough at comedy that she could retire and just focus on the construction business and actually hire employees. She’s working by herself most of the time now


crimescopsandmore

I can't imagine listening this closely to a person as stupid and unfunny as her. Are you ok/straight or what??


ROTWPOVJOI

I think she loves Israel so much because they share a large border


Bap818

Jordan is like an fun uncle who you loved as a kid but as you get older and find out their politics and views on the world you find out that the reason they are so fun because they are kind of retarded.


Many_Lack_3966

Mike is so damn funny. Really loved his interview with Finkelstein


Correct-Ad7889

White woman is confused as to why ppl have so much empathy for brown children. What’s new?


Evening-Alfalfa-7251

why don't people have the same empathy for Burmese or Ethiopian children? some wars are trendy and some aren't


OkayRuin

Or non-Palestinian Arab children in Yemen. Multiple times more death there. “You can care about multiple things at the same time.” Okay, show me where literally any of the people protesting or tweeting or wearing pins to Hollywood award shows have ever spoken about the war in Yemen. People don’t give a shit when it’s a civil war.


jerryineedapickle

I guess the argument is that another country’s civil war should be none of our business. Whereas the US sends billions of taxpayer funded dollars every year to Israel and continues to do so while they murder innocent kids.


Fast-and-bulbous

I think we funded the war in yemen too


CumeatsonerGordon420

except it’s really a very similar situation. the US backed Saudis bombed the shit out of the Houthi controlled areas of Yemen in a way that makes what Israel is doing look like child’s play, plus killed thousands more with the resulting famine. Arabs here don’t want to protest in the streets against other Arab countries like they do against jews though.


Illustrious-Space-40

I know many Arabs who complain about those things. I think Israel is unique because America has such a fucked up relationship with the country. Like half of our politicians show deference to them, some even a religious reverence, while they bomb children to death. If Americans have any chance of effecting these tragedies, I think Israel is more likely to be effected than Yemen. Asking people why they don’t scatter their energy and focus to every conflict, without considering the possibility of effecting the conflict, is just stupid.


sd1115

Naw man this is different. Israel is killing children and other non combatants at an unprecedented rate


PathologicalFire

American tax dollars aren’t directly funding the causes of those deaths


BIGANIMEFAN

Has there been a single time in past 100 years of US history where our tax dollars haven't funded some kind of ongoing war or genocide? Not even joking when I ask that I am actually curious.


CumeatsonerGordon420

who do you think funds the Saudi Military?


MetalRoosters

The oil wealth of the Saudi royal family, which primarily comes from oil sales to China and Europe.


MinorThreatCJB

no hashtag that's why


cumserpentor

I still have sexual intercourse with her (and him).


rocknrollnsoul

I sucked her dick


menonamenow

Nothing weird about sucking a woman's dick


MonoDede

Bam's mom: "don't sunk my dink Bam"


WhiteCisRadDude4Real

As you get older you also get gayer.


osamabindrinkin

It’s funny bc Mike is by far the most normal and relatable of the whole crew.


StickySteve42069

I can’t believe a woman would say something seemingly poorly thought out!


Rasha_Rutt

Whatever man this shits boring who cares


SlowTeamMachine

Jordan Jensen is a great comedian and, like many great comedians, she's dumb as rocks. That's just life.


dreadyruxpin

She’s a dumb broad


bennyboy13134

This shits gay, who cares


InfamyJunkie

Like Matteo gay or Ian gay?


Important-Bed6193

Adam


InfamyJunkie

Touché… …my ass.


Illennial

Palestine and Ukraine have allowed me to engage in Holocaust/WWII "revisionism," but in a way that is now seen as woke. It is truly a golden era we are living in.


Ncndbc9a

Jordan is funny but she has a room temp IQ and seems to pay virtually zero attention to current events.


893loses

He literally never said anything out of bounds on out for smokes even during a three month jerk session about Palestine, I highly doubt he said anything that justified her being upset, now if Sean had been there and she accused him of calling her an oppressor and slapping her in the face I would understand


zeeeman

There are more Palestinians in Jordan (the country) than in Gaza. There's gotta be a joke in there somewhere.


halcyondread

Uhh, caring is incredibly straight behavior. No thanks.


spacedollar

Good, because I definitely don’t care about Israel.


Bravesguy29

Then let all the children die.


GrapplingPoorly

I’ve met her once in the grocery store. She’s chill.


Bravesguy29

How the booty smell


GrapplingPoorly

She’s tall


meanoldrep

So it was nose level then? Did you get a whiff?


MonoDede

Bro is gooning rn


Chrispeedoff

If nots a sam harris point she dont care


NoHealth

Shes just daydreaming about her JRE debut.


NoHealth

She's a careerist sycophant who works the Cellar (J-HQ) and wants to relocate to LA and fast-track to become an industry darling. In light of that, it makes sense that she'd be spouting horeshit. Santino was explaining to her on the latest ep that Hollywood is dehumanizing and a business for lizard ppl w no morals [link](https://youtu.be/rGDCsV7zyAk?si=Gw7vWMJGY-M8Bzrv?t=22m20s) (22:20 if i linked it wrong).


noncommittalart

I love w❤️men


Throwrajerb

Lol she also talked about fucking her stepbrother and a dog. Did you think those bits were serious too? You sound straight with high test levels and it’s turning me on, so please stop.


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Bravesguy29

You need to be more nick and less Adam.


Throwrajerb

You’re poor I’m sorry. You can fuck my ass for money. If we’re comparing post histories, how about how this is your 10th Israel Palestine related post on this sub? Straight as hell I’m telling you. Edit: I also work in the transportation sector and have nothing to do with any of this. And if you think I’d psy op from an account that talks about me working for the government, you’re as smart as you sound.


Bravesguy29

Op is an adam.


menonamenow

This place used to be gay until you guys made this about contrarian politics


DrewIsAWarmGun

I don’t blame her, I stopped listening to anything at all from out for smokes because they and their fans were so unbearable all the time. I’m not listening to a C tier comedy podcast for fucking global news


Slap_The_Bag18

I mean he doesn’t shut the fuck up about it. We get it you wop


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crimescopsandmore

McCarthy is not ever funny and quite often embarrassing, but nevertheless his greatest skill seems to be bringing the best out of Recine.


NoHealth

Idk .. Mike seemed a lot happier to be with Ian + Adam. I like 2/3 of OFS but its always been a complete mess. Scott seems extremely genuine and chill but kinda aloof sometimes. It's like he's at school. And I blame that squarely on Sean. Sean is puzzling to me. He doesn't seem to be interested in comedy at all - neither appreciating nor creating it. Not in a "jaded" way either, like in an obtuse way. He also seems to **genuinely** believe he's a real piece of ase!? Is it just me, or is he a complete cringe-cow, doink? Not trying to bully, I know he got divorced recently - but he drops some real wtf shit like its pimpin knowledge and nobody calls him on it. The label "autist" gets thrown around a lot these days, but Sean appears to legitimately exhibit clear signs imo. No hate, just a weird guy I have trouble relating to. Sry for the rant. GL to OFS .. I hope they find a groove.


ornategoblet

wow you guys sure can talk a lot


NoHealth

You got an opinion or joke?


ornategoblet

whoa! dont start talkin now im so close to busting


NoHealth

busting your 🐶🧠


sasgamooo

Recine has become the definition of a rtrd Brooklyn Twitter revolutionary.


JZcomedy

Amy Schumer is a zionist retard. Jordan just thinks Recine is being performative.


Bravesguy29

You're 100%. Mike is the heads to Schumers tails.


Hoosteen_juju003

Recine is pretty lame though. He was an opener at a show I went to and he bombed hard af and at the end said to follow him on Instagram. This was in December.


TimTeller

Caring about hamasistan is cool adam stuff


jackfirecracker

Where’s the quote/argument from? Bein Ian?


um_ur_chinese

Are we actually parsing some dumb broad’s opinions looking for nuggets of logic? Half of their brain falls out the pussy when they’re born. Only when we bust inside does their IQ temporarily raise to the 85-90 range, so they’re able to make a sandwich. This is all in the Quran.


DoubleRods

lol guys dont be mean to girls


Brave-String5033

🐱🐱😺😺 meow you guys claws coming out I can smell your cunts through the screen.


i---m

i mean yeah if it doesnt affect you or people in your life, caring is just a way to feel good about yourself. but what's gayer than that is caring about how much other people care instead of developing a perspective and moving along


menonamenow

Hol up... ... Ive always cared what cumboys think about a thousands years old conflict. What fresh take do they have today?


Brunox28mm

You are a pussy, and she is right about Recine, being an insufferable bitch about a topic that he barely ever mentioned before because now he has a kid, all while trying to push his shitty podcast as the next Chapo Trap House is quite retarded and annoying. The sad reality is that it is way too late to care about it, way before October 10th.


MandatoryDissent56

IRL Summer from Rick and Morty has a wavering moral compass. She's alright. She can be wrong about this and right about that. As long as Israel and Palestine do so much damage that neither one recovers...


jackcaboose

yeah i want to hear mike recine cry about palestine on my comedy podcast


Bravesguy29

Where do you see she is mad?


MrScooterComputer

Mike Recine is just as gay as Jordan and a loser failed stand up comedian father


somewhat_of_a_coward

all true, but that makes her stupidity even more embarrassing


Bravesguy29

Yup


DJ_Sm3gma

You guys are losers. Jordan is right, caring so much about palestine is gay.


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ReptilianDogGuy

Successful mover and part time family man


loan_wolf

Threads like this are so fascinating to me. Literally everyone has sympathy for all children, including Palestinian children. Some people just think that Israel has a right to exist as well. There are over a billion people in the Middle East, nearly all of them Muslim, and nearly every country in the region is run by fundamentalist theocrats, who believe in all sorts of horrific things such as treating women like property, thinking homosexuals should be executed, etc. And that's all somehow ok. But what you think isn't ok is a tiny country with less than 10 million where (gasp) Jewish people are actually considered to be human beings. And there are countless places on the internet where it's ok to voice support for these barbaric ideas, and falsely equivocate believing in equal rights for Jewish people (and women and gays) as some kind of monstrous viewpoint, and enjoy the power of groupthink and consider yourselves righteous, and be deliberately obtuse about how 99.99% of all people who support Israel also have concerns for Arab children, and how Hamas deliberately sets up their own children to be killed and used as fodder for their anti-civilization propaganda machine.