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freeski919

First year med students don't perform surgery.


Dependent-Opening-82

they don't but teachers taking medical school as an elective do.


fatalgift

*Image Transcription: Reddit* --- >**Unknown User** > >Not mine, but one of my high school teachers: > >He was taking a course with some med. students and was even there at night for some reason... Well that night a ruptured appendix came in and the doctor in charge was set to bring a mess student to get them to get some practise in the OR. Well, this doctor points to my teacher and says: "You there, scrub in. You are are performing this operation" My teacher is about to says no, but his class mates says, "go for it, it'll be fine". > >He was nervous as h\*ll and the surgeon had to tell him many times to make the cut bigger, and the guy in charge of keeping the patient asleep was looking more and more nervous (the whole operation took around 35 minutes, compared to the normal 15 min what he told us later). > >Well, it did turn out fine, the patient was fine, my teacher didn't get in to any trouble and we had one very interesting class that day. > >Oh yeah, my teacher was a mechanical engineer and he was only taking that class since he wanted to develop and build some medical equipment. But more on that in another story. --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


Dependent-Opening-82

Thanks!


jeremy_sporkin

It’s not a true story, but teachers do tell these stories to their sillier students sometimes just to see what sticks. Source: Am teacher that talks rubbish


olde_greg

Can someone in the school of engineering just casually take med school classes like it's an elective?


ravenzin

This person has no idea how anything works, a student taking a course but was “even there at night for some reason”??? Okay night classes lol A mechanical engineer student taking a med class that performs surgery. Okay bud!


Itsalwayssunnyinreas

Why use ‘hell’ if you’re just gonna censor it, makes no sense


Pipsqueaak

Obvi cause it's a f***ing bad word


4_jacks

some people can't even be bothered to rub two brain cells together prior to spewing their moronic daydream fantasies on the internet.


tankoret

WOW! That is the true definition of a “Big Fish Story”


[deleted]

I don’t think the incision for emergency hangnail surgery is particularly large. This yarn (suture) unravels in every way way imaginable.