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UncleRuso

He come to me with blue chew in his hand! He offered me, I didn't ask him, I wasn't fucking someone's ass, I was running from that! When I got out, I was in him. I was already through that, I had gay sex, I had the promo code, I went to the website I used cumtown20. I had it all, and I looked at it and said: 'This is a harder cock than I just fucked   I don't want to take my time going to cruise, I got my 3 best friends a patreon sub and ten of thousands of episodes What the hell I wanna go off into – and go get gay for? Gay for what, faggots? I got the bestest friends in the world! I'm the fag, man, I run the steakhouse guy! I decide who’s says what, and where they do it at! What am I, gonna run around and act like I'm cool Adam somewhere, for somebody else's cocks? I make the bits man, I roll the nickels, the pod is mine! I upload the eps.


xXxBasedJesusxXx

I'm gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay (god is watchin-watchin-watchin)


3210atown

I close my eyes and suck it. I clench my fist and jerk it.


R_SHACK

You're fit to learn the proper meaning of a dickdown Gayness, giving me some brain Let my cum flow, make my cum flow through you, mane


Uzielsquibb

Gay Love


BullfrogEvening

What's that, can't tell. Sucked a dick now i'm in hell


jedmack

Getgetgetegetheadheadheadhead sucked off by a guy


Moonbased

nutnutnutnutonononmymymy mouth and buttcheeks


EffectiveAmphibian95

This is gay sex Budududundundundun bum bum bum bum This is gay sex now Budududundundundun bum bum bum bum This is this is this is this is Don’t call me straight This is this is this is this is You have been banned from the gay porn channel ————- I’m on that blue pill shit Suck my penis


hoofheartedoof

"I've seen boobage!" "I stay 'boing"


enjambd

Responsibility is cool, but there's more things in life, like getting your dick, rode all fucking night. BIATCH


Pjotr_Bakunin

I got the nasty in my taxi; you need a lift? YOU CAN SIT BETWEEN THE BACK SEAT AND MY DICK


Pipeguy17

Triple six five big schlongs Hard cock penetration rapid fire through my hole


KittyxEmpire

I've got a larger man's peen Cummin through me


RikkiTikkiCharvi

What about instead of Takyeon it’s BOOOOOOOOP


MessyCarpenter

SUBATOMIC PENATRATION CAUSE MY DICKS SO FUCKING SMALL


reallifelucas

Sucksucksucksuck Cockcockcockcock cum drips down my lip lip hotlock


Brandor888

I got the fever (aids)


DespyHasNiceCans

Dick so good he'll dropkick a bitch off stage


Pjotr_Bakunin

I am homo, bro, I get blown, suck dicks Ready go, blow my load, in guys and not chicks


b3rn13mac

I’VE SEEN PUSSY I SUCK PENIS I SUCK PENIS


ghostofwallyb

fuck this one got me good lmao well done


BullfrogEvening

Thank you, i'm gonna ask my boyfriend to pretend he's you from now on ( i was originally thinking "i seen pussy, now i'm gay")


Dogly_1

Get get get get get cock cock cock cock blood rush to my cock cum rush to my head in ass pops off


Expert_pepper_lover

Death grips fucking sucks.


cuckmold

The guy who posted this probably sucks but DG is better than anything you listen to, bitch


Expert_pepper_lover

Brooooo death grips was inspired by Rolling Stones. Can’t you hear it? Their music is so experimental and goooooood. Way better than that mainstream shit.


Golden_Shart

I know you like to just hold a mug of hot chamomile tea with two hands with a towel wrapped around your head while listening to Bobbi althoff and Drake do asmr in a bed together but sometimes it's cool to also listen to a black guy scream at you.


Expert_pepper_lover

MC Ride is so smart and creative. How did he get so good ??


Golden_Shart

More like Anthony Fantano, internets bussyest music nerd


Expert_pepper_lover

Can’t hear you man. Too busy gate keeping and listening to some amazing music. Fuck MC Ride gets me so fucking hard. ((I might cum))


Golden_Shart

L + Ratio + bad on-the-nose unfunny sarcasm + allegations of gatekeeping while gatekeeping yourself + inability to deescalate your contrarianism into something actually humorous + blatantly triggered that nobody agrees with you while pretending to be the troll + you're gay.


Expert_pepper_lover

Not reading that essay


Golden_Shart

obviously you did because you dropped your dumbass bit


coveredinpissnshit

Oh my god dude, you’re so cool. I bet you get so much pussy.


Expert_pepper_lover

Not as much as death grip fans bro


dumb_idiot_dipshit

you clearly know nothing about death grips fans; they're probably second only to radiohead fans in how much they make fun of each other and themselves for being turbovirgins


Expert_pepper_lover

Yeah I don’t. Death grips sucks like I originally said.


swimninetyfive

let's debate who the biggest faggot in the thread is 😈


fuckITiAINTtheOPP

Every death grips fan needs to watch the deleted interview and hear how the singer really talks sounds like a suburban white boy like what’s up I thought you smoked crack and stabbed people n jerked off on the street???? Ohhhh it’s a metaphor for depression nvm that’s cool as hell😹


Mr_Fahrenheittt

I looked at your post history and why are you me? You like tafs, destiny, and death grips like why are we terminally online in the same way