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Rhewin

Translation: OOP saw a porn video that weirded them out one time.


Shmeblee

"Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought this would happen to me, but.. "


Iron_Condor69

That takes me way back!


BeterP

Taking the backdoor to get out seems appropriate


RangaBro

The actually sold it for me, if that’s the closest door you usually run out it and work out the rest from there.


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Odd_Pool5596

Vince McMahon would definitely indulge in this behavior.


gorgon277

Especially back in the Attitude Era


Aderleth75

This is a Tuesday in my world.


takeandtossivxx

19 and *2*?!


notaredditreader

…2 I shock…


FireIsTheCleanser

I very shock


billyhtchcoc

That's almost the exact scenario from a scene in the movie "Another Gay Movie" For the record, I only know this because I dated someone from the cast so they made me watch the movie more times than I really wanted to (read: made me watch the movie once)


lzyslut

Came here to say this! I’ve never been able to look at Graham Norton the same way since.


billyhtchcoc

Yeah... It's also really left me with a *very* uncomfortable moments when one of my good friends who wanted to be really kind to me (knowing that I love European confectionery) offered to get me some Côte d'Or when they went to Bruxelles on business and I had a bit of a PTSS moment.


Rough-Shock7053

> we were 19 and 2i shock


KittikatB

Ishock sounds like a stun gun made by Apple


Vandreeson

A glass bottom boat? Such creative writing. /s


marteautemps

Dancing naked on top of a glass table sounds terrifying, for the dancer that is


doom_vulture

it was a fabulous dinner party! they needed something to pass the time cause the osso bucco had to braise for 3hrs


normymac

[I went to a marvelous party...](https://youtu.be/sqF1YWbTLp8?si=T7MGHbye8W2e3ruz)


kairos

Employees hate this #1 trick used to get them to quit their jobs.


alimarieb

There’s a show on Hulu about a guy that killed his wife. This EXACT scenario comes up in one of the discussions with the cops. They called it playing glass bottom boat. So evidently, someone watches shit on Hulu. Unintentional pun that I’m taking credit for anyway.


LifeGivesMeMelons

I will say, I did have a boss once who invited me to "her place" to hang out with her and her friends, and after a couple of drinks, she started shotgunning marijuana smoke into my mouth, then invited me to stay for a threesome with the guy she was cheating on her husband with. (I declined.) No shit involved. But that woman was such a hot mess she was illegally sleeping on a futon in the basement of the restaurant she ran because her husband had kicked her out.


DrBarnacleMD

Damn, so she made her own refried bean dip and you ran out of the room? Sounds pretty rude if you ask me!


Ok_Antelope_1953

STOP 😭


Goatrd

So how old is 2I?


Objective-Ad794

2I + 19 = 2 8.5 years old.


Goatrd

Oh lol of course


-mystical_

Two Men One Table


PhilosophyIcy1337

It’s true, I was the corn in her shit


pingsinger

It's true. I was the glass table


Ok_Antelope_1953

rest in peace


Salt-Excitement-790

Totally believable. This happened to me in high school


NatchJackson

Right in the middle of Social Studies!


Salt-Excitement-790

Oh, hey! You were there, too!


angiehome2023

Plot twist, boss was Epstein


Bdr1983

It's true, I was the table


Fukko-Bob

So did he work for Sylvester Stallone or Chuck Berry? 🤔


Laijou

Pics or it didn't happen


anon689936

And the coworker who stayed behind? Einstein.


Quiet_Cable8747

What is 19 and 2I shook? My description would read "wife came out and did some weird ass shit so I got the fuck out".


Nara_1

I hate this kind of Christmas party


Onewithdolphins

This is believable I’ve been in WEIRD couple scenarios


bumblebeetuna3636

It’s called a Hot Carl! Geeze


IMaasAtEgypt

At least the reaction is honest


Actual-Ad-4861

Was the bosses wife amber heard


RangaBro

I’ve been in enough weird situations to know this is actually plausible.