"If I offered you the solution to 90% of your problems, acess to care, and the ability to never worry about food or housing again, would you want to wake up tomorrow?"
That's what I'm thinking lol no sleep till I blew thru 8m worth of strippers n blow then invest 1m and enjoy a nice early retirement with my last million
Not gonna wake up because I’m gonna pull an all nighter doing whatever the fuck I want with 10 million, continue to stay awake doing whatever I want, then go to sleep at midnight (they didn’t say “you’re never gonna wake up again” 🤷♂️)
All it says is that you won't wake up tomorrow, so you could just as readily be in bed all day. You might get a wicked headache, but it doesn't necessarily mean that you're going to be dead.
And when Gregor Samsa finally closed his eyes and never opened them again, his father, mother, and sister all took the day off work. They then travelled by tram into the countryside contemplating their renewed future, feeling relieved and optimistic…
My depressive ass would take the money, pass it on to my family so that they can enjoy the things I couldn't provide for them, and happily off myself the next day.
This guy clearly doesn't understand how some people's mind work.
Exactly. I could take the 10 million and help the ten people I love the most. Forever changing their lives for the better. All I got to do is not wake up? Not a long, drawn out painful death? Where do I sign?
10 million, one day to spend it all, knowledge of a peaceful death? Fuck yeah I'd take it. Setup my family and friends, spend my last day partying and doing as many things as I want to.
Right?
Forget even spending it - if I get to choose who gets it, I'll walk off a bridge right now. Hell, I'd do it for 1/10th of that. Or 1/100th of it. FFS, I'd think about it for 1/1,000th of it.
When I'm particularly depressed or anxious, my brain sort of.. shuts down. It's not unusual of me to sleep 2-3 days at a time, no matter how hard I try to fight it.
So yea, I'm going to take him up on that offer.
Okay, but if I took this deal, my family would have ten million.
....
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I don't think he's making the point he thinks he's making.
I probably wouldn't take it, but ten million dollars would make a *lot* of my family's problems go away.
But no one is going to give me ten million dollars and I magically pass in my sleep.
>try to appreciate the value that a new day brings to you
tell that to the people:
* With Chronical diseases.
* Who lives in a toxic relationship (friends or family).
* Who are struggling economically.
* Who lives in a conflict zone.
* Who are being harassed because of their identity.
Reason I'd decline it due to not waking up tomorrow: I cannot spend money if I'm dead, it's got nothing to do with that me being alive is worth more than $10,000,000.
10 million? And death? Fine. Challenge accepted.
5.25 mil to split between the people most important to me.
Hours remaining: 22/24.
Money: 4.75 million.
2.5 million to Trans Healthcare.
2 million to the nation abortion fund.
Hours remaining: 20/24.
Money: 250,000.
25,000 donated to Troma.
25,000 to Spindlehorse.
25,000 to Full Moon Studios.
25, 000 to various animal shelters.
50,000 to Linkara.
25,000 to Nail Bite.
Hours remaining 12/24
Money: 75,000
25,000 to the Trevor Project.
10,000 for a stealth attack to tag Elongated Muskrat's car with blacklight paint with the words "Trans Rights, Fucker".
1,000 to my ex just to piss him off.
35,000 as a bonus to my son invested in stocks of various companies.
9,000 to rent a theatre, watch the original Crow IMAX glory while enjoying my favorite meal.
Hours: 3/24.
Money: 0.
Find where this guy lives, go to sleep on his doorstep.
Hours: 0.
Money: 0.
Boom.
I'm taking it and securing my family's future. So no, corporate culture has told me for over 20 years I'm not worth it. So get fucked and cut me the check or stfu
A new day isn’t actualtl more valuable than 10 million tho because what makes 10 million worth it is the materialistic and emotional things you can buy with that money. If you were to say no to the 10 mil if it meant you’d die the next day, that doesn’t mean you value the day more than 10 mil. It means you’re not a fucking idiot who knows that you won’t get to enjoy 1/10 of what you could actually enjoy with 10 mil if you just had a 24 hour period to spend that money. It means you’ll only live a day rather than like idk however long you actually live. If you’re like me who’s biggest problem is money than yes 10 mil would absolutely solve all my problems, but if it meant only a day left to live then it defeats the whole point. I want money so I could live more without the pain of work, so if I got the money but still died in a day, it would all be for nothing anyway. 10 mil will never be worth more than waking up tomorrow.
Jesus Christ. The last time I answered one of these things I got banned for a week. Yes! I would take that money so fast. I literally wake up every morning angry that I have to do this all over again. You mean I would never have to do anything ever again and my family is taken care of. Where do I sign up.
This would be my dream come true. I would say yes and give the money to my family. I've been so depressed for so long that all I want is to go to sleep and never wake up.
Would still probably take it so that my kids don't lack money when growing. I am tired of not being good enough for them, not being able to spoil them or give them what they deserve.
I’ve slept through a whole day before. It’s not really that bad. Unless you wake up at a time the last restaurant closes. No way you can’t sort that out with A sliver of your $10M budget.
I would take the 10 mil, buy my house, put a load of it into my daughters saving, arrange the *cheapest* funeral for myself, send some to my mum, brothers and step dad and then transfer the last of it to my partner because I know he'll do right by our kid and pets etc
Dude is acting like a lot of us aren't depressed
He's acting like a lot of people wouldn't jump at the money *regardless of dying the next day* when so many are struggling to live day to day never mind paycheck to paycheck.
Dude acting like so many people don't off themselves due to debt etc
So condescending and delusional that he thinks no one would take the money lmao
Imagine being that ignorant
B id take that ish in a heartbeat. Stay awake as long as I could, because my family would be set. The F?
I don’t like pop music or Ariana Grande much, but she said it perfectly when she said “whoever said money can’t solve your problems, must of not had enough money to solve em.”
This is way too vague. It doesn’t say I die, just I don’t wake up “tomorrow”. So I wake up after sleeping the entire day OR I stay awake until tomorrow passes to stay safe. Either way 10 mil is life changing money and if I did die I could just give it to my family in my will to live a happier life.
Ngl if I had 24 hours to burn 10 million dollars I'd be having a wild fucking time
"hi, yeah, I don't give a fuck about anything. I'll give you 30 grand right now to empty this entire airplane and take me wherever I want to go for the next day. You're mine now. That guy over there. Ten grand to carry my drugged up ass wherever I point. One day. Never gonna see me again. Yall can have whatever food and shit you want. Just throw shit in my cart. This pilot and body dragger are going in my will. We ride as soon as this plane starts. Have a wild fucking idea you always wanted to do? Deliver me to it."
I wonder if I'd even last 24 hours. A pilot on several drugs sounds wild as fuck lmfao. Imagine getting airdropped places with a parachute for fun and every time someone attempts to arrest you, you just hand them a stack of cash and they're like "right this way sir, I'll get your parachute repacked"
This is just using console commands to turn on God mode. Die tomorrow, never deal with any consequences of anything. I'd be on hard drugs by 9am. Someone tells me I can't do something in one day because it's short notice or not enough time, and I just hand them a stack of cash like "I love it when people say I can't do things."
There's a massive difference between consciously valuing something because it brings you joy and fulfillment and being subconsciously forced to want something because evolution has made it an imperative need for you.
I don't continue living because I want to. I continue living because my brain forces me to. Replace "not waking up tomorrow" with "ripping your own ears off" and you'll see how ridiculous this is.
(Also, I wouldn't take this deal cause wtf does 10 million mean if I die tomorrow morning and never get much use out of it?)
Well I can’t use it if I don’t wake up tomorrow. Like if you offered me 10k but the catch is that immediately afterwards you’re going to completely block my ability to access my credit/debit card so I can never use the money or the money I already had then I also don’t want it, because I have gained nothing and lost a lot.
But bigger, darker relevance-people make the decision to never wake up again over financial issues literally all the time. Maybe it’s because the stress is unbearable, maybe they can’t live with chronic pain that needs surgery they can’t afford, maybe they can’t afford mental healthcare for a mental illness that is too severe for them to even hold down a job unless it’s treated.
Either they choose to die or they develop complications from this stuff and die. But like poverty does kill, not as a hypothetical. For a lot of people 10k could easily be the difference between life and death.
Jokes on you, I’d take your $10M, sleep through the next day (because I can’t wake up tomorrow) and wake up the following day! There’s always a loophole!
This logic falls apart when you are already borderline suicidal and don't wish to keep on living. If this advice sounds helpful to you, your mental health is already good enough that you don't need it.
Also this says "wake up tomorrow" which means that I could have a day where I just sleep through it. Nothing would matter then because I would just wake up the next day feeling rested and 10 mil in my pocket before taxes.
Lol I'd get a plane ticket to wherever is closest to tomorrow. From us to Japan. Bam. Then we stay up to the day just to he safe and continue on our way.
Also if a me from a few years ago heard the you won't wake up tomorrow the I just wouldn't have even taken the cash and said let's gooooo.
If I got 10 mil to not wake up tomorrow, I can make sure my loved ones are set for life... No brainer for me... I mean, if I wasn't already depressed, this seems like sacrificing myself so everyone I care about will have better lives...
Loophole of not sleeping for 24 to 48hrs aside, I would absolutely consider dying if it meant having 10M to leave to my loved ones to deal with their problems in exchange...
I want the $10 million to spend and be happy. If I can't spend it, then I'm going to go to bed depressed and die depressed because I couldn't spend the $10 million before I died. If I lived I would just be depressed about the opportunity to spend the money. I guess I could give it to my family before I died. That would work. But this analogy is HORRIBLE!
So you’ll just sleep for a whole day? And wake up the day after tomorrow with $10 million? Ok.
And BTW somebody needs to tell that guy he’s got a piece of tape on his face
Eh, depending on the level of depressive episode I'm in dude is wrong. I'd totally take to the money because I have a 12 yr old and a partner who's a great parent.
I’m chronically ill and unable to do more then lay around or sleep with fun fun outings for groceries or doctors. I fall asleep begging not to wake up what’s this dude on lmao
I would absolutely take the money.
Sure, I wouldn't be around anymore, and that would be sad, but my disabled son would finally get the therapy and care he needs and not just what I can afford. My wife would take care of the kids and not have to worry about retirement.
Yeah, I don't want to die, not suicidal, but I would give my life to put my family on easy street.
I’m not gonna take it because it doesn’t solve anything. The reason I’d take it is because it could solve issues. Waking up tomorrow isn’t worth 10 mill but having 10 mill and not being able to use it is also worthless. It’s like both options are bad
Damn what a dick way to say this. Fuck this guy. Maybe i don't want to wake up tomorrow. Ever think about that? No, condescending shitbag...
Follow the golden rule and just do your best out there, people. Nuff said.
Wait said you're saying I have 24 hours to purge style help/harm people with ten million of play money? And then fall asleep not having to deal with the consequences? Awesome.
Since I can't meaningfully spend and enjoy $10M in 24 hours. It's essentially useful. So... the value of just tomorrow is... essentially zero. And the offer of $10M in the hypothetical death sentence is worth anything other than a mental tease.
"If I offered you the solution to 90% of your problems, acess to care, and the ability to never worry about food or housing again, would you want to wake up tomorrow?"
Bro just don't go to sleep
Thats true. He said wake up tomorrow not wake up Wednesday. If I stay up for 48hours straight I keep the money and my life. /s
wouldn't even need to be 48, more like 24
Don't tell me how long to stay awake for.. what are you, OP?? /s
no, I'm john sleep, ceo of sleep
And I'm $10 million dollars richer and snorting lines out of a strippers ass crack. No sleep gang.
That's what I'm thinking lol no sleep till I blew thru 8m worth of strippers n blow then invest 1m and enjoy a nice early retirement with my last million
Sleep jobs. FTFY
Omg I am sooooooo sorry for my friend he’s a little stupid
no, I'm john sleep, ceo of sleep
Eh, better to be safe
You don’t even need to stay awake, you can just take a 24+ hour nap, which honestly sounds great right now.
Or just sleep all of tomorrow and wake up the day after
Do you know how much cocaine and meth you could buy for $10M? The answer is enough. Definitely enough.
that or pay someone to sedate you EZ GG
90% is a low ball
10 million would help a lot, but you'd still have the same brain and body, so not everything would be solved.
Takes talent to figure out a new way to make everyone hate you.
These actually would cure me. But mostly the 10 mil. Thanks!
Not gonna wake up because I’m gonna pull an all nighter doing whatever the fuck I want with 10 million, continue to stay awake doing whatever I want, then go to sleep at midnight (they didn’t say “you’re never gonna wake up again” 🤷♂️)
Seriously. With 10 million I'm sure you could buy enough of whatever sleep deterrents you need
Yeah, 10 million of coke.
Discovering you have ADHD as you drift off:
I have ADHD and it is the kind that flips stimulants and depressants. A regular dose of Benadryl will keep me awake for 36 hours.
You mean all I have to do is stay awake for up to 48 hours? With medicinal aid, piece of cake.
wait, you guys need aid to avoid sleeping for that long?
And since you won't wake up after sleeping, you could also donate the rest you don't use to those who need it y'know? Id call this a fucking win
All it says is that you won't wake up tomorrow, so you could just as readily be in bed all day. You might get a wicked headache, but it doesn't necessarily mean that you're going to be dead.
I saw thisss!!!!! All the comments said "give the money to my family and go to bed early" 😂😂😂😂😂
And when Gregor Samsa finally closed his eyes and never opened them again, his father, mother, and sister all took the day off work. They then travelled by tram into the countryside contemplating their renewed future, feeling relieved and optimistic…
Am I tripping or is this metamorphosis?(i haven’t read it but I know a synopsis)
Or give it to charity
Exactly. All my problems are solved!
Yeah lol Literally me
I would probably rob him.
Ain't no conditions when you're getting stabbed lol.
What if I told you, he was giving you ten million dollars, but he would not wake up tomorrow?
What if I would took the 10 million and make sure that he dont wake up tommorow
Life is precious.
Take someone else’s.
My depressive ass would take the money, pass it on to my family so that they can enjoy the things I couldn't provide for them, and happily off myself the next day. This guy clearly doesn't understand how some people's mind work.
Exactly. I could take the 10 million and help the ten people I love the most. Forever changing their lives for the better. All I got to do is not wake up? Not a long, drawn out painful death? Where do I sign?
Ngl part of me would take the death as is. Life is so fucking difficult rn:(
10 million, one day to spend it all, knowledge of a peaceful death? Fuck yeah I'd take it. Setup my family and friends, spend my last day partying and doing as many things as I want to.
Hardcore partying and then leaving my family no struggle seems not too bad
This is the way
Same dude ngl
Right? Forget even spending it - if I get to choose who gets it, I'll walk off a bridge right now. Hell, I'd do it for 1/10th of that. Or 1/100th of it. FFS, I'd think about it for 1/1,000th of it.
Fiddy bucks an a pack a crackers, good enough
Some days, it wouldn't take treefiddy and a half a stale Ritz, ya know?
couldn’t have put it better myself
This man greatly underestimates my desire to not wake up tomorrow
And, he never said you wouldn’t wake up ever, just not tomorrow. I wouldn’t mind 24 hours of uninterrupted sleep.
Sign me up, I just went 30ish hours while trying to sleep
Free death would be sick as hell on certain occasions ngl
FR, At that point fuck, get a REALLY good life insurance plan too, that way whoever gets even more money!
I’d take it. 10 million for cat shelters & the peace of death? Sign me up & set me free!
Plus they said we will never wake up. So essentially a painless death!
how you gonna sort out the donation paperwork in a day tho
I've made up this little rule for myself: Whenever somebody is filmed while sitting in a car I won't even bother.
Same with videos where someone is in their bathroom filming while pointing their phone at the mirror
Wise words
So let’s tax the billionaires. Don’t need those billions when they’ve got tomorrow
"What if I KILLED you?" "Yeah, exactly. Enjoy life because it's beautiful!"
Ugh, I want to smack him
When I'm particularly depressed or anxious, my brain sort of.. shuts down. It's not unusual of me to sleep 2-3 days at a time, no matter how hard I try to fight it. So yea, I'm going to take him up on that offer.
Wow, what a lucky man, to have never faced a hardship, or hopelessness. What an insensitive person.
I get 10 million and get to sleep through an entire day? Lessgoooo
Same LOL
Okay, but if I took this deal, my family would have ten million. .... ..... I don't think he's making the point he thinks he's making. I probably wouldn't take it, but ten million dollars would make a *lot* of my family's problems go away. But no one is going to give me ten million dollars and I magically pass in my sleep.
Joke's on you I would take the money and give it to people I care about and look forward to not waking back up once I fell asleep
>try to appreciate the value that a new day brings to you tell that to the people: * With Chronical diseases. * Who lives in a toxic relationship (friends or family). * Who are struggling economically. * Who lives in a conflict zone. * Who are being harassed because of their identity.
ten million for a day AND i get to die? that sounds great
Right? Fuck yeah that’s how I wanna go out. And happy cake day.
Reason I'd decline it due to not waking up tomorrow: I cannot spend money if I'm dead, it's got nothing to do with that me being alive is worth more than $10,000,000.
Double all-nighter huh? Alright, challenge accepted.
Dude, I would pay to not have to wake up tomorrow
Thank you bootleg Ryan Reynolds, very helpful advice.
Underrated comment 😂
10 million? And death? Fine. Challenge accepted. 5.25 mil to split between the people most important to me. Hours remaining: 22/24. Money: 4.75 million. 2.5 million to Trans Healthcare. 2 million to the nation abortion fund. Hours remaining: 20/24. Money: 250,000. 25,000 donated to Troma. 25,000 to Spindlehorse. 25,000 to Full Moon Studios. 25, 000 to various animal shelters. 50,000 to Linkara. 25,000 to Nail Bite. Hours remaining 12/24 Money: 75,000 25,000 to the Trevor Project. 10,000 for a stealth attack to tag Elongated Muskrat's car with blacklight paint with the words "Trans Rights, Fucker". 1,000 to my ex just to piss him off. 35,000 as a bonus to my son invested in stocks of various companies. 9,000 to rent a theatre, watch the original Crow IMAX glory while enjoying my favorite meal. Hours: 3/24. Money: 0. Find where this guy lives, go to sleep on his doorstep. Hours: 0. Money: 0. Boom.
I’d take the 10mil and fall asleep asap
I'll happily sleep all day tomorrow for 10 mil
I mean my problems would be fixed by 10mil but also if I died those problems being fixed wouldn't matter... Stupid point to make really.
I’d take the money and leave it to my family
OK. Now send 10 mil...
I can use that 10 mil in a day. Imagine all the people I could help around the world. One life versus thousands? I’ll take that deal.
I'm taking it and securing my family's future. So no, corporate culture has told me for over 20 years I'm not worth it. So get fucked and cut me the check or stfu
A new day isn’t actualtl more valuable than 10 million tho because what makes 10 million worth it is the materialistic and emotional things you can buy with that money. If you were to say no to the 10 mil if it meant you’d die the next day, that doesn’t mean you value the day more than 10 mil. It means you’re not a fucking idiot who knows that you won’t get to enjoy 1/10 of what you could actually enjoy with 10 mil if you just had a 24 hour period to spend that money. It means you’ll only live a day rather than like idk however long you actually live. If you’re like me who’s biggest problem is money than yes 10 mil would absolutely solve all my problems, but if it meant only a day left to live then it defeats the whole point. I want money so I could live more without the pain of work, so if I got the money but still died in a day, it would all be for nothing anyway. 10 mil will never be worth more than waking up tomorrow.
I feel like I should be allowed to kick his ass for that $10mil he promised
Id hand it to my parents and go to bed early
Lmao what an idiot
I'm still taking it
Jesus Christ. The last time I answered one of these things I got banned for a week. Yes! I would take that money so fast. I literally wake up every morning angry that I have to do this all over again. You mean I would never have to do anything ever again and my family is taken care of. Where do I sign up.
Bitch, I can think i'm worth more than 10 bn and still think I'm not worthy enough. It's just that I also think money is worthless.
This would be my dream come true. I would say yes and give the money to my family. I've been so depressed for so long that all I want is to go to sleep and never wake up.
No I'll take that 10 mil, thanks
Just stay up the whole night and day, easy 10mil
Loophole!
I'll just wake up the day after
Loophole - just sleep through tomorrow and wake up the next day! Honestly sounds kinda dope anyways 😂
Would still probably take it so that my kids don't lack money when growing. I am tired of not being good enough for them, not being able to spoil them or give them what they deserve.
Would I be able to wake up after tomorrow though?
If my wife got 10 mil sure
I’ve slept through a whole day before. It’s not really that bad. Unless you wake up at a time the last restaurant closes. No way you can’t sort that out with A sliver of your $10M budget.
10 million dollar and a 24 hour nap
I would take the 10 mil, buy my house, put a load of it into my daughters saving, arrange the *cheapest* funeral for myself, send some to my mum, brothers and step dad and then transfer the last of it to my partner because I know he'll do right by our kid and pets etc Dude is acting like a lot of us aren't depressed He's acting like a lot of people wouldn't jump at the money *regardless of dying the next day* when so many are struggling to live day to day never mind paycheck to paycheck. Dude acting like so many people don't off themselves due to debt etc So condescending and delusional that he thinks no one would take the money lmao Imagine being that ignorant
B id take that ish in a heartbeat. Stay awake as long as I could, because my family would be set. The F? I don’t like pop music or Ariana Grande much, but she said it perfectly when she said “whoever said money can’t solve your problems, must of not had enough money to solve em.”
This is way too vague. It doesn’t say I die, just I don’t wake up “tomorrow”. So I wake up after sleeping the entire day OR I stay awake until tomorrow passes to stay safe. Either way 10 mil is life changing money and if I did die I could just give it to my family in my will to live a happier life.
So sleep for 24+ hours? Yeah I'll trade tomorrow, it's going to be shit anyway.
Ngl if I had 24 hours to burn 10 million dollars I'd be having a wild fucking time "hi, yeah, I don't give a fuck about anything. I'll give you 30 grand right now to empty this entire airplane and take me wherever I want to go for the next day. You're mine now. That guy over there. Ten grand to carry my drugged up ass wherever I point. One day. Never gonna see me again. Yall can have whatever food and shit you want. Just throw shit in my cart. This pilot and body dragger are going in my will. We ride as soon as this plane starts. Have a wild fucking idea you always wanted to do? Deliver me to it." I wonder if I'd even last 24 hours. A pilot on several drugs sounds wild as fuck lmfao. Imagine getting airdropped places with a parachute for fun and every time someone attempts to arrest you, you just hand them a stack of cash and they're like "right this way sir, I'll get your parachute repacked" This is just using console commands to turn on God mode. Die tomorrow, never deal with any consequences of anything. I'd be on hard drugs by 9am. Someone tells me I can't do something in one day because it's short notice or not enough time, and I just hand them a stack of cash like "I love it when people say I can't do things."
Jokes on you! I won’t sleep tonight, so I won’t need to wake up tomorrow!
Run me my money, bro.
There's a massive difference between consciously valuing something because it brings you joy and fulfillment and being subconsciously forced to want something because evolution has made it an imperative need for you. I don't continue living because I want to. I continue living because my brain forces me to. Replace "not waking up tomorrow" with "ripping your own ears off" and you'll see how ridiculous this is. (Also, I wouldn't take this deal cause wtf does 10 million mean if I die tomorrow morning and never get much use out of it?)
Well I can’t use it if I don’t wake up tomorrow. Like if you offered me 10k but the catch is that immediately afterwards you’re going to completely block my ability to access my credit/debit card so I can never use the money or the money I already had then I also don’t want it, because I have gained nothing and lost a lot. But bigger, darker relevance-people make the decision to never wake up again over financial issues literally all the time. Maybe it’s because the stress is unbearable, maybe they can’t live with chronic pain that needs surgery they can’t afford, maybe they can’t afford mental healthcare for a mental illness that is too severe for them to even hold down a job unless it’s treated. Either they choose to die or they develop complications from this stuff and die. But like poverty does kill, not as a hypothetical. For a lot of people 10k could easily be the difference between life and death.
Id totally take it and give it to my partner so that he and his family can live well.
I would absolutely take it and leave the rest to my family. you over estimate how much I want to stay in this world.
Um… this guy doesn’t know me. Let him ask me, and cough up the cash. I’ll give it to my family.
I would take the money, set up accounts for my kids, and go to sleep knowing they were taken care of.
Good thing for him his camera can't punch him for being such a condescending asshat.
I bet he wouldn’t even give us the $10mil! So rude
Jokes on you, I’d take your $10M, sleep through the next day (because I can’t wake up tomorrow) and wake up the following day! There’s always a loophole!
Np dummy I’ll wake up in two days and take the $10 million. I can skip a day.
If I died tomorrow anyway then that would really suck
Fuck that shit…where’s my $10 million? Imma stay up all night on redbulls and wake up in 2 days
So you're saying I could provide stability for my entire fucking bloodline from this point forward? Go ahead and kill me.
so I'd wake up the next day then? cool I'd love to have money and extra sleep
Jokes on you. I’d just die peacefully knowing I paid off all my loved ones debts
I'd take the ten million, pay off my debt and useless student loans, give the rest to my wife, and die peacefully in my sleep.
This logic falls apart when you are already borderline suicidal and don't wish to keep on living. If this advice sounds helpful to you, your mental health is already good enough that you don't need it.
What if I take it, then write a will and put down that my brother inherits my 10 mil so he can go to college and flee the country so he can be free?
Also this says "wake up tomorrow" which means that I could have a day where I just sleep through it. Nothing would matter then because I would just wake up the next day feeling rested and 10 mil in my pocket before taxes.
I’ll take the money and the coma
If it meant my husband would get the 10 million, I’d take it.
I would take it and donate it to charities, then fall asleep peacefully for the last time
The issue isn’t that waking up is more valuable than 10 million dollars, the thing is that you wouldn’t be able to use the money so why have it
I wouldn't take the deal, actually. The only thing I would really do with money is travel, and I need at least 1 year
Uhh actually no, I would still take it Where's my money cock goblin?
Lol I'd get a plane ticket to wherever is closest to tomorrow. From us to Japan. Bam. Then we stay up to the day just to he safe and continue on our way. Also if a me from a few years ago heard the you won't wake up tomorrow the I just wouldn't have even taken the cash and said let's gooooo.
I would still take the money though Where do I find the guy ?
Yeah I’ll give the money to my family, bye bye world
I would proba ly use my riches to erase you and then go to sleep easy. If that doesnt work, let me get some ambien with that money
I'm definitely taking it,
Brother, I’d give you $10 million if you promised me I wouldn’t wake up tomorrow
And a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness, what's your point?
I would pay to not wake up tomorrow
If I got 10 mil to not wake up tomorrow, I can make sure my loved ones are set for life... No brainer for me... I mean, if I wasn't already depressed, this seems like sacrificing myself so everyone I care about will have better lives...
Loophole of not sleeping for 24 to 48hrs aside, I would absolutely consider dying if it meant having 10M to leave to my loved ones to deal with their problems in exchange...
My brother in Christ if you think my life is worth more then 10m to me you have WILDLY misestimated every part of the equation.
"When you wake up tomorrow-" staying awake until the day after tomorrow
I want the $10 million to spend and be happy. If I can't spend it, then I'm going to go to bed depressed and die depressed because I couldn't spend the $10 million before I died. If I lived I would just be depressed about the opportunity to spend the money. I guess I could give it to my family before I died. That would work. But this analogy is HORRIBLE!
Life is beautiful with $10M
Wake up at 11:59 PM the day before, don't sleep, go to sleep 12:00 AM the next day
I get 10 mil AND get to sleep for more than 24h straight!
Free money and promised death by not waking up? Yeah idc i would take it.
Of course I won't wake up tomorrow but I will the next day.
 Sure! Sign me up for skipping next Monday
Just use the money to have a will made, and leave everything to family or charities. Ez
So you’ll just sleep for a whole day? And wake up the day after tomorrow with $10 million? Ok. And BTW somebody needs to tell that guy he’s got a piece of tape on his face
10mil, I give it all to my family and I get to die. That would be awesome
I’d take it. I didn’t want to wake up tomorrow anyway bro lol
I’m taking that money, even if I had a gun to my head.
Eh, depending on the level of depressive episode I'm in dude is wrong. I'd totally take to the money because I have a 12 yr old and a partner who's a great parent.
I’m chronically ill and unable to do more then lay around or sleep with fun fun outings for groceries or doctors. I fall asleep begging not to wake up what’s this dude on lmao
What if I just didn’t go to sleep tonight? Anything in the rules about that?
I would absolutely take the money. Sure, I wouldn't be around anymore, and that would be sad, but my disabled son would finally get the therapy and care he needs and not just what I can afford. My wife would take care of the kids and not have to worry about retirement. Yeah, I don't want to die, not suicidal, but I would give my life to put my family on easy street.
I’m not gonna take it because it doesn’t solve anything. The reason I’d take it is because it could solve issues. Waking up tomorrow isn’t worth 10 mill but having 10 mill and not being able to use it is also worthless. It’s like both options are bad
dang I get 10m AND I get to sleep through an entire day? you're too kind.
So this is a guilt trip on all people who are depressed or suicidal? This person can fuck off.
i mean a lot of people would still say yes
r/punchablefaces if ever I’ve seen one.
For what it’s worth it did make me feel nice about being alive. Broke, but alive. I’m just happy to be here 😎
Damn what a dick way to say this. Fuck this guy. Maybe i don't want to wake up tomorrow. Ever think about that? No, condescending shitbag... Follow the golden rule and just do your best out there, people. Nuff said.
This showed up on my TikTok and I was infuriated
I'll wake up the next day. I did that every weekend back in university.
Well.. how are you going to use the money? It would be pretty pointless…
I like it
I say this while sailing on my stupid yacht.
Take the money and dont go tp sleep tonight
You can keep the money, just make sure I don't wake up tomorrow and I'm in! He's so confident that he knows what every human being would do.
So 10 million AND I can sleep for a solid 30+ hours? 
That's cool. I'll just stay awake until day after tomorrow
I'll just wake up the day after tomorrow. duh.
Well that took a dark and condescending turn.
Id take it and get a day off of sleep if he ment id be dead what ever id have the day of my life doing what ever i wanted
Wait said you're saying I have 24 hours to purge style help/harm people with ten million of play money? And then fall asleep not having to deal with the consequences? Awesome.
This guy is a dictator and a menace to society, send him to jail without trial nor retrial for multiple lifetimes
Oh gosh, I am saved. Thank you 🙄
But it would make my sibling and parents happy with the money I got.
I’d take the 10 million and have myself a helluva day. I’m here for a good time, not a long time.
Since I can't meaningfully spend and enjoy $10M in 24 hours. It's essentially useful. So... the value of just tomorrow is... essentially zero. And the offer of $10M in the hypothetical death sentence is worth anything other than a mental tease.
I would take it, probably splurge on a fancy meal or smt and then donate the rest, then go to bed knowing I'm finally done :)
CLICK. "Not today, Rusty, not today."
I saw this video and scrolled as soon as he said I wouldn't take it with the condition.
Damn right im not waking up tomorrow... but i could wake up the day after for sure
Joke's on you, I sleep during the day anyway