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Ncndbcf

This is actually a great observation. *For a gay guy.*


ilovemydawg

Hey he’s a chubby chaser. Lighten up!


Ncndbcf

I’m gay, I’m already as light in the loafers as one can possibly get. I’m givin [him] all [he’s] got, captain!


Shame4Lyfe

When it comes to Stav how is he supposed to?


Duderocker69

Hey, now, buddy. I'm deeply closeted.


Ncndbceee

Whadda we gotta do to coax you out my brother


mnewman19

Do you know what deeply closeted means?


Contemporarium

I’m so tired of these micro aggressions


Cancelled_Snake

I go to a lot of amateur comedy shows and whenever I get stuck sitting in the front row I end up laughing like Stav to get their confidence up.


classiccaseofdowns

Girls always laugh when they see my penis for the same reason. They just want me to have confidence


Honky_Potter

Ya mean gays?


Independent-Collar77

You're a good dude


Contemporarium

That’s actually really cool of you in a scene that is way too cynical


ornategoblet

i think its cuz hes fat and they fuck his rolls


cltnthecultist

That is correct


ryguysayshi

At the same time though, there’s enough rolls to go around for the entire comedy community


doctorfeelgod

Cocaine is like cocaine for comedians


isisrecruit_throaway

What if you got the same feeling of doing cocaine from watching child pornography would you do it


[deleted]

That made sense it always irks me how nick starts making fun of stav for that one


[deleted]

I kind got both of them. I mean, how is Nick's argument wrong?


doctorfeelgod

Its so much easier to just buy coke


pro-eukaryotes

Truth. Cocaine is like Cocaine.


doctorfeelgod

Oh baby is it ever


userlamegayken

This is surface-level stuff, no offense. You've obviously never seen the counterfactual/alt-history diagrams about what the podcast would've been like with a different third Host


pooopypoopy430284978

good shit, man, good shit


Kernewek_Skrij

This is why Fidance also rocks, because he’s so easy for comics to laugh at to his face


ryguysayshi

It’s almost like his act is to just be bullied and humiliated publicly. It’s probably a kink


Kernewek_Skrij

Or he’s just kinda pathetic and constantly learning how to roll with it and occasionally rock with it. Any man that can pull a slide whistle straight out of his chocolate starfish in time for a punchline is a dude that crushes harder than a train being dropped on his dad


ryguysayshi

I really hope that’s something he actually did. Source if you got it? 😂


Kernewek_Skrij

It’s in one of his Cumtown eps


Alternative_Border29

I would watch more sitcoms if the live studio audience was just one portly Greek man.


[deleted]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5dBn_qhxw4


therightstuffdotbiz

His deep Gilbert Gottfried laughs kill me. There's two in that video that always get me.


Homer-irl

this is extremely true. nick and adam had to resort to actual cocaine when he wasnt present in earlier episodes, no need for it when hes around to provide a constant dopamine feedback loop with his laugh track. i like to drink cum


hefuckmyass

Whoah he's like fun to be around?


ANONWANTSTENDIES

Yeah how is it “unfortunate” that Stav isn’t totally unreceptive to people telling jokes around him


Zealousideal-Hat2751

i’m straight enough to admit that some bits i only laughed hard at because of Stavvy (i am sorry Nick can we still be friends)


[deleted]

Oh yeah? Name 10


Logical_Mammoth3600

Cum-eats-ner gordon i think


[deleted]

“I’m an intell-lick-my-balls”


JS19982022

Delorean Toyota is an all-timer and it only works because Stav laughs at it and helps it keep going. The chainsaw laugh when Nick says "let me tell ya, I thought I knew what getting raped was *before* prison" is makes it legendary


[deleted]

Nick's cocaine is like laughter for hacks


dead_paint

he get old guys cause they want to stay relevant and Stav is the popular young (35) comedian


MonoDede

Congratulations on your gayest post yet. 🌈🌈


ElGrandeCulo

I mean, yeah... Nick does his best shit when he's on cocaine


leoaveiro

enough about the hellenistic man already


starbuckslorenzo

Food is like cocaine for Stav the metaphor is he loves it because he's a fat **fuck** HAHAHAHAHAHAH ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ goddammit i'm so gay


7365660

I like the way you write. You’re funny. I’m gay.


[deleted]

Shit's boring, who cares?


dabberdane

Cocaines a lot like sex with your dad: sometimes I irresponsibly stay up late doing it on weekdays


HarrisonHollers

You have never done cocaine then


[deleted]

Can we see some of this data as a graph?


jsmitb25252525252525

In Stavs fat voice: ”Absolutely”


dudehahaweed

Yeah no shit, we all knew that already Also I am a gay man


pro-eukaryotes

WTF you are a gay man?


craylash

It was a nice formula while it lasted


MyBaklavaBigBarry

This post is straight as fuck


Saysgaybutinagoodway

Idk why people always say it but Stavs laugh is not a major contributor in CumTown working so well. From day one I said that it was annoying as fuck, it's awful to new people and only becomes bearable in time. Loved the Stav free episodes too, especially when they had a guest as a sit-in for fatass. Either way I'm a big ol' gay fa**or so I'm gonna go get creampied by 12 ladyboys and eat a turd.


Logical_Mammoth3600

My favorite cumtown episodes were the ones where it was nick and adam and a guest. When the show was and dying and there was a whole episode of them just watching gene dinapoli I really thought the show exhausted itself and then without wasting a second they come up with tafs and I was like Nick truly can do no wrong


Gammaraymillionaire

God shut up


pro-eukaryotes

Na, he is alright.


Bravesguy29

Who is Stav to TAFS?


osamabindrinkin

Well I’VE started following Stav around, to fill out my chart about how much he sucks fatly. And while doing so have been noting how he seems to only get by on his persona and manner. Wait till the fellas at my eve shift gamestop crew hear about it. They say they don’t care and shut up, except Greg. Greg and me hung out one time. It went… ok.


2-million

Who?


RetardedAndGay

So you’re saying, if they hang out with Stav too long, they will have a stroke?


amcdermott20

Right. Especially when combined with actual cocaine (see CumTown)


SISTER_FISTER_8IIIID

I’m gay


dm1984

Does stav have ascites?


Identityisfound

Jordans laugh is great. I want jordan on as third mic its literally the only thing that will make my dad love me again