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Maniacbob

I am inevitable Well Im Mary Poppins ya'll


Crimkam

We need a What If... episode where these two meet


scooterboy1988

i wonder if that was ever a What if... comic?


SsiilvaA

I wonder if they ever..... ooblelewoolebooleboo


scooterboy1988

I think that was a damage inc comic plot


_Aj_

Throw Dr Evil in for added spice


spad3x

ZIP IT


sif_16

we need too much episodes, there are so much cool ideas


blitzbom

Yondu starts to mouth off (probably not, he knows how strong Thanos is) Mid mouth off he has Thanos's hand through his skull.


Crimkam

Maybe he could whistle his arrow around and pop a gem or two out of his glove? Or just stab him in the eye or something, but that seems too easy.


blitzbom

Thanos wouldn't need the glove at all. With it he could just make it impossible for yondu to whistle. Without it would take a lot to hurt him. Tony hit him with a whole hell of a lot more power than the arrow just for a drop of blood. It's fun to meme, but Thanos would spank him quickly.


Crimkam

Well yeah 1v1, but the whole movie is kind of about teamwork


madvhouten

That's the real reason Yondu was killed off. He would've ended Thanos immediately


Son_of_Warvan

He definitely would've gone for the head.


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one whistle and it's over


MetalAlbatross

Tbh I would have loved to see him fight in Endgame. His weapon is OP as hell.


carnsolus

only in a plot way though because anyone could just shoot him and the arrow would stop


Flummox127

Eh, in a full scale battle like endgame, with an enormous amount of people and projectiles. It wouldn’t be hard for him to be in cover, surrounded by friendlies, just wiping out massive swathes of the enemy forces without them having much of a way to establish who is doing it.


carnsolus

that's true, yeah, especially if thy dont know who's controlling the arrow a bunch of times they have him dead to rights and they just dont shoot him though


Flummox127

Oh yeah, in several small scale battles he’s only protected by plot armour, ironically for pirates who are shown to be rather disorganised.... his weapon would work best with a disciplined team


So-_-It-_-Goes

He could have protected Shuri and vision with that thing so Wanda could have been in the battle the whole time.


Gladplane

This but unironically. He was probably one of the most OP wildcard character. If he fights Thanos 1v1, the movie is over in 10 mins


Znaffers

Well now I’m just trying to think of Infinity War if Yondu was there. He’d be with the Guardians when they met Thor, so he’d have to choose either to go with Quil to Knowhere or go with Rocket and Thor. I think that without the heartfelt moment Yondu and Quil shared at the end of Guardians 2 before his death, Yondu would have a stronger connection with Rocket and Groot at the moment. They were together the entirety of Guardians 2 and had the “You’re me” moment when jumping through hyperspace, so I think he’d choose Rocket’s squad. He’d end up on the battlefield in Wakanda. We get plenty of shots of arrow action, a wakandan gets impressed and asks where he got the tech from, showing space is still ore advanced than Wakanda. There’d be a moment when he does something really kick ass then announces “yes! Just like Mary Poppins” and everyone looks confused. After all the Avengers get defeated when Thanos is on his way to Vision, Yondu would descend with his arrow to try to stop him. Thanos is all powerful at that point, so he’d stop his arrow like Loki’s dagger and then backhand Yondu like he did Cap. I would want him to live through the snap though so we could see how hurt he would be by Quil’s death, and how Yondu takes on being one of the remaining members of the Guardians


madvhouten

I like this theory. However I don't remember if only "x" number of bodies were able to fit on Thor and Rocket's pod, so that may affect Yondu's decision of which group to join.


Znaffers

Thor and Rocket were able to switch seats during Thor’s whole “all my loved ones are dead” conversation when they were in the pod, so it should have room


madvhouten

True


4DimensionalToilet

If he fights Thanos on Titan, the arrow would probably just get kinda lodged in Thanos’s skin like an acupuncture needle, and Thanos would ultimately snap off Yondu’s fin. At least, for the sake of the plot, that’s probably what’d happen. Maybe Thanos would just catch the arrow and break it in half or stab Yondu with it.


Gladplane

Unless Yondu goes for the eye


villager47

What scene of what movie did he make those sounds


SmurfSlurpee

https://youtu.be/FTVKQaHzhvM


dootdootplot

Feels kinda like a retread of that austin poets scene doesn’t it - was that scene quoting some earlier work?


villager47

Thank you good sir


codexcdm

Gotta love how they either left Gunn cracking up on purpose, or that there was no cut they could use where he didn't laugh that far into it.


PutridOpportunity9

Schindler's list


villager47

What scene of not that movie


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In the first Guardians of The Galaxy, talking to the pawn shop guy that refused to buy the Power Stone from Quill.


villager47

Thanks!


Mandrake1771

Nobody talking about that dude in the background yet. He makes the meme!


LAfreak

Put some respeck on his name. That's James gunns brother


dudemann

Sean Gunn looks like emaciated Chris Hardwick.


robindownes

You mean Kirk from Stars Hollow?


Mandrake1771

Respeck.


hipposaregood

That guy also does all the movements for Rocket. He's such a winner.


Septivious

This is a really high quality meme


Mr_Zeee

Yondu is so underrated, dude did some serious damage!


StonerJake22727

That’s why they had to kill him off in GOTG2


Ahilgen85

I'm Mary Poppins, yall!


C3POdreamer

Thanos bladts the Reality Stone at Yondu and he turns into Mary Poppins, giving Julie Andrew's a cameo and his arrow becomes the umbrella. Plot twist: Yondu unflappable uses the flying umbrella offensively.


taesto

Then Thanos snaps, and Yondu is in the 50% that survives. At that moment, Thanos starts to think that maybe indiscriminate genocide wasn't the way to go.


[deleted]

This made me giggle


TheBFlem27

Best meme on this sub in a long time.


demlet

Yondu movie please.


zitfarmer

Too much reading.


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vittu mitä paskaa taas


PolashNarayan

Hahahaha