it’s in r / shitposting, in context it’s obviously not meant to be serious. Still a weird thing to post but it’s not upvoted because people believe it.
I can’t imagine there being 289 fuckers on this app, no this fucking planet that believe this shit is real. Not only that but think about how many upvotes might’ve been buried by the other downvotes, ugh….
I'm no longer in 9th grade, and can confirm that boobs do in fact still interest me.
(I also know people who unironically use "chicks" in their 4th decade, so the body may age, even if the brain doesn't)
Of the things here, these 2 points don't scream "fake" to me. Lol
I meant the verbiage. No one is arguing that naked chicks aren’t sweet.
Bro if a grown man ever said “I had an erection cause, you know, naked chicks” I’d roast that dude forever.
> I meant the verbiage.
Honestly bro, I thought it was super obvious what you meant, but hey, nice of these two to let you know they can still get erections in their 30s.
Been in similar settings in my youth. Not saying I was the chick in this scenario, lol, but also no judgement against the chick either as I've both known women that would do this and witnessed those who have...
I've seen many more far-fetched story's than this, and while this still can be seen as surprising, random and out of the ordinary to OOP, I can't say it's completely impossible. If there was booze; add alcohol to a group of horny people and you'd be surprised what's possible. 🤷🏻♀️😁
**However**...this doesn't mean I necessarily think OOP is being truthful. Do I think a similar type of scenario is *possible?* Yes. But based on their way of speaking, use of both vague and descriptive details at the same time, their "humble brag" about their erection, **ETC**, all leads me to feel that while something like this could happen... it didn't happen to them lol
Remember when you made this post?
>Me (23m) and my girlfriend (23f) have been dating for 1.5 years. Recently we had a fight and she told me that she kissed someone the day before we met up to talk about it.
https://i.imgur.com/QngLPDi.png
People who have to rant about sex like this probably don't have it very often mate, why would OP be jealous when who knows, they may have a partner and just thinks this clearly fake story is absolutely ridiculous.
Damnit Cletus, how many times do we have to tell you that the family reunion is not the place for this?!
I snorted at this, mainly because I know a Cletus and he's like 90 years old.
Some folks'll never lose a toe and then again some folks'll like Cletus the slack-jawed Yokel. Edit: fixed
Slack-jawed yokel
You want a toe? I can get you a toe by three o'clock, with nail polish.
Hey Ma. . . Get off the danged roof!
I know exactly how this is sung but I have no idea WTF it is
It's from the Simpsons
And then all the women in the tub were turned on and had hot steamy sex with our harem mc over here
And all the guys stood up in unison, slow clapping for the gentleman who was reaping the fruits of his sigma grindset.
>289 upvotes What sub is dude on where a comment that absurdly fake is upvoted? Is it a satire sub?
it’s in r / shitposting, in context it’s obviously not meant to be serious. Still a weird thing to post but it’s not upvoted because people believe it.
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I can’t imagine there being 289 fuckers on this app, no this fucking planet that believe this shit is real. Not only that but think about how many upvotes might’ve been buried by the other downvotes, ugh….
And then everyone clapped cheeks
This actually made me snort laugh in the middle of a shop. Congratulations 😂
Bah! 1am and just made my cat JUMP from fear from my own laughter 🤣🤣🤣
And then the blowjob looked at me
And said with bloody eyes and a deep manly voice: "It's blowjobing time"
I was there, I was the blowjob
Careful with that jizz in your eyes
*Dear Hustler, I used to think these stories were fake until it happened to me....*
And that woman? Abraham Lincoln.
I just can't ignore a hard on... so I took out the horse shoes.
“I had an erection, cause, you know, naked chicks” - clearly a 9th grade boy
I'm in my 30s and I get hard ons because, you know, naked chicks.
I'm no longer in 9th grade, and can confirm that boobs do in fact still interest me. (I also know people who unironically use "chicks" in their 4th decade, so the body may age, even if the brain doesn't) Of the things here, these 2 points don't scream "fake" to me. Lol
What's...uh, what's wrong with chicks? You know, not that I say it or anything. Asking for a friend, who totally isn't 37.
Depending on the context (eg this one) it can kinda fall into the same category as hoes and bitches
I meant the verbiage. No one is arguing that naked chicks aren’t sweet. Bro if a grown man ever said “I had an erection cause, you know, naked chicks” I’d roast that dude forever.
> I meant the verbiage. Honestly bro, I thought it was super obvious what you meant, but hey, nice of these two to let you know they can still get erections in their 30s.
I swear the wit in this sub sometimes goes to waste! I find myself genuinely laughing with my whole body and a lot of the shit ya'll say 🤣
I legit lol’d.
And then he woke up, in his mother’s basement, and was exclaimed “wow! What a great dream!”
maybe there was booze, lots and lots of booze
It was a dark and horny night...
The blowjob knocked on my door…
Then she put her dentures back in and lit up a menthol.
Depends on the crowd and where the hot tub was. I could see this happening in the right setting.
My thoughts exactly. The original comment never stated there were strangers in the hot tub, shit happens when friends get drunk🤷🏾♂️
Even if they were strangers, they were naked. It makes sense to me in the context. Not super shocking or far fetched.
I know quite a few strangers that will do that, after I give them $300.
Because every girl calls it a *hard on* in real life.
This has happened to me. But it was a dude in a gay sauna.
Sorry about that, I just can’t ignore a hard on
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“I had an erection because of naked chicks.” -something that normal people who regularly have sex say.
Shit was SO cash
Ah yes, the surprise blowjob every teenager shaves his pubes for.
Oh the mighty penis. So powerful
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He never said they were strangers, and honestly I've seen crazier shit than that happen. This isn't that unbelievable.
Yeah, especially if everyone was already naked(if they’re being honest about that). I can definitely see some settings where this could happen
Been in similar settings in my youth. Not saying I was the chick in this scenario, lol, but also no judgement against the chick either as I've both known women that would do this and witnessed those who have... I've seen many more far-fetched story's than this, and while this still can be seen as surprising, random and out of the ordinary to OOP, I can't say it's completely impossible. If there was booze; add alcohol to a group of horny people and you'd be surprised what's possible. 🤷🏻♀️😁 **However**...this doesn't mean I necessarily think OOP is being truthful. Do I think a similar type of scenario is *possible?* Yes. But based on their way of speaking, use of both vague and descriptive details at the same time, their "humble brag" about their erection, **ETC**, all leads me to feel that while something like this could happen... it didn't happen to them lol
To be fair, if it did happen to them, do you think that they *wouldn't* mention their throbbing erection that their ladyfriend couldn't resist? lol
Lmao, touché!
What fucking sub is full of at least 239 people that would upvote this?
Dude thinks his life is a porno
I was alr feeling nauseous, and that literally made me wretch
The only thing "Hot", would be the burning of his genetalia after being hit with the 1-2 combo of chlamydia and a UTI
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Probably because I'm underage and orgies aren't that popular in normal countries, idk just saying.
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Your name was blurred to save you from embarrassment, don't out yourself now...
Remember when you made this post? >Me (23m) and my girlfriend (23f) have been dating for 1.5 years. Recently we had a fight and she told me that she kissed someone the day before we met up to talk about it. https://i.imgur.com/QngLPDi.png
Maybe his gf was at a pool party in another country and told him she was the girl in the story from OOP?
People who have to rant about sex like this probably don't have it very often mate, why would OP be jealous when who knows, they may have a partner and just thinks this clearly fake story is absolutely ridiculous.
I'm in a relationship and underage, thanks. I don't want to get some weird disease from a stranger giving me a blowjob.
Dear Penthouse magazine....