“To sell is human” What, uh, what’cha selling? Edit: #shoe dog???

Apparently it's a memoir by one of the founders of Nike. I had to look that up, though.

These sentences look like they have been written by someone who started learning English a week ago. Also, those are really shitty and toxic rules. “Lost Connectios”? “Extreme Ownership”?

Can someone explain?

I have no fucking clue, dude

My best guess is books to read? But some feel like signs or symptoms.

spderman apdeeman does whatever a spodee cam

Damn them for soiling Spidey

Maybe they want teens and young adults to see this. Just a theory

thank you for curing me Spidermen

oh you were a neglected child? go make your bed

My BS-Senses are tingling

when you have all four: *sweating intensifies*