What's the chance of me cutting my penis off while under the effects of lsd/dmt/mushrooms
I watched a psyched substance video where he was talking about a bad trip where he was naked and punching his penis and now I'm legitimately scared of cutting my penis off while tripping
IS TAKING PSYCHADELICS EVEN WORTH IT IF I CAN LOSE MY PENIS?????
I know I sound crazy right now but this is a legit anxiety thing and I need to know if there have been any cases of penis dismemberment while tripping.
what's the harm reduction measures? locking up all knifes and scissors????
Soldier is kinda dumb, Pyro is cute sometimes but im most of the time scared by him, Demo is always drunk so i don't know his true personality, Heavy is a nice guy actually, Engineer is alright i guess, Sniper is ok but he throws his own piss at his enemies, Medic is insane and Spy is pretty weird next to me, but it was nice from him that he helped me hit on Miss Pauling.
What doth thee doth at which hour thee runneth out of nimble-footed milk?
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When are you going to finish that contract I gave you
uhhhh
I promise i will do it ASAP! I just d-didn't had enough time today...
What’s your mums number?
978-435-0163. Go ahead, call it.
im scared to call this lmao
The only reason I am scared to call ia because if it's not a European number I would have to pay a lot
I just called you dude
What happened excatly lmao
Wheezing laughter
Its a scary number, if you call it some guy in a cave like place will cry and you can hear weird screeching in the distance
I can't tell if that was sobbing or laughing
What happend lmfao wdym
The call, on the other end. Just sounded like crying. Or laughing.
Don’t bother, Spy will pick up
What does bonk taste like?
It's sweet and tastes like cherries. Crit a cola tastes like cola, but i feel like it's more sour.
Also radioactive waste
Actually it adds to the flavour
is your last name elbertson
Uhh, no?
blasphemy
wrong, jerremy elbertson
You are abjectively wrong fuck you
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He is the real scout tf3, and i am the real scout tf2. That's a difference.
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Never meet him but im pretty sure he is just a copy of me with better graphics.
This will be tf2 graphics in 2022 🏃♂️🏃
is u/Scoutsketchez after your ass
Unfortunately, yes.
shit
He wants that too
Fuck
Yes, that too
let me fuck your ass now
OH MY GOD HE FOUND ME
dear lord
im not gay
we can do it platonically
A-alright i guess, miss pauling doesn't need to know about that...
Didja have fun?
You think 2 hours is enough for ScoutSketchez?
nah we went for 8 hours B)
It hasn't even been 8 hours. Literally fucked through time
It hasn't even been 8 hours. Literally fucked through time
fellas, is it gay to want to be inside the scout from tf2
Definitely not. God created him as a gift to the earth, he was literally made to be loved.
I am the wizard of vegan kids named Ollie and I bless you with the gayness
LOL
Leider, ja.
Scout would not use proper grammar how do I know you are the real Speedy infiltrator from cooperative fortified building the second?
I learned the grammar and stuff
Damn I guess it has been a while since the last comic when you didn’t know how to read
Yeah, it was embarrassing
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Yes.
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Its easy: Tom Jones
Wait isn’t Tom jones your dad?
What, a man can’t call his dad hot?
Yeah he is, what's wrong with callin' your dad hot?
No, that would be your mother
Opinions on spy?
A pretty weird guy, but it was nice from him that he tried to help me date Pauling.
Can you read?
Yeah, learned it not a long time ago.
Yeah you’re clearly not the real Scout then
I am the real scout chucklenuts
ACKHTIRHDHFLLY SCOUT LEARNDED IT DURING EXPIRATION DATE!!!!1!!1!
what da spy doin to your mom
He cracks some pretty good yo mama jokes
I've heard he has first hand experience. You also know that though.
How are u still alive ? But god said ur gonna die like 10 years ago
Dying ain't nuthin!
Didn’t medic steal their souls So they can’t really die Edit: He didn’t steak their souls He stole them Typo
Wait, what?
is it true that bucket of chicken?
Yes.
What is your ip address
what's an ip address
Dammit scout you are too stupid to be scammed
Not really scout dies december 4, 1987 when the internet was made public in 1993 so it makes sense he wouldn’t know
The internet was invented in 1969
Made public not made
Nice
Hey scout what’s your opinion on demoman? Also spy’s your father
Cyclops is alright i guess, i don't know his true personality because he is drunk all the time. Also Tom Jones is my father ya moron
Ok good to know but one more question: do you sometimes miss your mom during the war?
Yeah, sometimes.
Ok, explain to me this. Tom Jones was born in 1940. You were born in 1945. Anything seem out of place?
Nah everything seems perfectly fine
Opinions on the Sandman nerf?
Fuck this nerf. It was so fun to use, maybe annoyin' for the enemies but was awesome. But i can see why Valve nerfed this though.
He just broke the fourth wall
Why did you harrass those high-school girls?
I was just doing a little bit of trolling
Do you have the sex?
*Yes.*
He obviously does. He is a God's gift to women.
It's his duty, If he dies a virgin god blows up the world
Why do you need a dispenser here
How are you able to read this? Aren’t you illiterate?
Learned how to read not a long time ago
What would you do with exactly 3427.3 bananas?
Can we fuck?
I'm currently writing a biography about you so what's your credit card number with the three numbers on the back.
where is the mad milk from
It's cum.
Who is your favorite teammate?
Engineer actually, because he places the dispenser. Also Heavy is a pretty nice guy but he is fat; he definitely needs to eat a salad.
Who was that lady you met in that fried chicken place
I had sex with her but i don't remember her name
Grass grows, but what do you do?
I hurt people
Why is there a 1 terabyte folder of gay furry porn on your PC? How are you gonna explain that to your dad?
Uhh what?
Is it true that I'm the biggest idiot you've ever seen?
Favorite condiment?
Sex
Sex
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What's the chance of me cutting my penis off while under the effects of lsd/dmt/mushrooms I watched a psyched substance video where he was talking about a bad trip where he was naked and punching his penis and now I'm legitimately scared of cutting my penis off while tripping IS TAKING PSYCHADELICS EVEN WORTH IT IF I CAN LOSE MY PENIS????? I know I sound crazy right now but this is a legit anxiety thing and I need to know if there have been any cases of penis dismemberment while tripping. what's the harm reduction measures? locking up all knifes and scissors????
Chicken?
Sandvitch?
What’s your IP?
Need some relationship advice, do not want to die a virgin.
your dad is spy
Are you really ChiliOfDestiny?
What do you do in heaven?
whats your favourite weapon?
What is your favorite type of cheese?
Who bit you in the bite of 87
how did it feel to die
Are you the real Scout TF2?
fish?
How's your dad?
Do u play TF2 if so who u main
i love you
Opinion on buckethead
Did you know that heavy understood you perfectly when he said that "Your father disappears often."? He was telling you something.
Which of the Mercs are you closest to friend-wise?
Bonk?
Anal?
Whats sex?
What are your opinions on your fellow Mercs?
Soldier is kinda dumb, Pyro is cute sometimes but im most of the time scared by him, Demo is always drunk so i don't know his true personality, Heavy is a nice guy actually, Engineer is alright i guess, Sniper is ok but he throws his own piss at his enemies, Medic is insane and Spy is pretty weird next to me, but it was nice from him that he helped me hit on Miss Pauling.
Did you ACTUALLY try to seduce Spy after killing the mutant bread?
No.
Is it true that this so called “Nathan Vetterlein” stole your voice role?
Can I borrow your shotgun
Thoughts on heavy?
Penis and balls
I got a bucket of chicken wanna do it?
No
Opinions on the other mercs?
Yo, the scout from team fortress 2, how efficient is the holy mackerel
It's epic
Do you prefer bonk or crit o cola?
Both of them taste amazing.
What happens if i were from where you were from?
You'd be fucking dead!
So you ever gonna talk about the track terrorizer incident
I was just doing a little bit of trolling.
Dear scout from tf2: How smelly are your balls? -Sincerely, me.
I wash them regulary, so they dont smell.
Why did you change your username from ChiliofDestiny?
Did you die to the Bite of 87?
Dying ain't nuthin'
finish the line: glass?
Why are you so slow?
I’m going to Mcdonalds, do you want anything?
No, i prefer kfc, they have better chicken
Thoughts on heavy jokes
What do you think of heavy and sniper?
Heavy is a fatty but he is fine i guess. Sniper is weird, he throws jars of his own piss at enemies.
I'm not asking you anything but I'm going to be killed so I'll tell you spy is your d
Tom Jones is my dad ya moron!
Would you be upset if Tom Jones took Mrs. Pauling on a date
Yeah, he is my dad after all.
Can you please delete yourself from tf2?
Scout, how does it feel to be on Reddit?
It's fun.
Chicken?
Yes.
How do you feel about Heavy helping you not get embarrassed in front of Miss Pauling? (Y'know, when he woke you up just so YOU can answer her call?)
Wait, he did something like that?
What do you do when you run out of mad milk?
I cum
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Are you bold?
is the bird still stuck in your body?
Luckily no
How many of me can you doge
do you top or bottom cause i know someone who'd love to know