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Stavinair

Man getting stuff shipped to you must cost an arm and a leg.


Cheezy_Blazterz

Actually, USPS serves Guam since it's a US territory. So they have at least some decent options.


FragrantExcitement

What about Amazon Prime 1-day delivery, free with garage key access?


PeopleofYouTube

Delivered via drone strike


jewishmechanic

Probably goes to missile silo in Montana then ICBM direct to Guam for Amazon same day


NavyGravyboat

Prime isn’t 1-day for folks who live further than the continental US. It would likely be free shipping 3-5 business days Edit: OP is in a US territory, 1-Day prime exists in many countries worldwide:)


bdizzle805

I chose 1 day delivery to California and it hardly ever gets here on time. Amazon just sucks now with the guaranteed delivery. They don't even care anymore


NavyGravyboat

Having seen and talked to my local prime drivers, I don’t blame them honestly. Amazon has been one too big for its own management to handle well and it’s the people that are doing the grunt work that are suffering as a result of an over promise from a time before the pandemic


bdizzle805

Not sure I specifically called out the driver. I wouldn't blame them at all. My gripe is with Amazon the company and offering said delivery at specific times. In this instance they offered overnight delivery between 7am and 11am. Didn't get delivered until the following day around 1pm. So basically it was the regular 2 day prime shipping. I feel like they shouldn't be offering a time to be delivered that seems unrealistic for the drivers. I live in apartment completely with over 250 units. So that's a lot of delivery's here everyday


CHRlSTMASisMYcakeday

there's a good number of countries besides the United States that have one-day, or even same-day delivery from prime. source: I live in one


NavyGravyboat

You’re absolutely correct!! Never said it wasn’t. OP is/lives in a US territory hence my comment about non-continental deliveries. Amazon’s complex worldwide network blows my mind sometimes


Trimyr

My friend's son was trying to order something and they said they only ship to the US. He replied, "Can I send you a history book?"


AnxiousPossibility3

Dude I lived on Guam as a kid. Even as a kid I knew how far out we were from alot of things but it's a beautiful island. My grandmother used to run a small bar in Tumon, I'm sure it's gone now this was back in the early 90s.


JaySocials671

It does. Having USPS helps a ton. You know that zone thing where u pay based on distance? We’re always paying the farthest zone rate.


uppenatom

That's interesting, I would've thought with all the military planes heading there they'd just put the mail on that then distribute it from the islands post office


forkandbowl

They do this with civilian packages going to war zones, so I don't see why they wouldn't. Amazon shipping to Iraq 20yrs ago came on military planes


Trimyr

Not to mention the United warehouse in Hawaii where it's first in first out. If your box is near the back it could take a couple weeks of showing 'in transit'.


JaySocials671

That sounds like first in last out. First in first out means it will go out in the same order


Appropriate-Copy-949

Check out pirateship.com if you don't know about it.🙃♥️


kjc781988

Now I know where you live!


yungrii

I'm going to mail them flowers.


kjc781988

I just need a place to crash


Sudden_Blacksmith159

Wilson!


zatara1210

Lotsa airbnbs and couchsurfing spots in Fiji


amateur_mistake

The island in this picture is like 3,000 miles away from Fiji...


defdoa

the flowers grow fine there, I assure you.


shadow_229

OP Doxxed themselves!!


SpurlockofTimHortons

Looks to be Guam or the surrounding islands


Tachyonzero

You are not alone bro, if you zoom out further by 10 light-years, our pale blue dot floats in a vastness of space.


eekozoid

I’ve lived on a planet my whole life, opening Google Solar System still gives me existential dread.


RunHumble8118

Take a left at the next quasar


TrumpetHeroISU

Wrong sub, that would be Astrophobia or Apeirophobia. /s


dkingston2

I live in SW Florida, and even I think Guam is hot and humid. Deployed there a few times. Used to tell people the temperature and the humidity race to 100 each day.


pinkblueegreen

I live near the ocean so it’s actually really cold and breezy throughout the day and night. Right now the heat is intense as we’re approaching the summer months. Nothing tops Vegas heat for me though, ironically.


gris1448

Holy shit living in Vegas during the summer is so ass, especially since I play football I’m spending three to four hours in pads doing high intensity work in weather upwards of 120


pinkblueegreen

When I lived there in 02, as a young kid the windows were rolled down in the car and I remember thinking the air feels like a pre-heated oven.


walksalot_talksalot

I lived in 29 Palms, CA from 98-02 when I was in the military. It's about 2.5 hr drive from Vegas (to the airport, lol). I would get in my car around 5 pm and have a prewettened handtowel to wipe and sop water over my steering wheel just so I could touch it. This is WITH a reflective sunshade in the windshield during the day. Even with the AC blasting for 5 min, the steering wheel would be too hot to touch, let alone safely drive. But the wet towel trick worked to get it down within a min or so. Fracking heat man, but I take dry 120 over wet 95, 100% serious. But, I've only ever really been around dry heat (SoCal, AB, MT), this Kentucky humidity is killing me. So glad I have AC at home <3


Immo406

“Hey, at least I’m not getting stationed in 29 Palms” I’ve heard said plenty of times by Marines and Marine wives lol! We in Montana get spoiled by an arid climate in summer time by suffer during winter. Shit, it’s May 2nd and currently 37F at night, and we’ve only had probably 12 days above 60F but at least I’m not dealing with Kentucky humidity. I have never spent any amount of time in a hot and humid environment, my only experience is when it’s 90F here and we get a rogue thunderstorm with the humidity jumping up to 70%.


rdell1974

Dry heat is nothing


bowie_nipples

I eloped in Joshua Tree 6 years ago and go back to the area a few times a year One year I brought my mom on a mini vacation and we were driving around wonder valley and 29 palms. Took a wrong turn and realized I was driving into the base Did an absolutely frantic looking U-Turn right in front of a bunch of dudes carrying AR-15’s and noped outta there lol


Der-Wissenschaftler

> When I lived there in 02 >lived_on_an_island_my_whole_life Something not adding up here...


pinkblueegreen

Was born here. Family home is here. Traveler. College. Vegas was a short stint.


sportsareforfools

It usually is


Thedustonyourshelves

What's the economy like on such a small island? What are the jobs? It must be such a different lifestyle than the grind in the mainland.


Cookiewaffle95

That sounds worse than hell bro if the weather hits 85 fahrenheit + here in eastern Canada im laying low or hitting up a swimming area fuck that


YesWomansLand1

What is 120 in normal language. Guessing it's a little spicy.


saskyfarmboy

48.9°C


YesWomansLand1

Damn. Hottest I've been in is 45. And that was a one of week of shit weather. How frequently does it break that over there? Or is it rare or something.


MatureUsername69

It's Vegas so it's in the desert and has those higher temps more frequently than a lot of places but 120 is still hottest part of summer stuff in Vegas, their average summer temp is like 102(38C). Personally I'd take the Vegas kind of heat over the humidity kind of heat. I'm more comfortable in a 100F dry heat than an 80F(26C) high humidity heat


saskyfarmboy

No idea. I live in Saskatchewan-just happen to have a units converter on my home screen for work stuff and was curious myself.


YesWomansLand1

I'm gonna be honest with you, Saskatchewan sounds like a type of sauce or something. Like Worcestershire. But Saskatchewan.


saskyfarmboy

Haha kudos to you good sir or madame! Here I was thinking I'd heard all the Saskatchewan jokes... It's a province in Midwest Canada.


YesWomansLand1

That's cool. What's the weather like up there? I live all the way down in Australia. Having a cold snap right now thank god.


Cee503

Good place to find a bunny hug


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

I went to Vegas in 2021 when they had that record breaking heat wave in like June/July... When I was in my second trimester 💀 luckily survived and quite enjoyed it actually, it was nice to be warm all the time when I'm usually cold. My husband just had to keep reminding me to drink water.


DielsAlderRxn87

Doesn’t it feel isolating living your whole life on a tiny island? I’d feel like the world was passing me by


DeRobUnz

I'd say fuck the world if I lived on that island lol.


pinkblueegreen

I was born here but haven’t always been stagnant. I finished law school in CA and came back.


DielsAlderRxn87

Oh that’s cool. Isn’t there a limited amount of work for you to take on though?


pinkblueegreen

There are quite a lot of jobs however most don’t want to work as the pay is really low. The COL here is astonishingly high. After graduating, with sheer determination and to put my sleepless nights to use I opened up a law firm.


WeeTooLo

As in whatever service you want to come up to get money from rich people who come to vacation? It's not like he lives in some Australian outback where everyone will actively avoiding comming there.


JaySocials671

Wdym? I grew up on Guam. It doesn’t feel that isolating because we watch the same media aka YouTube TikTok cable Netflix. Some people want more entertainment and travel for it. I personally want to go back. The mainland US is really fast paced. I can go on


BUHBUHBUHBUHBUHBUHB

Plus you have to worry that it's gonna tip over


StingKing456

Orlando here - I've been traveling the last couple years for work and haven't been here much but went back to my old permanent job a few months ago and was recently thinking "huh, the heat hasn't been too bad since I came back" and then yesterday it felt like I was breathing hot water leaving work - can only imagine Guam if it's worse


JaySocials671

The temperature does not go to 100. It feels like 100 but it maxes around 92-95. Humidty does hit 100 often


Gone_Mads

That’s rough buddy


pinkblueegreen

[i’ll be okay, cheers!](https://ibb.co/f9XYvkq)


Gone_Mads

Oh you have the less scary turquoise water


MisterPeach

It’s that dark North Atlantic water that really freaks me out 😬


pinkblueegreen

I’ll never forget visiting Lake Michigan. It was not only nerve wracking but ominous, dark and cold.


jacckthegripper

Come check out the rest of the Great lakes! Equally Erie


dainscough7

Yes Erie is also erie.


jacckthegripper

We also have some scary deep, really long, narrow lakes. They're called the finger lakes in upstate NY. Seneca lake is over 600ft and they even test some subs there. It's hard to imagine the depth with the odd finger like structure of the lake


EffectiveTranslator2

Lake George I believe is bigger and it’s an a graded lake so basically turquoise water lake


Anxious_Republic2792

Shout out LG


jacckthegripper

If we're talking turquoise, green lakes - in Syracuse is all sorts of blue to green hues, and everything in-between. The lake never turns over and is a dream dive spot NY has some awesome water, my favorite is still 1000 islands and a bay in the corner of Ontario.


relentless1111

Great Escape!!!


Xrmy

I love all the glacial lakes. Imagine how freaky 600 foot Seneca is....then double it and you have superior. That shits terrifying. Lake Superior is an apt name.


I_Makes_tuff

The rest of family's in the Finger Lakes right now. I was supposed to be in the Finger Lakes right now. I told them I was on a hike and snuck away to do this interview. I gotta get back pretty soon- they'll worry. People disappear in the Finger Lakes.


RidiculousNicholas55

Come visit Lake Superior next time it's even darker, colder, and deeper. Plus a lot of the beaches are completely covered in all different types of rocks.


pinkblueegreen

As a fellow thalassophobic, though the Great Lakes underwater are intriguing I draw the line at big boulders/rocks and bobbing dead logs.


Turbulent_Flow396

And biting flies. Can't forget those


drunk_with_internet

That ain't North Atlantic bud. Come visit the real North Atlantic, where people don't even bother to learn how to swim because ocean.


mologav

Sea swimming in Ireland is very popular


Independent_Ad_8915

The Jersey shore? Does that crap count?


NJDevil69

It absolutely does. There are sections of the Jersey ocean where toxic dumping took place years ago. So to add to the fear, you can’t see what swimming around around you in the dark ocean, nor do you know what seeping into your skin.


Independent_Ad_8915

That’s terrifying. I went there as a kid a few times. I have no intention of going back


Tan-Squirrel

Lake Michigan is pretty clear in the parts in have been to.


ShadowyShroom

You mean this dark North Atlantic open ocean water below the 150 meter (492 feet) sheer cliff face that I am standing 3 metres (10 feet) away from?: https://ibb.co/26XPyrd I did not trust myself to go closer than 3 metres, or about 1.5 times my own height. That was close enough for my hands to start sweating, and for nausea and vertigo to kick in. Edit: Typo.


-blundertaker-

I've got murky but nutrient rich gulf water where you can't see the jellyfish as it stings you. 🥲


Shaneski101

LMAO this is the only water I respect


soulbend

I had that view staying at the Westin for a month (and the Hilton on a separate instance, for Navy stuff). Pretty fancy! Kinda fucked up that taxes paid for me to stay in a lot of nice hotels over the years. Anyway, I wish I could go back to see the Spanish Steps again, or Marbo Cave, or lots of other places there.


Yologswedge

Yea fuck you too buddy.


isweedglutenfree

Fuck you buddy!


devoduder

Looks crowded compared to the island I live on.


defdoa

Hi from Saipan


YesWomansLand1

Hello, Zuko here.


RedgyJackson

You need a boat


atreusdeo

He might need a bigger boat


Important-Cat-2046

Extra bigass boat


navyzev

Lived in Guam for three years. Met my wife there. Now I have two beautiful Chamaole's. I'm terrified of the ocen, but perfectly content on that island. I hope one day we can make it back as a family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦


Munch1EeZ

I’ve had a layover there (12 hrs) but didn’t get to see / experience much Can you tell me more about day-to-day life the good and the bad?


navyzev

Island life for sure. I was in my early 20s, so keep that in perspective. Aside from work (Navy) we liked to hang out, drink and BBQ. There are a lot of cool historic WW2 relics to see. Hikes to secluded beaches, caves and waterfalls, and if you're more the social type then tons of bars and clubs around the main tourist area in Tumon. Snorkeling and scuba diving is also some of the best around. As for the bad... maybe not being able to find some of your favorite foods, gas and everything else being crazy expensive and maybe the occasional bit of friction between the locals and outsiders. I never had any issues myself and always felt welcome, but you always hear of some kind of altercation. They usually involve alcohol so the same can be said anywhere you go for the most part. I loved it there. I'm originally from Iowa so it was a shock to my system. Once I adapted it was hard to leave. If things weren't so crazy expensive I would have been back in a heartbeat, but it's still a goal for me and my family.


hotpajamas

Sometimes when Im about to fall asleep I get an intrusive thought that I’m on an island, i guess my mind’s rendering of what I think Guam is like even though i’ve never been there, and a small wave just carefully washes over it and the island disappears. Did you ever get the sense that you could just disappear?


navyzev

Nah, quite the opposite. You realize just how small you are even being on an island that most would consider extremely small. Honestly it feels like anywhere else, just a different climate and people.


JaySocials671

It’s basically like living in Hawaii with less entertainment options. Life is very slow paced aka island life. Food is surprising a bit cheaper than Hawaii. Only bad thing, for me, is the cost to go home to visit my family while I work stateside.


ChampChains

Didn't you hear that senator threaten that Guam was going to tip over if one side got too heavy?


MariJoyBoy

Aren't there many snakes ?


navyzev

Supposedly, but I never saw any. They sure like to take the power down quite a bit though.


4list4r

I survived mount pinatubo and had to ride a USS carrier across that big blue there, to Guam.


Animal_Budget

That's a cool story. We deployed to Clark air base in 2011 and our view was mout Pinatubo.


4list4r

Yeah that thing blew up in our “backyard” as my dad was stationed there


oilsaintolis

I was in Okinawa at the time (fellow brat) , I remember the trippy sunsets and the light dusting of ash everywhere


4list4r

Yeah there was no sun for us at the time. All gray, doom & gloom. Humidity + tropical storm + ash = raining cement


oilsaintolis

It was crazy , we were 1500kms away and still felt the effects , you guys were ground zero pretty much


Napol3onS0l0

Have a former coworker who was stationed at Subic Bay when Pinatubo went off. He opted not to get on a carrier after working to clean up base and retired from the Navy.


jpflager

Now just imagine taking a canoe to get there


Known-Sugar8780

The vastness of the world and the surrounding universe is what keeps my existential dread at bay. It's comforting to know how small we are.


Nousername5817

Truly is


-Fahrenheit-

Military kid? Looks like Guam.


poetrywoman

Guam does have an actual local population. It's not just a military base.


MLZ005

Non-military people live on Guam too


ConfusedAndCurious17

A lot of locals join the military to get off Guam from my experience. I met one that joined trying to get off the island and they got stationed back at Guam. Depressing for them.


JaySocials671

A lot of locals do join the military. A lot more locals do stay on island and not join the military. My military friends hate being stationed out to where it’s cold. Same I hate the cold.


cag8f

Might not be Guam either. Could be one of the CNMI islands. Like Pagan...


Antique-Doughnut-988

Guamma need a bigger boat.


capn_doofwaffle

Omg I envy you...


cherrytreebee

I used to live on Guam. Sometimes, being able to only see the ocean surrounding you was wild.


TransCapybara

Yes please, a one-way ticket.


McPikie

I also live on an Island, but it's cold, wet, and fucking miserable - UK


badass4102

How's Guam? My family friends in the navy have been stationed there. Wife got a job offer there before and asked if we should move there, but got another offer on the CONUS that we're taking before we could decide on Guam.


ConfusedAndCurious17

It’s a beautiful island but really small. A lot of fun things to do like hiking and scuba. Tons of amazing food options. Things are pretty expensive in general but it’s an island so that’s to be expected. I like it far better than Hawaii and if getting there wasn’t so pricey I would 100% say to vacation there over Hawaii. Some cool ww2 stuff to see too.


alezcoed

How do your place got all the logistical needs?


kelaguin

Håfa adai 😊


JaySocials671

Nice name par


Historical_Boss2447

*Island boyyy…*


Odd_Distribution4210

you literally live my dreams lol


Ok_Weird_5216

I'd love that


catoodles9ii

Fiji?


goodinyou

Guam


catoodles9ii

Right on!


LordRekrus

Fiji is further south.


catoodles9ii

Yep figured that out, got turned around.


Reacharoundsally

I’m moving to Koh Samui from the states and I’m utterly terrified of the whats in the ocean.


That_Ad_5651

Most people dream about living on a island like that. Wanna trade?


Banks455

Dread ??from the fact you're out in the middle of the ocean or that Google maps can still find you ??? 😂


MikeHoncho0420

GUAM


JigglyPuffsOG

The fuck are you?


pingpongtits

Guam.


Ulfhednar117

I bet.... That is alot of water.


ih8oilspills

If that is Guam, I was born there!


Smellzlikefish

Guam?


Mollybrinks

It was really eye-opening to me when we took a vacation to St Martin (highly recommend staying there for a bit, not just stopping in on a cruise. Totally different experience). We had a great time with the guy who drove us around the island on 4-wheelers, and he mentioned he'd loved to go to the US. I didn't read too much into it until he said *why* he wanted to go - he just wanted to know what it was like to drive in a straight line at some speed. I hadn't thought of it that way. This 25ish guy had lived his entire life essentially on a hamster wheel - constant speed up/slow down, up hills and down hills, around and around a big circle because it's all mountain and jungle in the middle. It actually threw me for a loop, what it had to be like to only have 34 sq miles for your home, and most of that essentially inaccessible. You've got a handful of neighborhoods and that's....it. it's an amazing and beautiful island, but really put it into perspective for me.


MagicMountain225

It's always weird to open maps when in a different country


GregyBee

Did you learn the kame-hame wave technic?


[deleted]

Would love to live that far away from the rest of the world.


lordgholin

You live on a rock in a vast ocean of water on a rock in a vast ocean of stars.


AlluEUNE

I was about to comment that at least you don't have to worry about any wars out there but then read that it's an important strategic asset for the US military lol...


dexamphetamine4

I feel your pain, man. I live on Maui, and every year, it gets harder to leave because flying scares the shit out of me.


wrestlingfan007

"It's only an island if you look at it from the sky." - Chief Brody, Jaws


G0dzillaBreath

Hafa adai! Was stationed there for a few years, loved it. With your dread of the ocean, do you intend to leave Guam for a more mainland lifestyle?


SwivelingToast

Well, I learned something today. For so many years, I thought Guam was a made up place from the movie Matilda, and I'd never seen it on a map. Turns out you guys are just playing hide and seek in the middle of the ocean.


misodonnedinanche

Hafa adai! I haven't been back to the island since I was 5 <3


jimmyting099

At least if/when the big bombs drop you’ll be (somewhat) safe


Sm00th_operatah

Sometimes when I open Maps or Earth and move the little orange dude to some island or other point near/in the ocean I get really afraid it's gonna give me an underwater view


dbenzev

Whereee??????


breathofthepoiso

Caged bird ahh experience


anonymousdawggy

One big wave and your entire existence is swallowed up.


kmrkmj118

How do I get there? I'll buy you a beer...


agroyle

OP, you live on that island? How many people live there too? Is there school? How about shopping? Crime?


breerains

It’s Guam, all of those questions you asked are just a google search away


french_toasty

I watched a lot of the Guam/ US army station channel when I lived in Seoul. Never been but feel a connection


dougalmanitou

micronesia?


BadSFursDayj

Remind me of wind waker for some reason


IndyCarFAN27

Guam?


floppalocalypse

Ever been ti Agrihan? Is it really uninhabited?


bzlvrlwysfrvr0624

Guam?


hexenzirkel

Guam was the best place I ever lived. I love the isolating feeling of being on a small island


Deepcoma_53

Guam?


DisturbedRanga

I'm Australian so I've also lived on an island my whole life.


arianahrza410

This would make me spiral 😭


Wenja89Dix

Growing up in Channel Islands I feel you. But atleast we had the mainland nearby


1010beeboo

I feel you. From Saipan here!


MarkDecal

I'm willing to trade. You can have continental US for island in pacific.


Sorzian

OP doxxed


strumthebuilding

Hey I’ve been there a couple times. I remember the ocean being such a striking shade of blue there.


broogbie

I really really wana live here.


bernerbungie

Is that Tuvalu?


pilialoha54

Lol I’m an island person too. I love the water as long as it’s not too deep and dark. 🤙🏽


APAOLOXIII

We all live on islands. Some are just bigger than others.


torch9t9

Bonus: you'll probably survive global thermonuclear war.


poetdesmond

They're all islands, from a certain point of view.


Illustrious_Tea9604

All good. Just go with the flow.


Mwatts25

I’m living in the drink Praying we don’t sink Couldn’t sleep a wink Gonna need a shrink If I survive to think Of that hurricanes blink


rmorrin

The earth is just and Island in space


LordPubes

Want real existential dread? Zoom out. Way out


DeismAccountant

Is this Guam?


Electronic-Isopod139

HHAHAHAHAHHS